NZ Thread How goes it, you lot?

I'm just sitting here watching The Americanization of Emily and drinking whisky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-UbX5NZxA

freezing my tits off

>>609866823
Where you at? Not that bad up in Auckland, just glad to be rid of summer.

>>609866939
Welly man

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Not enough hours in the day or night.

lol this thread is ass

Nothing better than a buzz on a cold not by the fire.

>Got no weed
>Landlord says we're not allowed to use the fireplace
>House has wooden floors so cold as fuck

>>609866823
90% of the time

>>609867739
Tell me about it.

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>>609867777

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>>609867777
ayy lmao

Britfag checking in, arriving in auckland on 24th april, have to renew my passport (which will take 6 weeks) so I wont have a working visa till thats done. You guys know if its possible to get cash in hand work on a tourist/holiday visa? Or do some woofing, until my passport gets renewed.

>>609867777
oh bb

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>>609866823
Me too, bro. Me too.
Wellington reporting in.

>>609867777
i want to trade sex for quads

>>609868222
nvm, saw my own trips lol

>>609867777
>>609868222
It's going off

>>609867777
Because I got quads someone should sell me weed in Tauranga.

I didn't know we get 4chan in NZ?

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>>609865966

>>609865966
Considering burning down WINZ for a nice toasty fire

>>609868988
You have to send a letter to the minister of foreign affairs, but they almost never reject your application.

>>609869157
Thanks, now we will all be visted by the police tomorrow.

>>609869236
I NEVER SENT ONE???

>>609869266
I said considering, doesn't count as a threat.

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G'day New Zealand, reminding you to check em

>>609869455
Thank you.

>>609869455
Checkemslovakia

>>609869302
Must have been a previous occupant of your house.

>>609869455
How long have you been trying this. This is the first time its turned out well for you.

>>609869572
Not even the same guy who posts it, I just figured what the fuck

>>609869020
Trap?
Brazillian shemale?

>>609866823
Snuggle up to your gfs wooly arsehole mate.

I prefer to score trips ir quads before getting a good mark a high school exam. AM i the only one, /b/?

+1 for fuck wellington is cold at the moment

Thorndon reportan

>>609869455
get back to yo tinnie house

>>609869828
>gf
>/b/
Where do you think you are?

Although NZ doesn't really have neckbeards

>>609869693
Poor luck for him then eh.

>>609869894
This wind in the Hutt is savage.

>>609869894
Nah I'm just in tshirt and pants m8

Mt Vic report

>>609869849
Reasonable as high school exams don't matter. I never gave a shit my entire high school experience, got mostly A+'s at uni. High School is shit.

>>609869933
>Doesn't know about DG

>>609869998
ifkr man

>>609870017
A+'s all though uni?
Fuck you must have done some kind of arts or philosophy?

Yozzza just about to start work on Neilson st auckland. If any ones local I'll give you a fresh samich for a smoke

>>609869777
Using this as an excuse to announce everyone's favourite dude in a dress

>>609869933
Do you leave the house? NZ is full of legit neckbeards.

>>609869894
Try being directly below a snow covered Ruapehu

>>609870157
You better make your trap name Ayla Mao or else nigga

>>609870157
Try being in the southern alps

>>609870157
Only when they sneak out of COMPSCI

>>609870096
What the fuck is DG
Come on man...

>>609870251
Putting the party in Chinese Communist Party. Damm that is a good nametho

>>609870327
fuck that, swangiora was bad enough today.

>>609870136
Not all through, but I did get it most of the time. I studied Mathematics, I doubt I could have done as well at art or philosophy.

>>609870096
Left the house for my bus stop and nearly started crying about my lack of jacket.

>>609870157
>Ruapehu
wtf is that?
speak english nigger

>>609870364
Delivery girl probably

>>609870327
>Not even volcanic
Step it up senpai

>>609870364
Just find any Internet caf that still operates and you'll see em

>>609870447
piss off miles

>>609870447
Oh right, that's all good.
Did you end up getting a job with it?

>>609870519
Who the fuck is miles?

>>609870413
Fucking do it.

>>609870466
Mt Ruapehu. L2geography

>>609869777
she was on the tv series terra nova .

>>609870518
An intenet cafe is a red flag regardless

>>609870466
I believe it means "Big rock with hole and hot rock"
Truly the maori are a majestic people

>>609870547
No, I wanted to do post grad but I had a crisis of faith. Stopped going to lecture in my last term and failed two classes, I still graduated and could have done a masters but I chickened out. Then everyone moved out of my flat so I went back home and helped out on what's left of the family farm. I drinked excessively and watch movies for fun.

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Moot is love
Moot is life
Moot is all

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id tounge da bung.

>>609870736

What type of jobs do math masters go on to anyway? Always wondered that shit.

>>609870560
Fact. Every Miles is a nigger

>>609870590
Can't argue with that

>>609870736
That sucks anon
Get your future going again bro

>>609870985
I don't know, teaching or banks or who knows what? I never really cared, I didn't have a career planned out. I just did maths because I enjoyed it. As Bertrand Russell said

>Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show. The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry. What is best in mathematics deserves not merely to be learnt as a task, but to be assimilated as a part of daily thought, and brought again and again before the mind with ever-renewed encouragement.

>>609871302
My future is at the bottom of innumerable bottles of whisky.

Dunedin reporting in
Way too fucking bored

chch homo boy reporting for homo duty

>>609871513
Fuck that attitude right in its slutty arsehole

Do something with yourself
IDGAF if you're 50
Don't waste away

welly lad looking for job advice

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>>609870364
>What the fuck is DG
Mate..

>>609871799
>expecting everyone to know who you are

>>609871799
If there's a set don't be stingy

>>609871704
You're a little too optimistic to be on 4chan don'tcha think

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>>609871883
There's a zip floating around that I got these from, has about 15 pics

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I need any and all the information you have on Miss Alice please


I think I want to marry her

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>>609872109
Heres her and her boyfriend. Cute couple.

Contrary to popular belief woman do occasionally sleep with sheep.

>>609872036
I haven't had my dreams crushed yet
I'm only a second year

>>609872283
Really? Jesus, my dreams were crushed in Year 9

>>609872109
Also shes a drug addled hippy with liberal philosophical beliefs that make you believe she is mentally retarded.

>>609866939
This so much. Summer is fucking awful

>>609868107
Possibly but you'd most likely have to have a contact of some form in NZ who can get you the work. Most sites with jobs on them require you to have some form of valid work visa before you can work for them. Also, if you're looking at cash in hand then you'll most likely be doing some form of labouring

>>609872626
I don't know why anyone likes it, it's like being under a magnifying glass.

>>609872935
Because going for a swim or cold bath is a lot easier than heating up a poorly built building and then maintaining that heat.

>>609872935
Depends where you are. Southland has nice summers. Most other places north of that are waaaaaaay too fucking hot

ACC guy here.

Back to work next week. :(

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Fuck summer. Anyone know this girls name yet btw?

>>609873050
I normally just wrap myself up in a blanket and get mad comfy. I find it borderline impossible to get any thing close to comfortable in summer. Auckland here

>>609873086
Wellington?

>>609873235

Horowhenua

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>>609872273
wow, worse than I expected. how does that even happen when she gets thousands of dollars from strangers regularly?

>not playing GTA V on PC

what are you even doing with your life?

>>609873102
Aroha

>>609873387
Not spending almost $100 on a fucking videogame friend

Like $60 is my max
And it better be for FO4

>>609873520
Tfw got it in the Rockstar PSN sale for $40

test

>>609872443
>dreams were crushed in Year 9
man lets drink together pls

>>609873374
As someone pointed out. Anyone who sells their body for sex or online for viewers probably isnt that sound of mind.

And we're back!

>>609873914
If I could get paid for pictures of my dick I'd do it.

>>609873387
Don't wanna spend 91 on something I've played already, also no seeds general.

>>609873420
Doesn't seem like an Aroha. Too white.

>>609873973
as would I if I got payed like her.

>>609873086

Yo I used to work at ACC dunedin. What do you do?

>>609873973

This

>>609873798
You wanna know what's even more depressing? I can't even afford to drink anymore and had to stop

>>609874015
Can confirm. I'm the one who sued to live with here. Pretty white but deffo half caste

>>609874041
Gf and I were gonna do that shit, not for money though. To be fair money would've been nice but she just gets off on being watched.

>>609874129
Implying I don't work everyday just to buy liquor, I got u m888888

>>609874129
*used to live with her

Shit get it together

>>609874073

Work at meatworks. Two flat stainless steel surfaces did a crushing amputation on my finger.

Wan pix bb?

>>609871650
Kik?

>>609874197
Get time off and take a holiday up here. We'll get drunk and swap brojobs it'll be gr8. No homo

>>609874041
>payed

It was spelt correctly in the post you quoted, how did you manage to fuck that up?

>>609874129
4 reel tho? That booty is far too fine for a nigger

>>609874338
>paid

By really not paying attention to anything in my life.

Americunt here. I visited New Zealand for a few weeks about 8 years ago. I loved it and I can't wait to go back. Friendliest fucking people in the world and you guys love to drink. Beautiful fucking women too. I wish I could live there, but alas, I am an uneducated slacker with nothing to provide to your wonderful country.

Anyhow, rock on you New Zed fags. You've got the best country in the god damned universe.

>>609874392
Actually I'm pretty sure she's mostly Indian.

>>609874392
>White girls
>booty
Pick one
You want white booty, you wanna trap

But yeah 4realzies.

>>609874410
I'm imagining someone with a dead dog and a burnt down house.

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>>609874498
Just be Indian.

>>609874638
My lifes mostly in order and clean. Its when I sit down and try do anything I fall apart.

>>609874314
never homo :DDD where you at?

>>609874519
Just because she works in the fast food industry doesn't make her indian you fucking racist

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>>609874567

>>609874733
Ruapehu area. Best place for holiday

>>609874498
>americuck
>saying a country that's not The Yew Es Of Aye is the best country in the god damned universe

pick one u bald shithead

west auckland fag reporting in

>>609874801
Hahahahaha.

When's the mushrooms growing?

>>609874938
Fuck you nigger. Go eat a hamburger.

Palmerston North feg reporting in.

>>609874948
>west akl
oh shit its supermang XtripleD
meet me at sylvia park kunt i'l fuk u up i swer on mom loyfe kant,

>>609875188
STUDENT CITY?!?!?!?!

Gisborne fucker here.

>>609874948
Me too bro. I live out in massey, my family was here before all the subdivisions. I have history here, but I've never really been part of the community.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU MOTHERFUCK

>>609874938

This guy is not an accurate representation of New Zealand. Friend from burgerland should not listen to him.

>>609875104
ur da nigger btich dont cal me nigger bitch, and I'd love a hamburger hehe, only if it's kosher oy veey :^)

>>609875296
west harbour, does it count as west auckland?

>>609875249
You know it kiddo.

>>609875364
Course it does, only ten minutes from my house.

>>609874498
New Zealanders are not actually friendly, we just wait until your back is turned before we shit talk.

>>609868448
hi~ :3

>>609875345
I really ain't kek. These people are great. I'm an amerifat, been here for 5 years with my wife.

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Mario Kart 8 tournament anyone?

I'm drunk and eating hardboiled eggs.

im sitting here crying over not having gta v purchased due to being a poorfag

>>609876191
Its $88 at JB. Pay your rent late.

>>609876298
it comes on 4 discs kek

>>609875280
>>609875299
lel, nice dubs tho

>>609876421
6

>>609876191
You can get it cheaper off key sites.

I'm on one of those intercity Mana buses that looks like a plane inside.
Wifi, but where are the power points I heard about?

No one's talking?

>>609877349
Seems like it, quieter than usual in tis mofaka.

>>609877457
Cause 4chan froze up again

>>609877907
lol no it didn't

>>609878162
Ye it did. Connection errors all round.

>>609878262
Yeah same

They weren't that long to explain a dead thread

time to post dicks or what?

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>>609879761
I'll take that as a yes

I've been living in Napier all of my fucking life and I hate art deco. The tourists love it and I have no idea why. Napier is busy with wankers who dress in art deco and tourists who buy into wankers who wear art deco on art deco weekend and it's terrible. Don't start with any "you'd like art deco if you participated" FUCK OFF. I did and I hated it. Anyway, anyone else from napier?

>>609880241
I wish i was, much better than shitty christchurch

>>609880360
My dad works in christchurch and I go down to see him in the holidays, I love it in christchurch. I wish I lived there bro.

>>609880744
really?? its a broken, boring shithole imo

>>609880933
Honestly, there's just more going on in Christchurch. I find the people in Napier the worst, they're all closed-minded, dumbass hypocrites. What makes it better than Christchurch to you?

Been to most places in NZ and gotta say, cant beat Wellington aye (even on a shit day)

>>609882067
True, wellington is legit. We can agree there anon.

Dunedin. Holy fuck it's cold in my flat

>>609882067
>Even on a shit day
I love the wind and rain here. The fucking cold is getting to me though.
Captcha - ofhop

any cuties online tonight?

hopeful bump

>>609883409
you tried

so how does it feel to have a talking puppet as prime minister?

Grounds shaking here in chch

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>>609885683

John Key is a giant faggot and i would tea bag Helen Clark

Freezing my ass of in Hawkesbay!!!

same here in new Plymouth its fucking cold as fuck

>>609886619
Hahaha no way, im in Napier bro im wearing a fucking gown right now.

M8 its so cold my nuts are gone and cant feel my toes

>>609880241
I am man, fucking shitty and cold tonight,

Work at 8am 4chan's pulling me in!!

I know your feels m8

>>609885683
anyone else in chch?

>>609887361
yes :3

>>609865966
Brit with NZ dual nationality here wanting to work travel around NZ from August this year.
Where's the most interesting place for an early 20's to chill and get a fairly laid back job?

>>609887427
bored as here. anything going? 20s m

>>609887816
Nothing unless you count lying in cozy warm bed exciting, i certainly do

>>609888067
depends on what you're doing I suppose. Oh well. Im too cold/lazy to leave the house anyway

>>609888277
you sound like me

>tfw you love your waifu so much it hurts but feel no pain when she devours your soul

>>609888888
Ello

>>609888888
Damnnn

>>609888888
fucking weebs taking our SATAN

>>609888888
nice dubs

>>609888888
big 8s is cringe

>>609888888
lol stfu nigger

>>609888638
yeah, but in my defense its wet as fuck out.
hbu? A/S?

>>609888888
epic dubs nice bro

>>609889003
nigger

>>609889003
you're a nigger

>>609889003
fuck. im a nigger...

>>609888888
TRIPS

>>609889003
only niggers are afraid of water.

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>>609888888

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>>609888888
WUT
Please accept my sacrifice

>>609888888
You're like triple hitler

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Chch fag reporting in, been invited to a Lan party, can't decide if I wanna go or not.

>>609888888
checkeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

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>>609888888

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here come the fags... abandon thread.
mless Napiee whore url in GIF.

>>609888888
oh...

>>609888888
That woke the thread up

>>609889003
nigger

also M/20

>>609888888
CHECKED
CHECKED MOTHERFUCKER
FUCKING HEXES BITCH
NICE BIG 8S BRO
NIGGERS

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>>609888888
Feelsbito

>>609888888

All those times you tried to get the get, and failed. Then on the best get of your life, you do it unintentionally. G fucking G IDBro. G fucking G.

Sittin here drinking a bottle of vodka, thinkin about a girl. The fuck else is there to do at 1am on a wednesday morning.

>>609888888
Holly shet

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>>609888888
.

>>609888888
nice dubs

>>609888888
BETA GET

>>609888888
FAGGOT

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If my Post ends in 7 I'll go to the lan

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>>609888888
Delve deeper into the abyss

>>609890068
Close mayn

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>>609890068
bump

>>609889341
Is that really a 15 min long gif?

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>>609890214
should I go mang?

>>609890228
one way to find out

>>609890286
>Roll 8 then 6
I dunno, on one hand it could be fun, on the other the roll god seems to be doubtful so up to you. Know what they're playing at least?

Pul meg I rasen

>>609890770

wat

>>609890770
Can anyone read this?

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>>609890540
My bf's there. It's 5 guys, one girl crashed on the couch that brought her fucking birds. I think they're playing counterstrike. I might just go tomorrow. It's on until sat or sun.

>>609887212
Tonights a bitch, fuck napier

>>609890897

Doesn't say anything backwards either... And trying to move your hands one key to the left or right are utter gibberish as well. Not a fucking clue in the world what was attempted to be said there.

>>609891073
Fair enough then. I dunno, depends how much you wanna be with him then, I'm probably just gonna spend the night playing dark souls

>>609890770
The rank fucking bogans we have in NZ type like this, they're probe one.