Giant moth is in my bedroom, idk what to do, help pls?

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its as big as my forearm

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HELP I NEED 2 SLEEP THIS IS 2 SPOOKY

Moths don't do anything, pussy.

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>>609672110
u say that cause moth isnt in ur room bitch ass nigg

I sware I see a shadow of pepe on the wall

Open the window... Guide it out with a broom or something. Don't be a fag and kill it.

>>609671848
gently grab it and take it outside. That thing is fucking monstrous, maybe take a closer pic with something to scale. Keep it's beautiful moth genes alive

>>609672210
Oh no. Hide your sweaters before it eats holes in it.

>>609672277
i got a mosquito net, wont work, also wont get near it fk that

>>609672210
Shoot it.

Then buy yourself a better rc helicopter, or better yet a quadcopter.

Jesus where dafuq do you live that shit is huge

I had one in my room. like 1/8th of that size... I sprayed it with Gat2b hairspray. fucker fell. throw somethign at it and make sure it hits it.

make peace with your gods, OP. now that it has seen you, its over. it'll be over quickly

>>609672362
Moth's don't bite or sting.. What's there to be afraid of?

>>609672358
wont touch that shit dude
>>609672382
will fuck my wall
>>609672428
sonora, mexico

>>609671848
It's Mothra you fag, it's resting before it fights Godzilla.

>>609672577
dude its like, i aint afraid of moths, but this shit is fucking huge

>>609672210
That not moth, that B2 Stealth Bomber.
Call Broken Arrow. Duck and cover.

get a closer pic, save for reference. that's probably extremely rare for it to get that big

jerk off with it in your room

>>609671848
Don't kill it OP. That thing is too amazing to end it's life. Keep it as a pet. Then you can invite some bitches over and when it lands on them, only take it off of them if they give you blowjobs.

>inb4 be a fag and kill it

>>609672710
this as well

>>609672744
i dont wanna kill it cause it will split moth blood all over the place, u think of how much blood that shit has dude

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Anyone see this shit?
also you're fucked op

That's a beautiful speciment. Release it.

>>609672878
Yoooo I see it

>>609672866
Then all you have to do is relocate it, just open a window, turn your light off and put a flashlight outside or something. Attract it out there.

You're a human for god's sake, you're infinitely smarter than the moth

>>609672878
Pic for ants. Cant see shit capn

>>609671848
>>609672015
what shit hole county do you live in?

>>609671848
Offer it the blood of a virgin

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>>609672710
i wont get nearer

>>609673086
>>609672587

>>609673140
Get. Closer.

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wtf am i supposed to do, its 1:40 am dude

>>609673086
>>609672587
He is from Mexico

Holy shit

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Put it oN Penis, take pictures, post on here, release that beautiful beast

>>609673267
Just leave the window open, close the door and sleep in a different room. Might bgone by tomorrow, who knows.

Dont be a pussy man. It wont fly at your face, just get a close up picture

>>609673267
See

>>609673030

or just brush it outside, just don't hurt it

Throw a shoe at it.

>>609673356
This

Roar the biggest battle cry you can muster at it.

You're from Mexico. Roll that bitch up in burrito and eat it faggot.

OP that moth cannot do shit to you dude
They dont have mouths, i think one or two special species will have a straw to drink nectar but thats it
Their job is to find a mate and fuck, they are pretty much just flying genitalia
but if you're that spooked, lure it back outside with some source of light, make sure to kill off all lights in your room so it actually gets lured though dumbass

>Opens window
another moth comes inside

>>609671848

you should kill it and have the corpse taxidermied

>Create claw device on long stick
>Grab helicopter controls
>Attack with helicopter
>Epic battle ensues

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>>609673571
The plot thickens

>>609673393
Don't throw, put it slowly on its head and take picture.

Thats a big bug.

Call Godzilla over for this shit.

>>609673030
can't do that, there is no other bedroom than my parents and my sis, if i sleep somewhere it'll be on the livin room, and its across the way to the next windown with no mosquito net, it will fkin eat me if i stay there

shotgun with a laser sight

I got banned for being too real

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>>609673571
I'd actually lol really fucking hard.

>what's worse than one super gigantic moth?
>2 Super gigantic moths!
>mfw

I never laughed so hard in my life
OP, make peace with your gods
Your time has come

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it moved

>>609673356
Not sure how good of an idea that is, the moth may fly out but an open window attracts niggers and they will swoop in in, and trust me, a nigger is way more annoying to get rid of than a harmless moth

>>609673621
OMG this
I will pay for a webm of that

Op are you still there compadre? I'm interested in what you do with that pendejada. My only advice is to shit your pants, im also a fucking coward and if I saw something in my room I probably die from a heart attack

>>609673818
nah it's okay, he's in Mexico so he'll be fine

moths dont get that big, op bought a moth from a chinese tourist place made out of the labour of chinese children with paper mache

what if he opens the window to let it out and two more fly in?

what then?

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SOMEBODY MENTION GIANT BUGS?

>>609673818
top kek

>nope to the fucking nope

It can't be real
It's not a real moth, come on
It's fucking ginormous

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>Catch it with a plastic bag
>Put bag in freezer for a couple of hours
>Tie string to the moth
>Wait for him to wake up and have a new moth-kite

>>609673967
Then the plot thickens.

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>>609673916

>>609673916

you spelled machete wrong.

>>609673883
helicopter has no charge, havent used it for years also

Closer Photo You faggot

>>609674000
the plot thickens

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>>609673791
Oh man op you are in trouble

>>609674000
Trips dont lie

>>609674000
>Not knowing what horrors of nature coexist in our own world
My sweet child

closer photo or u maybe the biggest PUSSY on /b/

>>609673977
BUGS

>>609674024
Don't you have an airsoft gun?
Or what about some deo spray and a lighter. That shit epic man, I kill some nasty shit in my room with that.

>>609673662
FUCKING THIS OP
SHOE ON HEAD FOR MOTHRABRO

that ia NOT a moth. thats an organic alien space craft...get some aluminum foil quick ! and make a space helmet to shield its magnetic telepathic rays

>>609674181
Local man burns down house.

>>609674181
i got an air rifle, but fk that shit yo i will fk my wall

>>609673666
Are people really ignoring the satanic trips

>>609674181
rolling for can of axe and lighter

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>>609673563
This

Besides, I'm pretty sure that's much larger than the current world record holder. Can't possibly be real.

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>>609671848

You sure as hell can't kill something that cool, you'd be a dick for doing it. Let that genetic badass of a moth chill there until he goes out the window. Option number 2 is wear like 5 layers of clothes and a hoodie, close the hoodie really tight so your face is ok (enough space to see of course), a football helmet would also do, then get a huge bowl and trap it. Good luck buddy.

>>609674008
Top kek

Cum on it OP
Land a crit

OP died from moth attack confirmed, may you rip in peace

>>609674204
cant, there is a paint with glass on it below it, wont risk on fking my room

Anon's Guide To Taking Out A Moth
Step 1: Make a ninja mask out of a shirt
Step 2: Cover your whole body in clothing
Step 3: Put On Glasses
Step 4: Grab a can of spray deodorant/air freshener
Step 5: Gas the mother fucker like Hitler
Step 6: Witness the essence of satan as the beast flaps its huge motherfucking wings and attacks your face
Step 7: Use broom to sweep downed behemoth into a box/bag to dispose
Step 8: Burn clothes
Step 9: Cry like the little bitch you are

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>>609674123
>implying that a record breaking moth flew into OP house thats also a species that doesnt reach anywhere near that size size

>>609674246


top kek

>>609673666
>>609674253

awwww shit nigga.

>>609674261
dude u think .5 seconds of fire will kill that shit, it will drive it crazy lol

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There are certain types of moths that have a barb on the end of their mouth...thingy. They stab it in your eye when you sleep to drink your tears

>NOT FUCKING TROLLING, GOOGLE IT
>DONT GO TO SLEEP OP

>>609674360
No, op you dont understand
simply hold the shoe GENTLY above mothrabros head
take pics for new internet golden age

>>609674326
still alive, door of my room closed tho

>>609674252
Don't be a pussy, your wall is already shitty.

>>609674483
this...
RIP OP

>>609674427
well then he needs to record it.

moth love wool. if you have anything wool in your room it will be gone tomorrow. if theres no wool, it will eat regular hair

>>609674380
loled at this

>>609673140

fucking shoot it kek

>>609674483
WHAT THE FUCK

moths almost always have patterns....what is this shit?

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>>609671848
I actually hate moths so much
I'd anhero

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>>609674483
Shieeettttt

>>609674483
fk u dude, i aint sleepin

>>609674483
Check this out OP, your're so fucked

op is kill???????????

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>>609673563
>flying genitalia
So,I can fuck my ass with it?

>>609671848
Honestly the solution is simple.
Take a box and put it over top the moth.
Then take a piece of cardboard large enough to cover the bottom of the box and slide it under.
The moth will not want to get its legs hurt so will move to the box.
Bring box outside.
Bam, problem solved.

MOAR PICS

I can't believe you autists think this is real

>>609674750
op is dead, i came here to know what the fuck to do, help pls?!!??!?!?

>>609671848
Can you record it moving or something? I'm calling bullshit unless we either get 1. a clearer picture or 2. a vid.

>>609674781
The sky's the limit

>>609674812
so should i fucking run with a giant box throu my room and then over my bed to get as high as the moth without it noticing me and not flying killing me? fk that

>>609674838

how can i even be sure your're real?

what is real?

you must video and document this...world star...worldstar

>>609674483
The day some moth drink OP tears.
It's like a crossing of a spooky/feels thread.

>>609674845
You can start by making your own thread friend

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shove it up your asshole and fart on it

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>>609674483

THIS IS GETTING BORING OP, DO SOMETHING!

>>609674975
fucking moth drinks my tears, gets my genes, and evolves even more, i dont wanna know what kind of tears have it drinked before radioactive korean tears

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>>609674838

OP A CLEARER PICTURE YOU FAG

timestamp or gtfo

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>>609674483

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the horror.

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Rare Pepe here.

Do the box thingy while recording, but before that leave your phone recording and a suicidal note telling that you want the video to be uploaded to world star hip hop

damn OP I'm so jelly, I wish I had a mothbro in my room

>>609675009
kek my fucking sides

BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
SAVE YORSELF

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got bored, moth is made of kt tape, srry guys cya

>>609674954
C'mon man.
Just move slow, moths are all instinct.
Put the box over it and it will be fine.
They are harmless.

>>609675347
HE WRAPPED IT IN TAPE, DON'T BELIEVE OP!!

>>609675347
rekt

>>609675347
You fucking mexis are so poor that you can't even afford real moths. God damn.

>>609675347
reported

>>609675347
nobody saw that coming.

>>609675347
knew it, called it.
/b/ is dumb.

>>609675347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpcBsnifTRE
hope one of those will kill you in your sleep OP

>>609672577
But they do eat souls...they do eat souls

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>>609675347

>>609675347
good for you

>>609675347
WE'VE BEEN HAD

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>>609675347
OP is a fag as always

Now show us your helicopter

>>609674954
Move slowly, moths are all instinct.
It's harmless, don't be such a wimp.
I've caught fucking bats like that.

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>>609675347

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>>609675347
fuck you

What I miss guys?

>>609675566
>>609675409
Sorry double posted.

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>>609675347
THE MOTH KILLED OP AND TOOK A PICTURE OF A REPLICA IT MADE OF ITSELF.

>>609675666
Rip in peace OP

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>>609675666
>satan still uses 4chan
>mfw

>>609675666
another satan trips on post
>>609673666

>>609675666
Devil trips don't lie. The moth has drunk OPs tears and has evolved

>>609672866
Don't worry OP. They don't have blood. They're made of ash. And nightmares of children.

>>609675864
You wouldn't want that shit all over your room either now would you?

>>609675213
neat Pepe, can i save it?

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>>609674377
Good work anon life changed

>>609676194
no you can't, do you even read?

>>609676390
>>609676451
Saved :^)

Play the summoned skull, worked for yu gi

>>609676683
But anon, you wouldn't steal a car, would you?

>>609676912
no, but i would download one

>>609676912
Yes I would. I would use it to deal stolen Pepe's

>>609677518
No car would be worth enough and you know it.

Ignore everything else...
i am the worlds leading mothologist
turn the light out in ur room and have a light on outside...said moth will go to the light..then shut window and profit..ur welcom faggit