Giant moth is in my bedroom, idk what to do, help pls?
its as big as my forearm
HELP I NEED 2 SLEEP THIS IS 2 SPOOKY
u say that cause moth isnt in ur room bitch ass nigg
Don't kill it OP. That thing is too amazing to end it's life. Keep it as a pet. Then you can invite some bitches over and when it lands on them, only take it off of them if they give you blowjobs.
>inb4 be a fag and kill it
Then all you have to do is relocate it, just open a window, turn your light off and put a flashlight outside or something. Attract it out there.
You're a human for god's sake, you're infinitely smarter than the moth
Put it oN Penis, take pictures, post on here, release that beautiful beast
OP that moth cannot do shit to you dude
They dont have mouths, i think one or two special species will have a straw to drink nectar but thats it
Their job is to find a mate and fuck, they are pretty much just flying genitalia
but if you're that spooked, lure it back outside with some source of light, make sure to kill off all lights in your room so it actually gets lured though dumbass
can't do that, there is no other bedroom than my parents and my sis, if i sleep somewhere it'll be on the livin room, and its across the way to the next windown with no mosquito net, it will fkin eat me if i stay there
I'd actually lol really fucking hard.
>what's worse than one super gigantic moth?
>2 Super gigantic moths!
Not sure how good of an idea that is, the moth may fly out but an open window attracts niggers and they will swoop in in, and trust me, a nigger is way more annoying to get rid of than a harmless moth
Op are you still there compadre? I'm interested in what you do with that pendejada. My only advice is to shit your pants, im also a fucking coward and if I saw something in my room I probably die from a heart attack
>Catch it with a plastic bag
>Put bag in freezer for a couple of hours
>Tie string to the moth
>Wait for him to wake up and have a new moth-kite
Besides, I'm pretty sure that's much larger than the current world record holder. Can't possibly be real.
You sure as hell can't kill something that cool, you'd be a dick for doing it. Let that genetic badass of a moth chill there until he goes out the window. Option number 2 is wear like 5 layers of clothes and a hoodie, close the hoodie really tight so your face is ok (enough space to see of course), a football helmet would also do, then get a huge bowl and trap it. Good luck buddy.
Anon's Guide To Taking Out A Moth
Step 1: Make a ninja mask out of a shirt
Step 2: Cover your whole body in clothing
Step 3: Put On Glasses
Step 4: Grab a can of spray deodorant/air freshener
Step 5: Gas the mother fucker like Hitler
Step 6: Witness the essence of satan as the beast flaps its huge motherfucking wings and attacks your face
Step 7: Use broom to sweep downed behemoth into a box/bag to dispose
Step 8: Burn clothes
Step 9: Cry like the little bitch you are
>implying that a record breaking moth flew into OP house thats also a species that doesnt reach anywhere near that size size
There are certain types of moths that have a barb on the end of their mouth...thingy. They stab it in your eye when you sleep to drink your tears
>NOT FUCKING TROLLING, GOOGLE IT
>DONT GO TO SLEEP OP
I actually hate moths so much
So,I can fuck my ass with it?
Honestly the solution is simple.
Take a box and put it over top the moth.
Then take a piece of cardboard large enough to cover the bottom of the box and slide it under.
The moth will not want to get its legs hurt so will move to the box.
Bring box outside.
Bam, problem solved.
OP is a fag as always
Now show us your helicopter
THE MOTH KILLED OP AND TOOK A PICTURE OF A REPLICA IT MADE OF ITSELF.
Ignore everything else...
i am the worlds leading mothologist
turn the light out in ur room and have a light on outside...said moth will go to the light..then shut window and profit..ur welcom faggit