Hey 4chan im talking to the most autistic girl ever get me laid

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>>609468415
ALSO DUBS DECIDES

I like dicks.

>>609468415
"Ay ay ayyyy whats been happening girl"

Hey baby

You're so hot

>>609468415
I am sorry if this is too forward but I love you and always have. Every time I masturbate I think of you. Would you please have sex with me? I promise that I will not disappoint you. ;)

Your autistic, she obviously doesn't wan't to talk to you.
>talking to
>girl
>"hey"
>"Hello?"
>get me laid
kill yourself op you can't even bag a retard..

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Send her this pic of my cock, bitches love my cock.

>>609468415
hey girl hey

ayyy, u seen F7 yet? I wanna gonna watch it but i cant have the money rn. wanna go to with it me tomorrow n stuff? ill pay u back when then. after.

I'd drink your piss to eat your pussy

Call the police, I just heard a loud thump and some struggling and now I cant find my mom, just a wad of hair in her bed

What's up beautiful

>>609468873
bump

ayee coootney wan sum fuk?

>>609468889
so close

nudes?

>>609468923
reroll

i'm posting this conversation on 4chan

>>609468779
roll

I wish you were my mother, because I'm into incest.

you have one guess what I'm going to do to you, it involves a lot of peanut butter and a wooden spoon

>>609468873
>lmao

Hey penis

>>609468873
do ett

i hope you like small dicks

>>609469044
fair enough

>>609469044


WINNER!!!

>>609469044
winrar!

Op of course tells the truth

My dick is the size of a baby carrot, want some of it?

>>609469044
waiting on OP like..

>>609469044
Winrar!

Do you like anal?

>>609469044
like i said shes autistic

>>609469255
Two winners!

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>>609469268
forgot the pic lmao

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>>609469044
Oh man that's serious

>>609469326
Eat you out, nigga

>>609469326
yes

>>609469326
I'm gonna eat it off of your naked body. So close enough

>>609469387
Roll

>>609469387
Roll

pussyjuice.

>>609469411
shit winrar

>>609469326
Well I'm gonna eat you ofcourse!

>>609469422
Winrar

>>609469422
WINRAR

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>>609469411
winrar

>>609469326
I'm going to rape you, don't call the fucking police. If you tell anyone I'm going to come to your house and kill your dog.

What number OP?

>>609469413
roll

>>609469326
Right out of whatever you call that abyss of a fartbox

>>609469326
Pffft
Say- I'm trying to eat peanut butter out of your pussy with the spoon, isn't it obvious

HOLY SHIT SO MAN DUBS

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here you go

>>609469477
winrar

>>609469531
rawl

>>609469579
Just be like why not

>>609469579
but why? I would just be going down on you with no other implications involved

>>609469326
If you are talking about your vagina, yeah sure.

>>609469477
>>609469500
Win.rar?

>>609469579
lemme see those tits you wench

>>609469677

penis

>>609469579
Ok, forget the peanut butter then

>>609469579
You lost. And you call her the autistic one

>>609469677
HAHAHA

>>609469579
i meant wanna eat out with my nigga. Sorry im on my phone

>>609469579
Why not? I've been practicing on my mom you know...

I will worship your body like the illermunatey worship satan

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>>609469677

>>609469677
Topkek

>>609469677
WINRAR

>>609469531
I bring the actual piece of it back towards the whole piece ?

we are being more autistic than this girl. I thought we were trying to get nudes not be dumb af and create convos that go nowhere

>>609469740
reroll

I have a fantasy and it goes like this: me and a beautiful girl (you) go for a picnic.. and then we fuck like rabbits.

>>609469579
damnit i meant take you out to eat* not that I wouldnt mind doing that too. Honestly I'm just really attracted to you and your pepperoni nipples.

>>609469761
i'll show you mines

>>609469822
winrer

>>609469785
Let's finger your butthole together

Imma shove all this peanut butter up my ass and shit it all over your chest then eat it with the wooden spoon.

G-gomen *blushes* that was my autistic brother! Anyway, would you m-maybe like to go on a run with me (i'm a dog inside, i'm otherkin :P)

>>609469761
Save it, it's all yours friend :-)

>>609469822
winrar

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>>609469822

>>609469880
Roll

Im going to flick your bean girl

>>609469837
reroll

I am monitoring this thread.

>>609469907
Roll

>>609469882
rol

>>609469880
Rollin

>>609469956
>>609469956
come on ffs

>>609469879
only if I can save some of the time before because he was phone

>>609469999
NIGGA

>>609469931
I bet you can suck dick like soooo good.

>>609469999
quads

This has potential

I'm sorry. I really like you and I got nervous and said some stupid shit. Seriously though, I'd love to see that butt, shit looks ridiculous.

>>609469999
hahahah, win!

>>609469999
Quads!

>>609469999
OP OP OP OP OP OP

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>>609469999
Hory shet

>>609469999
CHECKED

>>609469999
the quads have spoken.

Yo butt so fine guurl!

>>609469880
Rolling

>>609469999
MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS

makin all the boys pee pee holes sopping wet

Do you like art? Cuz i like fingerpainting

Do you want to catch my syphilis?

>>609469999
le quads tho

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>>609469999
WHOLLEY

Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

Do you do anal? I'd love to take it up the ass.

>>609469880
Rall

>>609469761
I wanna eat your semen

>>609469880
Rallin

'nuther try gurl, guess what i'm about to do to you; hint: it involves a phone, tabasco and your rectum

>>609470222
Trips mofo

Wanna... stick a dog up your cunt?

I've injected poison into every drink you've had for the past two years. Its been building up and soon you should start noticing. THAT'S RIGHT A POISON. Now, suck the antidote out of my ass you whore.

>>609469880
Rol

Let me smell and kiss your feet you bloody rag.

>>609470251
hitler did nothing wrong

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>>609470222
i just dont know if her autism has a limit

>>609470251
Thanks, Lori

I'm extremely sorry for my rancid behavior ma'am. Would you join me for a picnic beside the river? It would be ever so enjoyable.

>>609470386
ROLL

>>609470403
roll

would you like to choke on my three inch dick?

>>609470440
roll

>>609470344
Yeah bitches

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>>609470251

you just got denied

>>609470455
winrar!

I have testicular cancer, lemme get it in before they chop my nuts off

Can you send me a picture of your feet for an art project?

god is great

>>609470386
R3ll

>>609469999
Nothing but this forever.

Can we skype and watch my little pony together?

>>609470344
Hey op don't forget this

>>609470425
it's kinda like a frisbee. it's a lot of fun.

>>609470440
rolling

>>609470547
rollies

Say "hey this is dog" after she says what, say "it's a meme you dip"

>>609470537
roll

>>609470425
let me take you to dinner? I plan on eating seafood ;)

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We should go for taco bell, on me. Then, when you feel it coming on a few hours later, you can shit in my mouth while I jerk off to your Facebook page.

>>609470547
hihihi

>>609470537
rawling

>>609470561
rollin'

>>609470649
Reroll

I'm a true gentleman. I'll spit on your asshole before I force myself inside

>>609470425
This is snek

I want you to ride me like the whale you are

O-onegai, I think you would make a really good waifu. N-not that I like you or anything, ugu *blushes and looks away* Please give me a chance, I'm a gentleman really!

>>609470440
rollingg

>>609470425
Thanks for joining us tonight, Bill

>>609470455
win

>>609470649
Reroll part 2

>>609470680
Roll

>>609469880
Roll

I'm going to rape you. jk :P

>>609468862

>Only posting head

Confirmed for tiny, tiny penis.

>>609470537
reling

>>609470682
roll

>>609470733
WINRAR

>>609470742
rolll

>>609470583
Go playa with your dog

Imma shove all this peanut butter up my ass and shit it all over your chest then eat it with the wooden spoon.

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>>609470680

>>609470684
Rollingg

>>609470744
check'd

>>609470676
Rollin on the river

>Most autistic girl ever
OP can't pull her
>OP must be most autistic male ever

>>609470807
roll

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this is the worst get thread ever, the bitch is boring as hell someone win with the URL to this thread and end op's faggotry already.

>>609470684
rahling

>>609470807
rollin

>>609470733
OP WIN OP WIN OP WIN OP WIN

come on, OP

>>609470649
roll

>>609470733
Top kek

Winner winner chicken nuggets

>>609470814
Roll

>>609470684
rooln

hey, look at this. my favourite site in the entire whole wide world. >>609468415

>>609470742
I'll rape your wide asshole

>>609468415
''I dont want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself''

>>609470425

i'm going to murder you and your family you ugly twat. unless you suck my fucking dick. i know where you live. i know who you are. i know your whole family. send me a fucking nude right now. unless you want your mother to fucking suffer you dumb cunt. if you think i'm joking. i'm not.

>>609470733
Winrar fag

>>609468415
>rollin

>>609470807
Rollin rollin

>>609470994

wtf

reroll?

>>609470733
Topkek
This is amazing.
OP better deliver on this one

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>>609470649

>>609471007
reroll

>>609470994
roll!

Truth is, I just found out I have stage 4 testicular cancer and I'm not taking it well (my mind is all over the place, so sorry about the peanut butter and niggers and everything). It turns out I only have a few months left, and so I'd like to spend them with you. Please, I don't want you to feel pressured into anything, but it would make the small amount of time I have left to live actually worth something. Pick you up at 8?

>>609470933
Wehrmacht

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>>609471058

>>609470933
If you say roll one more time I'm going to stick my finger in your dick

>>609471133
win

>>609470933
Winrar

yo, for real though, i have to talk to you in person. it's important, when do you have time. and sry bout before, i was just nervous because i never usually talk much to you

>>609471085
Treetroll

>>609471133
winrar

>>609471200
win

>>609471058
Do you like CDs and Tapes?

Because I'm going to tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.

>>609471169
You mad bruh?

>>609471133
topkek

>>609471251
Roll

>>609471200
Winrar

>>609471200
winrar, this one OP

>>609471200
wunrr

>>609471058
Lol sorry tho. I don't really know what to say to you. You make me so nervous...You're fucking gorgeous and I wish you could understand how I feel about you. Can you please forget everything I've said the passed hour and start fresh? You're really cute and I don't wanna fuck up my chases :( Do i have any chance at all Btw?

i love you so much, you're the most perfect person I've ever met, i want to spend the rest of my life with you, i beg you

PENIS whore cake SHITcunt WHORE bitch faggot CUNT
Sorry for my bad english

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swear to fuck this girl

>>609471133
Oh yeah this

Wanna find why my ex called me the Super Smegma Boy 64?

>>609470933
Win.rare Op deliver

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man....also lemme shit in your eye

>>609471374
reroll

>>609471367
Roll

>>609471251
rollin

INHALE MY DONG YOU ENRAGEMENT CHILD

>>609471458
rerolling

>>609471367
This one. Op.

>>609471498
ROLLLL

>>609471488
Winrar

>>609471251
Rawl

Listen here you dumb whore I love you

>>609471555
trips wynn

>>609471367
Rollin'

>>609471612
roll

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>>609471488

>>609470994
roll

>>609471633
Winrar!

so do you have time or not? i gotta go soon, so simply message me once you know. cya then

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>>609471633
Pls dis

i'm sorry. i'm actually a fucking retard. i want to give you all my money.

>>give her all your money. everything.

>>609470684
roll

>>609471633
win

>>609471667
rollyroll

>>609471613
yeah trips win

>>609471555
check'd

>>609471722
winrar

>>609471722
horrible win

>>609471633
DO IT. OP.

Daym girl, you have serious autism or what?

wanna see a picture of my dinkie?

>>609471633
Win!

>>609471612
roooooooll

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>>609471864
Roll

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>tumblr

i told you she was autistic

>>609471707
reroll

>>609471885
roll

>>609471751
reroll

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>>609471956
Scripted. Fuck off

>>609471999
trips winrar get yes

>>609471612

Bitch, my dick so sweet you'll need to see the dentist next morning.

>>609471956
I want you so bad where you can put your fist up my ASSHOLE and lick my shit baby

>>609471956
What's your tumblr?

>>609471999
Noice

>>609472093
roll

Trans people are not real people and should be executed.

give me some milk moma girl

>>609471956
tymblr's for fags. go on /b/ and flash your titties birch. timestamp it tho nigga.

>>609471956
and u wanted to get laid with that cunt. Pretty low standards faggot

>>609472186
reroll

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>>609471956

Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

babe call me pls I LOVE YOU

>>609472211
uh oh

>>609472221
So close

>>609472221
rololololo

you're a cuntfish

niggers tongue punch my rectum

>>609472211
WINWINWINWINWIN

>>609472189
top kek roll

What winks and fucks like a complete animal?

>
>


>;)

>>609472267
This!

Bitch niggah hold up, please dont make me burn you

>>609472189
Rerolling for this

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Goddamn this is painful. This chick is on another level of dumb. If you end up fucking her, your dick's IQ will probably drop 20 points. Pic unrelated.

>>609472240
haha lel u got trolololed! 11!!one!! XDDDDDDddDdD

>>609472352
rol

CALL US MASTER! WE COULD BE IMMORTALS, FUCKING TWAT

>>609472093
rollin for this

>>609472411
Nice.

>>609472240
Niggers are people

>>609472411
YES

>>609472444
TRIPS WIN

>>609472261
roll

>>609472472
reroll

>>609472240
Please. Learn to trust me then? I'll be open with you. I'm a pedo. I watch small children play with themselves online and I jerk off to it. Wanna do it together sometime?

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>>609472444
it was a good run /b/ros

>>609472610
roll

>>609472482
roll

I masturbate and cum to your pics

>>609472614
Rollerino

>>609472686
roll

>>609472677
Winrar

>>609472655
winrar

I'm a cut you bitch

>>609472626
I'm going to rape you. I've masturbated and ejaculated to your Facebook pictures many times before, and i'm doing it right now. Trans people are mentally diseased and should be disposed of.

>>609472626

I don't think she was trolled, she didn't get mad, just confused and it is pretty confusing.

Fail.

BITCH I HAVE YOUR NUDES AND IF YOU DON'T SEND ME MORE I SWEAR I WILL LEAK THEM AND FUCK YOU OVER. I'VE PLACED HIDDEN CAMERAS IN YOUR HOUSE AND HAVE VIDEOS OF YOU SHOWERING!

>>609472411
Winrar OP OP OPOP P

>>609472444
Autist detected

>>609472626
Trust me

I'm the doctor

>>609472825
roll

>lets have her get a stroke

I go to the ice. The question and the answer. two times a car tyre is blue. We decided. And there was a dog, not true.

It's fucking YOU'RE, you cunt!

GAAWD

>>609472825
fucking reroll

fken tkillers

>>609472900
winrar

>>609472825
reroll

>>609472825
forty keks

>>609472899
Kill all the niggers

>>609472825
This.

>>609472907
rollin

>>609472614
Rolling

>>609471251
rollin'

>>609472825
roll

>>609473022
Winrar

>>609473022
WINRAR

p.s.
anyone else laughing so hard right now?

>>609473022
winnie

You have to listen to me.

Don't go to school monday, and don't call the police. I am going to kill every one of those fucking chavs who made fun of me. I have a Heckler & Koch G36 and several IEDs. I will commit suicide afterward.

I repeat, don't go to school monday. Do not call the police. I know where you live.

>>609472900
kek'd

>>609473055
Winrar

>>609473055
winrar

>>609473108
reroll

>>609473022
wew ladde

>>609473055
sigh* win. =)

>>609472655
Winrar OP

>>609473050
reroll

I met this really bi-polar girl once.

She would totally act like she wanted to fuck me. Kissing, heavy petting, talking about fucking. Even going with me to a hotel for the purpose of fucking, coming in the room, making out, getting undressed, right up to when it came to her panties.

Then she's suddenly change her mind, not want to kiss, not want me to touch her. She would just want to get dressed and get out acting as if I was trying to rape her.

She was really hot and I went through this three times before walking away. The third time I basically ripped her panties off and she just curled up and started crying.

>>609473165
so fucking close reroll

>>609473108
roll. OP's gonna get arrested

>>609472899
Why? Faggots and niggers are the worst! Sieg Heil!

P.s. God hates you

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>>609473104
Yes
especially after pic related

>>609472072
No.
Kill yourself

>>609473244
WINRAR

>>609472900
winrar

>>609473244
oh fuck

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>>609473244
if i get a 5 send her pictures of the guns (use google faggot)

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>>609473108
rolling for this gem

>>609472825
rollolol

>>609473244
WINRAWR

>>609473445
FUCK
if dubs, send her a dick pic

>>609472825
krill

>>609472825
rolling

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>>609473244
>>609473445

>>609473479
dat pepe

>>609472825
roll

>>609473108
Rollin' for this

>>609472825
im rolling

>>609473244
FUCKING KEK

>>609472899
you don't fool me! you try to act all open minded but you wouldn't sleep with a nigger or have nigger friends.

Me and your mother will love each other, you have to accept that.

>>609473108
roll

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>>609473108
Roll

Someone screencap for evidence

>>609473644
rip op

>>609473108
Oh my Hesus, rollz rollz

>>609473822
Fuck you

>>609473866
>>609473644

Double dubs, OP has to

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>>609473822

what's takin the time OP?

>>609473866
Winrar. Even though this post was already win

Captcha: Jebas

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>>609473108
>mfw OP left

Op better deliver

Op was a faggot once more..

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op still here

>>609473670
roll