ITT: things only a wise man would say >go to bed with itchy

>>609252192

>OP is a faggot

>fuck bitches
>make money
>knowutimsayin

>Hitler did nothing wrong

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>>609252192
>The quality of any company's customer service is exactly equal to the quality of the customers

>You can't shake hands with a clenched fist

>>609252192

>there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

>>609252192
>Everyday you find you've woken up alive is the best day of your life.

>You wont regret the times you failed more than the times you didn't even try.

>Never trust a fart.

>din du nuffin

>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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>>609252724
>osama did nothing wrong

>>609252622

>Is shit at customer service and blames his customers

>Don't try to reinvent the wheel

>>609252691

I never thought I'd say this, but 'Never trust a fart' is the best advice of all the advice you just gave.

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>>609252847
thank you for proving my point

>>609252635
Ur blowin my mind

>Don't kill your grandma just because her cat shit in your beans.

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>>609252192

>When you drink against the grain of the liquor, you lose.

When playing monopoly, always buy the orange properities

>>609253015

>All viewpoints critical of my viewpoint prove my viewpoint

>>609253099
>Never sail against the current of shit creek

>>609252192
>Fuck her right in the pussy young child.
>Mighty controls everything, without it, you can't even protect yourself.
>Smoke weed everyday.
>Fuckdapolice

>He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever

>dont get born as a nigger

>Death pays all debts

>>609252983
You aint kidding sonny. I personally roll with a change of drawers in my trunk, just in case. Haven't had to use them yet but that day's coming, I just know it.

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>never use public restrooms

Life's like a movie; if you've watched half of it already and it's not been good, chances are the end isn't going to make up for it. No one should blame you for walking out early.

It more or less goes like that

>>609252192
"Speak when you're spoken to, woman"

>>609252192
>he who buggers a fire burns his penis

>children are to be seen, not heard

>>609253583

>Shit yourself in public

What your advice amounts to.

>>609253630
Old Injun proverb that one is.

>greentexting doesn't making you intelligent

>First you get the money
>Then you get the power
>Then....Then you fuck pastel ponies

>>609253675
>Most of /b/ stops posting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvacG_nhD34

>>609253775
hahaha

>He with large socks
>Also has large foot

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You'll have more fun dancing badly than sitting down in a corner proudly

You can't fix stupid.

>It only takes but 1 trap thread to make ye a raging homoseks

If your asscrack is itchy, you have poo there that needs to be dealt with

>>609253709
actually it's graffiti from Pompeii

>if you like anime
>might wanna kill urself m8

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>He who makes YLYL threads
>Is also the poster of Banana

>you cant wake up someone who pretends to sleep

>>609254300
What about waking them up to the realities around them?

Trolls cannot be defeated; for it is impossible to kill that which has no life.

I can hurt you, without touching you.

Genuine OC.

>>609254466
>blind men cant see, dumb men don't want to.

>>609254485
well played anon, well played

>>609254589
Well played Chinese fortune cookie.

>If thou can not triforce, thou shalt not bother to reply to me!

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>check em

There are exactly 2 million stars in the universe.

>Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

>>609254730
What if I did bother? What then? You gunna come after me? Huh? I'll have you kno-

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>>609254730
Noice triforce

>>609252192
>Man with hole in pocket
>Walk around feeling cocky

>Ye whom are black
>Art also an pack of wild niggars

>>609253589
Pure wisdom.

>>609254803
Thou shalt be deemed unwise and unworthy of my attention, then.

>>609255007
But you just gave me your attention.

>>609252192
fuck off tanner

>they call me moot

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>this post is dubs

>>609255187
>Ye whom be off by one
>Have a post valued at none

>>609255060
You are one witty cunt, I'll give you that mate.

>Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>609255285
kek

>>609254744
so under appreciated it hurts

>>609254744
very wise ye be

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>In this moment, I'm euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because I'm enlightened by my own intelligence.

>>609255818
>He who wields the fedora
>Also dwells the basement

>>609255115
>they call me Stacey

>>609256137
>Don't call me Shirley.

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>We are creatures bound by the restraints of time and shackles of emotion. Only by realizing our fragility can we truly accomplish living a fullfiled life.

>>609256228
holly?

>do not fist a man you have not supped with

>Nerve gas is kill

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>>609256438
>honk

>>609256555
>Trips TellTtruth

No good deed goes un punished

Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

>>609256228
>That's not my name.