I have an incestuous relationship with my Dad. It's been

>>609225343

... is this real? it sounds fake, but I've also had sex with my dad...

are we talking bout straight or gay incest?

>>609225473
It's very real, friend.

More and more, people are discovering things about their eternal existence that were once hidden.

I know our love is taboo, but one day I know it will be accepted.

Sex with family isn't bad, rather, it is an extra bond of trust and love that can't be broken.

>>609225702
It's homosexual incest, yes.

>>609225343
Is your pastor a medium or psychic? How the fuck does he know about past lifes?

kek kek
/609223593/

>>609225767

assuming this is true, what is the point of having sex with your father? after all, a past life is a long time ago... most of us wont even fuck past relationships from this life, let alone relations that are past relationships in other lives.

etiher way. mine was mostly a molestation thing

>>609225343
faggotry or not, this is the most interesting thing ive seen on /b/ in a long time

can you get into some details anon? im seriously curious about what went down between you and your dad.

ew dude thats gay

>>609225909
It's a progressive church.

He can go for days consulting the spirits, but he has deep insight when he comes back from prayer.

>>609226215
Ah ok...so it's a cult. Got it. Just stay away from the Kool aid

>>609226113
The sex is a way of swapping energy, in the form of love. It isn't that past lives matter now.

They don't.

What matters is that we have been connected before in a life that somehow connects to this one.

It's the mystery of how, in all of creation, our souls met here again.

That's what matters.

>>609226215
>spirits
>past life
>pastor

Confirmed fake, these are blatantly against the core Christian beliefs.

>>609226661
Does it make you hard when Daddy plows your sissy ass?

>>609226146
Sure, I'd love to share even the most intimate details.

After all, it may help you on your personal journey.

It was a layered affair. We couldn't dive into it too quickly, or our earthly minds wouldn't be able to process the magnitude.

The first night laying together was spent simply holding one another. We had a particular mantra that we recited to each other. The mantra was designed to allow energy flow between the two creators (us) via our hands. Creative energy is essential in building a foundation for the temple of the joint bodies.

Kissing was introduced on the second night. The significance of this is that kissing is a loving form of breathing, hence, the symbology of kissing is that we are keeping each other alive with our love.

The third night was reciprocal masturbation. It is the gift of physical pleasure. Seeing as the hands are tools of creation, it is seen as the creator getting used to working with new material, that is, a new heart.

The final night was sex. Sex joined us together. We ingested each others semen to signify the two becoming one.

Ingestion and injection is passing your essence to the other body for safe keeping forever.

>>609226815
We are not members of any state sanctioned church, my friend.

>>609227874
Cult confirmed....holy fuck you been brainwashed like a modafucka

>>609225343
Fuck this faggotry

>>609228023
A cult is too strong a word. And I have not been brainwashed.

The strongest I have ever ingested was red wine, and that was only two glasses during moon ceremony.

>>609228056
The aversion to my lifestyle by the General public is quite understandable.

I thought the same way too, once.

Now, however, I know the path I am on is more than correct for my life.

>>609228239
Moon ceremony? Explain please

>>609227603
Do you enjoy the buttsex?

>>609227874

What does state sanctioned have to do with anything? You said church and pastor, implying Christianity. Conversing with spirits and past lives are completely contradictory to this

>not to mention condoning degenerate faggotry

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>>609225343
>>609225767
>>609226215

>>609228475
The moon ceremony is very beautiful.

On the low moon rising, we go out to a rural area and light a large bonfire.

We fill the fire with various material so that the smoke takes on different colour throughout the night.

We see the moon through the smoke as the different coloured eyes of the moon Goddess. She watches over us as we live our lives.

Usually a small animal like a prairie dog or a rabbit is cooked as a small meal of thanks.

Wine and fruit juice is served.

There is lots of dancing and singing.

On the third moon ceremony of any given decade, apparently a y punt person gives their life to the church as a thanks to eternity.

I'm not old enough to have witnessed this first hand, but I'll be there when the next opportunity arises.

>>609229053
We don't want to have anything to do with the state.

We don't need tax free business ventures.

We just want to have a place to meet regularly and a leader to help us understand the universe.

>>609228760
It's not as simple and dirty as you make it seem, but yes.

The anus is cleaned and oiled with fragrant oils, and then we make love, yes.

>>609225343
Regardless of what you think, and how you glamorize what you do, you are an unnatural faggot and are going to hell.

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>>609225343
This your leader OP?

>>609229674
Why do you keep talking about the state?

>>609230071
We don't believe in hell, friend.

We are going to continue the journey when the final Angels uplift us and deliver us to our new bodies on another planet.

It's a very detailed subject, but I simplified it for you.

>>609230204
Why do you keep asking?

Do you find the word 'state' dishevelling?

>>609230097
I'm afraid that I don't know who that man is.

>>609230293
Fuck bro maybe you and the old man just felt like you had a fucking father to son bond, instead your Pedo dad brainwashed you, please anon get help or you'll be on the top story while the rest of us have top keks. Or is this all just one really big cringe thread

>>609230549
I'm afraid you talk like a submissive cunt

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That's gonna be you op

>>609231174
>>609231024
>>609230845
Samefag

>>609230845
We spoke about the relationship we had being akin to pedophilia.

Dad assured me that when we had was a spiritual connection.

I asked the pastor many times, and he also told me that only a select few ever reach a point in life where they rekindle ancient love bonds.

I'm completely comfortable with our love.

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>>609231174
kek

Same fag confirmed.

>>609231024
You're allowed your own opinion.

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>>609225343

FUCKING STAHP THIS FAGGOTRY ON /b/! THERE ARE GAY BOARDS LIKE /hm/ & /lgbt/! GO THERE FAGGOTS! /b/ HATES YOU! FUCK YOU!

SAGE

/THREAD

>>609231490
^ fag Confirmed

>>609231174
Why would I end up dead?

I don't think you understand how our church works.

I'm too old to be any kind of sacrifice. As stated earlier, younger people are ever only given to the third moon ceremony.

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Tryna carry this fucking thread so I can talk sense into this Anon who's live is gonna be fucked

I knew that calling OP a faggot for 10 years was going to turn you all gay.

>>609231689
I come here because it's for random things.

I don't want to be held back by boards with rules.

This is one of the only places on the Internet that I can be anonymous and talk about things that interest me.

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>>609226540
That's Flavor Aid, actually.

>>609231891
I appreciate your concern, I really do.

When my mother first heard about the relationship that my father and I started, she felt the same as you do.

My father and her argued for days. It was a hard time for all of us.

Dad and Mom decided to go to Atlanta, to visit her parents. They needed family time and advice.

Dad came back about a week later, but MOM decided to stay in Atlanta. She just couldn't handle our relationship.

So I do understand that you care. This love is not common, but it is very satisfying.

Thank you for your concern.

>>609232456
GOD FUCKING DAMN ANON NOW IM NOTHING GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP THINK THAT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE A FELLOW /b/ros LIFE IS GONNA BE TURNED INTO A SHIT FEST BECAUSE OF LIES. Please anon seek advice from a different religion. I myself am orthodox, but I believe that Buddhism is the most spiritual, and that's what you need.

>>609232456
I also just pray your not underage

>>609232456
Dude you seriously need help. You are definitely brainwashed and in a cult. Not that this truth will phase you given your previous responses...

>>609231784
What happens to the sacrifices, then?

LOOK AT THIS THREAD

>>>609223593

>>609233708
THIS NIGGER WAS DRUGGED

>>609233370
Thank you for the loving advice.

I'm afraid I just love my Dad too much.
I couldn't think of any other way of loving him now. We've made giant leaps forward, leaps that others are too afraid or not ready to take.

Maybe in the future it will be acceptable to all.

I know that when I have a son, I will show him the same love.

I want the world to know that love is forever, and can be passed on for eternity.

>>609233580
I'm 19, almost 20.

>>609233948
Last I heard shit + semen do not equal baby

>>609233948
Do you plan to make a child with a woman or to adopt or...?

>>609233595
They sacrifice their current bodies to the flames. Their body becomes one with the new eye colour of the moon.

By the end of the ceremony there is nothing left.

Their eternal soul lives on in another form.

>>609233948
You're gonna fuck up his life too?

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>>609233708
YEAH ITS FUCKING ME!!! AND MODERATELY PISSED OF BUY THIS IS THE SHIT TIER BOARD!!!!
Anyway this thread is a massive, albeit quite well done and elaborate troll but it is bullshit

>>609227603

I don't care if this is bait, you are a complete faggot for even coming up with something like this.

>>609234298
There are females in the church who are willing to provide babies.

>>609234486
LOL THANK FUCKING GOD ANON I AINT EVEN MAD, IM JUST GLAD THERES NOT KID GETTING SLAMMED BY HIS DAD THINKING ITS LOVE

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>>609225343
maybe that pastor was a friend of your father and their plan all that so he can fuck you cuz he is a weirdo

>>609234486
Why are all you freaks pretending to be me as well, get a fucking life geezus. I havent been on /b/ in years this truly is a garbage board for retards.

>>609234764
Time stamp

>>609234486
I simply used a picture I found.

I'm sorry if you are a real person. Don't be offended by me using your picture.

>>609234486
Wow. Didn't think it would be so easy to make you admit this is all just bs.

>>609234730
My father has known him for a long time, yes, as have I.

That's how we were introduced to the church.

If there were evil motives afoot, I would have found out.

>>609234932
That person isn't me, friend. He must be the owner of the image I found and used in my original post.

>>609226815

>Core christian beliefs

Like you faggots don't just make up what you want to believe. It says in the Bible God knew you before you were born. I choose to twist that as past life. I'm not even a Christian, but this shit is easy.

>>609235335
He was just confused about my church.

I told him how it worked, and he was fine.

You don't need to be aggressive to other posters.

If you want to ask me about my church, then feel free.

So like do you and your dad do kinky shit or just straight up bareback?

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gay is horrible shit dude, eventually you will die from AIDS

>>609236040
Kinky isn't the word, but yes, our love is varied and delightful.

>>609236068

Yeah, I know. Gay folks in committed relationships sometimes just magically contract AIDS from the gay ether that surrounds them during the non-coitus.

>>609236068
It's only my father and I that share our love.

The only other person who has touched either one of us was the priest, but that was during a consecration ceremony, and I didn't come into contact with ejaculate.

>>609234353
Do they die then? How do you explain to the authorities?

>>609236068

>Pig isn't even getting his dick sucked.
>Sucking dick is a shit way to transmit HIV

>>609236500
Yes, they do.

That's why we can't be state recognised.

>>609236471

You don't need to 'come into contact with ejaculate' to get AIDS, bruh.

>>609236768
Clearly you know nothing of father and son love.

>>609236675

Your religion kills people and you think they have the right idea about family members fucking? Get out, OP.

>>609236849

>States a fact
>You have no idea of our love

Seriously, OP. What are you trying to pull?

>>609236923
Killing isn't the right word.

This is why we can't be accepted right now.

Passing the body on to nothingness is very special. The soul has no choice but to move on.

>>609237057
I'm here talking about my religion. It's been that way since the beginning of the thread.

What do you want to know?

>>609225343
>The pastor revealed to my Dad and I that we were in fact lovers in another lifetime.

Then your "pastor" is a piece of shit and a liar.

While we certainly existed long before we were born, we have not had prior lives.

At least not as flesh humans.

So possibly you and you "dad" were lovers as "Angels" But then that is probably the sin Lucifer committed that started all this bullshit int eh first place.

Dump that church, and your "dad"...

Go find a non-related lover.

Your just going to fuck up your mind beyond all repair.

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>>609236347
gay folks are also lyers and fucking revengefully cheaters dude

>>609237119

We live in a secular world, brother. If you remove someone from that secular world they are dead to it. You have killed their secular form. You can pretty it up all you want using religious terms, but that shit is killing and there is an argument to be made for murder.

>>609231689
No one forces your ignorant ass to participate in this thread.

This board allows porn and NSFW discussions.

It is an anything goes board where the only censorship should be your ability to participate or not.

Now go find a nice MLP thread/

>>609237420
Lucifer didn't commit any sins.

That's a Christian lie.

Lucifer is an angel of light and revelation.
Light and revelation is what our church is about.
Light reveals all.
Lucifer reveals all.

Do you see?

>>609236347
>>609237464

Inbred fucking hicks GTFO!

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>>609232691
A valid on topic contribution

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>>609237479
how did you found 4chan, ? also your dad does this to you? if not ask him to do this shit to you, you will love this shit, trust me.

>>609237926

Yes, as we all know, it's the 'inbred hicks' that are most supporting of homosexuality.

>>609237479
I'm afraid that the secular world is fleeting and has no eternal future.

Even a scientist will tell you that.

There is nothing wrong to be found when a person shifts into eternity.

The real crime is fooling the world into believing that this earth is so important.

Sure, the Earth may be the Heart of human kind (Earth is an anagram of Heart) but the heart isn't the only organ needed to keep the body alive.

The spirit is the mind behind the brain.

>>609238090

That question wasn't directed at OP, but I'm sure he'll answer anyway.

>>609237882
I see far better then you do.

Lucifer created the "war of heaven" he divided the angels in to three groups.

Those that sided with him.
Those who could not choose a side.

And those who while loyal to God arrogantly demanded the destruction of the other two groups.

God wants us all united again.

The only one so far absolutely slated / sentenced to be destroyed is Lucifer.

Lucifer is a liar.

He reveals only what he wants to reveal in an attempt to make God out to be a liar,

He has already lost the battle.

Why choose the losing side.

>>609225343
that loser 404 yet?

>>609238090
Are you asking me (OP) or the writer of that particular post?

If me, then I found 4chan years ago.

My sexual life does include mouth to anus fondling.

>>609237701
>you are your own censorship

fuckoff newfag mods say whats go and whats not.

Mods own /b/

MODS=GODS

>>609238616
if you even ask that you havent been here long enough, lurk or fuck out of here

>>609238732
Mods enforce the rules.

They most certainly are not "gods" though.
What a truly pitiful use of the word.

>>609238486
Jesus is your equivalent of lucifer.

Lucifer plays a large part in my religion.

Jesus was crucified because he was revealed to be Satan.

>>609238301
>I'm afraid that the secular world is fleeting and has no eternal future.

Why does it need to be eternal to be of value?

>There is nothing wrong to be found when a person shifts into eternity.

Murders all round then?

>The real crime is fooling the world into believing that this earth is so important.

The real crime is being so goddamn self righteous that you think you have all the answers and saying fuck the life of my offspring let's dick the planet up as much as we can because earth doesn't matter.

>Sure, the Earth may be the Heart of human kind (Earth is an anagram of Heart) but the heart isn't the only organ needed to keep the body alive.

The earth is literally the only organ we know anything of. What you're doing is suggesting there might be some other kind of organ external to the body that is necessary to sustain us that we have no idea about, except you of course and we need to take you and your pastors word for its existence.

>>609238486
This is Mormonism.

>angels on satans side become demons
>angels undecided become humans
>angels on gods side become... angels

>>609239006
Why are you so caught up in dying?

One person every ten years dies by our hands. The rest of the time is universal fate.

>>609238616
you need to try this, your dad needs to suck your spirit and blow it back throug your anus as a symbol of eternal circle of life, your pastor revealed that to me throug mental communication at this very moment....

>>609238945
No Jesus was crucified both because he revealed the Evil of the temple and to fulfill prophecy..

The folks he whipped in the temple were selling animals for offerings thast did not meet with Gods approval.

That is that our sacrifice was supposed to be the very best that we had.

It was not Gods desire for blood sacrifice it was that he wished we would have enough regret having to sacrifice our best livestock to not sin in the first place.

Christ was angry that the sellers and the high priests who they gave blood money and bribes to were turning the temple in to little more than a slaughter house.

>>609239473
How do you know my pastor?

Are you in Ohio?

>>609239406

>We only murder one person every ten years

Oh, I guess that's OK then. Answer me this. Would it be OK for any institution other than yours to murder one person every 10 years? Could the boy scouts do it? The schools? The Gubment? Some Incan revivalist in bumfuck Idaho?

>>609239132
No all souls become human.

God himself chose to become human.

Only Lucifer refuses to become human.

Yes some aspects of the idea are presented in the Mormon religion. But like most Organized Religions the truth usually falls short of being told in order to maintain the power (greed) of those in charge.

This thread is brain damage. OP is master troller.

>>609239604
throug vibrations, I am in Texas.

>>609239492
Who told you all of that?

Jesus was a serpent in the original cave. He attacked the first man and woman constantly until Lucifer came and produced light.

Then Jesus left to attack the Earth, disguised.

Your story is strange, but I can see how you might believe it.

>>609239762
We don't murder.

And no, nobody should kill without divine purpose.

>>609239870
I don't think that's how it works, my friend, but I hope you enjoyed the thought.

>>609240095

>nobody should kill without divine purpose.

And who is decide the authenticity of claims of 'divine purpose'?

>>609239784
There, you see?

That's where you are wrong.

Lucifer already is here, and has been for a long time.

His name means "Man" and it is Andrew.

>>609239604
now he is tell me you need to accept fisting from dad.... trust me, your pastor know you visit 4chan and he wants me to tell you this. using oils and lubricants he must enter your anus using his fist as a symbol of trust

>>609240274
Only my God can choose who is to stay and who leaves and when.

>>609239951
No the serpent is a descriptive term.

Like calling a lawyer a "snake in the grass"..

Lucifer was in the Garden in his full angelic form. Read Genesis 6:4 it talks about other fallen angels coming to Earth and having offspring with human women.

Jesus was NOT satan..

Though to be sure one day satan will be cast down to Earth and will claim he is the second coming of Jesus. Will probably say he is here to rapture folks away. Because he won't be a human many folks will be fooled by his lies. They will think he is an Angel or an Alien.

Regardless of what he may claim to be he will still be a liar.

Your story is far stranger.

>>609240504
Please don't say things like that.

You can ask questions, yes, but please don't make fun of my pastor and my father.

>>609240548

>Only my God can choose who is to stay and who leaves and when.

So, you shouldn't murder them. You murdering them would be you choosing. Also, why is your opinion of God any more valid than any other persons opinion of God?

>>609240612
Jesus was and is the liar.

Your own bibles say that.

>>609240863
My pastor tells us when God tells him.

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>>609240692
pastor is telling me again you must let dad insert whole leg into anus!

>>609241013

Why is your pastor's opinion of God any more valid than any other persons opinion of God? Why do you assume he's not lying to serve his own purposes?

>>609241204
Just stop it.

You know that's impossible.

>>609241288
He tells the truth about my God.

Nobody else knows my God like he does.

If people can't even let a son and father share love, how will they ever know an eternally great God?

>>609240435
Poor translation of Chaldean and Hebrew lead folks to mistake his name for meaning "man".

He is not here at this time though he was in the past.

At this time he can only whisper to his followers as an unholy spirit much as God whispers to his followers as a Holy Spirit.

Lucifer is being held at bay behind Gods throne awaiting the time when our Creator will once again cast him down.

That has not yet happened.

It is said that it will one day, and he will be the Anti-Christ. For 20000+ years we have been protected from undue influence by demons.

But the time is soon to arrive once again where allowed to tempt and fool mankind directly.

Christ prophesied that Israel would have to exist once more and with in one generation all would be fulfilled. Israel was re-founded in 1948 and Jerusalem was restored in 1967 one of those was the starting of the timer on the last generation. And a generation in the Bible is either 40, 70 or 120 years. So while "no man may no the time and day" We can certainly guess after the season.

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>>609241313
excuse me?

>>609240435
PS who is this "Andrew" you speak of?

>>609240888
Nope.

The Bible has flaws to be sure.

But the claim you make is far from the truth,

Nothing Christ is supposed to have said has been proven to be a lie.

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This fucking thread

>>609233948
You need to die, your ideas are poisonous

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>>609225343
You must....

>>609241488

>Your pastor is the only one that says he tells the truth about God
>Your pastor is the only one who claims to know God like no-one else
>Non-sequitur

Your faith is in a man who is a pedophile and a murderer. You are in a cult, deal with it.

Also, you're really bad at logic, it's no wonder you're religious.

>>609238301
I hope the feds are lurking for this one, fbi pls and thank you do your jobs