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Just got this girls # a coulle days ago She has a bf so i am

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Just got this girls # a coulle days ago
She has a bf so i am told
Still want nudes tho, what do /b/?
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Dubs decide you fgt
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>>609178410
"does your bf pleasure you well enough bby girl?"
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this
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>>609178410
text "im gay"
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so
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ey bb u wan sum fuk?
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i
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can post on mobile
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>>609178410
If i triforce can i get some nudes qt3.14
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gibe de pusi b0ss
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mother fucker my phone froze
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>>609179347
reroll
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rebump
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>>609179388
>>609179177
winrars
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bumpo
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>>609179177
Next dubs.
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Do you want to have sex with me?
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>>609179700
winrar
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bumpd
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>>609179700
notbad.jpeg
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>>609179700
instant winwar
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>>609179678
"Do you like child porn as much as I do?"
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>>609179678
I need you to show me your tits, Sarah.
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lol i accidentally dubd
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bump again
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OK I'm here in mobile jfc
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got autism
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Havent seen u in a minute. Whats up my scrote.
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I want to fist your front bum until you bleed on my knuckles you fat whore bitch
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Fuck you in yo bed
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Next dubs
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>>609180215
i know but I think it could be great ;)

we have a connection I can tell
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You can use my dick as bait. No offense, but by stats and avs, probably bigger than yours
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Meme
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>>609180215
Just in the butt...
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>>609180215
my eggs are so beaten
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>>609180215
that's a fun way to get to know someone isn't it?
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>>609180331
des pls
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>>609180215
Do you like child porn as much as I do
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Yea so are u a lesbo? So fred was right....
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>>609180215
we could trade pics first?

i think you're stunning
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>>609180363
send this anons dick
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>>609180331
reroool
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send a dick pic
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Sorry, that was my dick
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I want you to pack a entire bag of marshmallows in my ass. Don't judge, k?
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>>609180215
With sex, i mean i want you to watch me get split in two by a circumsized male specimen of the negronius africanus.
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>>609180527
reroll
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You may hardly know me but I know you pretty well. I hide cameras in your bushes and inside your house to spy on you and dig through your trash; I even have a camera in your bathroom
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Do you watch my little pony?
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Show butthole bby
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>>609180527
reroll plz
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don't give me that bullshit i know you want me
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>>609180756
Reroll
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>>609180331
This
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>>609180822
win
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>>609180215
no one's going to know
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>>609180822
winrar
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>>609180822
Lel
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>>609180693
reroll
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>>609178410

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg
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wew lad
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>>609180693
When you know it wasn't :(
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>>609180215
Your hot. Take me a picture
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Ooo next dubs
When this thread 404s its over
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>>609181255
Winrar
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Say "I know, but I'm not sure about you but I'm just looking for a fun and intimate release, the stress of work is too much already. I find it's a good way to release that. Without additional malarkey, apologies for being so forward."

The kind and respectful approach works trust me, they think you're a better option than their current partner and trust you more. Trust is the easiest way to bang taken chucks, not being vulgar.
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>>609181418
Do you like child porn as much as I do?
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>>609181437
Well that's the best I could possibly hope for
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>>609181418
Awwww shieeet if she cheats on her bf with you she gon cheat on you too! be careful tho
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>>609181521
Roll
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>>609181418
Take me a pic
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>>609181418
By having a 2 inch cock
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>>609181650
This
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you gave it to me last week at da abortion clinic
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>>609181418
what are we waiting for then? give me your address i'll be on my way to fuck you silly in 15 minutes.
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>>609181665
roll
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Let's not play these games, get your tits out
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nobody has to find out
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>>609181650
1more try
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>>609181418
Show me your disgusting cunt already.
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>>609181744
winrar
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send nudes

>inb4 OP gets Catfished
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I'm gonna need pics of the goods...
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>>609181744
Win
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i want you to suck my shit through a straw
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Nudes pls
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>>609181644
This was first winrar
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>Inb4 hot wax.. Candle jack... Tree fiddy
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>>609181418
so lets do it then. can i see your tits?
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>>609181822
Winnn
Captcha : skete
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>>609181744
Stupid fucking win, get nudes, who fucking cares if he fucks her
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I am on my way to your home now
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Show me the boys
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>>609181418
So, when are we going to fuck?
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>>609181650
op doesnt seem like a huge faggot yet, reroll for this
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>>609181744
shit is real out here
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I want to fill you with my seed. You should come over
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>>609181822
>>609181822

WINRAR
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>>609181977
Winrar
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Nekxt
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>>609182166
Roll again
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>>609182166
Winrar
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Yup
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op not even trying to hide the fake
sage
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>>609182220
I accidentally fucked my goldfish
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>>609182220
Want to warm me up with some tits
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>>609182220
I´d just... like to fuck you silly
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>>609182220

Honestly? I can't stop thinking about fucking you. Send me a picture.
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Just jerking it to CP
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>>609182220
tits would be a nice start :)
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>>609182299
WELL THAT WAS QUICKRAR
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How about we swap some sexy pics?
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>>609182299
here we go
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>>609182220
Confirmed faggot. Say "how about some pics"
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>>609182366
check'd and fuck you op
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>>609182220

I'd like to fuck your boyfriend while you watch
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>>609182411
winrar!
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>>609182299
Winrar
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>>609182411
THIS
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>>609182299
First reply winrar
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Send nudes
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>>609182411
Winrar
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>seed is love
>seed is life
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>>609182411

This fucking wins.

Fuck /b/ op go get laid, don't send that shit
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>>609182299
Quick winrar
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>>609182220

I wish for you to come over, soak your tongue in Mountain Dew, and perform anilingus while I purchase used stickers on Ebay
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>>609182299
Dubs dubs nice
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>>609182220

this
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>>609182603
>>609182530
>>609182519
>>609182411
Samefag
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>>609182600
Win
Dubs are out of control in this thread
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>>609182689
That is a very small penis
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>>609182411
rarwin
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... Next subs
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So you game? I'll hump you with my mega cock
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>>609182689
Watch out for stab wounds from that pointy fucker
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See knew it'd work just say "it's kinda hard to say over here, I know we don't know each other that well but I think it'll help if we speak in person. Thank you for understanding."

Trust and respect, it works bro's they'll be eating out your hands.
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>>609182724
lol actually I didn't post any of thsoe replies
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>>609182689
reroll for this op
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>>609182891
its bigger than yours
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>>609182724
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>>609182980
come on baby no one has to find out
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>>609183000
Winrar
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>>609182980
The tip's already in, no stopping now
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>>609182689
rollin
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>>609182980
Let's swap some sexy pics... I wanna cum looking at your pussy
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>>609183000
dingdingding
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>>609182891

i got big hands...
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>>609183000
fresh meat reference?
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>>609182366
winrar
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>>609183000
Hory shit the get gods are watching this thread
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>>609183000
My first trips ladies and gentlemen after seven years
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Say "REPORT ME YOU DIRTY SLUT!!! If not im gonna find you and force my way in ;)"
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>>609182980
Let's be honest, you dont get enough from that lanky faggot you call a boyfriend, I'm interested, and I know you are
*send dick pic*
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>>609183131
Pfft dammit Josie
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>>609183000
Christ the wins are coming faster than OP with a traps dick in his ass
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>>609183000
triprarrrr
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I have a fetish for rape
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Only looking fo some pleasure here milady
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>>609183000
not dubs but quads so outruled
>>609183211
winrar
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>>609183064
8" reporting in
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>>609183211
^^^
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i will fuck you and your boyfriend
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>>609183129
Lies fgt
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>>609183250
FUCK SAKE JP
YOU'RE TEARING THIS HOUSE APART YOU POSH CUNT
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Cmon bby wan sum fuck?
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>>609183358
That's trips you retard
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>>609183393
prove it
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>>609183529
Roll
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>>609183358
>>609183000
>quads
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>>609183533
WHAT
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>>609183533
And that's dubs
>checkd
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>>609178410
no dubs for this single man
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O god yes
NEKXT
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You've ruined it listening to the twats who got dubs.
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>>609183393
Proof it
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Bread is kill. Abandon.

>/thread
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>>609183707
send dick pic fag
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>>609183707
I am going to anal fist you!
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I have mastrubated to the thought of filling your tight asshole with my cum for weeks now.. I'll come over in 10 minutes okay?
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send a pic
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Send dick op
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>>609183707
this bitch is insane, or OP is a lying sack of fucking shit.
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Op doesn't know what to do with all these dubs
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>>609183707

you can use mine

>>609182689
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>>609178410
Hiya :)) isnt what girls say. thats a troll dude. prob some old 40 year old fat man.
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>>609183707
send picture of a trap
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>>609183707
Someone get this man a mega cock to send.
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>>609183788
fuck you

captcha: sagin
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>>609183788
shit tier win
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>>609183707
http://abc7.com/news/bizarre-police-chase-of-carjacking-suspect-ends-in-watts/648777/ send her this with a dick pic
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>>609183659
>609183000

0 0 0 = trips, not quads!
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>>609183825
this
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>>609183788
Fuckin lame, but winrar
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>>609183788
winrar
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This is fake as fuck
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>>609183707
send a dick pic of your cock OP
don't put this fucking text
actually send a picture of your cock
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This grill easily woulda sent pics if it wasn't for the kiddie fags rolling dubs and their asinine posts.
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>>609183841
I'm scared she'll post my dick on fb :x
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Send this
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>609183788
Win
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>>609182689
this op. now.
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Listen to me you whore, i'm gonna paint it black and white. You either let me stuff my fat cock in your pooper or I send these texts to your piece of shit boyfriend
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>>609183735
Prove* I can't my roommate is awake, testy asured though my penis is bigger than yours
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>seed is love
>seed is life

come on OP
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Send this
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Tell her you're on the bus and send this
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>>609184099
WINRAR
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op fuck these faggot wins. send a dick pic. dont fuck this up
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>>609183788
fuck these dubz, send the pic with the dick.
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>>609183879
use mine lol
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>>609183707
fake af op
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>>609184034
roll
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>>609184099
Way to ruin it asshole she better take the b8
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None of you retards can talk to women.
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>>609184032
I support this idea!
Send her infected jellybean penis!
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