Celeb thread? Celeb thread. Pic very related
>I can't get laid that means no one else can
>immediately being this defensive
>being on this website means 0 standards
such a fresh meme! :^)
>fapping to that video, the size of a thumbnail downloaded on 56k
this post is really really really underrated
I prefer my celebrity nudes to be barely efamous thank you very much!
>clearly isn't naked
write a letter to your congressman.
>implying you don't make fuck with cat because its only pussy you ever get
We need a new holocaust.
Lieutenant Commander Jadzia Dax. I still fap to her, and not afraid to admit it.
>I'm not afraid to admit something anonymously
This is not really her, unfortunately.
There is a paparazzi shot that got some people in legal trouble because she was topless sunbathing in her back yard and a photog stood on the van and got his lens over the walls.
OP's Pic was cut from the movie The Breakup and to get it somebody pulled the footage from the trash; this reason is why Natalie Portman made the director of Closer agree to personally destroy all footage of her topless.
Shame. I liked her perky titties. But they look good.
Not for Kat Dennings, but I counted.
I've been fapping almost once a month to Lindsay Lohan since 2004, with increasing frequency for a few days after every new sexy photoshoot
Let's say I've been fapping to her for 10 whole years (2014 - 2004)
One fap a month = 120 faps
Now let's say she released 3 new sexy photoshoot, nude scene, nipslip, etc a year. It means an addition of 7 daily faps times 3 per year = 21 faps
21x10 + 120 = 330 faps since 2004.
Now according to Wikipedia, an ejaculation may contain between 0.1 and 10 milliliters of semen.
I cum pretty big loads in general but let's take the middle ground and say 5ml.
330x5 = 1650ml of cum
1.65 liters of cum.
I ejaculated more than 1 and a half liter of semen for Lindsay Lohan.
...that's 56oz btw
>literally listening to "Come As You Are" now