ITT: Send people in you contacts "Why haven't we fucked

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>>608914894
Let's go!

Bump! I'm the guy with the Swedish chicks from last thread, lets get this one up and running :)

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>>608914894
Andrew

>>608914894
bump

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Well, time to bump

>>608915007
Calling bull shit. Women don't exist on the internet

>>608916071
She's a trap. Probably.

>>608916071
well it's a good thin he's a dude talking to a grill through snapchat then!

>>608916281
oo tell em

The last girl in my contacts is a hooker.

We did fuck already. Like 5 hours ago, actually. Was bretty gud.

>>608916511
pics or it didn't happen

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Lori after i asked for noods.

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Lucy!

Come on boys!

;) Skittles.

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>>608917096
Forgot pic

>>608916982

Yo /b/ro she's cute as fuck, I'd go for it.

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Liz isn't down.

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>>608916620
Pic of phone. That's about the best I can do for ya.

Otherwise, you'll just have to take my word for it.

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>>608917504

>>608917568
So you are meeting max, suck his cock for me too.

I did this
She wanted the D
I screened for mah bruh
Now she is mad

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>>608917575
Welp

>>608917753
It's a she. It's short for Maxine. And I already met her. I'm in Amsterdam, it's about 8:20 PM here right now, note the time on the phone.

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>>608917981
She knows.

>>608917981
ohh damn son

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>>608918213
Fuck. reason 2.

>>608918032
Hoeren neuken nooit meer werken!!

>>608918213
How old are you?

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>>608918213
oioi

>>608918032
Why dont show us the messages before it then? Dont want us to see how you texted your friend to write this? Faggot

>>608918371
19, 20 in 10 days.

>>608918333
I am actually not Dutch. I'm just on vacation (Canadafag). Flying home tomorrow, actually.

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>>608918446
>mfw

>>608918313
Pff sounds like a lame excuse

you look annoying as all fuck OP

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>>608918612
She's onto us!

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>>608918925
Averted.

>>608918450
They have some of her personal information (address and such). Don't want that on /b/. She's a cool chick, don't want faggots sperging out and harassing her.

>>608918986
Yeah too much faggnes for me im out

>>608918986
"For continuities sake"

bitches always let it go when they dont understand a big word

>>608919138
ye ma.

>>608919138
mee too, op such a pussy.
such beta
wow
much faggot
so gay

>>608919098
How long did you need to think about this? Too hard to blur only the adress ;) lame excuses

>>608919322
She sent me a chat message asking if we could talk there. Going places.

>checked.

>>608919481
does it notify them if you screenshot the chat?

>>608919442
go away detector faggor

>>608919615
yes

>>608919371
Yeah finding some sluts on the internet with a father complex is soooooo hard

>>608919615
Yeah, so I'm gonna get a bunch of messages and release at once.

>>608919661
so take a photo of the screen with a phone, tablet camera, webcam whatever

>>608919442
Wasn't really thinking about it. Wasn't relevent to the situation anyway, just a little chitchat. The relevent part is, we met up today.

Anyway, that's all I got. Don't have any other pics. Believe me or don't, up to you.

>>608917981
HA
>faggot

>>608919769
Do I look like a millionaire to you? 2 phones? nigga please.

So lets keep this alive until OP comes back

>>608918371
kek

>>608919769
yeah that's typically the best thing to do to avoid being caught, it just produces shit-tier quality

>>608919909
Faggot

>>608919930
>not even having a webcam or disposable camera

you sicken me

>>608919930
the best response

>>608920062
shit-tier is better than no-tier

>>608920112
Ok.

>>608918986
oh fuck. Lol i hate how snapchat tells the person...

>>608919930
There's apps for it on Android and apple market ya dingus.

>>608920251
fair enough

>>608920436
an app for a second phone? where can I get one?

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this guy chatted me and told me to "back off from
his girl"

mfw the last girl I texted I fucked 3 years ago...

>>608920436
No. Snapchat alerts the users someone is using a third party app to screenshot

>>608920589
Woah i hope you backed out of there?

>>608920589
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SHITS ARE MORE ALPHA

>>608918986
i really really like this image

no for real, youre def not a faggot

>>608920589
kek

send him your cock and say "only if you suck it dry"

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Fuck dis hoe.

>>608920830
this

>>608920589
Post some BBC and stell him then he jas to suck you off

>>608920589
>Guy
Probably haven't wiped his mom's milk from his mouth yet kek

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>>608920877
She just replied, " well stop screeshotting eeverything. I know what you're doing.

>>608920900
dubs has decided this plebs fate, he must suck the cock dry, lest he lose his hoe

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>>608920877
> pls respond

>>608921054
"what exactly am I doing then?"

>>608920877
>pls respond

>>608921054
Ever thought of not pressing the obvious screenshot button

>>608921143
I did it for the chan.

>>608921228
Ever thought of not sucking dick?

>>608921396
never

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>>608921330

>>608921396
No

>>608921396
Nope

>>608921396
once

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>>608918986
go on

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yeah...

>>608921847
You discuss me, leave this site immediatly!!!

>>608921954
b-b-but i never stopped

>>608921396
rekt

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>>608921954
> duscuss

>>608922075
IDC! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN

>>608921954
your spelling is dickscussing

>>608922230
Sorry I want to see you learning 4 languages

>>608919098
how much she charge? Wanna compare to local escort ladies

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bump

>>608922385
I want to see you not sucking dick.

OP deliver now

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>>608917981
fucking kek

>>608922539
Strong argumentation
Let me guess, americunt?

>>608922385
That's a very strange thing to watch someone do.,,

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>>608921494
got a big one for you buddy.

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>>608920877
>pls respond

>>608922773
Well everyone has his fetishes

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>>608922814
Is this your way of stopping screenshotting? Gl

>>608922814

>stick to your guns op
>call malware

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>>608922814
Lies, all lies.

>>608922814
Well bitch is crazy, needs some attention

>>608922814
what is this screening a shot you keep talking about

>>608923090
Yeah, too risky. We're on to something.

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>>608920877

>pls respond

my sides

>>608923150
Don't forget to keep screen shotting.

PLS RESPOND

>>608923150
This resolution, cant you even take a picture right?

>>608922814

maybe she's reading /b/ right now

now you cant stop screen shotting

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>>608923150
Good get it son. For all of us. I'll give you a reward for nudes ;p
here's a small trophy for efforts so far

>>608923351
I'm relaying it off of tinychat so it's cam quality.

>>608923449
>top kek

>>608923150
This is getting good!
Please respond.

>>608923150
Holy fuck women are stupid

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>>608923577
Is that the shadow of the dudes penis on her stomach

>>608923706
All they want is attention, everything they do is to get attention

So thread just died?

>>608923585
More?

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>>608914894
>>608916982
Mfw this chick looks way too much like my gf

>>608924015
yup

>>608923150
if you airplane mode, open the snap, screenshot, log out the log back in again it doesnt notify them ;)

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>>608923759
Microphone I think. It's prob some shit tier porn company

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>>608923150

>>608924107
you wish

>>608923759
now its the entire dudes shadow you tard

>>608924115

>constant screenshots are now part of his story
are you fucking retarded?

>>608924325
tell her how beautiful she is

>>608924325

>Tomas
>I thought I was alone with that name

Please respond

>>608924588
2 of a kind buddy.

>>608922814
Thats what you got when you have a fuckphone instead of android with xposed framework and snapprefs n00b

>>608924415
Kekd hard over this

>>608924700

Damn square.

>>608918986
please fucking die. I hate this age of narcissism when it's ok to just take pictures of yourself and fake emotions all day.

>>608924325

Dude, chicks find that behaviour a turn off. Pushiness makes girls say no. Learn how to talk to women.

OP.

To screenshot without the other person getting a notification ,iphone only:

load the snaps.
turn on airplane mode.
view snaps, screenshot
log out of snapchat
close app
turn off airplane mode
log in again

boom, you can even watch it again. stop being a fucking pussy.

also, learn how to take selfies, you look constipated.

peace

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>>608920877
>pls respond

>>608924922
dildo in ass, not constipated.

>checked

>>608921943
Scandinavian? Bitch plays CSGO. I like her already.

>>608924922
>learn out to take selfies.

Why not just learn not to be a gigantic selfy taking faggot? I tried Snapchat for a little and deleted it shortly after, it's nothing but girls doing their stupid fucking pouty faces with some pointless caption on it.

The desperation in this thread is pathetic.

>>608924325
saved by the previous.

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>>608924588
tfw I have that name

>>608924325

Tom, where does Liz live? You're in the UK so how you gonna fuck this chick?

>>608925315
or because you have no friends

>>608925315

snapchat is a great place to get nudes. why not utilize the market as best as you can instead of complaining about thinks you can't change on it?

>>608925461

>Tfw, bet we're all british as well

>>608924853
This anon gets it.

Stop taking pictures of your fucking face. Jesus Christ. why do you take pictures of your face every-time? FUCK

>>608921873
shwing/10

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>>608925407

>>608925497
Detective Gifgaf over here!

>>608924922
OR just fucking get snapkeep with 1/2 the amount of steps you retarded rat brains

>>608925407

OP you might have just fucked up.

chicks's snapchat(?) is: elizabethardy

>>608925780
its supposed to be like you're having a face-to-face conversation you fuckin autistic faggot

>>608918522
Oh shit dude, same birthday. I'll be 19 in 10 days.

>>608925918

>kek'd

>>608925615
Sick burn, m8.

>>608925677
I don't care about nudes from random faggots, I get them whenever I ask anyway. And I can change it, by not using it and exposing myself to the retardism of selfy central.

>>608925918
lol

http://gramlive.com/user.php?id=274034211

here's our Liz

>>608926105
>http://gramlive.com/user.php?id=274034211
fuck ^.^


I fucked up. idec. Raid inc?

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op plz

>>608920589
"OK, I'll assrape you instead!"

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>>608925779
HAHa sorry bud, guess again

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Guys I fucked up. thought I deleted it fast enough apparently not. rekt.


Have fun.

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>>608921943
>>>/9gag/

>>608926310
big guy

>>608926024
Yeah man! How old you gonna be?

here she is:

fb/elizabeth.hardy.161

>>608925903
you retard why didn't you delete the screenshots you took of yourself too

>>608925965
She keeps taking pictures of anything but her face. Your make a face. She is reading the words, not once on snapchat have I ever seen the selfies as a face to face conversation

>>608926424

buddy, this isn't going anywhere, I'm telling you that now. you're being too forward in a creepy way as opposed to a confident way.

>>608926695
It happened before. over a month. This is rushed.

>>608926564

oh fuck OP, you're busted. I can't send her a chat, tho, but maybe someone in here will :)

>>608926793
where are the nudes from that time then? u fuckin holdin out on us, m8?

Just act as if you are losing interest in her. Most women hate rejection. Honestly you need to be a dick, why? Because women love the dick in both sense of the word.

>>608926793
>>608926973
yeah man u fuckhead give us the nudes before someone busts you and you go to bad person jail

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>>608926914
I know man. RIP.

>>608926435
>capital M >>Mahizzta
>last online 381 days ago
if you think that's the same person you're a fucking retard. get the fuck off my earth you useless piece of shit

>>608926973
Got a new pc in december. Lost everything. Not fussed.

>>608927101

on a side note... I think she is pretty hot... too bad for you... I feel ya OP

>>608924588
I see what you did there

>>608927101

well maybe one of us can get her nudes for you :D

>>608927323
fukin kek

You are so bad at talking to girls, it's not even a little funny...

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PLS RESPOND

>>608927191

I refuse to believe you secured anything from this conversation. or any conversation with a female. ever.

>>608927323

>wtf? idek what I did there?

Why the fuck are you asking a girl who's obviously a few hundred/thousand miles away from you if she'll fuck?

>>608927461
>>608927461
it has begun

>>608927461
Brilliant!
Pls respond

>>608927461
kek

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>>608927101
0ll00l0l0l

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>>608924928

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>>608927461
> you ganger

>>608925305
Danish, and she plays but like a silver haha She's into me, but she's kinda.. weird

Bahahahahahaha I laughed midgets

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>>608927461
oh shieeet

>>608926548
>>608926024
>>>608918522
>Oh shit dude, same birthday. I'll be 19 in 10 days.
> I'll be 19 in 10 days.

>>608927461
hahahaa man wp.

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>>608927792
maximum kek

>>608927916
oh fuck misread lol

>>608921943
xDXDXDxxdDDDxdD

>>608917981
outch

you're welcome, thread. I think I'm going to change careers from IT to detective work

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Not sure she realises how it works. Here you go.

>>608927792
trolololol

>>608926435
I am le 9gag

>>608928187
Probably should.

>>608928193
hory wat

>>608927101
Wow. Just wow. Haven't seen such a retard before in my entire life. Why the fuck did you go and ruin it by behaving fucking desperate? Fuck.

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SOME1 SCREENCAP THIS THREAD

>>608918925
how did she know you screenshoted?

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I don't get what's habbeing

Maximum over lulz

>>608928442
It says when they receive.

>>608918313
>you live accross the atlantic

KEK

>>608928558
holy fuck those eyebrows are making me scared

>>608928486
>>608928193

Tom confirmed as Liz.

>>608928486
meh, pure trolling. OP is a faggot again. abandon.
>there's no such thing as a "liz"

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GG.

>>608916982
dude wtf happened to Lucy

>>608928933
Mate what are you talking about?

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>>608928486

>>608929039
yo waht up matt sco

>>608929089
hold on a sec, just got a snap from her. Are you a wizard? Or Lucy?

>>608928486
just realized.

her name is elizabeth hardy.

snapchat name is elizabethardy.
>elizabeth ardy
>fucking parody account to troll us
>FUCKING KEK SO HARD

well done OP

>>608922478
120 is average in Cali

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Lucy lives!

>>608929140
see this >>608928736
and this >>608929284

>>608929279
just a curious wizard, shes really cute>>608929279
>>608929258

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>>608929435
Maybe I won't fuck this one up.

>>608920589
skaffa en riktig ISP jävla bög

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>>608929039
you got me
thanks for kek OP

>>608929284
Not even.
like what.

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>>608929435
you are so gonna smash bro

>>608929527
This girl is fucking beautiful, while you look like you came out of the trashcan, and why the fuck do you wear headphones so fucking cringey. OP how do you do it?

>>608929284

no, unless he's elaborately set this up over the course of months.

Same chick here

fb/elizabeth.hardy.161
instagram: /elizabethardy/

>>608929710
I hope.
at the very least nudes are hopeful.

>>608924588
Thomas master race reporting in

>>608927792
Gg. Was close.

>>608929798
Attention man.

>>608929426
for how long? Hour? Half hour?

>>608929901

>fuck you with you're "h" die in a hole
>Tomas master race 4 lyf

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Kieran.

>op

>>608929840
better fkin postem

>>608929811
he understands.

>checked

>>608929901
It's Tomas you stupid fucking melon sucking nigger.

>>608930105
I will babe.

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>>608929811
Soz for bursting your bubble

>>608929901
Fuck up kunt.

>>608930280
That's Liz for ya.

you got trolled mate.

>>608930434
yeah rite, Liz is trolling OP and fourshen

I refuse to believe you cunts are calling my legit oc some fake ass nigger shit. Fuck you guys.

>>608927101

OP you are the worlds biggest narcissistic faggot, please kill yourself immediately.

>>608930029
Depends.
Hour for a black bitch.
Hh for a white bitch.

>>608930712
After you buddy.

>>608922490
dangly ballsack expansion pack

Wait what's going on, someone fill me in

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>>608930836
I'll fill you in.

>>608929901
>>608925779
Thomas's of /b/ unite
>>>608930685

>>608922490
I am Dank Anus Creampie. GG

>>608930836
it's over, go home mate. just the usual fake. kinda funny, tho.

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>>608925779

mae niggwr

>>608926569
this.
you're fucked now

>>608931016
It's not fake. How do I prove it?
I'm not gonna let my fail be overrun by "fake"

>>608931130
How?

>>608930942
please do.

>>608931115

>fucking hell both welsh?
>fuck this shit

>>608931240
She knows hes been screenshotting the conversation, and shell assume that he just deleted the screenshots from her side.

>>608922490
Nasty Tit Expander

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My desktop rn.

>>608923577
Sauce on gif plz

>>608927792
>Yogscast

:/

>>608931513
good for you

>>608931520
dee dee lynn

>>608931586
Blame the female not me.

>>608931337
Oh shit man

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>>608922490
Lmao hard cock faggot

>>608914894
fun fact, y'all. If you put your phone in airplane mode and open a snap/screenshot. it wont let the other person know. just make sure you open snapchat first so the snaps load. then put in airplane mode

>>608922490
Edgy tit blaster

>>608931513

You got that wallpaper without the icons bruv?

>>608917981
fucking lol abort mission

>>608923283
Wierded me out but
> saved