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Let's do our own Will you press the button, ask questions

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Let's do our own Will you press the button, ask questions /b/ros.

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"gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette."
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I wouldn't
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>>608912501
what if i choose a world where i can revive them?
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>>608913242
I'd press that button so hard.
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>>608912501
That depends... do I get to choose the person?
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What kind of faggot wouldn't press it.
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>>608913834
i wouldnt press it if the porn thing wasnt there
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>>608913834
>google
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>>608914010
That's basically what I was thinking
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>>608914219
I do hate niggers... but I also hate to work...
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>>608913834
>implying my brain does not already watch pron all 10min
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>>608913405
I'd press it.

They would be broke within a week.
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>>608914350
It says any job you WANT, dumbass.
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>>608914010
Porn video......so get ready for your gay scat gangbangs every 10 mins...it didnt specify what you can control and watch or if its straight
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faggotry but nice question
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>>608915093
>nobody will ever invent a form of communication that doesn't require talking!
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>>608912501
would
>>608913242
would (that's already normal)
>>608913405
would
>>608913834
would
>>608914219
I dont even know what the fuck he's trying to say, so would not
>>608914676
would
>>608914971
would not
>>608915056
would not
>>608915093
would instantaneously, I barely talk, and I hate it when people talk to me, just dont fucking bother me, I could live in isolation for free for eternity!
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>>608915523
free immortality isn't easy to come by.
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>>608913834
My school life would be ruined, would not press

>>608914219
Not worth it, would not press

>>608914676
Straight upgrade from normal life, would press.
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>>608915523
> Become God
> God can't do anything.
How does this work?
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>>608915947
like real god?
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>>608915093
would because I could die this instant
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>>608915947
that gif made me want to throw up.
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>>608916151
He does not extist!

>edgy, edgy, edgy!
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>>608916151
*tips fedora*
>ma' lady
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Okay, here's one I made for you guys.
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>>608916537
good thing there's merch
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>>608917057
Okay.
What's the downside?
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>>608912956
this guy gets it. but what do you do when the fantasy world is a lie?
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>>608918128
I dunno, I'd like it, but a lot of people would want a vacant stomach. I'm surprised the thought of this happening isn't getting me hard in fact.
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Would you?
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>>608914219
This is definitely written by some SJW also the grammer is shit.
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>>608913405
would press the button, self gain overrides hatred.
>>608913834
Easy, press it and deal with the 'downside'
>>608916537
there's this new thing called product placement and sponsoring without ads.
>>608918649
I can even the minds.
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>>608918649
> You can the minds of other people
You can what the minds of other people?
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>>608918649
Fuck off with that button. I'd be put to jail in less than an hour. Whoever touches that button is a retard.
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>>608912501
I rate the dilemmas good or bad based off whether or not they make me think. Anyone else?
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>>608919018
>yea so i think GAS THE JEWS ALL NIGGERS MUST DIE SIEG HEIL fuck
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>>608912501
Press it go to DragonBall universe wish loved one back with dragonballs
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well?
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>>608918823
You miss the point, can the minds of others
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>>608919582
Nothing that extreme, but having to tell people exactly what's on my mind at all given times would be the worst curse imaginable. Really don't think I could function like that.
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This is easy
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>>608920019
Going to school and having to "work" with them i probably won't last long...
And holy fuck all those confessions
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>>608920054
Press that shit hard! Necrophilia is still cool.
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>>608920289
Best one so far. I need some time to think...
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Who keeps thinking of these easy ones?
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>>608920289
PRESS IT
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>>608912501
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the floor...
let the bodies hit the floor...
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>>608920289
Fuck man, I dunno.
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>>608920652
If I get to choose it, yes
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>>608920289
fuck no, tumblr feminist dont anything but post on tumblr anyway
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>>608920652
Is it just ONE person? For 1K a day? I think I would if it's just one person. Regardless of who it was.
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lmao fobaz hello
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>>608920652
Sure, being able to pick makes the deal even sweeter.
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>>608921111
sounds amazing, fuck ya
do it for the quads
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>>608921111
Press, also, nice quads.
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>>608912501
would

>>608913405
wouldn't

>>608913834
would (although do i have to watch the full vid, cos like, watching an hour long porn vid during a lecture would be annoying)

>>608914219
wouldn't, there are jobs that will hire me anyway (I am doing a MChem degree)

>>608914676
wouldn't

>>608915056
would as long as they aren't feminazis

>>608915093
wouldn't, I'd hate to see everyone i know and care about die

>>608915523
wouldn't

>>608916537
wouldn't

>>608917057
wouldn't because why would anyone want to be a loli?

>>608918649
wouldn't

>>608919744
wouldn't

>>608920289
would because it'd be funny as fuck

>>608920652
would so hard.
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Wow, a lot of these would be a lot easier if I didn't have kids.
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gogogo!
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>>608920977
They've gotten a few people in trouble and at least 2 guys fired. I wouldn't say nothing.

>>608921111
I actually would hitman part, wouldn't want anything and everything I wanted for the rest of my life though. That's how people get fucked in the head.
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>>608921111
I would press that button repeatedly until it broke.

Then i would press it some more.
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>>608921366
> You'd put autistic horse fuckers in a position of power
You and me should have a talk.
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>>608920977
were you not here for the whole SJW thing on 4chan a few months ago?
with moot being their little bitch and whatnot
they can do a surprising amount
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>>608921492
2 guys? damn, such evil that must be taken seriously.
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I wish i knew if physically or mentally cause if mentally i'd give 0 fucks
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>>608921764
That I know of. Something about dongle jokes. Look it up.
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>>608921613
dude, can you not see how hilarious it would be?
also, not all bronies are horse fuckers or are autistic. my sister and brother-in-law both watch mlp and aren't either
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>>608921784
In that case it's not without consequences you fucking jew!
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>>608920932
Are you fuckin' serious? I'd press it twice to teleport 200 yards and be 160% weaker than I am.
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>>608913834
Would love to press
Would press if the google thing wasnt there too
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>>608921962
would, stay in the shadows my friend
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>>608921843
tumblr is just annoying dude, ugly fat unemployed women with nothing better to do.
how about you get a job instead of inventing new genders and complain about how you got ptsd from watching a sexist dora commercial.
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>>608921962
instant press.

captcha: sfuro
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>>608921912
autism is inherited right?
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>>608921962
wouldn't
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>>608921962
This makes no sense. Stealing money acquires no money?

No. You can't do bad things for no rewards.
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>>608922258
even if it was (which is isn't) why would that have any implications
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>>608921912
Well either way still, a president or governor or court judge having a fandom and being open about it is just....I dunno, man.
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>>608920289
>implying erazing womynkind from existance and memory isn't worth empowering bronies
>implying politics have yet to hit rock bottom
just convert the rare politician who is worth having in the white house, the houses of parliament, the reichstag, etc. to being a ponyfag if you think the horsefuckers will get into power
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>>608922103
Yeah pretty much. At least /b/ fucks people's lives for board cred and laughs.

>>608922561
Plenty of time.
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>>608922561
would, 3 minutes sex with olivia wilde is still better than no sex with olivia wilde.
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>>608922561
Yes, especially if I can also choose to have others fuck me as well.
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>>608921111
What sane person wouldn't press this?

>>608922561
3 minutes is all I need
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>>608922561
PRESSAN

Cause 3 minutes is all you need!
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>>608922572
tbh, it's irrelevant, do you know what every hobby of every leader of your country is? i doubt it.
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>>608922561
you could just have sex with them repeatedly for 3 mins at a time
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>>608922812
FUCK no.
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>>608922812
nope
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>>608915056
File name
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>>608922561
lol who has sex longer than 30 seconds
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