I have $1000. How can I turn this into more money?

>>608894489
>buy foreign money
>sell foreign money for more American money

got £550 how do i turn that into more?

>>608894489
scratch cards. lots and lots of scratch cards.

>>608894489
buy 1000$ worth of nails and throw them into a bucket

>>608894489
Well there is the stock market for one. Its basically the most accepted form of gambling you can do. Or you can invest it in making a bitcoin mining PC and just leave it running like all the time.

give tham to me, i have a special machine that turnes a lot of money in a very lot of money

>>608894677
>Or you can invest it in making a bitcoin mining PC and just leave it running like all the time.

So how much crack did you smoke today, faggot? Are you living years in the past? I can't believe people like you still exist. Fucking kikes.

-buy silver coins
-wait for the economic crash, that is allready near
-buy property if this immobubble crashes
-wait till it becomes worthy again

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1.Buy cocaine
2. Cut it with baby lax
3. Sell it in bars
4 Profit

>>608894942
I never said he'd make a lot of money I just said he could make more cash which wouldn't really be to much of a challenge. But yea bitcoin mining is pretty much dead.

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Put in bank, wait 20,000 years.

All on black!

>>608894677
>>608894677

That's how I got my $1000. I started with $5k.

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Buy lawn mower, weed eater etc.
Start landscaping business

>>608896617
So you lost money?

Bitcoins or stocks?

>>608896067

Obviously this was intended as a joke but in all seriousness, the bank is a terrible place to store your money. Capital controls and bail-ins are coming. When the markets finally crash the banks will keep your money. Look at what happened in Cyprus.

>>608896617
Gambiling sucks doesn't it?

>>608897122
Definitely stocks who loses 4k in bitcoin

I don't know how serious you are, but if you're not looking to buy and sell anything material, your best bet is probably like the stock market. Do some research and invest in a stock that's going up.

If you want to like try to start some sort of business, it could go a decent way to a start at like a game server hosting website. I know this dude that started a minecraft server hosting website at the start of last year and he's got like 150k in his paypal right now and goes out and parties and fucks bitches every weekend, hes like 28.

Otherwise you can always buy like some weed in bulk and sell it to middle schoolers or something

Sell bricks

>>608894489
Tear it in half! You'll have twice as much as before

>>608897266
>2015 and going for company stock and not mutual funds

Game server site isn't a bad idea though you just need to make sure your advertising game is on point.

>>608897435
this right here is the only proper response...

>>608897122
Stocks and options. Called it quits when I still had some left.

Alchemy

>>608894489
rip it in half, now you have double the bills.

>>608894638
No. Stupid idea, ignore this.

>>608898964
This

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buy a gun and shoot niggers. they have cash, drugs, and gold teeth. dont forget pliers.

>>608898985
Not really..... If he buys the entire roll its basically the odds are pretty dam good hell make more than $1000... That being said I wouldn't do it.

>>608894489
photocopy it

>>608894489
Buy zimbabwe dollars.

buy memes the meme market is booming

Any other legitimate ideas?

>>608894489
Use it to get a pro haircut and shave. Go buy a nice suit, some nice dress shoes and some accessories. Now go get a job you lazy ass.

>>608894489
You can buy BTC and then buy a crypto called "CRAVE" which has been doubling in value every few hours for days
You can also buy drugs and then sell them for more than you bought them for.
I hear you should "buy for a dollar, sell for two"

Bit of work but minimal risk- sell concessions outside sporting events. My friend's kid plays soccer so he is always at matches on the weekends and he packs a cooler full of bottled water, soda, etc. and snacks that he buys cheap at costco and resells for 5X the price. Says he brings in a couple hundred each weekend that way.

>>608900246
I have a job but barley get by.

>>608900380
I lost like $500 on crypto currency already
and I don't have the contacts for that.

>>608894489
>>/biz/
they'll teach you to piss away your money on worthless shit

>>608894489
Give it to me, and in 2weeks i'll give you £2000 back.... Honest

Drugs

>>608897153
sounds like you're the one who lost on stocks

>>608894489
Premium bonds.
You don't get any interest buy you can win money every month.

Have £1500 worth and have won about £200 in the past 3yrs. (Better than bank interest that's for sure)

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Buy cheap shit from China, resell it on ebay

>>608894489
>>608894489
Invest into small cap stocks like Bedrocan or TheScore App
Questrade

>>608900917
You asked how you can make more money with $1000. I told you how. Its not my problem if you are too scared cause you lost money before or you don't know how to buy/sell drugs. I did my part, you want to make excuses, so Fuck off.

>>608900725
Works, soccer moms love snacks.
In middle school i sold sodas from my locker since they couldn't do it in the caffeteria wen't great. Sold bought them for about 1$ each and sold for 2,5-3$ each.

>>608901355
Nope actually, I don't really gamble. I get no rush or joy out of it. I find it rather boring so don't ever gamble.

>>608901920
fucking hilarious. i sold them from a cooler at construction sites.

>>608894489
>Buy 3 balls
>stand on a corner
>juggle balls
>put hat on the ground
>people put money in hat

>>608894489
Save it, put in a savings account and collect interest. Done.

>>608902155
I said save not loose

Interest rate < inflation rate

>>608896921
That's a brilliant picture! hahahaha

>>608902042
Generally, it's bitter people who lost money in the market that consider it gambling. If you don't like to gamble, cool. But don't think that the stock market is "gambling" just because the majority of idiots use it that way.

In other news, I need to download 250 gigs worth of something in 3 days. Any ideas?

Cut it in half

>>608902261
>loose
retard detected

>>608899528
>the odds are pretty dam good

they literally arent

Give me the money

>>608901471
Premuim bonds WERE good but now suck. Don't get them.

>>608902330
But is is in fact gambling. You place a bet(buy stock) and its up to lady luck if your stock goes up or not. There is no way to predict how a certain stock will go. Its just a guessing game. You could trying investing before they realse a new product if you know their quarterly goals but that's still a guess. You can't tell how the public will react.

>>608894489
nutraceuticals.

buy diet pills (usually around $2-$4 per bottle - 250 to 500 bottles)
sell on Amazon for $30-$50 per bottle.
Do the math:
Spent $1000, made $7,500 - $25,000

Rinse and repeat.
My clients are high school dropouts who are millionaires.

>>608902590
Every roll has a certain payout rate and trust me its more than just a $1000. So if he were to get the entire thing he would more than likely make more than $1000.

>>608899528
This has to be bait.

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>>608902376
anime

>>608902783
You're confusing the fact that there are elements of luck with the idea that the entire enterprise is dependent on it.
It's not. I'm sure you can think of lots of things that you could make an educated guess and be right about way more than 50%, although never 100.

>>608894489
drugs

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>>608902994

meh 1000 isnt much to invest with so buy and resell drugs is about your best bet. If you can save it and get like 10 grand then invest it.

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Build a box that says, cans help buy necessity's.
find someplace that will let you leave the box in their parking lot.
>Morons donate cans
>You sell cans for the aluminum
see poorly drawn pic

>>608902994

What kind of pills?

>>608903425

I have 10 grand. What should I invest it in?

Charge people a dollar to get their picture taken with 100 dollars

No way in hell am I buying scratch offs.

>>608904315
open a nail salon

Take the grand and save it for the bank.

Sit down for half an hour and figure out a Craigslist scam. What I did was sold pirated FL studio for $50 to teenagers who want to all be l33t brostep producers. Only made like less than 200 because one of the kids dads watched over my shoulder and was pissed it wasn't a disc version. I wrote a random serial number down on a piece of paper and told him to download the trial version and enter that code in if he ever wanted to activate on a new cpu

>>608895367
this
making easy 500€ profit in 1 night

>>608904315
depends on your level of risk.
if risk averse, low payout shit like CD's
if more risk tolerant, stock in reputable companies

>>608904480
Although note that its just my extreme laziness keeping me from making a lot more off of this. Do it with whatever you want, fl studio was just the only ripped program I've ever gotten a decent copy of.

>>608904704
CD = risk free

You lose money no matter what. Inflation is higher than return.

>>608904890
Can I buy shit like fake nikes and sell them on craigslist?

Do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7YSXCp8tpc

>>608904229
well it breaks down into three categories:
1. Diet
2. Male Enhancement/Muscle
3. Skin

So top products are diet pills, like Garcinia, Green Coffee, Forskolin etc.

Then comes male enhancement, which could mean anything from dick pills, libido enhancers, anything sexual related or muscle building (amino acids) or testosterone boosting.

Skin care is obvious, skin creams, beauty creams, under eye stuff, but that is usually more expensive.

Best thing to do is choose a diet pill, and then get some kind of cleanse product (colon cleanse) to sell along side with it.

>>608904953
Sneakerheads know their shit so I'd avoid that

>>608904894

So why do people ever get CDs?

>>608904315
see>>608902994

just re work the math with a $10,000 investment instead of $1000

>>608905013
and u just sell this chit on amazon?

>>608895367
>baby lax

glycerin??

>>608904894
inflation may very well outweigh.
but you'll lose even more by mattressing it.

>>608904383
This would work with a million dollars

>>608905066
How about fake oakleys and other shit?

>>608905087
there was a time (6 years ago or so) when the return was 4-5X what it is now

>>608896067
buying gold first would be more interesting actually

>>608905013

How can you buy this stuff so cheaply, and then sell it so high?

Is this just a case of economies of scale, buying cheap in bulk, and then selling dear to individuals? Or are these products less than what the claims suggest? Are the products legit or are they cut with anything to save costs? You're getting a 15 fold ROI which is crazy high.

>>608905087
Parents don't want them blowing their money.

But you're gaurunteed to get what you put in and you'll get more than what you put in. Only if you go for like 10 grand plus. They're really just an alternative to locking it up in a trust fund so you get a bit more out of it. My 10 grand from when my dad lost his job unjustly is in there, honestly I'd rather it be in there too BC I'd blow it all on vidya or stupid shit

Loan sharking gets the best return on money. But you need some big guys to back you up if someone doesn't pay up.

>>608905123

Alright, but who do you buy from?

>>608905194
yep start out on Amazon, they even have their own fulfillment centers, so you would essentially never have to leave your computer.

You buy the product from any private label nutraceutical company, then have them ship it out to your Amazon fulfillment center, sit back and watch the money roll in.

Then if you get big, you can leave amazon and go with a better fulfillment center. most nutraceutical companies actually offer there own fulfillment (but it's a little pricey, so don't bother until you've established your brand on Amazon).

then later down the road if you get REALLY big, you'll want to look into merchant processing, traffic sources, CRM, etc. but that's usually only if you're moving like 20,000+ bottles a week. I have a few clients moving 50K bottles of fucking garcinia a week. Dr. Oz gets all those fat housewives talking about a certain product, then we sell the shit out of it.

>>608905413
That's more the ticket. Sell douchebag stuff. Or just straight up tell them the items in question are fake and that you got one extra by a packaging mistake

>>608905666
Devil giving advice about doing illegal shit. Nice try satan.

>>608905808
> Supplier trying to sell his crap to a sucker.

>>608905413

I'm currently working in Indonesia, where a lot of legit stuff is made in factories - big brands like Nike, Banana Republic, Colombia, Guess, Hilfiger, etc. These are sold locally at a fraction of the retail cost in the West, I mean 90% less, and it's not fake, it's real. I always thought about exporting this stuff to campuses in the West. Uni students would love this stuff, no?

>>608905595
the products are "all natural" so the FDA doesn't regulate the claims (for the most part). do they actually work? probably not.

but it doesn't mater if the products work or not, you're selling hope in a bottle, and that shit is priceless.

Also, yes, because you're buying in bulk, you get it for super cheap. This industry is where it's at, I'm tellin you. Dr. Oz is the fucking mastermind lol

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>>608902783
Why do you think people get paid to invest peoples' stocks for them?

>>608905808

I saw some of these offer customized labels. Should I do that or just use the stock brand names?

>>608905695
buy them from any private label nutraceutical company (google it).

typically they'll all have stock labels that you can use, or you can pay a little more and design your own (i would just start out with the stock labels)

Ok you don't even need money to make money with the system I am going to tell you about.
print a fake certificate saying you are a certified senior citizens self defense instructor, go to park boards that have senior centers, go to higher class senior living centers, churches, ect ect ect. Teach them how to swing a cane, swing a purse, and some other crap. You collect the dough. sell shirts and hats to them that say the class name. more dough.

>>608906095
Would be able to sell it on ebay here.

>>608906031
I'm B2B so I don't sell to actual consumers. that would be your job. The funny thing is, this stuff sells itself. Oprah and Dr. Oz do all the marketing for you.

>>608905884
Loan sharking can be legal. Payday advance, pawnbrokers, ect.

>>608905884

In Canada, loansharking is legal. They don't call it loansharking, but the legal maximum rates are clearly usurious. As a Canadian, who is accustomed to lots of government safeguards against scammers, I was surprised to learn that this is entirely legal. It made me want to open a lending business myself. I still might, once I save enough.

>>608906237
probably just start out doing the stock labels. It will cost a little more to do the custom label thing, but it's up to you.

A custom label can really help distinguish your brand from the other guys on Amazon doing this.

spend it all on different stocks of very secure companies like intel or ibm or facebook. stuff like that WILL go up in a couple years

>>608906487
How would I market this btw?

>>608906298

Probably. I could open an ebay account, and then ship it out. I'm pretty sure ebay works in Indonesia.

>>608894489
saw it a bond film and it makes a bit of sense buy foreign gold that's cheap but still valuable and pure and sell it in/ to countries with a higher selling price
rinse and repeat should theatrically make more money but you'd probably have to pay tax on it so you could just smuggle it in

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>>608906516
Yeah Myspace is doing awesome now

>>608894489
Scanner and printer.

>>608906255

How long have you been doing this? And what's the competition like?

Scumbag tier:

Fake a donation. If you know your
shit about publisher make a few packets at a library about some sort of charity (selling candy for red cross) with prices. Print out little 'thanks you! Receipts with a random address on it (not a number BC if they decide to call it to make sure its legit you're in deep shit, addresses they'd have to drive to). Then get a younger relative and go out a couple dozen miles to a random community (DONT go to the suburbs. Go for a kinda poor town.) Get him to go door to door "selling" shit saying all donations go to whatever you've decided, promise him 1/5th cut or whatever you want. Go town to town.

Have been debating on doing this for a while but haven't been in a dark enough place

>>608906700
You gotta ship from inside USA tho. Everyone seems Indonesia and think it's fake.

>get scissors
>cut money
>more money

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>>608906888
3 snowmen in a row

>>608906980

Yeah you're right. Hmmm...I don't know anyone in the USA that i can sell to, who can resell to final buyers

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>>608906769
Sounds legit.

>>608906625
Facebook is kind of decent to start out with. I would def create a facebook for your brand, and jump all over social media in general.

And eventually you will want to have your own website/landing page where people can purchase directly. Start out with Amazon doing straight sales, and then maybe branch off into risk free trials. Honestly, most of the marketing is already done for you via the Dr. Oz show. Find out what product he's pushing and then jump all over it.

>>608906157
It's true. Mainly b/c people have really dumb ideas when it comes to picking stocks.

>>608907274
I might be able to work something out with you.

Email me at [email protected]

>>608906907
competition is stiff, but it's easy to get started and make decent money (with virtually little work). You could essentially do all of this from a laptop, and never see one bottle of product. Getting to the point of moving 50K bottles a week takes time, and money, and the right resources. But you could just kick it, selling 1-2K bottles a month and make very decent money. Live very comfortably, and totally legally.

I've been in this industry for only about 4 years now, but I will say this: it does NOT take a genius to make money here. My clients cant even construct a simple email, but they're making shit loads of money doing this.

>>608894489
Buy low sell high.

>>608907460

Alright. I'll shoot you an email

>>608894942
this guy is right, bitcoin mining is dead, the only thing how you could benefit from it is to buy the bitcoin minign device and after it paid itself off, sell it quickly, but it's risky as fuck and isn't worth it.

>>608894489
Give it to me

>>608894993
>interest rates going up
>recommending pm
good luck faggot

I was always good handicapping the ponies.
Give me a shot.

buy a QP

find some stoners

sell them $300/OZ, $160/half oz, $100 quarters

sell that shit, net at least $200 if you don't smoke

>>608907664
how do i contact you?

Start a Ponzi Scheme.
Nothing fancy or big, just offer a 30% to 50% interest on the investments.
Once it's gotten big enough, dump it and run.

>>608908004
i was too, but they caught me outside a stable carrying a bat.

>>608895367
I hate you people, you ruin all good blow. I remember I used to be able to do a line and my face went numb, not only that, it would last for an hour.now you can't do a line without having to take a shit, and it barely does anything.

>>608908460
>>608907664

Seriously, give us your contact info. Interested in becoming a client.

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>>608909306
Yes what this guy said.

>>608894489
cut it in half. now you have two of everything

>>608909495

I'll jump in and say ditto, too.

>>608909238
that's because morons started stepping on everything they touched, regardless of quality

>>608909306
>>608909495
>>608909658
>>608907664

I'm 100% serious here, I know this is 4chan and all, but send us a temp email or something on becoming a client. I've got the capital to start now, just not sure what the good suppliers would be.

>>608909306
>>608909658

He did a pretty good job telling you what you need to do

>>608902783
God damn your dumb.. Fucking idiot baby child nigger dumb.. Holy fuck

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Selling pot illegally is one of the worst ways this nigger can invest his money on.

He should instead buy his medcard and use the grand to buy a really good grow op and buy some potent strains and then sell his crops to local dispensaries, shit maybe even your stupid nigger idea and sling some on the streets too. He'll be netting as long as he maintains his operation.

That and growing/selling shrooms, it's like a 85 dollar investment and you can yield huge amounts and sell an 8th of that shit on the streets for 25-45 dorru

Shit I might just do this fuck you OP

>>608901832
You mad bruh?

>>608909790

True, but it would be nice to have his contact info, just to ask more questions which will doubtless arise if a biz is started. He really seems to know his stuff.

>>608910059
Going to cost a lot more than 1K to set up shop making weed that you can sell to dispensaries. The competition is fierce as fuck. You can't just "grow weed and sell it" and expect to compete with the legal top notch shit

>>608909839
yeah, it was "lady luck" that decided i'd make tens of thousands on Apple

>buy shitty 1980 or 1990s truck, 4wd, preferably chevy. miles irrelevant, but lower is better.
>buy lawnmower
>during spring/ summer/ fall do landscaping
>find out garbage days in area, drive around and pick up anything aluminium/copper[to test if something is aluminium vs. steel use a magnet. magnets don't attach to aluminium] when you have a feww hundred pounds of each metal sell at scrap yard
>profit
>with profits buy plow for winter/trailer/better lawnmower with bigger blade
>get hired as private snowplow[or start own private plow company-> eventually hire others and profit off of sitting around], if not in snowy area scratch plow entirely or move for the winter season

tips:
>chevy may not be the best or most reliable truck, but it's the cheapest and easiest to repair by far.
>when going door to door for landscaping don't bother with low-income neighborhoods. look in rich areas that aren't gated and areas with a high demographic of elderly people. these are the people too old or lazy to do their own work.

plow is highly reccomended as if you live in a snowy area u can work 80 hour weeks and be making 20$/hour

do secret shopper if you live in a metro area

search for IRA's that offer high returns [they exist] currently have one that pays out 22% compounding annually that i add 250-300 a month to

buy small shitty properties in population dense areas, rehab them to meet code, rent them out at $50 lower than the cheapest apartments in town.

sell drugs if you want to but be careful as it never pays out in the long run.

>>608910059
shrooms can be big profit or none at all. lots can go wrong due to the environment they naturally grow in.

Buy and sell widgets

>>608910725
>22% annually
No offense anon, but I call bullshit. Source?

Otherwise you have good tips overall. OP, listen to this guy.

>>608911176
still trying to figure out what kind of "IRA" he's talking about..

>>608910725
22%, no way, lol. Please share your secrets.

>>608910725
>22% compounding annually
I lol'd pretty strongly
or kek if you prefer

>>608911324
right? Sign me up

>>608911504
i have a friend with a bunch of cash. he asked if i could recommend a nice "conservative investment" that would pay 20-30% annually. wat a fuckin maroon