ITT: Send people in you contacts "Why haven't we fucked yet?"
"I'd consider it if you would answer your goddamned phone when I called you"
>Friend from class
"I never would have guessed you were interested. Are you drunk?"
>Some chick I hate but have to deal with to see my friend from high school
"Are you fucking high? After how you talk to me you think you call pull this bullshit?"
"because i've got anon, and because when I tried at the Christmas party last year you didn't flirt back"
I did this last night for the thread then, but it died before I got replies.
Response omg are u serious? I can't belie've u asked me this.
Me: ok bitch I'll fuck someone else
Her: Ohh shit Ur serious fuck ye. Please. fuck me
(slut twin of twin older sister's of a slut I just spoke to and made out with straight away)
don't u wish I was lying.
Me: Why haven't we fucked yet?
Mum: excuse me?
yeah what are the rules on this, just anyone in my contacts?
>Text best mate "why haven't we shagged yet?" for bantz
>Texts pic of his hairy arsehole
her: when are u free next wink face
just to be a sick cunt (feel free to call me a faggot dispute the pussy it gets pussy)
me: It IS sexier when it's not planNed
Her: ok(submissive knows her place)
her what are you doing
Me(lazy as fuck): I'm actually in the gym now
Her: damn I should probably go to the gym
: take my time to respond
she thinks I'm getting ripped when I'm just shitting and utube
Me: fucken oath Ur fat as fuck
Her: :( soo pocket
meh not a slutty convo but I'm trying to be her fantasy
Haha, I sent this to ALL my contacts by mistake. Was trying to edit them down by first selecting all then was going to uncheck certain ppl but hit send by mistake. I'm going to have to say someone hacked me or something to some of them but I responded to a few already.
Old friend haven't talked to in ages (this is odd because we have fucked) - 'Misty': haha what?
me: just answer the fucking question
Misty: wtf? who is this?
me: oops wrong number
My sister: ... no response yet ...
My neice: ... no response yet ...
My mom: ... no response yet ...
My friend's 11 year old daughter: ... no response yet ...
My male friend since childhood (Josh): you're not my type
me: dick not big enough for you?
Josh: yeah i need that thick black cock
me: damn :(
Josh: lol ur not serious
me: what? I thought you could tell by the way I stare at you all the time.
me: at least let me blow you.
Josh: no thanks
me: man, it's just a blow job. jesus. I thought you were a bro.
Josh: lol i think u need to adjust your meds
me: your dick, my mouth, tonight. [your wife] never needs to know.
Josh: ok enough fucking around i'm busy
me: call me when you are ready.
Male friend #2 (Gary): ... no response yet ...
Female friend who is friend's wife's sister and hot, 26 years old: wow i never knew you had it in you to ask something like that
me: wow i never knew you wanted it in you for me to ask something like that
me: Okay, as in, yes please fuck me like I've never been fucked before?
her: I got to see if you have the balls to go through with it or not ;)
me: Oh, I do and you WILL see them (and feel them on your chin)
her: come over Friday night ;)
me: You mean tomorrow?
me: I'll be there. Wash that pussy before I arrive.
her: I don't believe you
me: You'll be walking funny all weekend.
her: we'll see.
Around 45 other contacts ... no response yet ...
some of these are work related and some are home phones so no text.
>my friend's 11 year old daughter
This may have gotten me laid by a rather hot chick. I can't believe she basically said yes. I thought she was a slut but didn't think she would find me attractive enough. I still don't know if she actually will. She doesn't think I will show up but I'm going to.
ALRIGHT GUYS im going to message this to this girl I know at a gym i go to wish me luck
Fuck you you stupid fucking faggot. Everything about you pisses me off and I fucking hate you. Get off of the internet and never come back. I'm sick of seeing dumb fucking faggots like you infesting the internet with your dumb fucking shit.