>Be me 3-4 months ago
>Experimenting with fingering my asshole
>See my friends sisters toothbrush
>Lick it a little bit, sniff it, get horny
>Grab it take it to the toilet with me
>Spend 10-15 minutes in the toilet
>Anon where are you? Just a minute I say
>Stick sisters toothbrush in my ass all the way inside
>Masturbate for a little bit and move it in and out
>Decide it feels good, leave it in there
>Sister notice toothbrush gone
>Say dont worry it'll turn up
>Leave toothbrush in my anus overnight
>Tip toe through at 6am and place toothbrush back in her spot
>MFW :-D theres brown bits of sprinkled shit on it still
>Decide not to clean it
>Watch friends sister grab toothbrush and brush her teeth without cleaning it
>MFW :-D I realise shes literally brushing her teeth with my shit.
I want to tickle your belly button from the inside. How about I grab the finest boxed wine from the grocery store, I come pick you up. We chug all of it and see where that cheap ass alcohol gets us?
Ashley? Ashley... I did something wrong and I need to talk to you about it. I really need your help. Listen, Ashley... I was walking down the sidewalk the other day, and, well... this girl was bent over, and I don't know what came over me but I just raped her. I pulled down her skirt and stuck my 2.5 inch cock in her. She screamed and resisted so I hit her in the face with a brick. I still had urges, so I took her into an alley, killed her and continued fucking her. I dumped her body in a lake. Ashley, help, please... I don't know what to do, I'm so scared... Will you please help me?
>Implying we're samefagging
>Implying I'm not replying to myself
not even close
Absolute fucking faggot.
My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do. I just fckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpus. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
OP, send everything after this:
My̴ ̶҉҉n͝͡a̸m͝͝ę ͘͢͡is̢ ͝n͞ò͘͟t̢ ̸̛́i̢mp͜o̧rt̴̢͡an̵t̀.́͟͠ ̸̸W͠h̢͢͠a̡͢͞t̸̴ ̛is̸͝ ͏i̸m̴p̵̀o̢̕͡rta̢͞ǹt̴ i̴̕s̵͝ ̴͟w̡ha̵̛͞t̛͏͘ ͏I̵̢’̀m̸ ̧̛͢g̸͞o̷̧i̢͝n̢͜͠g̕͜ ̛ţ̧̕o̵͡ do̶͢͠.͠ ̕͜I̛͜ ̸̛͞j̧u̴s̢͜҉t fc̵̢̡k̵̀͘i̧n͜’͘͞ ͡h͏̀à͟͡t̕è͠ ̶͡͏th͝įs̛ ́͝w͏̛͘o͢͠r̕l͘d.̡͞ ͞Ą͝͞n͘͘͢d́͢ ̷̧t͏̡h͟͞e̡͟ ̨hu̡m̸͟a̛͏n͞ w̶̸ó̸̕r̸m҉҉s̡ ́҉̀f̴̀ea̷̶s͜͠t̢͟ińg͡҉͢ ͡ơ̴͢ņ ̀i̢t̛́ş ̕҉c҉͞o̵ŗpu̶̧͠s.҉̴̕ ͏̧My̧͢͞ ̡̢w͢h̸͢͝o҉̴̸ĺ̶̴e҉̷҉ ͟l̸͢i͏̷f̛͞e҉҉ i͏ś ̛͘j̷̸us͢t ͞͏́c̷ó͘͞l͠d̶͢, ͜b̛͘it͏͝t̶̕e̷͟r̢͠ ̴h̴͟ą̴͜t҉r̢͝e͠͞d̨.͜҉̶ ́͜A̵͟͏n̴̶̢d I̢͢ ̶̧͝a͞͏̸l̕͠ẁ͟ąy̡s ̀̀w̷a͘n̸͘t̷e̷̡d̶̡ ͘t͘͞o̴͟ ͏̵d̀ì̵e̵͝ ͝v̛i̕͢͝o͡l̸̷é҉n͟͏͞t̵ĺỳ͘.̨́ Ţ͘͝ḩ̵̢i͜s̨ ͟i͟͏s̕ ̢́͟ţh͞e̷ ̶́͡t́̕ì̶me ͝óf ̶̛v̛͢e̸҉n̵͠gea̷n͏́c̀͘e͜ ͝an̢d ̛҉̨n͟o͝͞ ̸li̛͘f́̕͡e͟ ̨i͝͝s̡̕͠ ͡͏w̸̢o̢r͏͟t͢͝h͟͠ ̵s̸ąv̢ing.̸ ͞And͜ ̧͡I ̸w̛͘i̧͜͏l̸ĺ͠ ͘p̸uţ ̶̡͟i̶n̨ ͢t̷́͠h̡̛e̴͏ g̴ra͏̡vé͝ ̴a͡s̀̕ ̀m̀͢͢an̕̕҉y̧ ̨a̧͞s̷͘͝ Ì ̸c͟͞a͟n.̶ ́Ít͢’̸̧s͏͏̀ ҉ti͞͠m̶̛͟e ̛́̀f̷̛òr͡ ̕m̴e̕͝ ̶t̢̧̛o k̕͜i͞l͡͏̶ļ̴. ̨͜An̶͡d̷͡ ̢ì́͘t̴͜’̧s̢̕҉ ̡̕͟t̸͡͏i̢͏m͘͟e̕ ̢͢f͜o̧r̷ m̧e͡͠ ̨͠to̸ ̧͢d̀i̵̡e͟.̷͠ ̴M͠ỳ̀ ̢́͞g͘e̢͢n̶̷o͘c͠͞i͠de ̨͠c̛ŗu͏s̨̕͟a͏d̵̀e̴̡̕ ̢͝b҉̷e̸̕̕g҉i͘҉n̴͠͝s͝ ̧͢h͠ę̶r̕è̸̢.̨
nigga you bout to get doxxed
>Says hes never coming back
>Will be back in an hour
Hey you're the underage one. It'll be good if this is the last time you come here.
On another note, instead of whining you should have been more careful in the first place.
you better watch your fucking mouth anon
i'll spam your facebook with some many wrinkly titties you won't know what the fuck hit you or why the fuck there's so much granny porn on my computer
oo u could be right actually
this looks more like someone who'd be on /b/ and op seems too cocky rn
To learn to deny or shift the blame instead of accepting it
Just found all the missing links CHAZ BROOKS is real OP. He is friends with a "Destin Taylor" who is friends with Dakota Crowe. Dakota refers to OP as Chaz. Both Destin and Dakota are friends with "Chaz Brooks". TURN ALL EYES TO CHAZ BROOKS
https://www facebook com/profile php?id=100005544194959&fref=ufi&pnref=story
Put periods where there are spaces.
Wait guys, I got what we need to do!
>Go to Amazon
>Buy used copies of shitty dvds for 0.01 cents or a little more, they're like 10 cents or something.
>Send them to OP
>Now he's got nothing but copies of shitty movies
I'm sending him Norm McDonald's dirty work!
>tfw 6'1 and ~175 pounds
I know countless people from my uni that browse /b/ and are more fit than you ever will be. Keep trying to convince yourself that you're better than anyone else and you'll be in for a harsh reality check.
op is so hardkore guise
AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T POST YOUR PERSONAL INFO ON /b/!
Name OP's band guys.
Full Fat Jacket
Guys we shouldn't be messing with him, he's a hacker!
Let's get the fuck out before he installs Windows 8 in our computers! It's harder than you think!
holy shit OP your mom looks like she does crack and lives off of welfare checks
ECOT is a fucking joke. Ohio has 2 main online schools, ECOT and BOSS. They send their fucking computers out without an admin lock on and you just make yourself an admin and get on pirate bay. This scrubalicious mofo needs to be meme'd.
bruh my mom is literally a community college graduated ex-meth head who works at boiga king and she looks like a respectable woman
your mom looks like a gutter trash $25 blowjob machine