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What would you do if Yellowstone erupted?

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What would you do if Yellowstone erupted?
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Become the bison king and migrate across the ashen country enforcing my will on all the charred plebs.
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Die, as would many, many other people around the entire continent.
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>>608756698

fap
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i live in the far east of the us, i dont give a fuck
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Post on 4chan
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>>608756698
make some webms of the best scenes and move on with my life.
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>>608757183
i live on the other side of the world and i am pretty scared of yellowstone erupting. could cause a long winter.
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>>608757592
ganna happen sooner or later
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>>608757592
more time to play comfy vidya
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>>608757183
There'd be a huge change in weather patterns by you.
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>>608756698
buy every non-perishable the nearest store, then move to the next store.

If you stock up in the first few hours after it happens, there will only be a few people doing the same as you.

By time everyone realizes that shit hit the fan, All of the food would already be mine.
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Some sort of party I think
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There is only one solution.
We must strike first.
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>>608756698

do a barrel roll
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>>608756698
Go to Europe, specifically one of the social democrat countries after a quick in-airport Wikipedia search. I'd probably be much happier if such a thing happened.
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I would be fucked since I live about 80~ miles from Yellowstone.

Anyone in Montana would be fucked. So I guess I'd just try to go quickly.
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gather food like a landwhale that had to walk 2 miles in a mcdonalds... also fuck my gf as many times as possible in name of reproducing
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>>608758727
Yea and when they determine you're the guy who was doing it they'll all storm your mom's house to raid you.
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>>608759686
SEE YOU IN HELL MONTANA /B/RO
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>>608756698
Probably watch it on the news for a bit, go take a shit - then afterwards carry on with rest of the day...
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>>608759686
See you in valhalla
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>>608759842

Yep. We're fucked.
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>>608759778
Not when I have a bug out home in southern Kentucky.

got a swanky ass lake front apocalypse shelter nigger.
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>>608760252
The whole midwest would be fucked. As a NH bro I might have a chance of not dying immediately but the jet stream would carry all that ash to fuck my ass up.
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>>608758727
>>608758727
You really think you can just walk in a store and buy supplies when shit hits the fan?
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>>608760259
I'm in Billings, so at least I'll have time for a fap
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>>608760671

Columbus here.. So not far from you.
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>>608756698
>Yellowstone erupted
Wut mate ?
if this appen we are all fucked up
this volcano is not just a volcano
its a super volcano.
it is huge
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Just remember that Russia said they only need one nuke to fuck up the US. They said they just target yellowstone to fuck up the entire US.
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Cross my fingers cause I'm in Colorado and that's way too fucking close
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>>608760787
Oh shit nigger I was there last week
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Live in SoCal so I'll be rest in rip
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Probably die since im in PA
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>>608756698
i would watch The Road. then go out and live it.
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>>608761127

It sucks here. Isn't much better in Billings.

You have skype? Always up to meeting new people.
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>>608757592
I guess that would solve our global warming problem then.

>protip: global warming is a myth
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>>608760645
Not everyone in bfe Kentucky would realize the danger they're in until it's too late. Well, where I'm at, that is.

Most people wouldn't start stocking up until the news told them how fucked everyone is.

I plan on stocking up as soon as I hear the news. I'm taking instantly dropping everything and buying everything I can.
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>>608757183
where do you think people would migrate too you fucking retard. East coast can barley handle the squatters as it is, add x10 more homeless people and i'll go third world.
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>>608756698
Depends what time of the year it is.
There's about a 1/4 chance I'd be dead.
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>>608760885

>fuck up the rest of the planet a week later
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I would mourn Yogi Bear.
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>>608757036
This is the only outcome that would happen
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>>608760614
Another NH bro here i think all we'd get is 2 or 3 inches of ash on the ground. Either that or i'm just being optimistic
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>>608761417
No skype, but shoot me your number or some shit here [email protected]
Email expires in 10 minutes though
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>>608760885
Nobody is going to be using a fucking nuke. The moment any country launches a nuke the whole planet is absolutely fucked. If Russia nuked us, we'd nuke them twice. We'd wipe all life right off the face of the planet in under a week. Nobody is stupid enough to risk that shit.
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>>608761988


Sent.
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Pray that it wiped out most of the liberals/democrats in the US.
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>>608761601
I guarantee at least 100 people in your immediate area would have the same plan. How much canned food is on that shelf?
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Couldn't we just fuckin drill small holes through it to slowly release pressure and save the world? (I don't know shit about volcanoes)
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>>608761601
>waiting to hear the news to start stocking up

It would already be too late.You gotta be one of those preppers who has a bunker full of canned goods in his backyard if you wanna survive, mang!
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>>608762465
I don't think that would work
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>>608756698
>>608756698

Die like the rest of you
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>>608761601
I guarantee at least 100 people in your immediate area have the same plan. Hoe much canned food do you think the store has? It would become a looting free for all within 30 minutes of the eruption.

Did you see what happened when the food stamp system crashed for like 4 hours? Dindus went full apeshit nationwide.
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when news of a snow storm happens, all the milk, bread, eggs, and canned foods are gone within 8 hours. news of a caldera going off will clean out the stores weeks before the caldera goes off.
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Godammit every time i have to do something there's an interesting thread.

Can anyone give me a play by play of what exactly would happen if Yellowstone erupted?
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>>608762245
>central USA
If anything it'll kill about the same number of both.
So we'd still be fucked at 50/50.
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>>608762167
Got it. I'll send you an email when I get home
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>>608761657
not in my virginia
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>>608756698
65% of the US would be a hole in the ground. 50+% of the world would be covered in ash. Dark nights for years and years and years. Volcano Winter. Yes, we would all die.
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>>608762940
caldera in yellow stone has been acting up. huge giant uber volcano. would make kilimanjero (sp) look like a poprock
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>>608762940
Immediate area within a few hundred miles of Yellowstone fucked. Mudslides of ash, ash several feet deep. Impossible to drive even for the best 4x4. Raining burning debris. Fires everywhere. Toxic clouds that suffocate you.

Ash would be carried high into the atmosphere and weather would be changed worldwide. Possible nuclear winter type situation.
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Could that plan from South Park work?

Digging a trench and letting the lava flow somewhere else, like into the pacific ocean.
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>>608760872
Not true. Only real eruption effects would be under 60-80 miles. The rest of the world would just be in a very long winter, ash would be everywhere in the skies and humans would have to try very hard to survive.

Ash will cause bad air, meaning plants won't be able to survive easily, which means less food.
Asthma cases would rise rapidly.
Almost the whole of the US, Canada, Mexico, Caribbean kind of areas would be fucked

and yeah, everywhere would be in the winter season.

Everything would be fucked basically

Correct me if I'm wrong/add to my statements
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>>608763844
Yep, pretty close. ash is heavy and hard to breathe. So you basically suffocate.
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>>608762940
it'd be aired on the news
mass panick
ppl looting shit everywhere
some ppl die in us nobody gives a fuck cuz
they have fucks to give about themselves
world covered in ash
winter for some years (i thought 5-30)
some ppl survive and get to repopulate
the world becomes retards cuz inbreeding
OP is one of them
OP is happy
what im trying to say is
OP is a glorious winged faggot and all of us will probably be dead with the exception of like 1000 ppl worldwide
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>yfw i have 1 quintillion eels
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>>608759675
>Go to Europe, specifically one of the social democrat countries after a quick in-airport Wikipedia search.

Europe, that continent that is downwind from the prevailing currents over north america... the air currents that will have closed every airport in the US, because of the volcanic ash in the air, from the Yellowstone eruption, which will be orders of magnitude bigger than for instance, the eruption of eyjafjallajökull in 2010?

Yeah. Good luck taking off.
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>>608764807
he can fly there since he's a glorious winged faggot
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>>608763800
Sorry to say, It would not. It is believed that the caldera is a lava pool, and that it is a "hub" for the lava tunnels in the Earth. If you could drain it, it would never stop.

The question is if the caldera explodes like a Volcano, or sinks like a sink hole.
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>>608762465
The black science man should do research on this
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Northern Canada, far North
ill ride fucking polar bears, this is my continent now fuckers
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Yes, atmospheric ash would go everywhere. No, the world won't fucking die.
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figure i would eat my food till it ran out. eat my pets till they were gone. then waddle out into the ash filled streets a few hours after the shit hit the fan looking for food.
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>>608765948
Pretty hard to spot europe on that map though, so i'll just go on being a socialist when it erupts
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>>608765948
It will cause an iceage.
woo cali
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>>608766132
You will eat your pets after a few hours, pretty hungry dude
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>>608765948
is that an innie or an outie ash map? kinda makes a difference.
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>>608756698
buy all the property for super cheap and build an underground base fit for a super villain
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>>608766518
thats months after
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>>608766266
wew lad
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>>608757036
> continent
You mean globe
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probably die
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>>608756698
Imagine that the moment Yellowstone erupts and the whole US is in chaos, the Russians would attack.
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>>608766518
are you 9?
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>>608756698
Head south into mexico and I would not stop until I hit Brazil.
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>>608756698
RIP
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>>608756698
I would stomp on the gas if I saw the herd headed at me like that. Don't care where I'm goin but I'd get there in a hurry.
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>>608758727
While idiot anon is buying food, I'm buying weapons and ammo.

Then me and my buddies hit up idiot anon's house.
He won't have all the food for long.
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>>608756698
idk. Die probably.
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>>608760357
McCreary County?
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>>608762245
lol
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>>608767664
That would be the perfect scenario for doomsday. The first thing America would do is nuke the fuck out of everything 20X over.
If you aint a single celled organism, you aint survivin.
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>>608765948
WEST COAST BEST COAST MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>608756862

kek

I'd rape some bitches
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>>608756698
so the jet stream is going to disperse it mainly east, but by 1000 miles out, there will be a 40% spread increase on the ash clout, covering an area potenitally 800-1200 miles wide. the best places to be are in the far south east (think miami) and an arc covering from the pacific northwest to western texas, the further south you go, the better. the ash cloud from yellowstone will be somewhere around 2500 times the size of Mt. Helens, and will cover a large portion of the northern hemisphere.

HOWEVER
it will likely be several hundred if not several thousand years before the next eruption, unless a supermassive earthquate (9.0) or above hits within a few hundred miles around it (this has not happened since pre-history)
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>>608762091
>has no idea how nuclear attacks work
You do realise the Russians won't send one missile at a time right? Chances are Russians have developed stealth technology like any first world country. This will enable them to fire large quantities of nukes at once knocking out the US and it's defence. The US would physically have to see the nuke coming to stop it and this would not give them enough time to counter, and even if they did, the Russians could easily stop it as most of the US capabilities are wiped out.

Gg
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>>608761950
optimistic. the entire north half of the us is gonna be under 12 inches of ash.

>JUST REMEMBER EVERYONE, ASH PACKS HEAVIER THAN SNOW, 12 INCHES OF ASH IS EQUIVALENT TO 6FEET OF SNOW
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Head to my garage where i have a few supplies and a few gas masks thanks to having a family that is in construction.

Then I would gather my loved ones which would end up being like 20 people since friends would wanna bring their relatives etc...

We would head underground, there's a pretty secure basement right underneath us that has lots of room and a block away is a powerplant which i'm sure has an underground facility too.

From there i would create teams that would go out and search for food and supplies, team A goes in the morning Team B in the afternoon, Team C in the evening.

Together we'd try to ride out the ice age or ash age or whatever.
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I wouldn't even care because I live in Germany.
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>>608770262
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>>608770339
that ash will be a mile above your doorstep in a matter of days.
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>>608756698
i would just start raping, the world is gonna end might as well just do it
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>>608756698
id probably just survive cause im not a fucking pleb. what the fuck, srsly

>2015, not being ready for anything

you fucked, you all are fucked
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>>608770008
No, please shut the fuck up.

Alaska probably has more nukes than the rest of the world combined. Same w/ Guam, or in middle of the Pacific ocean.

There is no counters to MAD.
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>>608756698
Murder my neighbors family, then force her to fuck me with a strap on while i fuck her mothers corpse
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>>608770834
So what is ash some impenetrable force that i can't dig through with a shovel or an axe?
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>>608771045
Great plan you detailed you fucking fat faggot.
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>>608756698
Roll
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die
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>>608771236
holy shit how stupid are you? A super volcano would throw enough ash into the air to block the sun for years you dope. It's not an issue of the ash needing shovelling off your driveway.

Fucking plebeians.
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>>608771148
>implying the Russians would be completely oblivious to the fact that the us have nukes in Alaska
Let's face it, all super powers will know where ALL their competitors silos and bases are, even the top secret ones because of corruption and spying. This means the first to strike wins. Also please note we are not in the cold war anymore. Well atleast not the old cold war
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>>608771729
Will it just stay in the sky for years or will it eventually settle, because if it settles on the ground it can be dealt with.
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Wisconsinfag here, quick response is key. I would pack my car with what I think I would need only, no shit on the roof or anything outside the car unless i'm prepared to let looters steal it. Next i'd fuel up and fill 2 5 gallon cans while i'm there, last would be to stop at the local Walmart and at least try for more supplies. You never know, I could make it there 30 minutes to an hour after the news breaks and things could still be relatively calm. I would bring minimal water; this is the midwest, you can't go 10 feet without running into a lake or stream.

Final part of the plan; head east, shoot for Maine if I can make it. I drive an 03 diesel VW wagon, I can make it 700 miles on one tank, add 10 gallons to that and my range would be somewhere between 1000-1200 miles

Don't stop for shit, avoid the freeways and major cities, country highways only. I should be able to make it there within 24 hours. Making a case for whatever community I end up in to keep me shouldn't be too difficult, I've been in the military for 4 years and have been a paramedic for 3.

All of this is assuming i'm not at work when it erupts, that would set me back a few hours

If my guard company gets called up, which they probably will then fuck the plan, i'm staying
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>>608770008
>has no idea how nuclear attacks work
russia 1st world country?
Any country with military satalites can see if a nukes has been launched, there is no stealth to intercontinental nukes
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Go to an area highly populated with newfags, get them all in a building, and Allahu Akbar the fuck out of it.
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>>608762940
Everyone in North America would die. The rest of the world would go into an Ice Age that could last hundreds/thousands of years or might not ever end.
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>>608759686
You would die instantly
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>>608772147
Go tell /k/ that, they'll have a field day w/ you.
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>>608772427
Yes Russia technically is and yes there is stealth technology to current nuclear missiles. Firstly you think a satellite can watch everywhere at once? And secondly as I stated before, this is not the cold war, nuclear warheads are extremely small compared to what they used to be and could be fit in a smaller missile compared to the 1970's where it had to. E strapped to a huge rocket. Do some research b4 you post
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>finland
>probably wouldnt even notice
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>>608756698
Enjoy a few dark days and maybe a couple of cold winters since I'm on the east coast.
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>>608772931
>telling someone who browses /k/ to go there.
Right ok
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>>608756698
fap.
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>>608756698
So what exactly happens? We all end up one big Detroit?
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>>608772311
panic in year zero
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>>608756698
laugh
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>>608773964
Despite what the media tells you Detroit is not a lake of fire and ash it just has a lot of niggers.
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>>608756698
Probably die after a while.
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>>608772660

Krakatoa erupted in 1883. It may have been a super volcanic eruption. Life seems to still be thriving. Yellowstone erupting wouldn't cause a 5 year ice age. Much less 100+. Fucking retarded mongrels.
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>>608756698

"well, shit, volcanic winter is going to suck"
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>>608761373
You'd be fine, so long as you have food and water. Ammunition for your rifle too, since crime will sky rocket.
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I thought this might be an interesting read as I like end of the world scenarios. However, some of you are extremely delusional. It's like you watched Panic In the Year Zero and thought it was a legitimate disaster guide.
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>>608773399
do you really see any conflict in your lifetime escalating to a point where russia or usa would want to nuke each other, bot are fucking retarded, but really no one is going to nuke anything
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>>608759209
I hit ctrl+f just now after finding this thread, with 'barrel'. Hope was all but gone, it being 2015 I figured the old ways are all lost... Not today. Am proud son.


>>608756698
A barrel roll.
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>>608774081
>panic in year zero
You had the same thought I did. That movie is hilariously bad.
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>>608756698
Invest in air filters and ammo.
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>>608774566
Never said they were. I'm just informing faggots who get their knowledge of nuclear war and politics from outdated shitty films and computer games
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>>608774782
Like you have any money to invest.
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>>608774566
The only country that we know for sure would deploy a nuclear weapon is the USA, because they're the only country that's done it.
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>>608774211
So the media is downplaying the situation there? How awful.
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>>608775161
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I've got a real expensive watch that I will use to bribe a pilot to fly my family and ex's new husband out of the US. See you suckers!
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>>608775074
Yeah when they were fighting fucking slanty eyed farmers. Let's see how they cope with an equal/more powerful competitor
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>>608761657
3rd world is going to deport your lazy ass back to the ashes
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>>608775304
Planes won't work volcanic ash would destroy the engines.
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>>608756698
Fucking KMS ASAP. Fuck living through a year of darkness and having to wear gasmasks like its some Metro 2034 shit fuck that.
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If Yellowstone erupted , I would probably be on my knees in a prayer postion going

"Thank fuck I live in England, I always knew England was the home of god himself/herself as god wouldn't shit on his on doorstep"

(no super bad weather ,no earthquakes,no 50 mile fires that need planes dropping water on them)

And then after said little prayer
I would join the thousands of Englishmen and women that would go to America to help out as America is kinda our closest ally/friend and has our back when we are in the shit (world wars,etc)
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>>608775074
seriously? that was 80 years ago, people are completely different now and both ussr and usa did thousands of nuclear tests ussr even did a 50mt one and ussr had a plan in pipelines to mke a nuclear bomb as big as a ship to destroy the whole fucking world if nazi germany won the invasion.
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>>608775731
>Planes won't work volcanic ash would destroy the engines.
You're not up with recent movie plots, I guess. Also missing obvious sarcastic comment.
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>>608775731
i remember a couple years ago when some volcano maked eruption somewhere near iceland and some aerolines had to change their routes a cause de
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>>608775397
>equal/more powerful competitor
like what? the rest of the world combined?
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>>608774960
>MAD
>Outdated

Nigga you dum. As conceited as it sounds nobody fuck w/ the US w/ impunity. MAD is not exclusive to us anymore, but is probably now weaved into the fabric of alliances among every nations on this planet.
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>>608762940
875000 Megatons bad.

Think of a super volcano, basically an explosion that would send a shock wave throughout the crust. Cause multiple smaller volcanos. The dust kicks up in the air badly. A second ice age hits. Most of humanity that is left will be in the carrabeans northern africa the middle east and the pacific islands like hawaii. Everythign 30 degrees of the equator dies, even their it's like alaska, very small strip of land and everything is basically a desert. It's a big fucking cold desert with huge blocks of ice and quickly ocean lines as the water gets sucked into ice around the poles. that goes on for a couple thousand years.

basically 99 percent of humanity will die off in 100 years because it will be slow
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>>608756698
laugh
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>>608776176
damn... you have seen some shit
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>>608776303
>trying to be patriotic for damage control
>loses all sense of reasoning when losing
No Russia and China could both take the usa in both a nuclear and a army driven war.
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>>608757072
this
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Would continue to not care.
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>>608761373
Fellow PA fag here, we'd probably be fine besides ash and a ton of shitheads out west coming east.
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>>608776336
I don't think MAD is relevant anymore. Politicians don't care about their allies anymore, they care about their own wellbeing. The UN and all other treaties mean jack shit now says.
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Us humans are fucking cockroaches. We'll survive somehow. Who knows, maybe if it erupts in our lifetime, Russia and the U.S. will put aside it's differences and help U.S.
I like calling it the Ash age, ice age is sounds boring.

Sorry for bad English friends
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>>608776797
China, definitely. Russia? Nah. Russia only ever wins its wars against enemies who possess superior numbers, technology and strategy because those armies are retarded enough to step foot into Russia, then get snowed in and the Russians ride in to take advantage of their retardation.

Seriously, look at just about any time Russia's ever been invaded.
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>>608776797
like china would help russia
and seriously do you thing russia will have any allies if a war erupts between them, nato alone could beat russia
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>>608756698
I'm across the fucking ocean. I think I'll be okay
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>>608777894
if there would be a war if would it would be in europe, russia invades its neighbor countries use steps in, china uses the chance to fuck over usa, this would ofc never happen
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>>608777894

You people are so completely delusional. China has 1... that's 1 aircraft carrier. If we brought all of ours home we'd have 10... do you understand the air superiority that comes from a 10-1 aircraft carrier advantage. We also have over 4500 nuclear weapons. China's stockpile is less than 500. Until the blacks and mexicans overtake us beautiful light skinned mother fuckers in population, and completely ruin this country, we're nigh on untouchable.
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>>608777894
Yeah but note how Russia gives zero fucks about their soldiers and has a huge army while in the usa one solider gets taken hostage by mudslimes and they are willing to pay huge ransoms and huge amounts of money on resources to get them back
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Past eruption area map.
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>>608774339
Yellowstone going off would be about 50 times more powerful than krakatoa. Weak comparison you fuck.
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Past eruption ash depth and distribution.
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>>608767664
If they had the nerve to do that and other anon responding is correct, we would not nuke them, we would triple nuke them, hell send 2 more just because. Try the United States, they really want to make an example of someone these days..
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>>608779381
in war times enemy doesnt ask for money to exchange prisoners, usa and russia can mobilize around 800k to 1.5mil soldiers, usa has professional army russia has angry teenagers and old and mentally insane veterans, not even gonna start talking about air and any other superiority
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>>608780660
>obviously hasn't read the rest of the thread discussing exactly why this wouldn't happen
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>>608780660

and, hell, the US needs some more wars fast, the home front is in a dismal state - this is not how you run an empire
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>>608781181

Russian soldiers have quite some combat experience, don't be fooled
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I would sail out of New Orleans - go to Brazil and fuck shemales 24/7......
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>>608781907

That's the /b/ I know!
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>>608781498
chechen and afganistan veterans have combat experience, but the regular rus soldier is just a clueless teenager, but its not like usa soldiers have no combat experience
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>>608781907
>sail out
all the fucking water frozen
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>>608782338

that army is in a bit of a pickle, I'll give you that

their combat strenght really depends on how the generals are employing the troops they have - and afaik russia isn't at its best form in that department either
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I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
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>>608782545
Look on the bright side, Yellowstone erupting will solve global warming.
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>>608783036

Learn to swim.
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>>608783188

it'll solve a lot of things
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>>608783188
>>608783220
actually you are both right, im sick of this shitty world order all the work, money, politics, responsibilities, i could use a world wide calamity that like 20% of the people couldsurvive, i want to go back to more simpler time with oxen and wooden plows and sex without condoms
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>Some normally unlucky gambler is in vegas
>He's finally winning and he's up $100,000
>His thoughts are wandering he knows he'll finally be able to pay his rent
>He's thinking that maybe now his wife will let him see the kids again
>Suddenly there's a rumble and sirens start going off
>People start panicking as the west coast is destroyed
>His final thoughts will be how god truly didn't want him to succeed in life
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>>608775161
There goes my sides, in orbit, like the ash cloud launched from Yellowstone.
Def. wouldn't be some hundred year winter like everyone is saying, the map posted by: >>608765948
is much more accurate. Though this doesn't account for ash carried in the atmosphere and such.
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>>608756698
nothing we would be all fuqd
>its science
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>>608768901
i am curious as of what my plan would be as a fellow Washingtonian
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die
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I just hope I'm listening to this while ash starts to block out the sun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKXjv7_7A2U
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>>608756698
the only thing to do...
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>>608784903
yellowstone would cause other vulcanoes around the world to erupt thus the perfect winter
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I live in Delaware. Would I be dead?
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>>608785555
AND GET QUADS
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Well considering I'm in Montana, about 4 hours away, I'm fucked.
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>>608779690

>Miami

I'd rather just kill myself.
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>>608785947

It's a fucking super volcano, the ash can block out the sun. What do you think?
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>>608756698
Same thing I did on 9/11 after about an hour watching it on TV. Switch the channel to find out what else is on.
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>>608765948
Pretty much we will lose our bread and corn basket and many people will be fucked by that. Also lose a shit ton of cattle.
>>
but what will actually happen, people in this thread seem to be getting side tracked with war against Ruskies for some reason.

what would actually happen to the planet if Yellowstone erupted?
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>>608785555
>>608785994
Chechechechecked
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>>608779690
So like 10% of the population is directly affected?
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>>608786519
not my corn basket
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>>608786680
>875000 Megatons bad.
>Think of a super volcano, basically an explosion that would send a shock wave throughout the crust. Cause multiple smaller volcanos. The dust kicks up in the air badly. A second ice age hits. Most of humanity that is left will be in the carrabeans northern africa the middle east and the pacific islands like hawaii. Everythign 30 degrees of the equator dies, even their it's like alaska, very small strip of land and everything is basically a desert. It's a big fucking cold desert with huge blocks of ice and quickly ocean lines as the water gets sucked into ice around the poles. that goes on for a couple thousand years.
>basically 99 percent of humanity will die off in 100 years because it will be slow
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>>608786428
I think if it happens, we can't do anything about it. It could never happen or it could happen tomorrow.
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>>608787224
but boats
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>>608785938
An explosion, even one of the magnitude that the super volcano would emit, would be unlikely to cause other volcanoes to erupt, volcanoes are based upon a pressure system within a contained environment. Of course it could cause openings, or allow the magma to be exposed to viscous materials, but the real issue wouldn't be other volcanoes, but rather earthquakes. Like the two massive fault lines that run through the U.S...
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOccKTbUznk

All you need to know to survive
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>>608756698
Accept death, get drunk, go to sleep, never wake up.
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>>608786834

>So like 10% of the population is directly affected?

Yea it just destroys "directly" the greatest agricultural land that feeds the world.

Not to mention the global climate change...
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>>608787284
>It could never happen or it could happen tomorrow.
it happens every 600k years, go measure its height now and 5 years later, the ground is slowly pushed up by the magma below, one day the ground wontbe able to take it anymore and pop like a zit on your face, last eruption was more than 600k years ago thats why we think its gonna happen soon
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>>608785938
Bombs have been dropped onto volcanoes in attempts to manufacture controlled eruptions, to no effect. Of course, the magnitude difference between the bombs and Yosemite would be monumentally different, but I think we'd need to see the distance between it and other active volcanoes.
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>>608788159
no sun > no warmth > no not frozen water
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>>608788737
underground facilities, svalbard etc
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I would go to egypt....with a girl.
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>>608788608
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
California fag here. Pretty close to San Francisco. How fucked would I be?
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>>608756698
It literally can't. At worst it would burst like a pustule and ooze magma for a while. This would fuck about 8 states and release a bunch of ash, but it wouldn't end the world nor usher forth a new ice age.
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>>608790061
in the asshole pretty hard, if you are in san francisko
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>>608756698
nothing, because I don`t live in that shithole country.
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>>608756698
Be very intrigued, and sad, would probably ruin the park, but I'm in another country so not a whole lot
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>>608759686
Yup same here. Even in the great funk...I'll see it coming though.
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>>608790336
Are you being serious or is that a pun about all the gays in San Francisco or both
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Get killed, in some manner.
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>>608790087
>>608790437
>>608790446

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supervolcano

educate yourselves. no sun. deal with that.
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>>608791049
both
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>>608784772
>tfw this will most certainly happen
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>>608791170
Fair, I didn't know it was a super volcano
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Kim Kardashian and her family would finally be put out of their misery. Think about it.
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>>608791843
oh soory it is only , the one of the most interesting wonders on this planet
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>>608759686
Lived in Cody, Wy for a stretch. All my friends would be dead, but I'd still probably try to call them.
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When the supervolcano at Yellowstone last erupted 640,000 years ago, the magma and ash ejected from the caldera covered most of the United States west of the Mississippi river and part of northeastern Mexico.[101] Another such eruption could threaten civilization.

Such an eruption could also release large amounts of gases that could alter the balance of the planet's carbon dioxide and cause a runaway greenhouse effect[dubious – discuss][citation needed], or enough pyroclastic debris and other material might be thrown into the atmosphere to partially block out the sun and cause a volcanic winter, as happened in 1816 following the eruption of Mount Tambora, the so-called Year Without a Summer. Such an eruption might cause the immediate deaths of millions of people several hundred miles from the eruption, and perhaps billions of deaths[102] worldwide, due to the failure of the monsoon[citation needed], resulting in major crop failures causing starvation on a massive scale.[102]

from wiki
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ITT: of the volcano erupts we're all fucked
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put a nigger dick in the volcano.

boom, no more eruption
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>>608792701
>causing starvation on a massive scale

That need to be an album title.
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>>608765948
That's like a whole state inside that hole
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