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NZ THREAD Seeing as it gets dark earlier now, might as well

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ THREAD

Seeing as it gets dark earlier now, might as well have a thread.
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>Go to bottle shop today to buy a bottle of whisky.
>Cashier says "You spend so much money here you should get a points card."

Feels ambivalent man.
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Isn't it the season for shrooms round here soon or now?
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i fucking hate my job so fucking much
i want to neck myself every day i walk in there
as soon as i can afford a car im fucking out of there
anyone know of under 1k cars in auckland?
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>>608405597
Try trademe nigga.

Also, to chch fags: Whats christchurch actually like atm?
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>>608405597
What's your job?
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>>608405974
studio nigger
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>>608406254
Like Kanye?
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Good luck finding a decent car for under 1k
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>>608405974
not me >>>608406254
but i pretty much hole punch and shrink wrap stacks of forms for 7 hours a day
need to get a car before anyone will hire me as an apprentice tho
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>>608405940
gay

literally, walked through hagley park on way home and heard two dudes fucking in the toilets
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Hello, boys!

>as always looking for weed in Tauranga
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>>608404376
Yes.
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>>608407102
>as always being a cocksucker

le fixed dat 4u :^)
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>>608404376
Not yet, checked out a reliable spot in chch today and no real signs. Not really cold enough yet, best to look on frosty mornings. Be good in a month or two
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>>608407474
xoxo
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lel i was gonna ask itt if i could just come to australia to punch a kangaroo but then i noticed it said NZ thread
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>>608407629
come to NZ and we'll punch u cunt
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What's up wellyfags
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so anyone got any NZ nudes?
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>>608407796
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they finally drug tested at my work site today (again - heaps of cunts got snapped for p) but hey, means i can blaze some this weekend, its been almost 4 months, hoo-rah
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>>608408264
where u work?
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someone sell me a car for under 1k ill lub u 4ever
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>>608408496
in ur mums dick
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>>608408496
that first reply wasnt me, but in wellington, you?
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>>608408655
post on hustle live or vic deals cunt, whose gonna sell you a car on 4chan
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>>608408820
where do you work as in what job
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>>608404154
Well, did you get the fucking card or not?
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any more nz nudes?
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>>608407796
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>>608409436
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>>608407102
Ever tim
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>>608408962
just for a construction company.. wont name it
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>>608409622
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>>608407747
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>>608409681
Fletchers.
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>>608409640
I like weed ok
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>>608409763
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>>608409681
You better not be one of the cunts working in Jville lmao
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>>608403512
Who's onnit tonight?

Taranaki reporting
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>>608409905
yea so what?
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>>608406747
can you get me a job there?
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>>608409861
would destroy
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>>608410120
Jesus what's your name
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>>608409790
>>608409905
nah haha
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>>608410041
mean tuesday night lol crack up as bruv
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Anyone else watching a movie right now? I'm watching The Color Wheel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOtO8JBtxpE
An acerbic comedy about a brother and sister on a road trip. The guy who made this was hired by Disney to write a live action Winnie the Pooh movie, pretty surprising.
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enjoy your winter you fuckers. spring is a-coming-in up here in the first world.
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>>608410224
Will
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>>608409861
dece
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>>608403512
Fuck the Warriors need to unfuck themselves quick. Did anyone see their last 2 abortions of games?
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>>608410339
Thank you, I like winter.

>Shame I don't have a nive view though
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>>608410506
cos they are full of lazy niggers
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>>608410401
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>>608410249
Another 1 for ya then.
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>>608410509
FUCK YEAH WINTER! Summer is bullshit.
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>>608410685
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>>608410744
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>>608410698
not drinking on a monday lol crack up as fella
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>>608410372
You wouldnt have happened to be working at Onslow College for the last 2 weeks would you?
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>>608410339
you can keep your nigger weather
winters 4 whites
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>>608410701
We should hang out if we both like it.
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>>608410680
Lazy - yes.
Panicky - most definitely.
Plus they get flustered easily and will go into a downward spiral.
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>>608410744
>>608410811
double dubs. 10/10 would smash
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>>608410906
Yeah...who is this?
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>>608410972
You should bone.
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FOOKIN BLIMMIN RAINY 2DAY M9
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>>608411072
It's me, Quincy, I'm from the coroners office.
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>>608410698
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>>608411071
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THAT NIGGA GAVE US BILLIE JEAN

YOU SAY HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS???
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>>608411132
WINTER IS COMING...AND SO AM I.
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>>608411356
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>>608411270
wot
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Quick, everyone post dicks ;3
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>>608408114
what city these girls from?
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>fist post
>connection error
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>>608411313
here you go
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>>608411468
Mmm winter wonderland indeed.
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chch girls please
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>>608411601
choice thanks m8
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>>608409622
Bailey?
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>23 images
>28 posters
gonna make a difference

gonna make it right
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>>608404154
Hahah same thing happened to me. She asks 'do you have a card yet? No? WOW YOU'D REALLY BENEFIT FROM THIS!' she exclaimed, implying I was some kind of alchy who buys a few bottles of vodka a week.
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>>608411477
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>>608411425
>>608411570
nice,
asians
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>>608411862
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>>608411843
I do buy two bottles of whisky a week though, but I just can't be arsed getting one.
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i feel bachelor frog relates to pretty much every guy from NZ
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>>608412016
especially this one
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sorry sorry

sorry

sorry
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>>608411715
i second this
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>>608411526
I'm like a police officer.
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who drinking hereeeeeeeeeeee?
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>>608412064
The first few times I got hospitalised I was dry for a few weeks, but now I've got a system in place.

1. Only buy one bottle of whisky at a time.
2. Don't drink before sunset.
3. Once you finish a bottle, go at least a day without before buying another.

It works for me.
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I hope you don't drink and drive.
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>>608409622
whos this?
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>>608412417
Me, got a bottle of whisky I'm working on.
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can we drink and post?
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>>608412165
Who is this?

Is this the new national candidate?

I see they're going for the Asian vote this year
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>>608412588

>>608411732
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>>608411425
screamin, annie are you ok? annie you ok?
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>>608412763
well auckland is an asian city
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>>608408114
damn thats some rank nz shit right there
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>>608411933
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>>608412693
seems you read and ignore

:-(
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>>608412588
Bailey someone, sure of it
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>>608412763
yoo know...
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>>608413004
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>>608413056
She seems like a big guy
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>>608413192
FOR YOO
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>>608412480
i keep doing real ridiculous shit when im drunk i just need to slow down haha, nzlyf
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>>608413039
yup
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anyone able to hook up some weed in chch tonight?
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>>608412480
also
>first few times
lold
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>608413102
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>>608413498
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Are these threads for anything other than weed hookups and porn?
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>>608411971
If it's a bartab card at liquor king, you get a $15 voucher for every $1,000 you spend.

Seems legit
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>>608413598
we discuss kpop here most of the time
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>>608413388
Well I'm drunk but I only think it happened twice, ambulance was called a few times but I didn't go to hospital.
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>>608413598
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MOAR CHCH NUDES. WITH NAMES IF POSSIBLE.. I HAV A COUPLE TO SHARE
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>tfw your waifu will never kill you in 6 million different ways
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>>608413643
That doesn't even seem worth the effort of writing my name.
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>>608407102

Tauranga has fairly average stuff at the moment anyway, you're not missing out :(
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>>608413671
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>>608413559
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>>608413598
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Hamilton here. Fuck I'm pleased it's no longer dry here. Now all I need is LSD!
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>>608413945
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>>608413876
>literally free money to fuel your alcoholism with
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>>608413775
bump
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>>608413879
Yeah I know, still want a hookup that won't rip me off (as bad as I have been).
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>>608413952
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>tfw you're in love with a goddess that you've never posted on 4chan or told anyone about
it's just special that way
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>>608414225
how are the qts?
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someone else post some fuckin nudes
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>>608414475
Good thank you.
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>>608414026
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>>608414612
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>>608414671
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>>608413498
>>608413559
any pics of her pineapple?
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>>608414715
nup
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Im so fucking bored guys help me
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any one able to hook me up with some weed in dunedin, just moved down, got no contacts yet :(
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>>608414065
Fifteen dollars isn't even a third of a bottle of whisky. I'd get 1 bottle free for every 66 I buy.
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>>608412391
great way to end that thread
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>you will never nibble on these ears
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>>608410150
sure take my job
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after i started to step up my facial aesthetics game, i've seen huge improvements in my skin

it's all about the massage, cleansing, and wash
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>>608414920
What are you into?
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>>608414713
wellington? name?
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>>608414920
listen to some music?
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>>608415670
guess first name
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>>608415944
thinking it starts with a B, amirite
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>>608416062
nup
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any burnside chch girls here? also bud hook up
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>>60841594>>608415944
Hayley
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>>608416345
nup
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what should I fap to tonight?
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>>608416856
idbro
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really want some chch nudes. someones holding out
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>>608417402
I don't know what he looks like.
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DG on tonight? She needs a webcam
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>>608417767
whats that?
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Is the onslow college construction worker still here>? I hadnt posted and havent't found out who he is yet
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The thread is alive :3
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Anybody else hate there uni's overheard page? The Auck Uni one is so fucking cringeworthy.
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>>608417905
Delivery girl yo
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>>608418534
Never heard of it. I graduated in 2013, was it around then?
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>>608418534
it's like these threads but filled with normies and 9gag maymays
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>>608418722
It was around then. It's a facebook group.
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>>608418534
I tried to join like a week ago but it's still pending
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>>608418773
Thats all of facebook now. Facebook just became a fucking image board overnight.
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nz threads always have the least nudes. aussie ones are always amazing and so are other country ones. are our chicks just saints!?
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>>608418773
I bet some of them even post in these nz threads especially the frequent posters that make fake accounts.
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>>608419049
no just fat and ugly
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>>608419206
makes sense
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>>608419049
No this thread is filled with neckbeards that don't have access to irl nudes
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>>608418534
This guy's face lol
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>>608418870
Never on fb me, what's so bad about it?
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>>608419451
>>608418773
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>>608419049
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>>608419596
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>>608419532
Yeah sounds like bullshit.
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>>608419609
wellington?
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>>608418722
what did you study?
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i remember years back there was an epic chch nudes thread.
only good one ive ever seen.
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>>608419049
Hey, I post sometimes.
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>>608419958
who are you?
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>>608419784
Mathematics. I didn't really have any practical ambitions in mind. This Bertrand Russell quote sums it up.

>Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of painting or music, yet sublimely pure, and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show. The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man, which is the touchstone of highest excellence, is to be found in mathematics as surely as in poetry. What is best in mathematics deserves not merely to be learnt as a task, but to be assimilated as a part of daily thought, and brought again and again before the mind with ever-renewed encouragement.

But I lost faith in my last year, thought I wasn't deserving to study it. Every day I think I made a mistake.
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>>608420070
But you said you graduated?
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>>608420467
Yeah, but I wanted to do postgrad, before I chickened out. I wanted to get a PhD, as ridiculous as that may be. I don't know. I've forgotten mosty everything I learned. Waste of $30,000 and 4 years.
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>>608420770
Do you have a job now?
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>>608420013
Guess
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>>608419806
god i wish you still had them!! CHCH nudes are impossible to find.
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>>608420070
detekt MASSIVE FAG
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i wish

i w i s h

I WISH

i was rich
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>>608418534
it feeds my already oversized hatred for people
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what money got to do with it?
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>>608414572
How do I even get escort to do that
Yeah I want you suck my balls up with ya gaping butthole.. How much moolah
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browsing that overheard page is hazardous to ones health
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>>608420846
No, I live on the dilapidated ruins of my family dairy farm. I help my grandfather raise some beef cattle. Doesn't pay well, but I hardly work and I live rent free.
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>>608420933
cute panties :3
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>>608421028
Why? Because I actually enjoyed doing something?
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>>608421241
You know that gif is reversed right?
>>
Do kiwis really fuck sheep (not judging)
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>>608421406
Why thank you
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>>608420933
post some penetration pics!! plz
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>>608421407
nah. enjoying it is fine. enjoying it whilst Autistic is not OK
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>>608421584
Probably. Do Strayans fuck Roos?
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>>608421620
thisiswhyimgay.jpg
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>>608421686
I might be a bit of a perfectionist, but I'm not autistic.
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>tfw pacing yourself
it's only 9.,.
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any west auckland fags?
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>>608421731
A roo would be 100x harder to fuck then a sheep, No haven't seen any roo fucking

Have come across dudes fucking sheep.
>>
WEST

IS

BEST
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>>608421832
What's wrong with girlbutt?
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>>608421982
yo im in glen eden

>>608422039
nothing, girlbutt is the fucking best, that was my point
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>>608421919
I started at 7, pretty wasted at this point.
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>>608422118
Dyke?
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>>608422118
got any nudes of girls out west?
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>>608422119
that's the only way to post tbh

absolutely wasted
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>>608422183
it amazes me that you have come to this conclusion so quickly
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>>608422118
So yeah requests I guess, can't do penetration cause pussy is pretty raw right now
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>>608405597
contact me, 0210624287
Just look on hustle live too.
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>>608422294
no i just moved here
dont know anyone around here only people from the shore and dunedin

>>608422411
im good
>>
>>608422411
tits please.
>>
>>608422309
Well it was either that or I misinterpreted.
>>
>>608422479
>>608421620
>>
>>608422479
>>608420933
Wrong one
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>>608422474
Hold up, You from the North Shore? As in Taka and the bays etc?
>>
>>608422411
I vote tits <3
>>
>>608422483
well people people assume everyone here is a guy for a reason tbh
>>
>>608422411
show mouth.
>>
>>608422726
i used to be from milford right next to the shops but i move to west auckland because fuck yeah life choices
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>tfw cutest poster in this thread
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>>608422875
nah thats me, fucking nerd
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>>608422769
Fair
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>uni break
time to hit the karaoke bars and night clubs
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>>608422865
I'm from the westest of west auckland, where minnie holmes bf was killed.
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>>608422023
Fuck off you inbred cunt.
The shore for sure!
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>>608422953
come reply to me when you've achieved maximum facial softness

my skin is as pure as my heart
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>>608422992
it is a website full of edgelords after all

>>608423078
sounds black
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>>608414928
I would aye but riskae
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>>608423304
Well there are plenty of islanders, maoris, and asians about.
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>tfw god doesn't love you
well, neither do i
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>>608423258
>tfw hormone problems stopped me from going through puberty
>tfw it caused perfect skin and hair
>tfw people always want to touch my hair because its so soft
come back to me when you have the perfect illness

>>608423470
asians are cool
but fucking maoris stole my bike from the damn glen eden train station
>>
I wish we'd stop with this kpop bullshit.
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>>608423653
i second that
>>
>Be Me
>Be selling some 8.5/10 weed
>Be priced @ $20 per G
>Call me asap
> Got 1.3 pounds remaining.
>021 0624187
>Say Ben referred you.
>Located North Shore, Will travel for big orders.

>Pic related to OZ bags ready for delivery.
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>>608423642
No one's ever robbed me. probably because my house looks like shit.
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>>608423734
5-0
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>>608423734
>Be me
>Forget pic....
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Any of you guys here in Wellington ever go out to the bars on Courtenay Place?
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>>608423786
Urgh, I would time stamp but cant be fucked aye.
Call the number, im his best mate ben, His name is ed.
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>>608423734
>No O price
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>>608424045
price per 0 is 360. If over 5 0 its 350 ea
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>>608423642
yea, but you're probably a womanlet

>tfw tall and handsome
just need to get some sun
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>>608423818
8.5/10? Looks fucking ratshit bro.
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>>608423653
>>608423732
based low test bros
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>>608423772
my house is ok nothing special but its down a long driveway, first time i've ever had something stolen from me, felt like shit

>>608424214
im 5'11 :^)
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>>608424269
Fucking dense as bro.
Fucking smells string bro
Call and come get some
/b/RO
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im lurking for some nz nudes. did someone finish their dump or somthing?
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>>608423734

know anybody in Botany area, East auckland
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>>608424402
My dump is too many 16 year olds.
Sigh cant be bothered waiting out another 4chan ban
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>>608424372
I'll swap you n00dz
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we got no answers

WE GOT NO ANSWERS

we got no answers

we got no answHERs
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>>608424310
It's probably just down to chance. Good for me I guess.
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>>608424498
Come to the shore. Too far south,
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>>608424499
>Posting the age
That's what does it
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just a lot of questions...
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>>608424499
why would you say that when they're all CLEARLy 18...
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>>608424499
asking for a friend :^) but what's the minimum age of porno/ nudes in NZ
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>>608424547
not enuf petrol, havnt been paid yet
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>>608424621
18, legal sexing age is 16 though.
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