Whats the most retarded name you've heard in real life
>tfw there is an actual human being named D'Brickashaw
>tfw two parents actually named their child D'Brickashaw
Had an employees named McShane one time...
We ended up firing him. No I dont work at at McDonalds but i do hope at some point in his life he works at one.
>Grew up in a nice city.
>Unfortunately shitty native reserve about 30 minutes south.
>Natives kids come to my highschool.
>All have fucking names like 'Winter Hawk', 'Rain', 'River' one kids name was 'Deer' FUCKING DEER.
Like, I get it, heritage and shit, but it was 2009-2013.
>Kids from the other city past the reserve come to our school.
>Angel, Kandi, Kyrstal, Brandi, Misti. I think all are strippers.
Then we had >Mercedes, Paxton, Bentley and Aston. I think they grew up to be transformers
When my cunt of an ex girlfriend gave my child away to adoption, the adopting parents named my daughter Peggy Jean. They nicknamed her PJ.
I want to stab myself when i hear them say it
>Whats the most retarded name you've heard in real life
Attorney with predominantly Black clientele. Pick your poison.
Aaja (pronounced Asia), Acacia, Ajeenah, Akai, Aquanita, Aryan White, Baleria, Barbertha, CaAndi, Chetiqua, Cloteal, Curly Top, Darhies, Dayphine, Debrasharme, Derecio, Dertiteriesa,
Dikueria & Dikuria (twins), Dildree, Dishon, Dovanna, Duanita, Dyiamond, Dwendolyn, Effillyne,
Endrissa, Equandolyn, Esaw, Everage, Floyce, Franshawn, Ghia, Godzilla Pimp,Ivier, Jartavious, JyesahJhnai, Keithen, Kentnilla, Lafondra, La,poo (yes, contains comma), Latronia, Lemonjello & Orangejello (twins), L’Tonya, Machoda, Nau-Quia, M ayima, Minute, Miquel, Nethel, Omnipotence, Ondra (pronounced André), Ozro, Padraic, Pecola,
Phe-anjoy, Precious Unique, Queen Esther,Quithreaun, Rincesetta, Sanja,
Saranus, Shanieja, Sharicus,
Shiquipa, SiJourna’i, Silquia, Sinetra, Summer Love, Termicka, Tequilla, Timphanie, Tryphenia, Tywana, Tzaddi & Tzavvi (twins), Ulheric, Undlia, Undrea (pronounced André), Wsam, Xiomara, XL, Yaw, Yuvodka Sharice, Wilida, Zaquan, Zufan, Zyneene.
There was a guy that used to come to work with the name VII........now I thought it would be pronounced Vye or Vee but it was actually the roman numeral for Seven and that's what he was called. I thought it was illegal to change your name to numbers or roman numerals but VII was on his drivers license so he must've told them it was Vee just to get away with it and go by Seven.
Always got ridiculed for it don't know why am male. Some people pronounced it like cheyenne because they didn't know but mostly people would be docks in school and call me cheyenne. Surprisingly it fucked with me hard but I like my name a lot
Was at Dr. office, lady comes out and reads patents last name from clipboard "Dufus!" after he went with her and door closed everybody busted out laughing..Poor dude, school had to have sucked.
Removed from my "weird Black names" file, but gimme lulz for Godzilla Pimp, Aryan White, and Lemonjello.
J. Jonah Jameson?
Mother fucking this.
This is the strangest white name in the world.
This shit is the "Tyrone" of our people
Well then how about this. I work in a bakery and someone had us put the name Noha on a cake and they pronounce it like you would say Noah. We get to see all manner of weird names.
omg, i when studied abroad... kid named thaddeus went by THAD in exchange group. Inevitably had to spend some time with them...add insult to injury he was a fucking hick... grew up in north jerz, never exposed to people like that in my life before then. Everything about him made me angry.
I've got one:
For serious. My wife used to teach English in Japan and one of her students was named Tobacco. I saw her nametag myself: 煙草
Completely unambiguous. Unfortunate-looking girl, too. I guess her father was a tobacco farmer.
I work somewhere where I have to call out surnames, quite a few *cocks out there. I just say it quickly...
Got a Margaret Thatcher living nearby. Not retarded, just weird.
A few Keith Richards too.
>At the doctor's office
>Nurse comes out
>Just know that some insufferable little shit born in 2007 is gonna get up with his mommy
>I fucking knew it.
I feel sorry for the kids at his elementary school, but holy shit, I be Cayden is an insufferable little faggot and his parents are too.
Cincinnati (college) football team has had Silverberry Mouhon, Gunner Kiel, Munchie Legaux and Leviticus Payne over the last couple of years. Credit to NFL.com for compiling those four.
There's no way Munchie Lagaux isn't a gay porn actor on the side.
You know, people complain about black ghetto names, but way on the opposite end of the spectrum we have names just as cancerous:
I grew up in a Mormon family and Utards never fail to name their kids the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard. For example:
Stormie, Rainie(also sisters)
Despite how bat shit crazy this name is, its legitimate... I've seen his driver license. We all called him BJ for a nickname because nobody was about to use his real name:
>Clarence George Frejovenhoven Van Schmidtsburg the Third.
>tfw my name is Thaddeus
Since 1995, legislation has provided a set of rules for acceptable names for New Zealanders where "a name, or combination of names, should not cause offence, be unreasonably long or resemble an official title or rank," a spokesperson for New Zealand's department of internal affairs told Sky News.
This explains why the names 2nd, 3rd and 5th have been barred.
In 2008, a 9-year-old girl named “Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii” was put under New Zealand family court’s guardianship to change her name since it “makes a fool of the child,” the Guardian reports.
But not all outrageous names have been given the boot. Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence have all been approved.
there's a girl in my college called "Bilge". Yes, pronounced exactly how you think.
>trying to fit in on the internet
There was a law in Australia that you can't give a person a number as their name. Some slavery thing or something.
A few years ago I read an article about a young couple with an accidental pregnancy, suing to have the law changed because (as a reminder that this is really happening and, ironically, that they have to take it seriously) they wanted to name their baby 4real.
Somewhere in Australia is a poor fuck named "4real."
Dumbest shit I've ever heard.
The only problem I see with it is the definition. A nova is a star that explodes and shines brightly for a few seconds, the fades away. It's like your making someone feel like they're only gonna do so much in life then fade out like they never happend.
Some couple in Quebec wanted to name their kid "Spatule"(pic related in english)
They made a drama about it being refused to the point it made it in a regional newspaper
>They named him Superman.
the only alternative
Black names are funny, sure.
But black twin names? absolutely fucking hilarious
I've met reggie and reginald, crystal and crystal (not even different middle names), octavius and heptavius.
But the cake goes to Orangejello (O-ran-jullo)
Yes, the same family and all niggers.
They had a daughter too.