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Whats the most retarded name you've heard in real life
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eneminio and agustin
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Joey Jo-jo Junior Shabadooo
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"OP"
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>>608327638
4chan
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La-A... bitch tried to tell me it's pronounced "LaDASHa"...
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Rye
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>>608327638
Shithead pronounced shatheed
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Storm, Ignatius, Tyson, Junior, Rand
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Jimbob
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Nova
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Colin Bob... dudes first name was Colin and his last name was Bob..
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Randolf
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>>608328059
We've all heard that story before.
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D'Brickashaw
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>>608327638
Herbert-Copley
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>>608328273
rudolf
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>>608327638
Shithead.... She said it was pronounced "She-theed"
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>>608327638
keekee/kiikii/kiki/kyky or however it was spelled
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Benadicked cunterflaps
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This guy
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inna slutsky
I actually met someone with this name
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>>608328335
yep, we call him that all the time
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dude with the last name "Sackrider"
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>>608328330
>double f-o-f
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all the greek names are stupid as fuck
Agnostos Error

thats his real last name
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>>608328397
We've all heard this story as well
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North west
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North
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tie between Bumble Ward and Daquantrius Johnson
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>>608328109
shat heed
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somehow i know two chicks named rainbow. no joke
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Indian names
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>Adot

the guy was black but he was a funny person
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>>608328240
Bob can't answer right now
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>>608327638
Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akon

it's real yo
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Dee liner, the guy that plays d-line for Alabama but is transfering to Arkansas
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>>608327638
shaqueta

daquarius

sherrena

lashanda
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Allah
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>>608328059
Didn't happen, fag
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Laphadona, Jonell, Lamonte, Trevonte, Vonnie, and a bunch of others. When I was younger I used to attend schools with mostly black people. It sucked but you guys knew that.
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pasa
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William Macwilliam
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Virgin mary
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Ebony, supposedly pronounced ee-bony
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>>608329192
what the fuck is that? pasa is raisin in spanish
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>>608327638
English teacher once told my class 30 billion people live in the United States.
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>tfw there is an actual human being named D'Brickashaw
>tfw two parents actually named their child D'Brickashaw
>D'Brickashaw
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>>608328861
Somehow I know you frequent strip clubs
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>>608327638

Jamel Cotton
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Ocean
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>>608327638
barack
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North West
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De'Plug pernounced Dayplug
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>>608327638
Barkevius Mingo

And any Vietnamese person named "Ng". Bastards think they're too good for vowels...
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Marshmellon... Some Arab in preschool:
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>>608328059
What were her brothers' names, Lemonjello and Orangello?
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>>608327638
Kareeth pronounced how it sounds.
Black as fuck.
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Tashandra
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>>608328397
And her brother "Nosmo King", right?
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>>608327638
Today, when I was reregistering for semiannual sex offender registration, this nignog was named Shoportunity...
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River
Apple
Athena
Starlene
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>>608328640
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

damn i died a little i fell on the floor
roflmao shicb
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Guy in my neighborhood first name Dragon middle name Storm, Dragon Storm. Forgot his last name.
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Brody
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>>608328397
bullshit
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Dennis Denny Dennison

I've never heard someone have a more cartoony name in my life.

Someone's parents decided that was a good idea to name their kid this
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>>608327638
Flolinda.
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>>608329675
Nigga can do suicide bombings and he won't die
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Nofristname

Abcdefg

>yes I'm serious
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I remember there was this one girt at my school whose name was America. Funny thing was, she was a Mexican immigrant, I'm pretty sure illegal
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>>608327638
Bigtyme, whitest black guy I ever met.
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>>608329459
Transsexual ones at that
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Dongus
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>>608330187
Girl****** fml
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>>608329675
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>>608329636
Lol wut never heard of that before
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>>608330187
Mexico is part of the Americas
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>>608329675
I'm pretty sure that's a Yu-Gi-Oh card
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>>608330187
Because "America" can only refer to the US, right?
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Watermelonya
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>>608329435
fucking kekd
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Stone.
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Spanish chick named Santa
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>>608327638
Goodness
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>>608330295
Yeah, I think Barkevius was a college football player a handful of years ago. Not sure I got the spelling right.
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Had an employees named McShane one time...
We ended up firing him. No I dont work at at McDonalds but i do hope at some point in his life he works at one.
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>>608328059
You fucking liar, why would you even lie like that? That picture shit thing is on here why??
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>>608327638
"Beautyful"
I swear to God
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Thaddius
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>>608327638

>Grew up in a nice city.
>Unfortunately shitty native reserve about 30 minutes south.
>Natives kids come to my highschool.
>All have fucking names like 'Winter Hawk', 'Rain', 'River' one kids name was 'Deer' FUCKING DEER.
Like, I get it, heritage and shit, but it was 2009-2013.
>Same school.
>Kids from the other city past the reserve come to our school.
>Angel, Kandi, Kyrstal, Brandi, Misti. I think all are strippers.
Then we had >Mercedes, Paxton, Bentley and Aston. I think they grew up to be transformers
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When my cunt of an ex girlfriend gave my child away to adoption, the adopting parents named my daughter Peggy Jean. They nicknamed her PJ.
I want to stab myself when i hear them say it
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Fudge Duits.

apparently his mom was obsessed with german chocolate, they were dutch.
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>>608329958
Athena is god-tier, literally
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Dick hertz. Seriously.
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>>608327638
Anna Möse

(trans.: on the pussy)
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Michael. What an awful name
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Dick Assman
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Jacob
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wasabi
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Christopher Poole
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>>608327638
>Whats the most retarded name you've heard in real life

Attorney with predominantly Black clientele. Pick your poison.

Aaja (pronounced Asia), Acacia, Ajeenah, Akai, Aquanita, Aryan White, Baleria, Barbertha, CaAndi, Chetiqua, Cloteal, Curly Top, Darhies, Dayphine, Debrasharme, Derecio, Dertiteriesa,
Dikueria & Dikuria (twins), Dildree, Dishon, Dovanna, Duanita, Dyiamond, Dwendolyn, Effillyne,
Endrissa, Equandolyn, Esaw, Everage, Floyce, Franshawn, Ghia, Godzilla Pimp,Ivier, Jartavious, JyesahJhnai, Keithen, Kentnilla, Lafondra, La,poo (yes, contains comma), Latronia, Lemonjello & Orangejello (twins), L’Tonya, Machoda, Nau-Quia, M ayima, Minute, Miquel, Nethel, Omnipotence, Ondra (pronounced André), Ozro, Padraic, Pecola,
Phe-anjoy, Precious Unique, Queen Esther,Quithreaun, Rincesetta, Sanja,
Saranus, Shanieja, Sharicus,
Shiquipa, SiJourna’i, Silquia, Sinetra, Summer Love, Termicka, Tequilla, Timphanie, Tryphenia, Tywana, Tzaddi & Tzavvi (twins), Ulheric, Undlia, Undrea (pronounced André), Wsam, Xiomara, XL, Yaw, Yuvodka Sharice, Wilida, Zaquan, Zufan, Zyneene.
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I had a patient a few years ago named Queenie. She was about 70, from down South. Cool lady, actually.
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>>608327638
I knew a guy named Rethard in school
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China or Asia
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Mystical McGee
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>>608327638
There was this fat nigger girl in 8th grade named "Sha'dymond". I don't know if that's how you spell it but it was pronounced Sha-diamond
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>>608330391
>>608330308
Yes, because when a Mexican immigrant names their child America, they mean canada or Central America, not the u.s
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I met a kid named Rocket. He has a little brother named Jet. I shit you not. Here's the kicker- last name... Power.
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Lord_B. Underscore included.
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Know of a kid named Brock Lee
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>>608328059
You from Steubenville? That shit really happened here.
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>>608327638
Timothius and yes he was a nigger.
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>>608328289
He was a nigger.
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>>608328181
Ignatius is pretty badass.

>blacks pull off roman names better than we do
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>>608330857
white trash or what?
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Went to school with a guy named Kevin Head. We always joked that his dad's name was Dick, of course. Never really found out if it was or not. I choose to believe.
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>>608328059
Michael?
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Snowneeka. Yes, I spelled that right.

Also, my cousin named her daughter Makiah, no idea where she thought that shit up.
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>>608330761
>Padraic

You know that's a very common Irish name, right? Weird on a presumably Black person, but meh.
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>>608327638
Spencer, if you name your kid spencer, you fucking hate them Kek
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Conrad
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>>608327638

Mohammed
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There was a guy that used to come to work with the name VII........now I thought it would be pronounced Vye or Vee but it was actually the roman numeral for Seven and that's what he was called. I thought it was illegal to change your name to numbers or roman numerals but VII was on his drivers license so he must've told them it was Vee just to get away with it and go by Seven.
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>>608327638
Prophet Muhammed (sand nigger)
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>>608327638
Ever hear of La-a
Yes it is spelled that way and the child is called Ladasha
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I know two twins whose names are nick and Nicole. That's pretty sad imo
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>>608328901
Dot or feather?
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>>608327638
Quintavious
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Also had a patient, several more years ago, with the last name of Blob. She was not skinny.
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Casimiro.

If you know some spanish this name is f*cking hilarious.
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I was at university with a cute girl name of Heidi Doody. Shit you not - got proof, my grad programme, had all our names in it.
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Shayan
Pronounced shaw-yawn
Always got ridiculed for it don't know why am male. Some people pronounced it like cheyenne because they didn't know but mostly people would be docks in school and call me cheyenne. Surprisingly it fucked with me hard but I like my name a lot
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>>608327638
Was at Dr. office, lady comes out and reads patents last name from clipboard "Dufus!" after he went with her and door closed everybody busted out laughing..Poor dude, school had to have sucked.
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>>608328976
I think they take their ancestors' names going like 10 generations back.
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>>608327638

Norbert
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Not really retarded, but I find it funny when some black parents give their kid a name so black it winds up being Japanese.

I have seen
>Miki
>Kyoko
>Juri
>Miyoko
>Sora
>Kimiko
>Mai
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>>608330195
Live in il?
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>>608331255
No it isn't, and no she isn't.
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>>608331255

Look here >>608328059
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>>608331165

Removed from my "weird Black names" file, but gimme lulz for Godzilla Pimp, Aryan White, and Lemonjello.
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>>608331257
Once met a French husband and wife called Dominique and Dominique, with a son and daughter, both of them also called Dominique.
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Demon.

Pronounced Deh-mon. Nigs
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>>608330761

>Aryan White
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Spike

Worst part is he legitimately changed his name to steve
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>>608327638
niggerlover
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>>608329636
I knew a kid named Stone Ng.
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>>608328757
>>608328738

hivemind
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Went to school with a girl whose younger sister was named Dorkus.

I know it's biblical, but holy cow, have some foresight, mom and dad.
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>>608328212
i like Nova , whats wrong with it?
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>>608327638
Omry sounds pretty stupid when its supposed to be Emory.
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>>608329341
It also means "It happens" or something like that but i dont know what the hell it means
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VP at a company where i worked was named Michael Hunt. No one dared to call him Mike.
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>>608330056
J. Jonah Jameson?
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>>608327638
Nashquida. I shit you now that's how it was spelled.
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La-ah pronounced ladashah
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Deputy that registered me is Senior Deputy Peter Strange.
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i went to school with a kid named Floenory. he was cool as fuck though
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>>608331635
Lemonjello and Orangello is the oldest "fucked-up-name-urban-legend" name out there. Maybe tied with Shithead. Try harder.
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>>608327638
Dmitrius
Braeden
Dylan (pronounced dye-len)
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Barrack (The Nigger & Chief)
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>>608331774
Wonder if there is a Nimrod walking around out there
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Milady
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Trashana Jackson
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>>608327638
I live in the south and there is a guy from my high-school named 'Cooter'.
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xXx_homestuck4lyf_xXx
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>>608331992

You fucking kidding me?

>>608331255
>>608328059
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>>608330761
>Godzilla Pimp
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>>608328109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8
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>>608331774
The woman who runs my village shop is called Dorkus.
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>>608327638
Aiden
Skylar
Cole
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>>608332128
I live in TX and have met a skeeter, spanky and a guy named Lem
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>>608327638
rawhai wetere
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Nevin Scott Mycock......i wish i was joking
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>>608332128
Does he still work on Bo and Luke's car?
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Little boy called 'Jay-J'.
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>>608327638
warmachine, rainbowdash, optimusprime or north.
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>>608332233
Where do you live? This was in PA, USA.
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>>608327638
Ninja, she was a nice girl tho and the name doesn't sound too ridiculous irl to be honest.
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Harry Baals (former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana)
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My dad knew a Beverly when he was younger. Beverly was a guy. Old southern family name, apparently.
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>>608332237
>Skylar

Mother fucking this.
This is the strangest white name in the world.

This shit is the "Tyrone" of our people
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>>608331540
Well then how about this. I work in a bakery and someone had us put the name Noha on a cake and they pronounce it like you would say Noah. We get to see all manner of weird names.
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Pancake, Drinkwater, Terdell (RB for Packers back in the day.
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Deal with names all the time at work. Spoke to a Mr. Tim Foil on the phone.
You could literally say tinfoil and he would not hear the difference.
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>>608330484
It means female saint. If you really think about it it's more weird that we refer to Santa as, well, Santa.
>Santa confirmed for transsexual
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>>608330614
omg, i when studied abroad... kid named thaddeus went by THAD in exchange group. Inevitably had to spend some time with them...add insult to injury he was a fucking hick... grew up in north jerz, never exposed to people like that in my life before then. Everything about him made me angry.
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>>608328059
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I've got one:

"Tobacco".

For serious. My wife used to teach English in Japan and one of her students was named Tobacco. I saw her nametag myself: 煙草

Completely unambiguous. Unfortunate-looking girl, too. I guess her father was a tobacco farmer.
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Kevin
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A girl named sarai. Last name Masai
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>>608332268

I work somewhere where I have to call out surnames, quite a few *cocks out there. I just say it quickly...

Got a Margaret Thatcher living nearby. Not retarded, just weird.

A few Keith Richards too.
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Brock. Sounds like a belch.
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Richard "Dick" Assman (David Letterman Show)
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Khejuan.
Pronounced Kay-waan.
Nigger daddy white mother.
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Anyone mentioned that guy called Supraman Batman or something?
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I went to school with a girl named abcde and a guy named mighty mart. Y'all need to step your game up.
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Obamaniqua
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>At the doctor's office
>Nurse comes out
>"Cayden?"
>Just know that some insufferable little shit born in 2007 is gonna get up with his mommy
>I fucking knew it.

I feel sorry for the kids at his elementary school, but holy shit, I be Cayden is an insufferable little faggot and his parents are too.
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>>608331187

This!
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Was incarcerated with a dude named Lucky Blackwell. Guards called him Unlucky.
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>>608330761
>Godzilla pimp
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>>608328462
Who's dat?
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>>608331090
My dad knew an actual Richard Head in high school. What part of the country?
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>>608327638

first name: Muhammed
surname: Muhammed
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>>608327638
Dick Wolf. Sounds like the badass shemale in a native american tribe
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>>608327638

---------------------

moneeb

i dont habeeb it.!
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>>608330372
Close
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Shanishkabob
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>>608331090
Evansville?
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>>608327638
Trigg.
Mott.
Stucky (rhymes with cookie).
Jonathan - but only because he was one of those faggots that insisted on Jonathan instead of John.
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In the early 90's there was a basketball player at the University of Louisville named Baskerville Holmes. And yes, he was.
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I work in a call center, so I help hood rat fucks all day long. Got a girl whose name was Shadavoka. Pronounced shot-of-vodka. And her brothers name was Baileys.
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>>608327638
There once was a dog named Xelephlexian Teb, who killed himself because he had such a stupid name.
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>>608332474
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/41480994/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/scratch-harry-baals-list-names-government-center/
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>>608330187
A co-workers woman (don't know the exact relationship; gf, wife, fiance) is named America. Not Mexican
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>>608330056
Kevin Karl Kristoferson
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Cincinnati (college) football team has had Silverberry Mouhon, Gunner Kiel, Munchie Legaux and Leviticus Payne over the last couple of years. Credit to NFL.com for compiling those four.

There's no way Munchie Lagaux isn't a gay porn actor on the side.
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>>608333266
also, kids I went to high school with named Hardin and Harry Butts.
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>>608332544
I thought "Billy" was our "Tyrone"
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I had a south korean friend who's original name was something like "Bang Yung-Ho" (I don't nkow wexactly how to spell it but it sounded just like what you see)
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>>608327638

There's a higher up where I work named Randy Peters. It's hard not to crack up when I talk to him.
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>>608333158
Bendydick Cabbagepatch
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You know, people complain about black ghetto names, but way on the opposite end of the spectrum we have names just as cancerous:
Utah names.

I grew up in a Mormon family and Utards never fail to name their kids the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard. For example:

Brooklyn, Bostyn(sisters)
Stormie, Rainie(also sisters)
Braxton
Braeden
Vasha
Aiden
McKennah
Moroni
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>>608333333
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>>608333188
Central Pennsylvania. I'm 42, so Kevin's dad is probably 70, or thereabouts.
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Wealthy, but odd family in my hometown. Son was born on Halloween. Parents named him Spooky back in the '30's.
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>>608332827
Fucking similar:
Shalalah
Pronounced "sha-lay-la"
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Despite how bat shit crazy this name is, its legitimate... I've seen his driver license. We all called him BJ for a nickname because nobody was about to use his real name:

>Clarence George Frejovenhoven Van Schmidtsburg the Third.

No bullshit.
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>>608330614
>>608332652

>tfw my name is Thaddeus
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I work with an Indian guy named Vidya
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Since 1995, legislation has provided a set of rules for acceptable names for New Zealanders where "a name, or combination of names, should not cause offence, be unreasonably long or resemble an official title or rank," a spokesperson for New Zealand's department of internal affairs told Sky News.

This explains why the names 2nd, 3rd and 5th have been barred.

In 2008, a 9-year-old girl named “Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii” was put under New Zealand family court’s guardianship to change her name since it “makes a fool of the child,” the Guardian reports.

But not all outrageous names have been given the boot. Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence have all been approved.
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Went to a black high school

Oh the names

Lee Jay, Bubes, Shanzeta, Randolf, Laquante, Porna (I kid you not)
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>>608333284
No, central PA.
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>>608327638
moot
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Dolores

Seriously, you named your child "pains"? Dafuq is wrong with you?
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>>608327638
Six. that's her first name, idk her last name but there is legit a chick in my school named Six
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>>608333323
was what? basketball american? you already said it
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went to high school with a girl named Rhoda Dickie
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>>608333938
Dolores =/= pain, dumbass

It's "douleur"
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>>608331167
That's just one of those please-smack-me names.
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>>608330857
dude i'm fuckin crying right now
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>>608328059
so original
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Pepper.
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>>608334171
In Spanish, yes. "Dolor" is pain, "Dolores" is the plural.

Fucking nutshit.
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>>608330857
Even if you're full of shit, it made me laugh
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there's a girl in my college called "Bilge". Yes, pronounced exactly how you think.

pic related
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>>608327638
Richard Nibbler
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>>608331490
The Norwegian Ridgeback?
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Saw a fucking cashier who a co worker called Aaron but when i saw his name tag it was spelt "Aarryn" what the fuck is that seriously and this is coming from a dude named wolfgang
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>>608333213
There was a guy at my highschool with this name. We always called him Mo Mo. Pretty cool dude
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>>608333977

Reminds me of 'Four' from the movie Divergent.
Does that mean she has six fears?
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>>608328059
>trying to fit in on the internet

Go outside.
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>>608331493
Actually a lot of blacks are into anime.
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>>608330857
Brothers in the NFL were Oronde and Tiki Barber.
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>>608327638
Lancelot.

I met a irl Lancelot.
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>>608334465
Bet he lives on a mountain.
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Dongus
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>>608327638
In my 10th grade math class i had a chick whose name was Sushi

Same year, in my history class i had a dude whose name was Rainbow and a chick named Windshield
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>>608330308
>>608330391
Foreigners detected.
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There was a law in Australia that you can't give a person a number as their name. Some slavery thing or something.

A few years ago I read an article about a young couple with an accidental pregnancy, suing to have the law changed because (as a reminder that this is really happening and, ironically, that they have to take it seriously) they wanted to name their baby 4real.

Somewhere in Australia is a poor fuck named "4real."

Dumbest shit I've ever heard.
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Was in the Corps with a cat named Valeri Page Dickerson. Parents were Russian.
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>>608335057
4real doe?
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>>608330614
Was his last name venture by any chance?
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>>608335063
She sounds hot
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Sade
pronounced Sha-day
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>>608335057
sounds like a chan for niggers
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Rape. Not kidding. It was a last name though
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>>608332544
It's worse when spelled Schuyler.
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The only problem I see with it is the definition. A nova is a star that explodes and shines brightly for a few seconds, the fades away. It's like your making someone feel like they're only gonna do so much in life then fade out like they never happend.
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>>608335226
ill fucking kill you
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>>608335063
sounds like a badass comic book character
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North West
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>>608335161

Nope. They lost the legal thing. They named him Superman.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-474267/Couple-barred-calling-baby-4Real-settle-Superman-instead.html
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>>608333568
I like it
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shlomo
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>>608335226
'Twas a dude.
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>>608333284
Evansville...IN?
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>>608335472
sean connery saying slow-mo
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Some couple in Quebec wanted to name their kid "Spatule"(pic related in english)

They made a drama about it being refused to the point it made it in a regional newspaper
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Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
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>>608335261
Most likely an old world holdout from the plant species name. Fuck, at least I hope so.
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Beezle, he was in my 3rd grade class
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Richard "Dick" Sugar

Raymond Povich
Ray Povich....

Rape-a-bitch? Yes.
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>>608335420
>They named him Superman.
the only alternative
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>>608335355
You have to admire the honesty and pragmatism in such a name.
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Atticus Crapsley-Pope.

He was a child at my daughter's former school.

I felt sorry for him, and contempt towards his parents.
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Black names are funny, sure.

But black twin names? absolutely fucking hilarious

I've met reggie and reginald, crystal and crystal (not even different middle names), octavius and heptavius.

But the cake goes to Orangejello (O-ran-jullo)
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la'trel, re'chel, seman, precious....
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My grandpa's only sister was named Homer Fred. She changed it to Freda when she grew up.
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>Loretto Makadangdang
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Million-o-dollas,
Nickel,
Dime,
Yes, the same family and all niggers.
They had a daughter too.
Penny.
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Desiree for a chick
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>>608335852
>octavius and heptavius

Oh god, please tell me they don't have six other siblings
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Latrina. Latissue. Areola.
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>>608334585
that's cultural appropriation. they should know better
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rakib
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Amina
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>>608335816
Made me kek, but you do have a point.
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>>608328059
confirmed. my wife works at a call center and spoke with La-A
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Gretta Greenslit. No shit
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>>608336041
You know of the pinoy power.
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>>608336098
Oh, also the number 7 and the infinity symbol. Not spelled out. Just the symbol.
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>>608336162
that's my cousin's name, it's cute yo
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>>608336041
>Makadangdang
HAHAHHAHA
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Lemonjello and orangejello
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Richard Ballman. Rather unfortunate fellow from my university. Everyone just calls him "Dick'n'Balls".
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Richard Kopf (German fags would get this one)
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I know a white girl named Unique
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Why do nignogs always give their kids stupid ass names?
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>>608336335
Yeah. Its My wifes Name. I hate her...
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>>608336488
kill her
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>>608336335
Also, where are u from
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Pretty sure I met a dude who's name was Deathrow
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