>2018
>wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya
>excited to play some NBA 2k19™
>"xbox on"
>...
>"XBOX ON"
>"Please verify that you are "anon565" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"
>"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"
>"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"
>reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ NBA 2k19™ War Chest™
>only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
>still feeling sick from the 14
>force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"
>xbox does nothing
>...
>"Connecting to verification server"
>"Verification complete!"
>finally
>boot up NBA 2k19™
>finding multiplayer match
>mother walks into room
>"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"
>"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
>"NO!"
>"Console entering lock state!"
>"To unlock, drink verification can"
>last can
>"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"
>drink half the can, oh god I'm going to be sick
>pour the last half out of the window
>"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
>the Mountain Dew™ ad plays
>I have to dance to it
>feeling so sick
>makes me sing along too
>dancing and singing
>"Mountain Dew™ is for me and you!"
>throw up on myself
>throw up on TV and entertainment system
>router shorts
>"ERROR, NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
>"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
>>608214349
God damnit
ayy lmao
Underated post.
>>608215848
>>608215314
>>608214906
>>608214349
You do realize that it says how many posters in the thread in the lower right corner you pathetic samefag
>>608216730
rekt
>>608214906
>>608215314
>>608215848
>>608214349
Op that's embarrassing man
>>608216730
bruhhh
>>608216730
kek
coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopypasta
>>608216730
This has been the same 4chan for year, faggots glorifying themselves and making epic tier breads by patting themselves on the back, then feeding the shit to the hungry masses
That's fucked up op! I could see something like this happening, drinkable verafication...
>We need to change things before the corporations gain even more control over our lives.
>>608214349
>LOL TLDR OP YOUR A FAGGOT AND UNDERAGE BAND FOR PLAYING XBOX
>CONSOLE MASTERRACE XBOX IS SHIT LOL!!!!!!!
>SAGED LOLOL!!!!!!
For shame OP
For shame
>>608214349
Serves you right forgiving money to EA
This thread is not gonna 404 because it's a public shaming of newfag Op