>2018 >wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya >excited to play some NBA 2k19™ >"xbox on" >... >"XBOX ON" >"Please verify that you are "anon565" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!" >"Doritos™ Dew™ it right" >"ERROR! Please drink a verification can" >reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ NBA 2k19™ War Chest™ >only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night >still feeling sick from the 14 >force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot" >xbox does nothing >... >"Connecting to verification server" >"Verification complete!" >finally >boot up NBA 2k19™ >finding multiplayer match >mother walks into room >"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!" >"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?" >"NO!" >"Console entering lock state!" >"To unlock, drink verification can" >last can >"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card" >drink half the can, oh god I'm going to be sick >pour the last half out of the window >"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE" >the Mountain Dew™ ad plays >I have to dance to it >feeling so sick >makes me sing along too >dancing and singing >"Mountain Dew™ is for me and you!" >throw up on myself >throw up on TV and entertainment system >router shorts >"ERROR, NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF" >"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
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