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Defeat the Maus! >singles are miss >dubs are ricochet >trips

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Defeat the Maus!
>singles are miss
>dubs are ricochet
>trips hit tracks
>quads hits ammo rack
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Get incoming
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>>607958621
Now he's aiming at you
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Fire
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Fire again
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My tank blew up
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>>607958407
blast the turd gun
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Newbs
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fire
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Fire
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Panzer, vor!

Wait. Why would a Panzer be fighting against a Mauser, I think they're both Kraut tanks. Whatever. Fuer Frei!
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>>607959732
Shit. Aim again! Fuer!
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Heil hitler
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Boom shukala
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>>607959859
I suck. I'm clearly not cut out for dub-warfare.
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is this reddit?
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You aren't trying hard enough
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>>607958407
noob. Just aim at the loser glacis plate. The angle is only 15 degrees from vertical there so since the armor is 180mm thick

180/cos(15) = 186.349mm of effective armor, even less with 5 degrees normalization of armor piercing rounds. Any 90mm standard US tank gun or 8.8cm L70 kamfagenkanones can get through.
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IS-4M FIRING NOW!
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Ill handle this
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Looks like y'all need help
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>>607960121
I got it.
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Fire in the hole!
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fire!
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Allahu Akbar
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>>607960208
get the fuck out of the way
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>>607958407
pop
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Give an Hiroshima/Nagazaky into this bitch!
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i got dis
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>>607958407
here we go
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Fiiireee
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again, this time with pic included
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>>607960666
Tracks down.


FIRE
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>>607960666
TRACKS ARE OUT
if you miss now kill yourself
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Aim! Ready! FIRE!
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>>607960666
TAKE THAT!!!
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FIRE!!!!!!
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Bitch Ima hit his fuel tank
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>>607958407
FIRE!
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>>607961109
rolling.
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FIRE
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Fuck reloading
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Let me take care of this
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Lets go motherfucker
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>>607958407
its time
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>>607961173
reroll
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FIRE!
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I'm on the way, guys!
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>>607961366
glanced him!
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This ought to do it
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>>607961579
pftt, only a fv 4002?
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>>607961385
reroll
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You got this, David
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Fire!
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CHARIZARD! USE FIRE BLAST!
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OP here, next set of trips hits the turret ring
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Quads get
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fire at will!
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>>607962123
how? maus has turret ring guards
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The swarm has been assembled. Nothing can withstand this many tiny little welding rods.
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>incoming
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>>607958407
Ge eld!
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>>607962397
Never mind then
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Firing
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>>607958407
FIRE FURIE VOWARTZ MIT UNSER ROMMEL
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NUKE IT
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FIRE!
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I got this guys
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>>607963322
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>>607963542
It STILL LIVES
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You better prepare for the storm, maggot.
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Firing!
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>>607964130
dafaq is that? a kv1 gun and turret mixed with a panther mantlet and a vk 3002db hull?
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The Maus commander is laughing at your feeble attempts
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>>607964574
that's not what ur mum said to me last night m8
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Give em' all we got.
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>>607964556
I think it is a KV-2
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>>607964746
don't cut yourself on that edge
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>>607964935
kv2 hull is different. the wide side looks like a porsche product
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>>607963148
Fire
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Fire!
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When all else fails
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>>607965617
That one missed!
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>>607965552
only a maus can kill a maus
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Fire!
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