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Greetings Faggots of /b/, can any of you fine fellows recommend

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Greetings Faggots of /b/, can any of you fine fellows recommend a fedora that would suit me. I'm trying to impress a fine young lady but alas.. the friendzone strikes again. I feel that if I get a stylish fedora, she may start to notice me. Any reccomendations?
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Ladies like gentlemen, it may look like they only like douche bags, but deep inside, they all want a real gentleman to show them real respect, and a fedora is the best way to show you are perfectly suited for her !
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>>607886192
>step 1 : Take off fedora
>step 2 : Stop being such a pussy
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>>607886808
Exactly! See, at the moment she fancies this christian athlete who spends his time at the gym and browsing /fit/. I personally have better things to be doing such as reading (Dawkins, obviously)
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>>607887127
Don't be a heathen, my fedora defines me
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>>607887427
Yeah, sure does, that definition is pussy
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>>607887321
Such an idiot, cultivating his body when he could be cultivating his mind, instead he nurses himself in this easy lie to live with that is god
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>>607887728
Just because I am enlightened by my intelligence (unlike you Dawkins hating pleb) doesn't make me a coward good sir. If this were the middle-ages, I would challenge you to a duel and ride of into the sunset with my beautiful maiden
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>>607887321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU1taFr17QU

Get down on your knees and start pleasin' jesus !!!
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>>607888024
Thank you for understanding my pain, unfortunately, us teenage athiests need to fight christian opression in this dark time, we are vastly superior and will win at the end of times, my fedora is tipped m'plebian!
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Fellow athiests, back to the matter at hand here, what fedora would you reccomend, my favourite styles include grey and mlp themed
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>>607888070
Le sigh, I would have expected better from the creators of an artistic masterpiece such as south park
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>>607888695
Mlp themed sounds better to me, it will be color and show your lady that you really are a fun guy and not boring like she might think !
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>>607888957
Hmmm, good sir, you may be onto something here, this charming young lass is quite a big fan of the show, she's a moderator at /r/clopclop. Perhaps it is the only way to win m'ladys heart. Yes and then we can watch it together (after out university lecture on the god delusion of course)
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>>607886192
Huge mistake: You are wearing a Trilby, not a Fedora. Fedoras are cool and fashionable. Trilbys are for for cringeworthy losers.
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Such low quality bait
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>>607889530
Goodness, you're right, no wonder she's dating the asshole. Well luckily, I'm a nice guy so all I have to do is buy that mlp fedora and me and m'lady shall be taking self portraits and posting them on tumblr (and intercourse obviously)
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you don't need the right fedora to turn your life around https://youtu.be/RaX2gy87BHk
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Here it is /b/, isn't it perfect, It will make my neckbeard look glorious! I'm honestly crying at how much you have all helped me. Now I don't have to go to plan B, which was to have an intellectual debate with the neanderthal asshole jock on why I would appreciate her beauty more. Thank you /b/, remember to contact me through my feminism tumblr blog
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>>607889542
I'm afraid not my good man, I am widely known on the world wide web for my intelligence and debating skills. I am simply an athiest teenager who realises that his knowledge is vastly superior to the likes of his classmates. I understand that you would not understand, however after browsing /r/athiesm and /r/richarddawkins, I continue to constantly educate myself with new information. Therefore, not bait, now run along silly pleb
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you use wew lad when you're lonely, when you feel like no one understands you, when you know you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, when you feel degraded, humiliated, forced. When your car won't start, when you have to wake up early to get ready for exams, when your parents die in the bliss is sheer ignorance, when you feel xenophobia affects those around you, when you feel like you want to make a change, a change for the better, a brighter 4chan, a 4chan of multicultural memes and joyful banter, then you know, you can always count of wew lad.
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>>607890580
still not a fedora, but then again - the whole meme is moronic
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>>607891544
>you use wew lad when you're lonely, when you feel like no one understands you, when you know you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, when you feel degraded, humiliated, forced. When your car won't start, when you have to wake up early to get ready for exams, when your parents die in the bliss is sheer ignorance, when you feel xenophobia affects those around you, when you feel like you want to make a change, a change for the better, a brighter 4chan, a 4chan of multicultural memes and joyful banter, then you know, you can always count of wew lad.
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>>607891544
This is not the place to post your pathetic maymays sir, this is a very serious discussion meant for athiests and pony lovers (bronys) to discuss male fashion tips (as we no longer live in a society where that is taboo).
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>>607891728
>This is not the place to post your pathetic maymays sir, this is a very serious discussion meant for athiests and pony lovers (bronys) to discuss male fashion tips (as we no longer live in a society where that is taboo).
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>>607891820
you use wew lad when you're lonely, when you feel like no one understands you, when you know you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, when you feel degraded, humiliated, forced. When your car won't start, when you have to wake up early to get ready for exams, when your parents die in the bliss is sheer ignorance, when you feel xenophobia affects those around you, when you feel like you want to make a change, a change for the better, a brighter 4chan, a 4chan of multicultural memes and joyful banter, then you know, you can always count of wew lad.
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>>607891901
>you use wew lad when you're lonely, when you feel like no one understands you, when you know you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, when you feel degraded, humiliated, forced. When your car won't start, when you have to wake up early to get ready for exams, when your parents die in the bliss is sheer ignorance, when you feel xenophobia affects those around you, when you feel like you want to make a change, a change for the better, a brighter 4chan, a 4chan of multicultural memes and joyful banter, then you know, you can always count of wew lad.
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>>607891994
you use wew lad when you're lonely, when you feel like no one understands you, when you know you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, when you feel degraded, humiliated, forced. When your car won't start, when you have to wake up early to get ready for exams, when your parents die in the bliss is sheer ignorance, when you feel xenophobia affects those around you, when you feel like you want to make a change, a change for the better, a brighter 4chan, a 4chan of multicultural memes and joyful banter, then you know, you can always count of wew lad.
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>>607891630
I was cursed with fedora blindness, thank goodness that m'lady is not here to call you out on your problematic behavior, have more respect you filthy heathen
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>>607892219
you use wew lad when you're lonely, when you feel like no one understands you, when you know you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, when you feel degraded, humiliated, forced. When your car won't start, when you have to wake up early to get ready for exams, when your parents die in the bliss is sheer ignorance, when you feel xenophobia affects those around you, when you feel like you want to make a change, a change for the better, a brighter 4chan, a 4chan of multicultural memes and joyful banter, then you know, you can always count of wew lad.
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>>607886192
That which you wear....
Is
A
Mother
Fucking
Trillby

NOT A FEDORA

FAGGOT!!!!
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>>607892346
you use wew lad when you're lonely, when you feel like no one understands you, when you know you're in the wrong place at the wrong time, when you feel degraded, humiliated, forced. When your car won't start, when you have to wake up early to get ready for exams, when your parents die in the bliss is sheer ignorance, when you feel xenophobia affects those around you, when you feel like you want to make a change, a change for the better, a brighter 4chan, a 4chan of multicultural memes and joyful banter, then you know, you can always count of wew lad.
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How about this one, It reminds me of all the rude women who have rejected me... *sigh* friendzone (tips trilby in shame)
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Don't wear a fedora or you are a faggot. NEVER trust a person wearing a fedora!!!!!!
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However, unfortunately, I have already ordered my clop clop trilby master. Hmm, new plan /b/, what shall I use in my intellectual debate against the jock?
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MFW I suddenly realized that 99% of these posts are by one really sad troll.
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>>607892777
It matches my neckbeard very well thank you, nothing can fix your PERSONALITY.
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>>607892777
Trips dont lie
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777 trust me mean.... Fedora r for fags only
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>>607893071
How dare you call me sad, I have multiple awards for my book, "The Euphoric Ones", (a tragic story about a group of young athiests getting friendzone by a beautiful maiden who falls for a handsome, religious knight) on www.amazon.com. It got very favourible reviews thanks to it's boost on www.reddit.com/r/literature
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>>607893071
I couldn't be more offended right now, I shall challenge thou to a debate. If your false god is real, who invented toasters? Hmmm
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ITT: supreme euphoria
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>>607893290
You can tell that pictures from tumblr
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>>607893071
Correction - One sad troll and an even sadder troll who thought it would be funny to jump in ont his shit.
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>>607894387
v/ supreme
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>>607894549
You seem bitter my good sir, what seems to be getting one down hmm
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>>607893800
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>>607886192
Cut your head off, see if it helps
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This whole thread is cringe.
Too many faggots. Now step up and collect your beta badges.
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>>607896791
One of my most lived by quotes as well as this one by a fellow atheist and feminist
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>>607891345
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imma be straight up, dont be nice to girls, be respectful my nigga. Dont say yes to them and dont give in to all their request. And Do not wear a fedora man. those fuckin hats will make you so unnapealing to girls. Stand up stariaght and act confident. (this will boost your confidence in time) and also try working out. Dont say any of that m'lady shit that you think is gentleman like, cause that type of dialouge is outdated and girls will think your a weirdo.
dont be a nice guy. be a man let her know you want her, while at the same time accepting rejection in a calm manner. and to be perfectly honest its better to talk to a bunch of girls at the same time. when a girls see youi talking to other girls, they will subtley fight for more attention man. talk to everyone and dont be afraid to step out of your social comfort zone..

Point is GIRLS REVOLVE AROUND CONFIDENCE
I was once in all that friendzone shit, and it was awful and i hate myself for bein such a pussy. you let the girl know you like her but that you are not just an easy guy to get.
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>>607886192
ayy
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>>607897424
I thank you for your kindly worded and sophisticated response, however, I feel throwing away my beloved fedora would be highly detrimental to the cause. See, if I do that, I could become a sports pleb like all the assholes at my school, or become one myself, I might even have to leave /r/clopclop, and walk off with my trenchcoat and neckbeard in utter shame, what would I do then
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>>607886192
>can any of you fine fellows recommend a fedora that would suit me

I recommend the "Farage Fedora". Pic related.
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>>607898596
Ahh yes, his classic 1920s post-gangster highly euphoric style would suit me very well. Perhaps I will get all the ladies with my class
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>>607898313
you dont have to throw it away and the clop pony stuff is your own tastes, but do not wear it around girls, Girls can be bitches and will literally avoid you just beacuse of the hat. and dont stress about the sports pleb thing, i didnt become one so i dont think you will either my friend
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>>607900000
checkd, also time checkd
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>>607900000
What a waste of quints
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>>607900000
shit get
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>>607900000
Ban this faggot please. He wasted some good quints.
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>>607900000
*le sigh* I suppose one is correct, my dear lass will never notice me if I continue to show off my intelligence and vast amounts of pony knowledge. So anon, how should I dress when meeting her tommorow
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>>607900710
That 'faggot' has managed to successfully get me out the friendzone. A very large acomplishment, one would agree, yes?
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>>607886192
>weak ass moustache
>nigger lips
>big nose
>looks beta as fuck
>actually thinks fedora looks good on him

Yeah no, definitely kill yourself.
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>>607887321
>>607886808
>>607888024

SAMEFAG.
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>>607900000
such a shitty get fuck you dude
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>>607900963
That moustache gets me all the bitches in my local hot topic as a matter of fact
>Those lips get me all the bitches in my local hot topic as a matter of fact
>That nose gets me all the bitches in my local hot topic as a matter of fact
>Clearly your arguement is invalid because I am the vast opposite of what /b/ would consider a 'beta' (what a silly pleb term)
>That trilby (as I learned from my fellow plebs) has got me all the bitches in my local hot topic as a matter of fact
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>>607887321
>>607888050


Please stop associating Dawkins with your autistic euphoric faggotry
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>>607900000
How about fuck you and an hero you dirty beta assfuck.
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>>607901486
Dawkins is fellow athiest and redditor, he would be honoured to be part of what you would call 'autistic euphoric faggotry'. Hopefully, one day, you will pick up one of his books and be enlightened as I was
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>>607900000
>quints
>time 6's

Nice.
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>>607900776
just wear some nice jeans and pair of some nice shoes, idk if you got like a pair of pure white jordans or something, but i would recommend getting some, cause they go with just about annything. and lemme see if its cold wear a a nice, but causual sweater but if its nice out wear a simple t shirt. avoid wear graphic tees or anything whith some funny saying or with like a video games or cartoons and stuff. gray is recommend since it is a neutral color.
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>>607901484
Oh noes guys. I've angered the beta. He is gonna hurt me with his rhetoric and obviously superior vocabulary to compensate for being such a huge faggot. How will I ever survive.
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>>607901119
2/3, the first one is wrong, and the 2 after are obviously from the same fag, I don't even know why they wouldn't be
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>>607901484
Wow, you must be pretty good to get edgy landwhales from the local hot topic.
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>>607900907
>believing there is such thing as a friendzone

Influenced by 9gag much?
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>>607901920
I suppose you think you're quite clever don't you, however, I have exposed you as being a weak minded simpleton, I don't need your 'swagger' or phony god. Your arguement is destroyed, good day sir.
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>>607902326
Phony God? How dare you reject his almighty power. Thor protect us from the frost giants and keeps ragnarok at bay.
Also, I don't have Swagger.
Now you get back here and grovel.
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>>607901846
At the moment, most of my beloved t-shirts are all ironic, to celebrate my euphoria and intellect, such as this one, for example
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>>607901484
If you really did get all the bitches then why are you asking for fedora suggestions?
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>>607902910
This ladies and gentlemen, Is how a fellow debatist should debate his fellow debatists, quite frankly sir, I would be honoured to debate with a debatist such as yourself, however, I hope you aren't to surprised with my knowledge of the universe itself

>source: Dawkins, Multiple science textbooks, a textbook from my gender studies class and a pamphlet from when Dawkins spoke at my prestigious school
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Sgae for days.
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Sage>>607903474
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>>607903296
Because there is this one beautiful maiden who seems to fall for an asshole, unfortunately, when I did pick up bitches, it was years ago. I'm still alpha and have requests from fellow lasses everyday, however this one fair maiden is interested in an asshole
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>>607902983
ok find the least ironic or most plain on you have, and i think that should be good.
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>>607903413
You start.
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>>607903780
Hold on, I'm scooting through my wardrobe but there are too many pony figurines in the way
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>>607903650
Why care about this one girl
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>>607903780
Oh marvelous, I found one, I also have a pair of black jeans, she shall be quite surprised with my class
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>>607903876
If there is a god, why does he not shut down anti-feminists and brony haters
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>>607904320
Why should god have anything to do with brony-haters and anti-feminist?
In fact, why care about god at all?
Why care about what others have to say, and what the worlds perceives you as?
Nothing truely matters and once you realize this you can go forth and thrive because then and only then the world is truly yours.>>607904320
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>>607904071
She is the love of my life, the star that lights my entire world, my sun *wipes tears and check my privilege*
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>>607904715
I'm afraid that the war has only just begun, as you can see from the picture provided, I and other athiests on this thread will be supreme in the end and fight off the jocks in our own universe fuelled by innovation and intelligence. This world would be doomed if it weren't for ourselves
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>>607904087
alright that should be cool, just remeber to wear some nice clogne, 2 sprays one neck and one chest. talk clearly and remeber be respectful not nice. Do open doors for her do offer to get her a drink or something. Do not say yes to every single menial request, but it is ok to say yes sometimes. and hold a conversation dont be awkward and try to keep a calm happy demeanor. and question would you happen to have a PSN account?
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>>607904775
But there are other girls out there. Humans are made from the ground up with the intent to reproduce as much as possible. Love doesn't exist. It is about as real as the Easter bunny or Santa Claus.
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>>607905197
What kind of colon would you reccomend for me, I feel as though I smell fine the way I am. Also, no my dear boy, I play on the vastly superior xbox one, with superior graphics and fps
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>>607886192
Go get yourself a Texas fedora.
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>>607905268
But no girl is like this one, she is beautiful, nerdy, reads athiest literature, and as I said before, she is a mod on /r/clopclop
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>>607905081
So you become the thing you fight? And in the end fuel a never ending cycle of hatrad for yourself?
Are you saying that by reject god, you reject yourself, and so by extension are rejecting the world you live in?
This would mean that you yourself don't actually even exist and this is all just an elaborate illusion that you are imagining in some sort of comatose state.
If so, why not just wake up.
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>>607905675
I quite enjoy the round fedora, it reminds me of the good old days in the 20s, a much simpler time, when I was not surrounded by immature youths and swag people, such as plebs on 4chan
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>>607905507
well i would recommend some polo brand clogne. smells pretty god, but if you dont have any thats okay! and to bad about the console differences you seem alright and cooll to game with.
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>>607905692
First off. Do you have a Job?
Can you protect her in a life or death situation (animal attack)
Could you provide optimal genetic material to produce a healthy and superior offspring?
Are you tall?
Are you strong?
What's your career plan?
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>>607905779
I shall respond to this in an intellectual way, with a quote by one of my favourite PEACE-LOVING athiest activists of all time: "The world will only see peace when the athiest youth of America fight back against religion with their knowledge and intelligence, only then will we see peace" - Anon
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>>607906276
>Yes, I work in at Hot Topic
>Yes, I will challenge the beast to a bloody duel to the death, jousting, like in medieval times
>Our offspring will change the world, we will read them dawkins at bedtime and have them attend local atheist clubs and debating clubs.
> I feel this is a highly unnecessary question as when the end comes, the strong will become the weak as the athiests take over and fix the damage
>I shall finish my year at college and become a feminist activist, it's a highly important cause
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I went and took a nap and came back and this shit is STILL going.
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>>607906525
What happens when you win?
How exactly are you fighting against religion?
How do you know you are winning?
What exactly is waging war against you that you need to seek peace?
Why only speficially the atheist youth of america?
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>>607907207
Oh.. It's you again, tut tut, run along little plebian, you can read the posts above for any queries you may have
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>>607907207
Welcome back. I haven't had breakfast but do you think it would be a good idea to make a chicken breast or order a pizza from pizza hut.
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>>607907089
This intellectual debate is making me euphoric
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>>607907363
That is mean. You are no gentlemen.
You are only full of lies and atheist quotes.
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>>607907363
>tut tut
TUT TUT
U U
T T
>>607907363
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>>607907357
>When we win, we will create a colony dedecated to scientific research, kids will be taught the way of Dawkins in school and history will teach about the dangers of religion.
>Using intellect and protest on the world wide web
>More people are converting to atheism every day, you only need to check /r/athiesm
>Religion as I've stated many times (please keep up or leave)
>The elders of athiesm may also join, however the youth shall be the ones who change the world, therefore, it is vital that they are taught the ways of Atheism

It makes me tip my trilby in euphoria, I'm so happy that we are winning, *tip tip*
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>>607907089
Minimum Wage.
No fighting skills.
Austist baby with porgeria.
Spongebob weak.
No future prospects. Dead end career.

So like, yeah man. I wouldn't want her to end up with you if she is even remotely nice.

So like, there are other fish in the sea?
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>>607908045
Which religion.
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>>607907599
No lies here silly heathen, only the pure truth, the weak minded will not understand. I am a true gentlemen, I'm only 14 and I'm already a world renowned atheist and a long time user of Reddit and tumblr
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>>607908316
>ALL
>OF
>THEM
>YOU
>SIMPLETON
>FAGGOT
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>>607908320
If so what's your Tumblr I'd like to follow you and see all the good things you are doing for the community of superior atheists. Also checking my privilege.
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>>607908499
So what about Shinto. Or Norse. Or Greek Mythos.
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>>607908593
That is personal info anon, I am not inclined to give away such info, be gone with you. *tip tip cheerio*
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>>607908499
So you are not a gentlemen then because you just used faggot in the pejorative to degrade me.
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>>607908696
I do not have to spend time educating myself about different religions, as I said, all religions. Why does one not educate oneself on atheism, hmmm, you may find that your studies are beyond ones grasp of intelligence
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>>607908791
Such hogwash, I would think you would want to have more like minded individuals following you, real renowned atheist from Tumblr and reddit.
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>>607908921
Faggot is a gender neutral pronoun, I learned this from feminist literature
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>>607909029
Sun Tzu one said that one must know one's enemy. How can you fight someone if you know not what he can do, what he looks like, or where he is?
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>>607909095
I used to be part of the anti-tumblr brigade too, however I saw the light of social justice and how important it is in modern society, feminist icons such as lady Sarkeesian have truly made a positive impact on society
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>>607909196
Faggot is a term to degrade people based on there sexual preference. So you are a homophone then? That's very unfeminist.
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>>607909546
Correction homophobe. My mistake.
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>>607909546
I can see your concerns, homophobia is a large problem in society that needs sorting. I apologise for any triggering I may have caused
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>>607907489
Healthwise, go with the chikun
For convenience and taste and if you're still young with a damn good metabolism that lets you eat anything, fuck it I'd go with the pizza.
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>>607909402
Anita Sarkeesian doesn't care about her community. Only her Jew gold.>>607909402
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>>607909389
When my enemy faces me, I will be ready, armed with the key weapons and armor

>Fedora
>Trenchcoat
>'The God Delusion' book

Nobody can withstand the power that I will submit to the weak minded
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>>607909881
I have a slow metabolism but I am young. And I actually lose weight if I do exercise.
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>>607909906
Anita has changed the lives of millions, I was a simpleton christian MRA before she spoke to me through her popular 'feminist frequency' videos. Video Games are a large problem in society that must be tackled, gamers, come at me!
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>>607909983
>Nobody can withstand the power that I will submit to the weak minded

So you DO submit to the weak minded?
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>>607910324
They have a choice, convert to atheism, or perish in a world where science and logic rules the earth. The weak minded must find it in themselves to convert
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>>607910102
Pizza it is then.
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>>607907552
That post gave me euphoria
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>>607910227
Yes, yes. But Jew Gold. She graves that Jew gold. Also if you are against all religion then are you against the Jews? Because its known that all Jews are Jewish, and Judaism is a religion. So by that description where you said you are against all religion, all atheist are the same as Hitler?
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>>607910586
Did you know: Pizza is a metaphor for the lies perpetrated by christianity
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>>607910669
Please stop putting words into my mouth, read some atheist literature, check your privilege, and then I will debate these kind of things with simpleton plebeians such as yourself
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>>607910811
Then why whenever I want to eat pizza I want to check my privallage.
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>>607910991
So you are not denying the fact that you and every atheist out there ARE Hitler? OP Confirmed for Hitler.
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>>607911048
It is good that Pizza can open your eyes to check your christian privilege, Pizza is on the side of the athiests, we shall RULE THE EARTH, CHECKMATE RELIGION! That said, you really should have checked your privilege before, if you don't mind kind sir, could you look at /r/feminism or #feminism and educate yourself on how to properly check ones privilege
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>>607911197
That is not what I said, the matter is completely different

>tip tip cheerio
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If she only take notive of you because of your hat, she isn't worth of your attention.
If you still pay attention to her in this case,
what is this a statement about yourself?
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>>607911372
How about tits.
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>>607911618
Whilst I do personally enjoy such an image, it is highly detrimental to the feminist teachings of tumblr bloggers and Lady Sarkeesian herself, therefore, I must ask politely that you would take it down before it triggers anybody
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>>607886192
Obvious bait is obvious
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>>607886192

kill her, wear her skin
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>>607911526
I can see ones point anon, however this lady is my shield maiden, I shall ride off into the sunset with her on a summers day, "oh m'lady, one is more beautiful than a luxurious robe of silk". *tipping*.
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>>607911941
Wassdat? Moar?
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>>607912077
Obvious troll is insuferable and immature, go back to the depths of christianity.org that you came from *tip tip cheerio*
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>>607911513
OP confirmed for Hitler.
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>>607912482
No please, I cannot look at such an Image and call myself an advocate for the rights of womyn. Oh no, no, no, be gone foul troll!
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>>607912504
Obvious obviousness is quite obvious that op is hitler
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>>607912578
Please stop, that is highly offensive, perhaps you would like me to educate you on Dawkins hmm?
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Checking privilege.....Yep, its still there.
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>>607912724
HITLER IS DEAD PLEBEIAN, USE SOME:

>CRITICAL THINKING
>COMMON SENSE
>DAWKINS
>EUPHORIA
>LOGIC
>/r/intelligence
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>>607886192
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>>607912820
tut tut
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>>607886192
Boyhood
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>>607912648
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Change your name to Elliot Rodgers, then the women will find you irresistible.
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>>607912922
Stop lying Hitler.
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This is now a spiderman thread.

Also check em.
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>>607912374
The simple answer then is, everything what it's worth to own it is also worth to fight for.
(Impress her with your personality and mind, not with your clothes )
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>>607912742
Dawkins was a Jew. He also masturbated to a statue of Jesus Christ. He was really into some kinky shit.
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>>607913148
>THE POWER OF /R/ATHEISM COMPEL YOU
>THE POWER OF /R/ATHEISM COMPEL YOU
>THE POWER OF /R/ATHEISM COMPEL YOU
>THE POWER OF /R/ATHEISM COMPEL YOU
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>>607913385
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>>607913366
What did I say good sir
*tip tip*
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>>607913461
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I would have though Spiderman would have hijacked this shit by now.
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As I have no control over the current posts of inappropriate pictures (highly triggering might I add) I shall simply hope that you see the light of feminism, I won't pray however, as praying is for the weak-minded who refuse to use logic and critical thinking. You cannot handle the influence that /r/clopclop has. Now who would like to debate with me
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>>607913784
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>>607886192
I would recommend wearing an actual fedora instead of a trilby, also, DO stuff outdoors that requires a fedora, like go on week long camping trips on the AT and grow a fucking beard. You will have to get a special shampoo to wash all the sluts throat saliva off your cock, bro.
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>>607913890
Someone help me dump some big nice tit pictures please.
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>>607913890
There is only one kind of trigger you need to worry about in this world my friend.
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>>607913984
Brilliant Idea Anon! However under my glorious mustache, you can see with proper vision that there are hair follicles growing, soon I will have a manly beard (Without conforming to gender stereotypes of course, m'lady wouldn't want that).
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>>607914145
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>>607914161
I will have you know, I'm only 14 years old and I'm already highly educated on the likes of atheism, religion *spits on floor*, feminism, humanism and social issues, I'm sure all you knew at 14 was how to play, eughh sports
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>>607914315
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>>607914518
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>>607914518
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You silly man-children may have your dank memes, but do you have logic and reason? Checkmate
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>>607908089
> replying seriously to b8.
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>>607914145
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>>607915148
I'll have you know this is far from bate, athiests will take over the world, all religious channels will be replaced with my little pony re-runs all kids will be taught proper debating skills that will help them fight off christianity, *tip tip cheerio*
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>>607915545
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This is what my glorious beard shall look like, bow down to your new king /b/
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>>607915844
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>>607915860
You got me on that one. I lol'd.
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>>607915904
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>>607916174
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>>607916011
Many thanks anon
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>>607916234
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>>607916302
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>>607915904
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I am going to leave now /b/, many thanks for your all your suggestions, I shall tell m'lady how I feel about her tommorow, hopefully, if she is an intellectual, she will agree, however, I fear she may fall for the asshole *le friendzone*. Thank you for all your dank memes, I shall now descend into the heavens as I have found jesus and accepted that there is a god, *le tip tip* and goodbye
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