>Typed rekt >No rekt thread >lets go faggots

>>607718017
... why.. why does he squeeze her tit first?

>>607718328

>not taking advantage of a moment of distress to cop a feel

do you even perv?

>>607718328
he was reaching for the lock bar that is under her arm trying to stop it from crushing farther

>>607718432
But he's not copping a feel, he's trying to pull her tit off!

>>607718432
>Taking advantage

Son. That's not much of an opportunity...

Anyone have any good ones of assholes being put in their place. Especially one sided fights where the unexpected happens

>>607719364
story? Is that from a fight or a hunter shooting?

>>607719917
some animal i think

>>607719364

shit man, that poor lion

>>607719364
whats going on here

>>607718017
Holy shit I'm going to die laughing

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>>607718017

>>607718017
THE FUCK

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>>607718432
Ima die

>>607720167
>>607720113
>>607719917

Looks like it got in a fight or some retard hunter thought headshots were a good idea

moar contributors pls

>>607719364
this is fuckung sick you sick fuck

>>607720864
is that allowed?

>>607721174
shut the fuck up you faggot

>>607721187
yes

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I'm the only one contributing, OP left I guess

>>607720569
poor nigga will probably got in trouble even though he was trying to help the kid from the bully

>>607721422
Sucks to be like.. welp that car is gonna hit me

>>607721290
everything else goes but not innocent animals

>>607721066
This isn't a cringe thread!

>>607721422
Tokyo drift?

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I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.

>>607721856
Shitpost

>>607721992
sarvi naamaan hahahahaa

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Ouch

>>607721757
innocent? that fucking lion is in that state for a reason... probably fucked with the wrong baby calf and got the horns instead

>>607721003
shit tier jump. 4/10 wont watch again

>>607722248

mek mek mek

>>607719917
Kick to the jaw from a zebra. It's actually pretty common. Hunting is dangerous, yo.

>>607721992
fucking damn i haven't been in 4chan in way too long to see this shit

>>607722248
STORY!?

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OP has returned.

>>607721856
the higher you jump, the farther below you dive

most of the time they cant swim to the surface to get air

thats a clean suicide

>>607722388
did his eyes fucking move ????

>>607722455
The crash kind of ripped her pelvis in half like a wishbone. She died later that night.

>>607722455
dude crashed and died

>>607722609
I thought I saw it too, but no.

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>>607722388

>>607722455
winter olympics splits competition

>>607721757
that's nature at work dude, stop living in your cozy bubble.

>>607722388
he's fucking looking around goddammit

>>607722248
That fucking sucks..

>>607722627
what a stupid cat

>>607722609
of course they did, muscles are all relaxed so naturally they would move around if you were to jiggle them.
That dude died about 3 seconds after he lost his head.

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>>607722609
Seems like he looked at the blade.

>>607722609
>>607722738
Back in the French revolution, a scientist guy was sentenced to beheading, so he told people he was going to see how many times he could blink after his head came off.

Thirteen.

>>607722531
>better bite off my fucking entrails

>>607723027
its funny how this is ok but cp is illegal

>>607722627
fucking chinks.

>>607719364
probably got kicked inside the mouth by a zebra or something. Seen it happen before.

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almost rekt

>>607722531
"Yeah let me just stuff my organs back in"

Dude no.

>>607723167
whoa. well, i never knew i would actually learn something by lurking at gore threads. Thanks anon.

>>607722660
>her

>>607722455
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ef_1423411935

>>607721856
You do realize that A. Falling into water from a high place and at such a speed will cause serious damage to your body because of the impact (try slamming your hand down into water, do it hard enough it hurts), B. Iff the impact doesnt kill them they will either be knocked our or if not will stay under water and drown. And C. If the area they land in is remotely shallow and they hit the bottom they die anyways.

>>607723558
i hate snakes

>>607722790


my dick holy fuck man....... more

More please

>>607723120
are they.... dead...?

>>607722627
sauce? cant find it

>>607723496
back to /pol/ cis scum

>>607723427
That looks fake as fuck. Who reacts to be set on fire by hopping and slapping their hands?

>>607723399
Anon he's trying to bite them off because it's only slowing it down

>you won't be that much of an alpha

>>607722248
that's arterial blood, probably the femoral. Good thing it's cold out could probably stave off the brain death long enough from some emergency services.

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>>607723378
Another almost

>>607722609
>"just a flesh wound faggot"

>>607723692
Same, man. Same.

>>607723422
Yeah, your head takes about 30 seconds to bleed out.

'Course most of these beheading videos take longer than 30 seconds to actually get the head off, so...

>>607724022
fucking pussy pass

>>607723847
Then you obviously didn't look
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=483_1427898354

>>607723862
How else do you react to fire when you're in a cage?

>>607719364
retardity of these "documentaries' is occasionaly amusing but not in a good way. they should just shoot this lion instead of tracking it for a miles and recording it's suffering.

>>607723632
>falling for copypasta bait

>>607723853
xD epic for teh win

>>607719917
i did this too a moose once on one of my first hunting trips. Eventually we tracked it downed and killed it but man.. the guilt i felt for bringing that poor moose all that unecessary sufering

>>607724182
screaming and flailing around in a circle? His hopping almost makes it look likes he going "ouch ouch ouch hot hot hot"

>>607723862
Are you actually this fucking retarded?

>>607722388
Holy shit

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>>607724136

>>607724174
tried with man blows up dog..anyway ty

>>607723677
That's not a snake you uneducated cunt.

>>607723212
What the fuck? What is happening here. How is he still standing and shit. An what the fuck just came out of his throat.

>>607722531
That green shit on his side, did his gall bladder pop?

>>607720864
What faggot elbow hit

>>607721992

I LOVE THAT SHIT!!!!

>>607722790

Why, boner? Why?

>>607723120
are they kill?

>>607722115
Sauce on this?

>>607722248
rekt

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>>607723801
Don't know, but wouldn't be surprised if at least one of them is kill.

>>607724547
Hmmmm , after looking at it again I think it did pop because the crocodile was biting on something and then it exploded letting the poor zebra run?

???
I dunno anon

>>607724212
The whole point of a documentary is to film something thats raw and real, interfering would be pointless.

>>607722388

>>607724814
see
>>607724829

>>607722460
And that's why we don't do stupid shit

>>607723167
I would well fucking believe it.

Think about it, your head is chopped off... of course you will have consciousness for at least a few seconds. The question is how many...

It's a fucked up and un-natural thing but alas something many people have experienced but will never obviously live to tell the tale. My guess is at least 3 seconds...

>>607724855
so instead of comforting the dog in his last moments dudes decide to step on him and keep the camera rollin....

>>607724825
pootie tang probably the best negro comedy I've seen. Although it's humor is kung-pow tier so take that as you will.

>>607724403
That is so fucked.

>>607724950
Are they fucking jerking him off to wake him up?

>>607724403
did he lose his arm?

>>607724950
Why the fuck is that guy jerking him off?

>>607724825
Pootie Tang

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>>607725289
IKR

>>607725144
who gives a fuck? dog is kill anyway, just get a new one.

>>607721992

I didn't know bulls turned people into RE5 zombies.

>>6077223
DEM FUCKING EYES!!!!
can I p[lease unsee this?

>>607723862
dude pls go to bed and just stay there for the rest of your life

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>>607721856

>>607724950
So you get a handjob if you are knocked out?

I'm so confused.

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>>607724950
wew dawg

>>607724950
Pat his head and rub his dick, that'll make him better.

>>607723378
he died later due to eternal bleeding

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>>607722627

>>607725144
Oh grow the fuck up. You seriously think patting what's left of its head was gonna change anything?

>>607724825
Pootie Tang, shebeezy brother

>>607720634
look at her knees

>>607725289
welcome to rekt new friend

>>607725887
>eternal bleeding
is this a meme now because I swear I've seen it before.

>>607719364

if i were a lion with my jaw broke like that id rather starve to death to. Suicide by alligator just wouldnt be majestic

>>607724737
You might be a /d/evient..

>>607723027
Funny as fuck filename

>>607724403
His arm almost came off.

That was some serious shit

>>607718017
typed faggot
ops post comes up.

>>607723627
Thank you based-anon

>>607722487
Beautiful

>>607725762
trying to stimulate him, sexual arousal will dilate certain blood vessels and increase heart rate. Getting knocked out can cause serious brain damage or even stop your heart in some cases. This might be a folk remedy but I'm unsure of it's effectiveness.

>>607725505

>Implying you can replace a loved one that easily

>>607724950
>>>
>Anonymous 04/04/15(Sat)01:53:41 No.607724954▶

Even Africa has better healthcare then america.

>>607725505
Kill yourself, edgy shit

>>607722609
dunno if he moved them or if they got moved by the guy when he took his head.

>>607727247
Is he kill or is this just a joke?

>>607724736
eating the pussy like

>>607721066
does anyone have the amd thermal paste toturial

>>607724736
adicted to vajinal skin

>>607723182
because cp is intentional and vids fund the disgusting business that cp is.

>>607721856
stale pasta

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>>607722115
>Pootie Tang
You serious?

I feel embarrassed for Chris Rock but goddamn

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>>607726882
Holy shit

>>607722487
NO FUCKING RUNNING BY THE POOL

>>607726639

Reminds me of the video of some slant who got stuck in a lift and crushed to death.

>>607726976
What a fucking bitch!

>>607722226
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>>607721992
He'll be fine

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>>607727443
Wish I knew. Keep hoping that some anon knows the story.

>>607726976
No blood, no bruices and yet hurtful to watch

>>607727854
well that must hurt

>>607723212
Did his neck just sneeze?

>>607727443
it's probably fake because they would not have edited in the reactions of the judges to send to the news or post it on the internet.