Shoplifting/scam/nigger general. Post tips, stories, whatever.

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>>607570361
When I was a kid I would steal porno magazines by sticking them inside of news papers and then buy the news paper.

(Keep in mind this was pre Internet)

>>607570646
Pretty good, useless now though unless you want a regular mag I guess.

>works at local retailer
>specifically electronics
>wait for new inventory to come in that I can flip (for example, skylanders trap team kaos trap)
>hide them then buy them all
>ebay
>buy 6 dollars a piece, sell for 40
>some stupid paw patrol toy rich cunt parents NEED for their kid
>buy 30, sell 80

don't even get me started with the amiibos.... bwahahahahahahahahaha faggots

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>>607570361

Back in the day, toll booths had a buckets you'd throw your money in....I lived near one kinda out of the way so it wasn't monitored as much by the highway authority so on a Friday or Saturday I would jam a tshirt so it would prevent the money from being collected.

Later in the day, usually at night I'd come and grab the tshirt and I'd walk away with $75--100 depending on the day of the wee

Clothes are easy as fuck, just grab a bunch of shit and go in the dressing room. Stuff them wherever or put them on under the clothes you're already wearing. Throw the rest of the shit in the bin outside the dressing room.

>>607570646
Holy fuck that's brilliant

>>607571293
Some faggot in one of my lecture halls brings his to display every day. Want to knock him out and profit so badly.

>>607571433
That's pretty good to, and useless today as well. You can kinda do the same thing with vending machines, but you're not going to get much. Plus it's likely someone will pull it out when they don't get their change.

>>607570361

Anybody got tips for carhopping or breaking into houses at night?


>inb4 whiteknights
>inb5 edgy

>>607570646
Kids today have it so easy to jack off. Shit like this is brilliant

I never stole anything in my life up until two weeks ago.
I went to my local Wal Mart and was poking around electronics section by where they have the laptops.
Bent down to read specs on a laptop because shitty eyesight.
Noticed that the "cage" where they store the laptops under the display was unlocked and slightly open.
Slid it open, grabbed 3 laptops, the them in my basket and walked away.
Once I got near the for, took then out my basket and broadly walked out.
Alarm went off but no greeter. I even stopped and looked back pretending to wait for a security or someone.
Nobody ever came.
Once I got in my car I hauled ass back home and never went back to that store again

I shoplift liquor all the time. I take a bottle of whiskey and put it down my pants and then security says "is that a bottle in your pants/?" and I just smile and say "thank you very much" and walk out.

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>>607572107
They're waiting until they have you on video enough times to press felony charges.

>>607571874
stick to apartments and use bump keys, used to work all the time.

>>607572028
You realize that they have your face right?

>>607572517
>apartments
Any reason why?

>>607572517

isn't apartments more risky cuz so many places close together and possible security cameras?

>>607572243
Depending on the price and state, it probably already is.

>>607571874
Target ones where the owners have NRA stickers on their cars. NRA stands for "No Rifles Allowed" and they definitely won't have any guns to defend themselves.

>>607570361
Over 15 years ago I used to steal wallets and watches from stores like Macys with my brother and some friends
We were rich Asian kids so no one ever looked at us with suspicion
We would never even use the shit we stole. Just did it for the fun of it

>>607572028
i used to open games and take a pic of the cd key and get it fo free off steam.

same with wow cards


nowwwww i just torrent or buy my shit.

>>607572742
>>607572743
Houses have alarms and usually neighbors know each other or lookout. My friend used to do home invasions on apartments and said they were easiest. If anything where a shirt that looks like maintenance or get a female accomplice and have her act like housekeeping if it's a motel. He used to sell me laptops, tablets and even tv's.

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>just move into new house
>need furniture
>think of great idea
>get orange reflective vests and friends pickup
>Go to closest holiday inn
>walk inside lobby like i own the place
>me and friends wearing reflective vests/gloves
>Get a free cup of water
>Walk over to closest couch and pick up
>waddle outside with couch and friend and load into pickup truck
>walk back in
>front desk person comes over to us and asks what were doing
>were part of blahblahblah furniture company
>tell him were switching out furniture in front lobby
>front desk guys first day at job. seems nervous.
We end up walking out with a couch and 2 chairs.

Lesson of the story: Be fucking CASUAL. If you act like a thief, people will think you are a thief. No one was thinking 2 people would just walk in and take a hotels furniture nonchalantly.
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>>607572957
Kek

>>607571874
I used to do those things, and far more.

What you actually want is campers. If you find a camper that's stocked for a hunting trip you got guns, booze, ect.

For car hopping just break a coffee mug and use the chunks on windows. Or just stick to hondas if you have barber scissors or Chevies if you have a flathead, or fords if you're bored enough to fuck around with dent pullers.

For houses, don't fucking do people's houses at night with them in it unless you know specifically what you're going for and where it is.
Although it is fun as fuck to sneak around a strangers house when they're home. It's not exactly the best situation for making money, blindly anyways.

>>607572957
This. Number 1 tip for not getting shot

>>607571874
Stealing from individual people is pretty fucked, you're an asshole. Unless they're fucking loaded it's gonna fuck their day. Kill yourself

>>607571293
used to do that at ToysRUs when the diecast "Cars" cars were all the rage around Christmas. fucking banked it on ebay for a while

>>607572668
lol this. They put video of shoplifter from walmart on the news here all the time. Always people who just walk out with big electronics right in the cart.

>>607573467

Yeah I was thinking of these big ass houses about 35-40 mins away, so it's not like really my neighborhood and won't get recognized. but I was gonna check that shit out at night if I noticed no one was home. it might take me some time to get a feel for it and get routines down or w/e but I think it might pay off just looting some laptops or expensive shit I see.

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if you break into my place, ill gladly greet you with a shotgun :)

>Walk into Home Depot to buy a faucet fitting for a portable dishwasher
>Find fitting, it's like 58 cents(Fucking Indonesian slave labor)
>Realize I left my wallet at home
>Fuck that shit, no time to go home because it would cost more in gas then the fucking fitting's worth
>Shove fitting in my pocket
>Grab 2nd decoy fitting
>Walk to register
>Act like I forgot my wallet at home
>Not even a lie
>Leave decoy fitting at register and say I'll be back
>Walk out like a boss
I don't usually steal but it's fucking 58 cents, fuck that shit, I had dishes to do.

>>607571874
Have you tried killing yourself? Try it!

anyone ever do a bank job?

>>607572743
I lived in an apartment once. Lived next door to this qt and her drug dealer bf.
Never talked to them but found out their routine pretty well.
The boyfriend came home with tvs and game consoles, nice electronics. Dunno if he bought them or if people traded him that stuff for drugs.
Anyway, waited for them to leave one day and after I was sure they were gone, I went across the hall and kicked the door in.
Shitty apartments so it broke without too much effort.
Stole some game consoles, their tablets, a bong, a half pound of weed, and about $2500 in cash, and a bunch of the girls clothes and shoes that were cute
They never found out it was me.

>>607574244
No, this is real life.

I steal panties from women, does that count?

>>607573467

Any cars that I want to REALLY avoid?

I'm looking to just rifle through them fast and grab change. I'm gonna carry a backpack and just dump what I can in to that quickly.

>>607574292
That's the way to do it

>>607574434
Try to avoid the ones with people in them.

>about to graduate with computer engineering degree
>advisor tells me i need 15 more credits
>i registered to graduate and everything went through just fine
>guess im stealing my degree woops

>>607574803
Lucky motherfucker.

>>607571433
This would never work, because the car couldn't drive on if the coins weren't collected. Good try, though.

>>607574244
I know someone who did. I think he's a snitch now. I can tell you everything I know but it won't be nice.

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>>607570361
>tfw i stole a 50$ game as a kid (games used to be 50$)
>tfw retarded kid me told my grandpa
>tfw grandpa made me go back to the store and return it and literally told me not to be a nigger
I love my grandpa but fuck man, that was a nice score.

>>607571874
Car hopping is the easiest thing in the world to do. I've heard you should go alone. I don't recommend it. Go in a group of 3-4. Whispers only. Everyone wear a backpack. Wear latex gloves. Teams of 2, hit cars on both sides of the road. Each team needs a small flashlight, bright enough to see what's in the car. One guy looks through, other is look out. Each team also should take a hammer. Come across a car where some dickhead left his iPhone on the dash but the doors locked? That's why you have a hammer. Gather everyone, make sure no one is looking. Have an escape plan ready at this point. Smash window, take phone, run run run. If an alarm goes off, you run. If someone sees you, you run. If a light turns on in a house when you're on their driveway, you run.

>>607574350
lulz

Plants. Steal the all the time from my city planners.

>need more berries in my yard, good thing my city is planting several kinds by the waterfront

>>607575557
I like doing this alone. No Hammer. No noise. Let's you milk areas, you would be surprised what you can find in unlocked cars on game day, holidays, once I got an envelope with 250 cash. Sure it was a kids birthday money, but I needed to get high.


That was then though. I personally never leave my car unlocked & whatnot.

>>607570646
crap, so simple, yet so brilliant

>>607576088
I don't own a car but I would never leave it unlocked either. Best score I ever got was from this townhouse complex thing. Lots of cars, visitor parking, etc. A few exits through fences and shit. I open the first door I get to, open the glove box, and find a huge ziplock stuffed with shrooms. Sold it for $150 because I didn't want to get caught with that shit.

>>607574292
>Lived next door to this qt
>I went across the hall and kicked the door in

get your damn story straight!

>>607571874
Nigger, I will straight up shove my .45 up your ass and pull till empty. Please, come and press your fucking luck. I honestly and frankly dare you to pull that shit with me.

in middle school i use to check cars to see if they were unlocked while walking by the highschool
you'd be surprised how many dumbass highschoolers left their cars unlocked
i got addicted to it and then finally stopped towards the end of 8th grade and i would get really paranoid

one day a few years back when i didnt have a job and i played mtg a friend and i stole 500$+ from walmart one day and a few hundred in electronics and alcohol ...im surprised we didnt get caught i mean we kept walking in and in a hr they had no magic cards .. we waited a few weeks and did it again at another walmart and made our rounds. one even put up a sign this area is monitored kek

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>>607571453
How to deal with this guy?

I used to steal a shit ton of Pokemon cards when I was little. I would tear off the cardboard back and put the pack in my pocket. Sometimes I would steal 10 packs at a time. I got some pretty sweet cards that way.

>>607570646
Lies. They keep those behind the counter

>>607576758
Post address faggot

>>607576088
>>607576088
how would you feel if someone broke into your car and took your stuff?

I'm not asking you because you're a thief, I'm asking it as a genuine question.

I steal stuff from Sephora, Victoria Secret, Macys, Nordstroms every do often.
Never been caught, never been stopped, never even had alarms go off.
Just walk in, act casual, buy something small and inexpensive. Don't act like a suspicious dweeb

>>607574244
Is that like an orgy version of a rim job?

>>607570361
mmm

shoplifting
carshopping
trespassing/urbex

shoplifting small shit is way too easy, i had to stop cause it was getting bad

>>607576953
i use a lighter .
slightly melt plastic and take it off i havent tried the electronics one or the paint ones

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I used to pick pocket in Philly. I'd go club hopping on Saturday nights and end up with $500. Those were the days.

Once Found a wallet at the college parking lot. No cash but it had checks. A friend of mine was a cashier at best buy. The next day made a shopping list and got away with dvds and a bunch of electronic equipment. Thanks to my friend who was the cashier who accepted the check.

>>607574292
These facts don't contradict each other, dipshit

>>607574803
God damn you, god god damn you.

I used to steal packs of gum from the local gas station and then sell them to kids at school. They were dumb as fuck and put the gum stand on the far side of the store.

>>607574803
Fuck you

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>>607576758

>>607577300

lol i tried this shit at a PACKED concert, shit was wall to wall people. i reached forward to this big guy jumping around and tried to snag his wallet as gently as I could, fucker felt it and grabbed my hand. It was so crowded he couldn't tell who it was, so I just played it cool.

>>607576953
That have the removers behind the counters at the registers. They usually have one that's on a type or attached to something but they also have ones that aren't.
Just peek behind the registers when they're empty and you might be able to snag one.
That's what I did anyway

>>607570646
Pam! Noooooooo!

>>607574549
lol,
this is important

>>607577628
I picked the pockets of nigs and obvious douche bags. Anyone who was scum. Gotta reach for baggy pockets bro.

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>>607574549
Fucking happened to me once. Opened the front door and there was a drunk teenager passed out in the backseat. I almost shit my pants.

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>>607577542
Mildly worried that they might realize later, but I can claim ignorance because they didnt catch it.

>>607576724
And thats farfetched how?

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>>607575391
>my grandpa literally told me not to be a nigger
top fucking kek

>>607576088
Junkie scum. No better than a nigger. How does it feels to be a slave to drugs? To go about and steal. Would you also suck dicks for drugs?

>>607570361
>Be group of friends and I like 7-8 years ago
>Go through clepto phase
>Stole a bunch of baseball cards, random shit from stores at first
>Go to mall and go to the chinks, ask for a bag
>go to clothing stores and load up on shit in bags
>hide the bags in the little pillow rack things
>do this for a long time, never get caught
>walk along a supplement store that have product stands outside
>friend steals big jug of protein walking by
>run from nigger working in the store, fiendishly searching the parking lot for us
>steal more shit throughout phase
>friend gets caught stealing a pair of boxers from TJ MAXX
>end phase cause fuck that

>>607577456
What contradicts what, exactly?

>>607575946
old kek

>>607576953
buy the unlocker online. they're on amazon.

Me and my gf have walked out of Walmarts with carts full of shit.

It's easy especially if there aren't door greaters and it's later at night.

Mostly food because am poor, and need to eat. And cleaning supplise, Or bathroom stuff (body wash, shampoo, etc)

Sometimes clothes, if they don't have hardtags on them...

I just get paranoid that they DO know we are doing it, just waiting for the right time.. or waiting for a sting and gonna get us. Thankfully theres like 4 different walmarts we go to.

Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/K-Mart/Target
>Method works with self checkout
>Your target is a large item
>Get your large item place in shopping cart or flat bed cart
>Grab a bunch of other shit that you may or may not use
>Got to self check out
>Scan some of the smaller items and place in baggage area
>"Scan" the large item. i.e. wave it over the scan area high enough to where it doesn't beep into the register, but if viewed from a security camera above your head it looks like it scanned legitimately
>Do not place the item in the baggage thing, it may not fit anyways
>Lean it against the baggage thing
>The baggage thing will beep
>The employee more times than not will simply walk over with their little RFID card and swipe it on the scanner to get the machine to shut up
>continue checking out your other items
>pay
>walk the fuck out like any other day
>if an alarm goes off keep walking like no fucks given
>if someone stops you and states you didn't pay for so and so, you smile, play stupid that you scanned it and go back in and pay for it (return it later for a full refund and try again at a different location
>profit
>Every major retailer calculates loss prevention into the price of goods and they are small business leaches anyways so fuck them

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>>607576758
Please post your address

>>607573223
Tell me you got that idea from Trailer Park Boys

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>>607578797
I did this last year with my girl. She got caught because she got too brazen with it.
Don't get cocky nigga. You get cocky, you get busted

>>607577057
1600 Pennsylvania Ave Nw,
W.D.C 20500

>>607574244
One of my smackhead buddies did that with one if his friends. No one does banks or credit cards unless they're addicts, shit is way too easy to get caught with. He never dropped a dime on anybody though. Good dude.

so, i droped out of high school
never got a ged
decided i wanted to go college, get myself an AA of science
school asks me if i have a HSD, tell them no
asks me if i have a GED, tell them no but i plan on getting one, they say cool
before i get the GED they call me and tell im im accepted
2 years later graduate
6 months later student loan payments are due
fuckthatshit.jp
sign a pitison saying the school is bullshit and i did not benifit from the education cuz i have no GED or HSD
gov buys my bullshit
60k det gone
so i got my college education with no GED or HSD for free

so, i live in an apartment complex, and i own a basic set of lockpicks, but im not good enought to use them well thought (have opened a couple of doors, but took me a while), what do you guys think,

should i keep practicing with my lockpicks or should i make myself a bumpkey?

>>607571293
wilber is that you?

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>>607574244
Yes, you don't get much though. Or not as much as you think

>>607579113
Kek

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>>607579113
So you live in the white house

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>>607576905
I did this to lockers in gym all the time, since idiot high school kids liked to pre-turn their lock combos so when they come back after class it'll just click right open.

>>607579103

Oh I know. We both get paranoid as fuck walking outside. I worked for Walmart and they usually use plain-clothed people for their AP...

And people (always customers so far) give us weird looks when we're walking to our car with a cart full of shit not in bags

>>607579158
Your story isn't green
>Didn't read

>>607579660
Yup that's how my girl got caught. Plain clothes assert protection cunt. Was on the phone with the police already when they stopped her. She tried to walk away but the cop was literally just around the corner.
Careful man.

>>607577157
honestly it was more annoying that i had a broken window all the times my cars been broken into
gotta drive around with that shit. .
once they attempted to steal my radio and couldnt so they took a bag of cookies san jose is a dangerous place

>>607576953
You take a snip and cut that plastic nob off then there is a pin you snip and its free and clear

>>607579158
>Still cannot punctuate
>Still uses 8th to 9th grade high school writing level
>$60,000 for an AS degree which amounts to toilet paper

>>607579563
top fucking kek


i guess i am fucking retarded not to notice that was the white house

>>607580346
free is free

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wew dawg is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear sum lil wayne
wew dawg

>after an epic gang rape
wew dawg

>when you meet a fat white bitch
wew dawg

>kfc announces a new menu item
wew dawg

>>607577041
depends on the store, I had a liquor store right by my house and it was this old middle eastern guy, bought pornomags all the time

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>>607580063


If you managed to get out of the store, Sometimes they can't do shit once you're off their property.. but don't plan on ever returning.

But then again, Most AP asshats (Especially at Walmart) will chase you until they are at the stores property line.

I worked for Walmart, and our AP guy called the cops and had the guy arrested over a $0.7 cup of Ramen noodles and perma banned from the store.

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Shoplifting at clothing stores:

>walk right through the mother fucking door
>find the "mod box" rack of clothes
>some nice shit, most just fuccboi gear
>grab a tee
>make sure its not hard tagged
>lay first tee folded over arm
>get second tee
>lay second tee folded on top of that
>repeat
>repeat again
>end up with fat stack of 5-6 t-shirts
>i've done this with up to 6 t-shirts at a time
>when you have your stack of folded tees simply get one more and put the stack inside the t-shirt
>make sure tags aren't hanging out
>hold bundle of t-shirts under arm like a hoodie
>walk out casually
>NEVER STOP OUTSIDE

If you get caught doing this its because they've ran out the store from their security room and snagged you off the street.

>>607580803
The parking lot its still considered their property. The cop was so close to the store my girl didn't have enough time to make it off the parking lot before the cop got there

>>607579113
Good one, mate.

>>607581469

Did she get any major charges? I know most states it has to be over a certain amount (Usually $250-500 USD) before it was considered a felony.

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>>607570361
I think this covers it all

>>607573223
i literally lold thats amazing 10/10

>>607576952
Go to the bathroom, crack the cardboard, take only the pack/deck inside. Have big pockets

>>607581654
Don't remember the exact amount but it was literally $7 away from felony status.
Gross misdemeanor though

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>>607570361
>>607570361
I lift stuff on the weekly from retail stores

I have all the lego sets I could ever want, a magic binder stocked with playsets of walkers, enough art supplies to satiate an army of doodlers and not that long ago I got Christmas presents for ten individuals -- all of this for only a buck (each)

>>607571293

My friend got fired from wal-mart for doing that.

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>>607572743
I have 7 HD surveillance cameras in my one bedroom apartment. Store video locally and on the cloud. Can access from home when I leave for three months during the summer.

I highly doubt anyone will ever break in though. It's a upper middle/high class complex. I also live on the second floor. I'd immediately call the cops if I saw anyone there. Motion-triggered alarm through text messages is a beautiful thing. Come at me you filthy thieving peasants.

I used to work at Victoria Secret til I got fired for stealing a bottle of lotion and a bustier

>>607582424
your friend can now apply to any number of other retail locations were shit to be hawked is in always stock

including another walmart in as little as a year from termination

>>607582689

Address? I would rip you off so fast.

>>607579574

>>607582689
pretty much everything this hoseblower said is the reason why I don't fuck with overt acts of theft

also smart devices can be tracked down, and they now sell geo tags for non electronics

What's the best way to steal Magic cards from a Wal Mart?

Shop theft:

>Get shopping bag that isn't see through
>Never do this around Christmas period, security very tight.
>When walking in LOOK AT YOUR PHONE (usually a camera looking at entrance)
>One thing shop lifters do is look at peoples to the face often, so avoid that (read it in a study)
>Find a store that is busy
>Find a store that doesn't have a security guard at entrance.
>Be EXTREMELY CASUAL
>Act casual = no suspicion
>Fill up your shopping bag
>Walk out nearest exit
>Hop on your bike and get the fuck home

Easy as that, i've probably stolen £500+ worth of expensive toilettes, sweets, bike tubes, pens, beer, wine.. the lot. Still never been caught.

>>607583052
London SW1A 1AA, United Kingdom

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When picking pockets, practice for an hour a day, for 5 days. Practice is key. Put your pants on a chair, stick your wallet in and use your index and middle finger ONLY. If you feel the chair, you got caught. If you tug at an angle, you tug the back pocket, you get tugged to lock up. Grab a flap on the wallet, not the whole thing. When you pinch between your index and middle finger, pull straight up. Just like a claw machine at your local K-mart or arcade or whatever. Never take more than 3-4 wallets a night, just go club hopping.

>be me in Philly
>many years ago
>circa 5 years ago
>be jobless
>lost my job cause boss ain't making dough bro
>go to club
>practiced sleight of hand as a tween
>fuck it I'm going for broke
>pick targets
>baggy pants
>check
>fitted cap
>check
>shitty and obviously meaningless tattoos
>check
>snatch wallets while dancing
>$400(something) from just those three
>go to different club that same night
>wash
>rinse
>repeat
>left with about $273 I think
>one last club
>left with $350+
>did it once a week
>packed clubs have a hard time finding people with cameras

When you have the wallets, go take a piss. Grab the money. Stick it in your shoes. Take out the ID's and hold onto them. Put wallets in trash can, near the bottom. Throw ID's in drainage ditch.

>>607580803
>had the guy arrested over a $0.7 cup of Ramen noodles
I thought it was a policy of Wal Mart to not press charges for things below a certain price threshold?

this
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>>607583516
step one:
stuff all magic items desired into shopping cart
step two:
go to the auto bay
step three:
leave out the exit and push cart to your parked car

if you took the bus or rid a bike, you should probably steal a car first

Has anyone else tried Left Handing things? Why does that work so fucking well?

>>607571453
My gf does this every time she see's a shirt she wants at JcPenny.

>>607584452
Random packs have security strips in them. Just taking a bunch out the door doesn't work.

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>>607570361

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Ntkm4ayRs

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>>607575946
>steals plants

>>607583895
Damn man you have me wanting to try this

The easiest theft I've ever done is where you grab something you want, go up to the self check out, punch in that you're buying bananas, weigh the item as if they were bananas, and pay. The sweet thing is it looks like you're legitimately buying whatever it is, you put it on the scale and it registers that everything is good, and you're paying like 49 cents per pound of whatever you're buying. Pretty sweet deal.

>>607579174
bumpkey works on most cheaper locks. whatever gets you in a place quicker+quiter mane :D

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>>607584640
nigga, how do you think I got ALL THIS SHIT?

Listen or don't listen, I really don't give a fuck

>>607585518
I keked hard

>>607585942
Time Stamp Faggot

>>607571874
Back when I was a homeless drug addict what I would do is scout a neighborhood during the day, find some forsale signs, make sure the house is empty. Break into the house at night.

Then I would use this house to scout the rest of the area around you. You can quickly find out who works 9-5, where the people that are always home are (old people). If you can find 2-3 houses next to each other with nobody home during the day, its a pretty quick in and out of 3 places. Sometimes i'd take what I had and be gone, other times I would just stay in the for sale house.

Going into houses at night is stupid unless you know nobody is home (IE: vacation). For me, typically once I hit 2-3 houses though, I would move on, everybody gets really paranoid as the neighborhood hears about it and it becomes more trouble then its worth. Just go hit another neighborhood and find another for sale/rent house.

>>607585344
I mean, I don't recommend it. But I say go for it at the same time. It's kind of a rush. I put half the money I got into a safe I bought, and the rest went to charity. I felt like I wanted to prove that there's honor among thieves by doing so. That's why I picked scummy looking people most of the time. Besides, Friday/Saturday is payday for many people and that's when they decide to try and look as rich as possible. So I take their riches and give it to the poor.

>>607585518
What?

>>607585962
Doesn't work for super high price items because they have those electronic things on them usually, but I'll go grab like a 5 pound bag of M&Ms or some shit like that and pay a buck or two for it.

>>607583052
No you wouldn't, you fucking faggot. I'd have pigs on you immediately.
>>607583287
My laptop got stolen once despite me being overtly cautious. Had a fake bait account with no password, guy logged in, tracking begins. Takes pictures from webcam every 30 minutes, tracks his location to this address in some moderate neighborhood. The fucker was on his fucking porch at some point using bait account, literally took picture of his front door. Called the cops, identified said thief, had my laptop back the same day.

For every "smart" thief like you punk wannabes, there's someone like us who will refuse your shitty acts of faggotry.

>>607586174
What what?

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>>607586740
What what what!?

>>607586943
I approve.

>>607570646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lukWj68hyIs

>>607585942
swear to god, i thought that said khans of takbir

>>607576724
Would make total sense if it was a apartment.

>>607583832
That's possibly a work address, but no way do you live in Westminster

>>607585942
Do the fat packs not have security tags in them?!?

Nice!

>>607587789
You're a fucking idiot m8

>>607587974
You takin' the piss, mate?

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>>607586107
NEET life

>>607585518
Top kek

>>607587921
No, they absolutely DO have them

>>607587558
Aw ship, I shouldn't have googled that... Now I'm on the registry for potential mudaboo

>>607589154
>No, they absolutely DO have them
Well fuck.

>>607573223
Please be straight up, is that a true story? If it is I may try that on a smaller scale

>>607589626
IDK if it's true, but only try it at a national chain. Smaller places will know you're bullshitting.

>>607589626
Bring a clipboard as well, note down gibberish. Makes it seem even more legit.

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>>607574373

I work at an arts and crafts store, and the shoplifters there all steal expensive things that are small, such as beads, and then do a receipt-less return. We give them store credit, then they trade that for slightly less value. My managers are retarded

>>607587592
I was the anon that posted the story. Thank you. Idk what was so far fetched about that.
The apartments were right across from reach other. I still considered them my "next door neighbors from across the hall"
Maybe I'm missing something. Or maybe those two faggots are just retarded

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any walmart shoplifting stories?

>>607570361
So is this where the blacks go while we're complaining about their thieving ways?

>>607574434
I would avoid the ones with alarm stickers.
I also would ratter go to a more student area as normally shittier cars but expensive tech

>>607574009
There's some prison routines you might want to practice as well.

>>607576953
Rubber band. Keep twisting it so eventually it will just pop off.
Or if you can get out of the store with it, freezer and a hammer. Freeze the ink, then bash that shit open

>>607572957
/thread

>>607582337
Tell of your ways

>>607591051
Haha you're welcome. And no, your right I guess. You guys are living in the same damn building after all. Maybe those two live in some cardboard tent under a overpass or something lol

this thread can't die

Spur of the moment last time I was at supermarket
>head to supermarket
>express self checkout lane
>had about 10 items
>scanned a few items
>swipe an item
>machine didnt read it
>scanned the rest
>paid and went home

I realized you can go shopping and do this every time. Just dont scan the most expensive item, and save yourself a few bucks here and there. If they catch you, its as simple as "im sorry, I thought it scanned".

loss prevention reporting in

>>607577558
Keked

>>607592371
No I will be devistaded if I did.

>>607574434
I leave my car unlocked. Please check the handle before you bust a window.

>>607592431
dump your tales, you whiteknight faggot

>>607592489
there is so much wrong with this post

>>607570361
I'm not interested in shoplifting - what I wanna know is about running games on big stores.

let's say I knew a guy, right? this guy, god knows why, has a shit-ton of stolen stuff. were he gets it from I don't know. we're talking cameras, toys, game consoles, all kinds of stuff.

what if he were to find a corrupt customer service guy who could process fake returns for him? how well would this work? he gets cash and full msrp, the customer service guy gets his share, and of course I get a finders fee.

anons who have worked in retail, any advice?

>>607592431
question:
where do you live?

>>607592431
how do you get a lp job? genuinely curious.

>>607574803
Now that's the best kind of thief. Well played. I've managed to "convince" my way out of 5 classes for "equivalency" from old majors. Literally bs'd my way to one less semester.

>>607592670
Gimme your tormail and we'll talk

>>607592096
Lol what ? I've seen my friends dad literally pry it open with a flat head w/o any problems.

>>607592820
midwest

>>607592821
word of mouth

>>607579586
I went to a fucking libtard school where we weren't allowed to have locks on our lockers because locks give a negative image. Druggies stole shit all the time, but they're parents were rich so nothing happened.