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hello everyone, welcome to 4-ventures Airlines, fasten your seat belts it's time for take off!
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oh boy here we go
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>>607556483
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
THE PILOT....
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>>607556483
OP this place better be safe
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we are in the air and on our way!
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>>607556781
Good, I see no towers
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it's a lovely day to fly over New York
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>>607556957
oh, you want to see the NY skyline?

well alright let's go!
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>>607557267
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>>607557267
OP towers aren't safe, I heard they Bitch also you if you got near them
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>>607557267
OP pls, I dont want to die with a boner
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>>607557267
>it's a lovely day to fly over New York
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>>607556483

Glad I bought a one way ticket.
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>>607557524
>>607557520

what's to be mad at, the sky line looks so pretty!
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>>607557267
I'm late for work at the world trade center, mind dropping me off?
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We're all going to fucking die.
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>>607557689
Do you want to get bitch slapped by a tower?
> because that's how you get bitch slapped by towers
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What is the time?
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>>607556483
the alps anyone
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9/11 get
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ALLAH AKBAR!
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>>607557774
I can drop you off down town anyway.
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>>607557689
OP just pls make it swift
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>>607558081
JESUS CHRIST WE"RE OVERSPEED THROTTLE BACK
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>>607558081
FOR GODS SAKE LET ME IN!
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>>607556483
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>>607558081
can you drop me off at the WTC? 62nd floor please.
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>>607558227
nonsense!

we will be fine, take a look at the fantastic view and relax.

>>607558342
sure thing pal!
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Hey, can we see that new Freedom Tower I've heard about?
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>>607558421
Shit man I forgot my office keys, can jet fuel melt through steel beams?
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>>607558574
*heavy breathing*
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>>607558421
Fuck nigga we dead.
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>>607558421
Pls OP NOOOOOOOO
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DEATH AND DESPAIR
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>>607558421
Oh man, What a great view of the tower.
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>>607558421
OP if we survive the bitch slap you better go back and finish the job
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>>607558421

ALLAH GUIDE THIS PLANE
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quads get
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>>607558421
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>>607558421
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Shit nigga I gotta get to work in the Alps I'm late let's go!
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>Bounces off the tower
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well that was a fun

now for a relaxing trip to Germany!
ime feeling a little sad but i'm good to fly
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i am offended by dis 2 soon OP ;(
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>>607559125
Brb bro gotta piss
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>>607559125
Can you keep the doors locked? Don't want to let any terrorists in!
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>>607559125
don't feel so bad OP, i mean just look at how beautiful the alps are
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>>607559125
Fuck it ill board on.
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>>607559125
Can i use the bathroom first?
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>>607559125

Make sure you google search for cockpit doors and other suicide methods first
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>>607559125
you don't get to bring friends
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my the Alps look pretty today, makes my cares melt away...
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>>607559125
A trip to the alps will help
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>>607559125
It's about time.

I got a joke for ya, what's the difference between german trains and german planes?

The trains reach the destination before the cargo dies!

Hope that makes you feel better bro.
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>>607559125
Thanks, That was great
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>mfw this thread
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When will Harrison Ford be our pilot?
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>>607559125
Oh shit..
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>>607559536
can we get a bit closer? I have poor vision
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>>607559536
Can we see the mountains closer, please?
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>>607559536
Pls op. We can talk about this. Just. Just let my love open the door. Open the door op.
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>>607560132
>>607560141
sure thing!
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>>607559536
Hey friendly copilot I'm just gonna take the shit, brb
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Hey op, can you come back here and let the co pilot take flight for a minute?
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>>607560228
the door will remained locked so you can enjoy the wonderful view from the side windows!
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>>607560228
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>>607560273
Op, I have kids with me. Please, just let the pilot back in.
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>>607560428
You can go now to the toilet bro, I have everything under control!
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I'll give you 1 million dollars to land the plane safely!
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>>607557983
Dis gun be gud
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>>607559125
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>>607560423
>>607559287

the door is locked, the pilot is on the jon, we are good to go.
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>>607561171
op pls open the door
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>>607561171
also that's the copilot's seat that's empty dumbfuck
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>>607561171
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>>607561419
I just ass shuffled over

I wanna feel the rush of being a captain!
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>>607561578
>This guy
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>>607561419
>implying lubitz didn't fulfill his dream by getting in the captains seat to fly his final flight
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>>607561578
So, you locked the pilot out, what's the next step of your master plan? xDDD
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man the alps look pretty.

I can almost forget about the loud banging sounds on the cockpit door.
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>>607561171
I did not pay for this!
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2-9-1-1 (beep) shizen, vat's ze coden?... 2-9-1-1 (beep) fuck
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>>607562061
>.jpg
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might be the funniest thing ive seen on b in a while
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>>607562061
>Nice goof
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OPEN THE DOOR FOR GOD'S SAKE
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>>607561967
pls...

mercy, pls...
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*TOO LOW TERRAIN. PULL UP*
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soooo pretty....

the banging and shouting is getting louder.
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>>607562720
>mfw
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>>607562720
There's some girl back here saying she needs some copilot cock right now. She's got some huge knockers!
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>>607562720
Do you fly on multiplayer? I'm a regular. I'm also working on pilots license. Would do hop flights with you for lols
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>>607562720
pic related
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>>607562720
OP do a roll
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>Those graphics
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Hey OP I brought my Just Cause 2 game. Wanna crash some planes into buildings and mountains with me?
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sooooooooo pretty.
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Those alps look great
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>I don't even like flying
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>>607563533
I just want to point out that this game has stunning graphics if you have a computer that can handle it and torrent some decent add ons.

video related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCoeQfVdORg
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>>607563867
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!
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>>607563867
What now?
flight sim really has shitty renderings of crashes.
I think this is the end of the thread
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soooooo pretty
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>>607564444
>quads confirm the death of countless innocents
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>>607564444
quads on germanwings flight related post?!?!?!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
THEORIES NAOOO
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time to end this trip off with a south Pacific getaway!
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>>607564444
beauty of nature confirmed
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>>607564932
does op get 72 virgins or is he one of them?
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>>607564932
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GO FROM THE FACE OF A FUCKING MOUNTAIN TO THE SOUTH PACIFIC?! NIGGER WE WERE GONNA DIE!
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>>607564932
our flight is 17, must be a lucky number
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>>607564444
Trust nobody. not even your co-pilot
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>>607564444
We're done for
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>>607564932
Awww yisss time for the aliens to take us away from this terrible pilot.
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just a quick flight over the Ocean and we will be there!
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>>607565387
where abouts are we? does anyone really know?
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>>607565387
>Let's bomb Japan as April fools joke
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>>607565387
Shut the fuck up you faggot
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>>607565614
Only if we carry a nuke for teh lulz
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>>607556483

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAM
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>>607565773

Just one? why not 9000?
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I seem to have spilled coffee on the map and the GPS isn't working, oh well I know where i'm going.
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>>607565979
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Why is that big guy getting up from his seat?
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Captain! that plane looks like it's been hijacked!
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>>607565979
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the fuel gauge seems to be saying "E" guess we need to fly East to get more.
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>>607566631
E stands for Eject
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>>607566631
You're a dumbass faggot
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>>607566968
>the joke
>your head
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hey look I can see a fis-
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>>607567081
Shut the fuck up and suck a nigger dick you faggot
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>>607567405
Looks like you can finally SEA where you're going :P
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>>607567405
O-OP...? ;_;
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>>607567405
Looks like you're a faggot
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>>607567558
no
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2-9-1-1 beep WTF is he going?
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>>607567405

Oh fuck it's a snip
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>>607567558
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>>607567558
Go back to reddit jew
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>>607567541
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>>607567851
don't be mean :(
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>>607567894
Yeah that's right you 4 chan faggot, keep posting your stupid pictures nigger
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>>607568065
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>>607568271
Fag
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>>607566631

You have over 25,000 pounds of fuel and you're flying almost due West.

I hate you.
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