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The Big Lebowski, oh god
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american psycho
nah bro cmon you can't replace the dubs guy
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Into the Storm

Yup, seems like he would be down to fly into a tornado...
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Fucking Trainspotting,
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Zapp is birdman?
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Braveheart. Epic.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076162/
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Fantastic mr fox. Now it's Watership Down.
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Top Gun...can Kiff be Goose?
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oh rip. looks like zapps takin the ring to mordor
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>>607555607
Taken 3, i think i'd prefer that tbh.
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>>607555607
Devil's Pass.
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>>607555607
Exodus gods and kings ... so Zapp Brannigan just replaced Moses. Well that's an image.
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Chronicle
Dear god...
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Interstellar.
We must repopulate
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>>607555607
>Fight Club
>Zapp Brannigan

Does not compute
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>>607555607
Nightcrawler
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Fury, holy shit can some writefags green text this? There's sooooo much potential
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>>607555607

Zapp has been leakin' intelligence to the Soviets.

Bonus game: Guess the movie. Winrar gets tits.
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Groundhog Day.
This... I can't even man.
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>>607556044
Oh shit checked m8! My last movie was the friday the 13th part 3. Yup this nigga dead
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John Wick...... intresting
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lord xenu is replaced by zapp

"going clear" baby
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rurouni kenshin trilogy
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Alien Resurrection, oh my god
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>>607556044
Checked.

Gone Girl. Really, no difference whatsoever.
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I have no idea how the fuck this would even work.
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Wolf of Wall Street? I'll take it
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Eyes wide shut
Death by snusnu most likely
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The Incredibles
>xD
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>>607555607
>2015
>watching movies
That's cute. You can't get shit from a 2 hour play. What is this? 1922?
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>>607555607

Interstellar lol
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>>607557517
That's funny, the latest film I've seen was the original Alien :D
That said is the protagonist Ripley...
or the Alien?
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>>607555607
John Wick....that would be awesome
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Fucking Green Street Hooligans! Top Kek!!!

>Gentlemen, the key to a good battle is the element of surprise...
>SURPRISE!
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>>607555607
nymphomaniac.

Oh boy... that just got real awkward...
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Twin Peaks

that entire town is fucked
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I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2.

I would watch that shit!!
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saw 1
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>The Labyrinth
>every puppet and midget that joins him ends up on a suicide mission designed to distract the Goblin King/Crotch Master
>sneaks into ship
>blasts a hole leading to center
>rescues baby
>doesn't learn anything
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>>607555607
Ip Man 2.

I hate Zapp. And now I hate Wing Chun.
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>>607557659

My god, it would be 2.5 hours of the 'you talkin to me?' part... except with more touching..
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Nas Time Is Illmatic
oh man
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>>607557659
"It's easy."
"Your movie, just got a whole lot less shitty."
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>>607555607
Kek, edge of tomorrow
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>>607555607
>Edge of Tommorow
It would never end
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>>607557819

Colby, get off 4chan.
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Skyfall
Brannigan, Zapp Brannigan
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That kid from Big Hero 6
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Guardians of the Galaxy wouldn't be all that different I guess
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>>607558029
>listen here voldemort; either you surrender, or we will!
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Snowpiercer oh god
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Grand Budapest Hotel
> yes pls
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Remember the Titans.

Kind of changes the tone of that movie... now it's racist as hell.
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Dumb and Dumber. Doesn't matter which one he replaces
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American History X

lols
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>>607555607
here ya go
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>>607558054
Plot-twist kip is jigsaw
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>>607558514
>implying he wouldn't have just assumed Snape was the villain, blasted him and then walked away victorious
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>>607555607

>Human Centipede

kek
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>>607555607
Star Trek Wrath of Khan...
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Evangelion. I would pay to watch that.
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>>607555607
Frozen
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>Radio Flyer

Uhh....
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Running man
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So speed racer is pretty much Zach being all cock and winning in the end.

Life tip: fake it until you make a 6 figure salary. Worked for everyone in my family
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>>607557370
The Falcon and the Snowman?
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>>607555607
>Planet of the Apes (2001)
I'm very very okay with this.
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>>607557376
It would take at least 50 years for him to realize something was wrong.
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>Rocky

Please for the love of God.
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>>607555607

Mocking Jay Part 1

hahahaha would be so good.
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>>607555607
Um digimon and is zapp the digimon or the tamer?
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>>607555607
Peter Quill is now Zap Brannigan...

and guardians just got a FUCKTON better!

"Oooh child, things are gonna get easier!"

IN HIS VOICE MOTHERFUCKERS!
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>>607555607
>Chappie

I...I don't really know if that would....that would throw off everything.
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The Princess Bride.
Fucks Buttercup and kills everyone?
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>The Dark Knight

Nice.
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Scary Movie 5.

Almost any change would improve that piece of shit.
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>>607555607
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>>607555607
>Get Hard
Same movie.
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>>607555607
Alan Partridge
fuck yes.
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He could maybe be in "The Core". I could probably see him drilling into the Earth's Core.
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>>607555607
Focus

>mfw Zapp is now Will Smith
>mfw Zapp has a gambling problem
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>>607560477
Because Brannigan can fill more protagonist roles than Zoidberg can.
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>>607555607
Planet Terror
I have no idea how he affects anything not to mention I'm not even sure who the main protagonist is
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>The Great Gatsby
I'd totally watch that.
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>>607560671
actually thats the same movie
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>>607555607
Black Sabbath starring Zapp Brannigan?
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>Alien

I would actually pay money to see this
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begotten

kek
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>>607558899
check 'em
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>>607560754
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>>607559108
>not understanding zapp logic
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>>607557370
Tricks on you, I already have tits.
Being a fat neckbeard ftw
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>>607555607
Motherfucking Event Horizon. Goddamnit that would be a good movie!
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The Last of Us... I ain't even mad.
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>>607555607
This literally could not have occurred at such a perfect time, literally just finished watching this, Check 'em!
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>>607561443
That's a game you shitstain
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>>607561443
when the fuck did the last of us become a movie?
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juno

>2 hours of zapp being pregnant
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>>607557370
hunt for red Nimbus
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>Starship Troopers
So are all the bugs just Zapp Brannigan... oh god i can't get that out of my mind now
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>>607555607
Literally just finished watching "The Naked Gun' on Netflix. Pretty much the same character
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>John Wick

Oh fuck yes

>tfw gangsters kill your dog
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Debbie Does Dallas....
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>>607555607
Transformers 3. Everyone dies.
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>>607555607
Hot Rod, kek
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>>607555607
How to Train Your Dragon 2..

Zap Brannigan riding dragons, there's probably an episode of Futurama where he does just that
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>>607561726
movie of the year
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>>607559907
>glamorous leader but retarded planner
>actually has a (stupid) sense of humour
>hits on every monkey girl in sight
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>>607557482
Did cracked inspire you to watch that?
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Kill Bill?
Or is it Kill Brannigan?
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>>607555607
Filth with Zapp Brannigan instead of Bruce Robertson. Fucking brilliant.
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Grand Budapest Hotel, probably wouldn't be much different
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>>607562288
Only if Leela is also involved.
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>>607562141
>hasn't seen every episode of futurama
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>Interstellar
kek
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>>607555607
The rocky horror picture show
AHAHAHAHAHAAA
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Godzilla xD
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>>607562020
Yo someone else saw John Wick! Dope. I thought I was alone in the world.
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>>607555607
Lone Starr is now Zapp... This could almost work...
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>>607562407
Would leela be the one eyed crazy bitch that gets her only eye ripped out? Does that make Amy into Lucy Liu? Is Scruffy the Texas redneck assassin? These are questions.
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Serenity. Cant get better then that
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berserk... FUCK
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The Amazing Zapp Brannigan 2.
y didn't u save white haired Mary Jane, Zapp?
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>>607562433
> memorized every episode of Futurama

shut your mouth, mang
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What if the last movie I saw was one of the Futurama movies? Would it remain unchanged, would Fry or Bender become Zapp? And then would the original Zapp be eliminated or would there be two Zapps?
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>>607562675
I don't watch many Keanu Reeves movies (aka Just the fucking Matrix trilogy) but Ienjoyed it
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>>607555607
>Dead Rising: Watchtower
>Zapp as Chase Carter

10/10 Would watch.

Bonus movie: Knights of badassdom
Kif is the midget.
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>>607558090
Kek
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Starship troopers. Oh god yes
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>>607555607
Futurama: Beast with a Billion Backs

Hmm.
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kickass2
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First thing i thought of.
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>>607555607
I watched The Right Stuff; it would fit extremely well.
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>>607563219
of course i memorized every episode of Futurama
>shut the fuck up pleb
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>>607555835
You're entering a world of pain
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>>607564775
You post a picture about suicide, yet you've started an argument over knowing every episode of Futurama..
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>>607555607
Interstellar
Mission ruined before they even depart.
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>>607559922
The original script had bill murray's character living thousands of years.
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>>607559846
nope
>>607561301
okydoky
>>607561662
no.

Extra hint: Zapp is eventually shot in the head by his now ex-best friend Kiff after Zapp sold his ass out to the Soviets.
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>>607558514
is that filename the first number of the time code from the movie?
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Kiff, women are like a fine wine, like a glove
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>>607559804
wtf are you high on
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>>607557833
its both there are 2 zaps in this movie

this will end horribly
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>>607560018
zapp is the trainer kiff is the digimon
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Get Hard

Well damn.
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>>607555607
300
with Zapp Brannigan as King Leonidas
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>>607555607

Interstellar? Oh shit humanity is doomed forever
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>>607559482
oh god the horror
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Zapp't to the Future
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>>607555607
Shrek
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>The waters of mars
zapp in a tardis would be hilarious
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>>607560754
makes sense
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Monty Pythons Holy Grail
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>>607563233
wooh your blowing my mind man
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>Shooter

Well, it's now an action/comedy, and he takes down all the bad guys by accident.
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Do America. I guess beavis and butthead can be replaced by one guy.
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>>607567462
i would watch the fuck out of that
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>>607567462
Lol
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Snowpeircer.... The trains fucked anyways
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>>607555607
Zap Brannigan in Big Hero 6 @[email protected]
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Interstellar...they're fucked
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>>607555607
John Wick...
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