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This girl suddenly appears in your bathroom. What is your reaction

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This girl suddenly appears in your bathroom. What is your reaction /b/?
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>>607428934
Rapu
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>>607428934
quick, eat these eggs.
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>>607428999
checked.
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> Asian
Turn 360° and run
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>>607429099
>>607428999

Well done.

>>607428934

Ideally.....I would proceed to fuck her.

Realistically....I would ask who she is and why she is in my bathroom.
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>>607428934
well im obviously gona have noodles for lunch
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>>607428999
trips have spoken
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>>607428934
Continue walking and take a shit
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do you have a penis? i aint gay
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>>607428934
Hey hello! um would you like to join me for a bath? I promise to share!
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>>607428934
Teach me to teleport
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>>607428934
Get her phone number
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>Oh I'm sorry, I didn't knock.
Tip my fedora and quickly shut the door.
Tell the Internet how much of a gentleman I am
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>>607429151
lolwut
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Godammit now she's in your bedroom, what now??
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Put her back in the basement where she belong, ask her how she managed to came out from it...
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>>607429512
>Um that's my bed. I have to sleep. But you can take it, I'll have the couch.
Tip my fedora and quikly close the door.
Go tell the Internet I'm such a gentleman
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>>607429512
listen here you yellow faced wizard, i told you to eat these eggs.
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>>607428934
>>607429512
>>607429832
>>607429877
>>607429911
I think I went to the wrong house
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>>607429151
kek
> 360
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>>607428934
make her wash me

because in japan man come first
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>>607430164
Kick her out because who the fuck wears a swimsuit in a library!!!
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Risa Yoshiki. This girl is flawless.
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>>607430594
Now my sofa smell like ass
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>>607428934
Rape, chop off her limbs, bury the limbs, lobotomize her, keep her as personal fucktoy.
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>>607429453
>>607430028
>being this new
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get her somethin to eat
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>>607429698
topkek
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>>607428934
kill the trespasser
>yes, as a matter of fact, i am edgy.
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>>607428934
FUCKU WITH HERU
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>>607428934
Literally taking a shit. I'm probably working on a hemorrhoid because of /b/. So I guess I'd ask her to wipe my ass
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>>607428934

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tZKEpQvZrk
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