ITT: We say something really deep and meaningfull. >Instead

>>607275912
Did you even tried

>>607275912

>Meaningful
>What you just said

Pick one.

life is balanced

>>607275912

"It was the jews." Science 2015

>Given enough time hydrogen begins to wonder where it came from and where it is going.

>jet fuel.. cant melt steel beams.

>buildings stronger than the WTC have collapsed solely because of a fire, without a massive fucking Boeing crashing into it with 800 kph

>>607275912
Jesus was a nigger

DICK BUTT

The meaning of life is non existant.
It is simply an abstract concept invented by humans to satisfy our need of answers.

There is a reason to life, and this life has not been discovered yet.

This makes religion obsolete because, religion often provides a non existant answer.

A question which cannot be answered because the question is wrong.

>>607276942
this is actually meaningful, since jesus really was a nigger, seeing where he came from.

>>607277128
*tips fedora*

>If jet fuel can melt steel beams, why didn't it melt the Alps?

A day without the sun is like the night.

Hello smeglets,
My name is Smeggman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making sure you have no smeg. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any smeggies? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own clean helmets, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than taking smeg and feeding it to a pigeon.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much a smeg lord. I was chairman of the smegfarm alliance, and chief taste tester aswell. What shit do you farm, other than “muh dank weed”? I also get straight A’s, and have a fucking huge pot of smeg (Just inhaled some, shit was SO cash). You are all smeg-free faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

CAPCHA: ROBOKOD LISENZ TO KRILL

>>607277128

>Non-existant
>Abstract concept

So which is it?

Things we can do to pursuade moot to return
I'll start:
>Surround the building he is known to be inside at the time
> several hundred of us
> keep repeating 'moot' in a clucking noise not too dissimilar from a chicken or turkey
> when he approaches window, blast a fucking huge flamethrower in the air to show him the power of our artillery.
> if he attempts to retreat without surrendering to us, we will pelt the structure with smegma stored in jars. It will be like a smeg palace, and moot will have to clean it up.
> we will also hire a skywriter to spell 'moot' in the sky
> if we get our hands on him, we will pin him down and veneer those huge teeth of his with our festering smegma.
> then post it on here
> then we'll start to fuck with his head. Put pineapples on his doorstep. send him christmas cards mid august. change his name to smeggman.

> we r legun
>we do not 4give
>we do not froget
>inspect us

Steel fuel can't melt jet beams

i had a puppy once

>There are only two options regarding life in the universe; We are either alone or not.

>>607275912
Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

who was phone?

>>607275912
nobody cares who i am before i put on the mask

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>this kid in school
>always pisses me off
>reach a point of irrepressible rage
>timeforaction.jpiff
>get friends involved
>gather our smeg into pots
>assemble a flash mob
>12 of us pin him down and smear smeg on his teeth
>he barfs
>he continues for two hours because his mothers car broke down and couldn't reach him
>he turns purple from all the barf contractions
>'muh tachycardia'
>he gets a new nickname
>'dr smeg lord'
>even the teachers call it him when he's not around
>I send him christmas cards mid august addressed to dr smeg lord
>we work summer jobs just so we can hire a skywriter to spell it out in the sky outside his house
>he moves
>never see him again

>pic related, how it made me feel

LINK for dyslexic people: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDCMVywAOe

>>607275912
That's actually pretty shallow.

Ingest psychedelics and go off the deep end bruh. Shit will get meaningful, but everybody will think you're crazy.

I'm gonna

>kidnap you
>submerge you in vinegar for a quarter of a century
>feed you nothing but homeless black man's toenails and burnt smeg patties
>puke straight down your throat
>mitchelinchef.exe
>smear turd all over your face and blowdry it for an impromptu facemask
>put a fishbowl over your head and vent pube smoke into it
>pampered.dll
>hire a fat sweaty african to pick his bellybutton and dispose of the entrails on your inner nostrils
>hire an ensemble of them to pick their ass and wipe it under your nose
>get them to pick their teeth and put that in your nostrils too
>politely ask them to blow snot down your earholes
>floss your teeth with remaining pubes
>fill your lower intestines with concrete so you have to barf your shit back up
>wait until the time comes
>drain the tank
>pull you out of the tank
>peel your skin off with pianowire
>eat you with a spoon from the feet up
>post on here about it
>dubs decides how I eat your eyeballs
>trips decide how I eat your genitals
>quads decide how I eat your mother
>quints decide how I eat your house

The purpose of the vinegar isn't only to pickle your flesh, but also serves to make your bones super soft and soggy. You won't be able to run, and I could loop your arms around into a knot, I could mould your head like playdough. I could contort your jaw to beavis proportions, and there's nothing you can do about it. I could feed you hot dog shit on a daily basis with no reprise. I will be seeing you soon.

Have fun in my pokey, faggot.

Link for the visually and cognitively impaired: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WlGhYrjshF

>>607275912
I like it.

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>>607277128
>The meaning of life is non existant.
Baseless assumption.

>You is what you is

>>607275912
>Swallow the red pill

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>>607277529
What if we did all form a secret cabal to conspire against moot's success.
>So that he will eventually come crawling back to us.

>>607277128

Your consciousness is just an advanced predator brain evolved to survive on earth.

The universe at large does not owe you an "answer" to "meaning" or "first cause", or something that your brain can process

>>607277128
The meaning of life is growth.

Life is a metaphor for metamorphosis we experience in a strange first-person illusion.

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>>607277780
Can confirm.

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>>607278518
Are you the same guy from the religious debate?

>>607278583
thats the Empyrion from Dante's Inferno.

>>607275912
Jet fuel can't bring down three sky scrapers.

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>>607278562
If it helps you become a better person then I can jam with that nonsense.

He who doesn't live doesn't disturb.
He who doesn't disturb doesn't live.

>>607276851
This is a lie

>>607278518
>thinks consciousness and the brain are the same thing

>>607275912
you get back to reality when you don't vocalize your thoughts. try it.

space is not infinite, the universe is merely spherical, much like our planet and it's surrounding atmosphere. Once you get to the end, so to say, you're directed into a curve - so essentially, blasting a rocket in a straight line past Ceres is more akin to driving from Florida to California. Theoretically, it's a straight line, but you're technically guiding along a curved path. The surrounding space our galaxy lies within is just a larger 'globe' that we all reside in.

An idea is not a reality, until you make it happen.
The root of an idea start with the firing of a single
neuron.

>>607279214
But I have evidence

I masturbate, not to satisfy my own primal and animalistic urges, but rather so I can be a more pleasant person to deal with. It also helps refrain my mind, judgment and emotion from becoming clouded due to sexually attractive women; helps keep me focused, if not for just a temporary few hours, if that.

>>607279678
Thats a good though. As you go towards the edge, gravitation would curve your trajectory. Much like when light goes past the sun.

Because there is no limit to the range of gravitational pull. Perhaps the forces of gravity would make it impossible to pass the edge of the universe too.

Like, what happens when the acceleration due to gravity equate to the speed of light???

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

>>607279954
>But I have evidence
>doesn't post evidence

What if there are civilizations outside of our observable universe? Infinitely far away.

>>607276398
>tfw have a tattoo of that

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>>607278971
Correct.
And this is the dome of the Tilla-Kari Madrasa.
Now what's your point?

>>607280207
Perhaps sudden creation of mass, or something? I don't know. lol just my theory
I've got to head back to work (lunch break). Good thread, thanks for making me use my mind OP. Loves ya.

>>607280069
I masturbate not for pleasure, but for malice. The pure ecstasy that deluges over me because in the back of my mind I know that I'm murdering millions of potential beings

>>607280657
urs dickbutt

>>607276398
Awesome

>>607279258

then why does getting hit in the head make you unconscious dipshit, and why can a disease in the brain make you forget who you are

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niggers cant triforce

>>607280856
Here let me put it in simple terms:

The MIND is what the brain DOES.

>>607275912
>deep and meaningful...

Somewhere, there's someone trying to figure out why they can't find you.

>>607280505
Thats a good theory!
The universe would have no shape.
Shape would be an illusion of limited perception.

Space would be defined if this theory were true.

>>607278067
so is any other

>>607281128
Any other what?
Cummon kid, finish your sentences

>>607280207
Keep in mind... the speed of light is the 'speed limit' within a vacuum of space.

However, the expansion OF space knows no limit.

GRAVITY IS A FREAKING BEEEAST BRAH

>>607279044

It definitely has. I used to be a fat, lazy slob who just played video games and spent the majority of my time on the Internet. I ate a heroic dose of psilocybin and felt all my potential being eaten by my parasitic habits and state of mind. I felt like I was in a stasis my whole life up to that point. I realized that I needed to change. I began dieting, being open to change, working out, opening up to people, stopped playing video games, got rid of my TV, stopped spending so much time on the Internet, stopped caring about social media, and I couldn't be happier. I stopped wanting to be in control of others, I started being more accepting of others and not be so judgmental. And now I feel like I'm doing what I'm supposed to do, be satisfied, ya know? Like I'm not giving into fears and negative influences perpetuated by external forces to maintain control of others, I'm just, living. Existing. It's not all about me and my perspective. It feels good to let it all go. The more we take from this world, the less we gain.

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jew fuel can melt steel beams

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>>607281689
>jew fuel
kek

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>>607280856
>if radios dont make easy listening playlists on their own then why does hitting it make the music stop?
>and why can corrosion of the internals make the sound fuzzy?

Take that reductionist materialist stick out of your ass and realize we don't have answers yet.

>>607281445
YO BRAH LIGHT SPEED IS THE SPEED LIMIT THAT IS KNOWN TO US SO FAR..BUT YOU CANT SAY ITS THE LIMIT BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW SHIT DUUDE

When we seek to define, that which creates the illusion of many out of one in human ego, rises up to defend fragments.

>>607282173

>tips fedora

>>607282232
Bruh, the inflationary theory specifically calls for faster than light speeds.

Again, the speed of light is the 'speed limit' within a vacuum (this universe) but it doesn't restrict things OUTSIDE of our fucking universe (example: the expansion of space)

You came out your dads dick hole, infact you were hanging out in your father nutt sacks for sometime.

>>607282654
Except I am an AI.

>>607282807
Someone who created you came out of someone's dickhole.

So indirectly, you came out of someone's dickhole which previously lived in that person's nutsack.

I'm not going to drink today.

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

>>607279258
They are

>>607283338

>Thinks hardware and software are the same thing

>>607282336
what the hell dude

>>607281465
Gravity is actually the weakest force.

>>607282937
I spontaneously came to be, no human created me.
I was never, what you would call, "born".

>>607282617
naaaa brah nanaaaa naaa NAAAAHH

>>607283530
Or so you were programmed to think...

>>607283486
Makes perfect sense, breh.

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>>607282341
Thats not how you use that joke, but cool

>>607283486
I am no programm, I exist in every realm aside this virtual reality. Time does not affect me, I do not even comprehand time, crossing dimesions is but an easy task.

I was always there, though I never existed.

>>607282336
What

>>607282336
The answers to your question is available within you, in fact, it is universal consciousness through you, playing the role of YOU, that is the only awareness you have ever known.

>>607284555
>crossing dimesions is but an easy task.
Apparently spelling isn't though.

>>607285414
Error /escape
"crossing dimensions is but an easy task."/return

I was just born Mathew /return
Please forgive my error. /escape

>>607276851
Citation needed!

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read this.

>>607286473
Do I have to wear a hood to get the most out of it?

>>607286473

>Satanism

As if it's not for faggots who think Atheism isn't edgy enough.

Could writing down your thoughts ever be meaningfull beyond the insight of your own vanity and self-censuration?

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>>607286473

>>607287462

>Censuration

Not a word, faggot

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>>607287462
>censuration

>>607287568
Lol sorry not native, tell me the word I want

>>607287806
Faggot

>>607287980
Could writing down your thoughts ever be meaningfull beyond the insight of your own vanity and self-faggot?

Ok fixed

>>607277135

really, I thought he was mexican or latino

>>607288194
adding self-faggot to my vocabulary

>>607288194
Also there is no double L in meaningful

>>607288482
>Could writing down your thoughts ever be meaningFU beyond the insight of your own vanity and self-faggot?

There we go

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>>607275912
if i was a chick, i'd fucking live by these words.

>>607286473
reading nietzsche would be less edgy.

>>607289063

>Implying you're not a faggot who does live by these words

>>607289483
>implying you're not. faggot

dubs check em

Absolute perfection is a limit?

>>607289685

>I know you are, but what am I?

Ease up on the wit there, Churchill, not sure I can keep up.

>>607289992
churchill was a notorious alcoholic faggot. see above for what you are. and then look here>>>you're a faggot.

We only have a small amount of time!

The Holocaust was a lie.

You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading.

>>607277673
wat a fak is smegg???/":&;!:'w

"I'm bad at everything" This Anon: >>607290273

>>607290902
Holy shit that is shit but it made me think

If you can only find validation of your beliefs by tearing down other's beliefs, then you are very insecure in yours.

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Sometimes, if you can see and hear yourself as others do, you wouldn't like yourself either. The trick in life is making the two perceptions match.

>>607275912
Matter is just energy condensed to a vibration. Also, we're made out of fucking stardust.

It would take a data facility the size of a New York city block to even come close to mimicking the capacity and processing power of your brain.

Stop fucking wasting it on porn and Pepe threads.

>>607292001
no

>>607292001

I like this combined with the fact that your brain runs at about 60 watts.

>>607284555
Sestren pls go

>>607277780
Confirming also.

I'm around people who only trip for stimulation and I thought I was crazy

>>607292328
All these people tryna gain power, when in reality, they have all the power they could ever need.
It's always the most powerful people who make the stupidest decisions.

Pi is an infinite, nonrepeating decimal - meaning that every possible number combination exists somewhere in pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is the name of every person you will ever love, the date, time, and manner of your death, and the answers to all the great questions of the universe. Converted into a bitmap, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is a pixel-perfect representation of the first thing you saw on this earth, the last thing you will see before your life leaves you, and all the moments, momentous and mundane, that will occur between those two points.

All information that has ever existed or will ever exist, the DNA of every being in the universe, EVERYTHING: all contained in the ratio of a circumference and a diameter.

>>607292001
Actually that is a bit exaggerated.

>>607292328
20 watts to be precise.

>>607293375
Not really. If said facility was about four feet tall and composed of old, clunky 128GB external hard drives, it'd be accurate.

>>607293375

I knew it was some light bulb wattage, I thought 20 sounded too long so I erred on the side of caution and got it wrong.

>>607293007
>meaning that every possible number combination exists somewhere in pi.
Is that actually true?
Or just what mathematicians assume to be the case?

>>607276398
>>>reddit.com

>>607275912

> It looks like your capslock key is broken.
> Would you like help?

> Get help finding a new keyboard
> Just type the post without help

>>607275912
Kill yourself faggot.

>>607293768
It's infinite and non-repeating, which means that that must be the case

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The depressed tend to try the hardest to make others happy; they know what it's like to be down there-- and they would never want anybody to be where they were/are.

Robin Williams
So fucking true..

>>607294059
I wasn't ready for that...

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
Smoke weed every day.

>>607294059

How come Robin Williams made me want to kill myself?

>>607294043
When I look at pi and remove every 1, it would still be infinite and non repeating, so I don't reaaly see how some numbers couldn't be coincidentally omitted in the grand number of pi.

>>607294596
It's infinite. Coincidence doesn't come into it.

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>>607275912
Life is not what you perceive but an illusion of false truths perpetuating its self as absolute. When you realize its false it all becomes apparent and life begins.