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What age did you start beating the meat and why?

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What age did you start beating the meat and why?
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11,my older brother moved back in with his wife, they had vhs porn and i yanked it to the box art.
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10, at that time there was no sperm at the climax, tho
first time i jizzed i freaked out
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>>607177951
oh and because i was curious
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>>607177466
11 as well. Came across my dad's porn inadvertently on his computer. Opened up an image viewer and it showed some porn from some folder. Heart racing as I found some naked chicks just posing and afraid to get caught. Still remember some of the first images... heh heh sweet.
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3. Put socks on my hands and figured out it felt really nice to tickle my peepee with socked hands.

Yes, to this day, i have a hardcore sock fetish.
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12ish. I used to ride horses and my clit rubbed against the saddle pommel one day and well, it felt good. This continued for a while before I went home and mimicked it with my hand. Happy days.
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>>607178957
you cant trick us, we all know youre a fat 40yrs old guy looking for fun
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>>607179356
Nah sweetie I'm not. But I did discover orgasms come easy to me. Pretty gr8
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>>607177466
i started fapping to the chimp from the wild thornberrys, it was regrettable to say the least
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>>607177466
11 or 12 ish.
I found a tape I assume was my father's and the first thing was a bunch of girls in a strip club goading a guy to jerk off.
If I remember right the show was called Live Girls.

If any anon could help me find it, it would be much obliged.
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12, a zane sex chronicle came on and i wanted To simulate what a real vagina would feel like and yeah
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>>607179850
How could you fap to that?
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>>607177466
13. I discovered Victoria's Secret magazines. I would ride my bike 15 minutes to the park and jerk off in the one person bathroom with a door that locked. Yeah I did this pretty much every day.
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12, because I had older friends in the neighborhood that explained the dynamics of it. First successful try was at 13, and I was shocked.
>Small twinge of pain because unused pipes
>did I break something?
>but overall awesome
>Wtf just happened
>I'm going to do this as much as I can.
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>>607180144
i still wonder how i did it to but that was the start
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I was touching myself as far back as I can remember. Before school even started.

I used to lie on my bed face down and wiggle my penis around with both hands. It would get erect and I'd eventually have a dry orgasm. Not that I knew what was going on, I just knew it felt great when my penis would start twitching. Then I'd get mad at how long it took to go back down.

I did it because it felt good. Always liked girls. I wanted to lick them up and down their bodies. I didn't know what they had between their legs, but I knew I wanted to get at it.
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>>607180524
don't lie, you're gay
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i was 5 when i wanked for the first time by accident i fell asleep on a stuffed toy that just happened to be in the right place and wiggled against it. it wasent till i was older that i identified the action as what it was.
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>>607180524
don't gay, you're lie
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>>607181031
>>607182160
samefag is obvious
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Anyone else think that you were the only one that played with your dick as a kid? I thought I was onto some amazing discovery until I learned otherwise.
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>>607182522
sameis obvious fag
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>>607182856
fag sameis obvious
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>>607179477
Tits with timestamp or gtfo attention slag
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>>607179850
>/b/
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12
Lola Bunny
This specific picture
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Like 9.. I didn't even masturbate correctly, I didnt know how to. I just took both of my hands and put them on each side and like squeezed it back and forth.. hard to explain but still orgasmed. I remember the first pic I ever saw. Blonde chick, legs spread, covered in cum. I was 9 though, so I thought it was her breast milk. Got very confused.
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>>607177466
Like 12-13 when I found a porn vid. my parents had.
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>>607183067
obvious samefag is
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>>607183503
samefag is obvious (you)
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>>607183331
youre lucky to have found cartoon porn at that age, if i had known about its existence at that time, i would have had to replace my dick at this time
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>>607183822
(is) fag you sameobvious
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8th grade. Visiting family in St. Louis for the summer.
>Find older cousins low rider magazine
>Heartpalpitations.mp3
>lock self in bathroom
>find hot chick
>Happymerchant.jpg
>start beating
>5mins pass
>giving up
>MFW the first tingle
>so intense
>moans in bathroom towel so family doesn't hear
>Barely a few drops of pre

1995: That's when I discovered I wasn't gay.
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11. My best friend at the time , Alex, told me about masturbating so I did it. Came but no Jizz came out. I was scared that orgasming wasnt natural lol
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Branflakes
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DO IT FAGGOTS
OPERATION JAR JAR

http://www.starwars.com/this-is-madness
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>>607183831
i really am. i am not even sure what led me there, i never watched space jam before. i just remember sneaking into my sisters room and found some shitty quiz with that picture. it was downhill from there. quickly i went to sonic porn (another show i never watched, and the characters (amy, cream, etc) weren't in any game i played) and krystil. i still am a furfaggot
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>>607177466
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12 and I started because I fucked my gorilla stuffy to simulate what I saw on the internet
>mfw when it works
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>>607185611
is that gaben
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>>607184188
you can still be bi
btw gays also jerk off
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>>607185611
you disgust me
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>>607185215
>sonic
>another show
kill urself
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It's not weird to say the first time I fapped was like 15, is it?
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>>607184351
Josh W?
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>>607177466
2. When I went to preschool I asked girls if I could be their solve. Still into femdom and matriarchy. Also when I was little, I thought everyone had a penis, and my grandma was feeling bad so I said, "When I feel bad I stick my hand down in my underwear and start rubbing it!" I then demonstrated in front of her. The look on her eyes. I then continued the asking of girls if I could be their slave till 2nd grade, and in 4th I learned about femdom.

>True story
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9, at my brothers baseball game
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Nobody is going to believe me but I remember tugging on my pecker because it felt good when I was in diapers, I remember feeling the material pressing my hand harder into my then tiny penis, I asked my mom once when I potty trained and she said I was around a year and a half old.

Anyways I shot blanks until I was 11, but I`ve been jacking off 5 to 10 times a week since consciousness.

>pic related
not sure how old I was here but it was
probably right before rubbing one out
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11, fucking sailor mercury and his stupid short skirt and stupid blue hair.
That bitch.
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I was 11 and in fifth grade at the time. My uncle's girlfriend (they were 20, she was hot as FUCK) told me how to do it. My uncle found out she was teaching me how to jerk off and he dumped her, reluctantly of course.
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