Time to play a game. You wake up in a dark dungeon wearing

>>607121534
Bob

wew lad

>>607121534
wew lad

dildo saggins

>>607121534
What's my name.

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>>607121669

Oh yeah, that's right - you remember now. Your name is Bob.

Well now that you remember your name, there seems to be a letter addressed to you.

>>607121534

Ronwald Gregorson the 3rd.

>>607121890
read it

>>607121890
Burn it.

>>607121890

Read it

>>607121890
It says "Fuck you, Bob. I'm leaving you and I took the kids. Don't try call me"

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>>607122023
>>607122053

You read the letter.

>>607121890
It reads "Bob, you are a fucking nutcase. That is why you are wearing a suicide robe and are in a cell with bars"

It says: jet fuel can melt steel beams

>>607122072
fuck them i should write a strong worded letter back.

"i pulled out."

>>607122286
Try to leave cell

>>607122286
take stamp and robes off and wear the stamp only

>>607122286
You move further and see a lvl 1 skeltal

>>607122286
Well shit its all ready 22:24 guess iv fucked up

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>>607122412

You look at the door and notice it is locked. All you can hear is footsteps in the hall.

Perhaps you're not alone?

>>607122584
Game Over Chaps

eat letter

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>>607122569

>>607122667
Stop for a moment and masturbate in the corner.

>>607122667
Karate stance, get ready for a fight

>>607122667
kill self

>Ye find yeself in yon dungeon.
>Ye see a SCROLL.
>Behind ye scroll is a FLASK.
>Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.

>>607122667
Knock on door

Eat fingers

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>>607122743

You eat the letter. This definitely doesn't make you feel any better than you did. However you feel a strange tingle in your stomach - like some sort of magic.

[Necromancy + 1]

>>607123024
Eat fingers

>>607123024
Cast raise waifu

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>>607121534
>Rest well this night, for tomorrow you set sail for the kingdom of Daggerfall.

>>607123024
use level 1 necro spell
>captcha 404

>>607122667
a giant purple dragon takes you to sanctuary to begin the sacrifice

>>607122286
get ready to kill yourself at 7:27

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>>607122892

You knock on the door and are welcomed by another man dressed like you. He appears to be a monk.

"You why you are not sacrificing the virgin Bob it's almost 7:20 you dumb cunt" he asks.

>>607123219
Shit not the endless graveyard simulator

>>607123447
raise my dick with necromancy and fuck this guy

>>607123447
eat him

>>607123447
I said, eat fingers

>>607123447
Suck his dick

>>607123447
Punch other monk

>>607123447
plot twist: it is actualy the virgin dude who has to be sacrificed.

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>>607123479
HALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALTHALT

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>>607123619

You attempt to raise your dick with necromancy.

Your level is too low and your penis is very flaccid.

Perhaps sacrificing the virgin will raise your magical level.

make it to where you have to roll dubs or some shit

suck his dick

>>607123447
Take a break and spout some DANK MEMES at the monk

>>607123988
spin your flacid cock to charm the other onk

>>607123988
ask the monk if he ever got laid

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>>607121534
I DON'T KNOW! I HAVE NO MEMORIES!

Go Sacrifice>>607123988
Virgin

>>607123988
eat monk dress to raise necromancy

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>>607123447
>wew lad

Kill the monk.

perhaps that is your virgin

>>607123988
Karate chop that monk and get out

Spread ass cheeks

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>>607123988
do this to the monk to appease him faggot

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>>607124136

You begin spinning your flaccid penis at the monk. Your penis is way too small to impress this guy.

However, he is greatly confused.

Pull down the other monk's pants

>>607125076
Suck the other guy off

suck his fucking dick

>>607125076
Ask him to lead the way, continue penis dancing

>>607125201
>>607125250
Hivemind

Bump thread.
Also sacrifice this guy. he is close enough to virgin

Is this the same op as the guy who fuck the vending machine and became a zombie?

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>>607124546

You karate chop the monk, causing an instant critical hit.

You then swiftly escape the room without sucking his dick because you're not a raging faggot.

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>>607125076
pull this outta your ass and throw it at him

>>607125494
Yes we are

>>607125494
Look around

>>607125387
>hivemind
>/b/ in general

>>607125494
This nigga is lethal.

>>607125494
masturbate over his body

>>607121534
Robe-In, prince of half-naked ass thieves

>>607125681
True

>>607125494
Go Back to Loot Body

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You come out to see the Dark Master and a virgin tied to the wall.

Walk through door and yell allahu akbarr (or however its spelled)

sacrifice virgin

After i left the room what do I see

>>607125890
Tits or gtfo, try swinging your penis

>>607125890
Play along with it for now, do what he does

>>607125890
Eat virgin

Try to rape the Dark Master

>>607125890
kill master rape virgin

>>607125890
Rape the monk and force the Virgin to watch

>>607125890
Fuck the virgin, that'll piss off the dark master and the cunt that called you a cunt

>>607125890
Ask master if you can fuck the virgin

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>>607126050

You decide to go along with things.

The Dark Master notices you.

'Where have you been Bob? We're running late!
Sacrifice the virgin before you anger the dark lord!'

>>607125890
spinn penis again,fuck virgin while master is confused

Sacrifice the Dark Master

>>607125890
Karate chop the grand master and steal his cool robe

kill yourself

>>607126346
Ask for knife, stab that nigga

>>607126346
do this
>>607126414

>>607126414
Lol this

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START SINGING AVRIL LAVIGNE SONG YOU FAGGOT

>>607126414
It must be done, then free the chick and demand a reward

good fred

RKO grandmaster, steal his robes fuck the virgin

>>607126414
this + fuck hot redhead

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>>607126414
>>607126555
>>607126588

You use your super karate chop to knock out the master.

He flies down to the other side of the room, dead.

>>607126346
Virgins dont wear sexy underwear
"She is whore" I scream

Select the dark master to talk
>the virgin
>sacrificial techniques
>dark lord
>rumors

Select rumors

>>607126796
steal robes

>>607126796
Now with your necro skillz you rev the dark master as your zombie slave

>>607126691
DO IT FAGGOT

EAT THE MASTER AND ABSORB HIS POWERS, FOOL

>>607126893
>>607126952
this

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Ask Virgin Why Everyone Looks Like Teensies From Rayman

>>607127046
this

>>607126796
Sacrafice that bitch anyway, youare the dark master now

Karate Chop ginger chick

>>607126796
Burn the Dark Master and become the Dank Master

Karate chop the virgin

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>>607126796
wew lad

Talk to virgin
>dark master
>dark lord
>daddy issues
>set her free
>sacrificial techniques
>rumors

Select daddy issues

eat the master's legs

>>607126796
Slowly take off robe to reveal you are a lesbian, then try and stick her whole head up your scrotum

Karate chop OP
Suck his unconscious dick

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wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear a good song
wew lad

>after an epic drum solo
wew lad

>when you meet a qt
wew lad

>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad

> kill virgin
>gain power
> use necromancy on virgin
> fuck virgin

>>607121534
Arthur Dent. The mail is from Infocom.

>>607127833
wewlad is no part of my memebank

>>607127878
Under rated

10/10

>>607127878
>>607128084
samefag off the charts

Kill the thread and fuck OP in the ass when he sleeps

>>607127545
This op. For fuck sakes

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>>607128189
Oreally

>>607127500
Stop trying to force this

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>>607128189
Rekt faggot

>>607127869
do this

Is OP dead?

>>607128912
we karate chopped him

Karate chop your dick in hopes that it becomes hard

Fuck virgin until she cums

where u at OP

RIP in peace OP
2015-2015

>>607128996
Makes sense

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OP here

I'm not dead - sorry I had to answer a phonecall.

Will resume story now, looking for best suggestion.

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>>607128504
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.

>when OP is fag
wew lad

>after an epic drum solo
wew lad

>when you meet a qt
wew lad

>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad

kill yourself

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>>607129432

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You start singing Avril songs.

the virgin seems to enjoooy it :^)

kill lady with dildo become super villian

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>>607129285
>when you answer a phonecall
wew lad

>>607129285
Ask her to suck dick for compensation.

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You steal the robes from the Master.

Suddenly you feel eternal knowledge and magical power flow through your body.

Since you defeated a Master - you have now become a Master of magic.

Choose your speciality.

>>607126796
sacrifice yourself - you were the virgin the whole time!

>>607129805
raping virgins

>>607129805
Scatomancy

>>607129805
faggotnes

>>607129805
Pyromancy

dark magic

>>607129285
>cut my dick off and slep Master with it just for lulz
>throw away penis
>Turn to redhead
>help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place
>let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>ask her if she's okay
>"you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>ask if she needs a ride home
>tell her to take care

>>607129805
niggardliness

>>607129805
suicide

>>607129805
Teleporting in front of moving vehicles

shooting hadokens

>>607129805
time travel

>>607130055
Oh shit, haha thats good. Do you have the picture for it

ability to morph fat

>>607129805
Blood Magic

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>>607129900

You have become the Master of faggots.

Homosexuality: +100

Since you are now the master, you can decide what happens to the virgin.

>>607129805
Ability for big cums

>>607130564
Sommon blakk guys to rape her

>>607130564
Make her Gay Aswell

ignore her and leave, you're a faggot and shes not a man

>>607130564
she grows a big black dic

>>607130564
Summon mongolians to rape her

turn her into a trap

>>607130564
Walk up to her, look straight in the eyes, then walk away and find the exit.

>>607130564
show bellybutton
then sleep

>>607129805
make my dick bigger

>>607130564
stole her sexy underwear, wear it, use magic to replace vagina of redhead with penis

>>607121669
Rob

>>607130564
leave her alone, go back and suck the dudes cock, the one who came into the room

>>607130564
She grows a dick

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>>607130633

You begin to chant an ancient spell which summons two perfectly homosexual Negroids.

It seems like they would rather fuck each other than the virgin.

>>607130564
get fucked by a horse and die

>>607131173
suck the negroids cocks

>>607131173
Set her free

>>607131173
Goddamnit...

>>607130564
make her bdsm sex you with her enormously swollen clit, as big as a nigger cock, just in pink

>>607131173
Force them to fuck her

>>607131173
join niggers

>>607131173
then they see you and try to fuck you

>>607131173
turn her into a trap and make this into a foursome

>>607131173
the niggers try to double stuff your ass with their cocks but since you are the faggotborn now you have a thor dildo up your ass already pluged in

>>607131227
this

>>607131173
turn redhead in nigro redhead

>>607131651
mr handy?

wake up, turns out you tried karatechopping the monk in the beginning, but slipped and fell on your head

>>607131828
this

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>>607131289
>>607131355
>>607131356

You begin to get fucked by the niggers. Your asshole is taking severe damage.

>>607131790
:^)

>>607132067
Cast a healing aura to keep the fun going.

>>607132067
suck that guy while getting pounded

>>607132067
use enlarge person spell on the nigger

>>607132067
Use your skills to cock slap them to death

>>607132067
die from the AIDs you just got

>>607132385
This

>>607131173
Let niggers fuck each other while you fuck virgin

>>607132067
You take a shit to reduce the damage. The niggers faint. The virgin likes this

>>607132385
Do this one feggit

>>607132067
sacrifice virgin and use blood for lube with niggers

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>>607132067

>>607132067
cut negro dick, play on "it`s okey to be gay" it like it flute

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>>607132434

You suddenly feel ill.

You forgot that AIDS is the weakness of Faggots and now all your power is being sucked out of you.

You are slowly dying.

>>607132714
Kek, this one

>>607132761
become undead

>>607132761
use the faggot power to summon a faggot medic to cure your faggot aids.

Also, it's time for the virgin to die.

>>607132761
Suck some healing dick

>>607132965
This

>>607132761
Fuck the virgin, spreading the aids lowers chance of death

>>607132761
pull off robes to reveal the suicide bomb strapped to your chest, & in your final defiance of the cis- scum explode killing everyone

>>607132965

You begin to shift into the world of the undead.

Your soul floats towards the sky.
Since you posses a soul of a master you can reincarnate as any physical being of your choosing.

Choose wisely.

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>>607133303

Forgot pic.

>>607133303
a nigger

>>607132761
I`m gay now
Let`s create charity fund to save my life

>>607133303
HA
you forgot something

>>607133303
an lemon
>not a lemon, an lemon

>>607133303
reincarnate into obama the day before being president

>>607132761
Take a selfie once there. Post to tumblr.

A blood demon lord

you become OP

>>607133303
>>607133364

Reincarnate as Cockzilla, go straight for Tokyo.

>>607133303
reincarnate as the virgin

>>607133303
Tentical monster

Isn't/wasn't there a website with this kind of story stuff? Anyone remember the name?

>>607133303
hulk hogan

>>607133712
4chan, here's a link >>607121534

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>>607133380
>>607133611

You wake up in your new body. You have become the Master of Hamburgers.

Now that you have a new body, what do you do next?

>>607133364
the virgin

>>607121534
brad the rapist

>>607133942
be summoned by some faggot master

>>607133942
Explore around

>>607133942
expand dong

>>607133942
bomb Iran

>>607133942
Go fuck yourself

>>607133942
spin negroid cock

>>607133942
strangle yourself

>>607133942
rub one out

>>607133942
become president

>>607133712
u mean mspaintadventures?