Question for the straight guys of /b/, Would you fuck the ass

>>606854927
> $10K
> Looks like a chick from behind
> No STD

Hell yea I would. And I'm not even OP, therefore not faggot.

you had me at 10k

>>606854927
MomAnon here.

>inb4 tits or gtfo

Been on near-obsessively since the Boston Bombings. Yes, I'm an INTJ. I get some good, honest laughs from /b/, love the white knight raids (Jerkin' Joes and the kid who didntknooooo) and think that what was done for Dusty the Cat was an extremely proud moment in the history of 4chan.

Only rarely do I identify myself. It's simply not necessary most of the time. Also don't want to be called attention whore, be flooded with tits or gtfo, or other summer-level bullshit.

I also lurk in /pol/ and /int/. Might have to head over to /fit/ one day, stretch my cables.

Sure, why not.

Won't even need the Viagra, sure.

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>>606854927
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear a good song
wew lad

>after an epic drum solo
wew lad

>when you meet a qt
wew lad

>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad

then again I like traps.... so... yea i would.

>>606854927
I'm not gay, but 10k is 10k.
Just put a bag over the face

>>606854927
I'd fuck for free

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For free

Any more of the person attached to this ass?

>>606854927
id fuck you.

>>606854927
whats the story with this ass?
ive seen it around a while now

>>606855195
tits or gtfo

I would pay 10k to fuck that

>>606855383
i dont care whats attached to that ass id still fuck you

>>606854927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9O1TMJyhmw

>>606854927
>fuck the ass in the webm until you came
>10,000$
Bitch I'll fuck that everyday and be public about it for a year for 10,000$.

>>606854927
id fuck you no matter what for that

>>606855455
you have too much money

more from wherever that ass came from.

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Would've done it for free, no homo. Don't really like anal in practice though so being gay is pretty much not an option.

not sure if trap or girl
assuming no dick , yes

I'd do it for me. More of that glorious ass please.

Yes. Don't like but holes tho. But if I'm getting paid to... yeh. O yeh.

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>>606854927
yes. i fucking love this guy. we call him ass bro

and from what he's said, he's not even gay lol there's so many dudes that wanna fuck him and he's straight lol how's that for irony

he just did it to fuck with people lmfao

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>>606855627
Guess what time it is?

>That's right. Rape time.

>>606855689
would demolish/10

>>606855808
>shave cock and balls and asshole and record yourself waving your ass around and spreading your cheeks all over the web
>but actually hes straight
uhh okay
good joke i guess

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>>606855627
Heeeyy bro. I'm like you. Hate anal stuff. I could see if it was a turn on for me shit it'd have done everything by now. But yeh. No.

>>606855808

We all know it's really a cock loving ass.

>>606854927
Sure.

Really there's not many people I wouldn't fuck for 10,000 dollars. You can film it if you want.

M
O
A
R

>>606854927
>wew lad
>>606855627
>>606855689
>>606855808
>>606856117

How do I get an ass like this?

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>>606856593

Be gifted, love cock.

>>606856593
genetics, too much estorgen and not too skinny.
on downside it might cause actual manboobs unless you're into that shit.

>>606856749
Gay or straight 10/10 would ram dat ass

>>606856749
Already love cock.
>>606856900
The more girly the better

>>606854927
yes, id do it for half the money and i don't need Viagra.

This is a guy on hormones right? Because that's a woman's ass and hips. He has curves.

>>606857193
>The more girly the better

God I love boys like you.

sauce?

>>606854927
No because I'm not a sell out and don't need to pay for sex. Also would never fuck a man.

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how about this butt?

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>>606857287
>This is a guy on hormones right?

No hormones.

>>606857455

God yes.

ITT people who need to get a fucking grip on their sexuality

>10k
>unlimited viagra
>put screen on back and fuck ass to some sexy ass asian porn
>get off
>mfw 10k richer with an unlimited supply of viagra to sell

Yeah probs...

>>606857481

Bullshit I'm on whoremoans and my ass doesnt look nearly as good as his.

>>606857481

Does he do more with his dick? More of a dick guy myself

>>606857392
so basically you're a gigantic faggot.

ok

ass implants

>>606857663
>Bullshit I'm on whoremoans and my ass doesnt look nearly as good as his.

Better be posting yours for comparison.

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>>606857677

Mhmm

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>>606854927
Can I do it twice for 20 thou?

>>606855370
sauce?

>>606857736
Good one

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>>606857677

<3

>>606854927
trap, would not fuck.

if it has a dick, was a dick or is a dick.. will not fuck. Albeit every man has his price... mine is exceptionally high, you'll have to add several zeros to your figure OP.

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>>606857845
>tfw flat ass

I........... think I just turned gay.

>>606854927
I would fuck you twice

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Mine ^__^

>>606858507
>>606858384

Let's see your dicks now. And feet. And chests.

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>>606858507
>>606858384
>>606858333
Omfg, my dick

>>606858385
Everyone is a tad gay(some more than others). I think it's just a biological adaptation to allow for bonding, also in case we're in an environment without the opposite sex for an extended period of time. This applies to both males and females.

>>606858172
>would not tap that ass
>thus is a gigantic faggot
>think he's a man

You can only be a man, OR a faggot, anon, not both ad you just choosed the later.

>>606858420
>>606858420
That's assbro from /gif/ probably not OP

you had me at fuck

>unlimited viagra
>sell Viagra for billions undercutting the pharmacy prices

>>606855627
The 'fag' was unnecessary, your clearly a dude. Great ass, but still can tell

>>606858172
how fucking GAY do you have to be to not fuck some booty for TEN GRAND CASH

literally anyone comfortable with their sexuality would do it

>>606858851
as previously stated. EVERY man has his price. faggot.

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More of my ass :3

I've always wanted to grow up having a group of guy friends.. and then showing them my ass and seducing them all into gangbanging me...

>>606854927
Don't need viagra.
Money's an added bonus.
Don't care if someone found out
As long as their voice doesn't sound too much like a man's I'd fuck that ass raw.

Absolutely if jerk his dick to

>>606854927
I'd fuck and cum in that ass with just that 3rd point,implying i need cash/viagra

Dat ass would look so good rippling when i fuck him

>>606859092
You have a gorgeous bottom KIK? I would love to fap to you all day.

>>606859050
>would do it

this guy wouldn't. 10k is a drop in the bucket and I'll pass when it involves a dudes ass.

>>606859175
>Dat ass would look so good rippling when i fuck him

Jiggling every time we pound it.

Dick is diamonds for this thread

>>606859092
That sounds kind of gay

>>606854927
Bruh, I'd fuck that for 10k and let everyone know.

>>606859092
What's your max girth you've taken? I'm a little on tlarger size and I wanna see if you can take it

>>606859092
>>606858507
That butt. <3

I'd fuck it for free, i don't care about the rest lol

>>606857455
>>606858507
I'd rather make you wear that plug underneath a cute pair of panties while I have you out with me on a date, with you in a cute little evening dress.

>>606859092
This is so beautiful like a work of priceless art I shutter to think I will never feel the warmth of these buttocks and feel the sensation of my face rubbing across your goosepimpled bottom.

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>>606859534
>What's your max girth you've taken?

I think 5. My ass is pretty tight.

But I'd be such a cock taking for a line of guys.

>>606859092
Have you got kik?

>>606859799
Mmm at my base I top at 6 around and about 9 long would you perhaps be willing to attempt it?

>>606859799
Got any cute panties to show off?
And how would you feel about >>606859629 ?

$10,000 and guarantee no diseases and no one finds out? I'd fuck pretty much anything under those conditions.

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>>606859629

I'm a cock loving whore. I do naked and multiple cocks only.

>>606859963

Fuck yeah, if you had 2 or more others in line.

>>606860216
Gonna be honest I'm violently jerkin it now

I'm gay now. I love boy bubble butts now.

Fuck.

Post more videos of your ass, do you have any of you twerking? Or wearing girls clothes? You'd look so good in lingerie.

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>>606854927
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.

>when you hear a good song
wew lad

>after an epic drum solo
wew lad

>when you meet a qt
wew lad

>your favourite band announces a new album
wew lad
 

 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

  

 

  

 

  

     
 

  
                       
 


 

 

 

       


    
  
  
  
  

>>606860216
Inflatable vibrating plug, inflated to the biggest size with the vibration set to the highest setting. Guaranteed to make you cream your panties halfway through the evening. Would you do it then?

>>606860216
Definitely need to see them cheeks spread.

>>606858384
It's genetics sweetie ur still lovely in your own way, u have moobies?

>>606854927
Nigga I would pay 5 dollars to fuck that ass.

>>606860419
this looks like something an 8yo drew on MS paint. - forget ti fag. It will go on the ashheep of failed meems

>>606860665
Good lord

man i hate this guy
Im trying to squat my way to this ass but i can't compete

>>606860871
>>606861010
This looks like NatalieLovesCum's ass.

Oh look, another faggot thread. Don't you have any underaged boys to masturbate to, disgusting cravens?

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>>606855235

>>606861129
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>>606861223
Would love to make you cum in your panties

>>606858941

It fools a whole lot of people, most straight guys don't spend enough time comparing guys and girls asses to notice the difference.

pretty sure every straight guy wants that

>>606861586

I know I fucking do.

>>606861586
>straight
>>>606855627

>>606861223
Any chance of a video of you bending over and touching your toes?

>>606862201
How old are you?

>>606861291
>>606862290
its not him dumbass

>>606861586
No, because i don't pound butt or suck dick. Hate to break it for you mate, but you're a homofag.

>>606862356
over 20 under 25 ;)