Horse pussy/dick Thead.
I've been around horses and honestly if you can get around the general smell of horses (which isn't that bad) their pussies probably smell better than a girls pussy just because they are constantly exposed to air and such
My problem though, is that they are much higher and more difficult to access, and unless the horse knows you very well, you'll likely get bucked (ie. they'll fucking kick you with their hind legs and break your fucking face)
If it was a horse I grew up with and knew very well, and I could sense she was frustrated or wanted it, I'd oblige though...just because I wouldn't want to be cruel. That's if I couldn't get her a male counterpart to fulfill her needs. Horses are very intelligent and they do love and they do develop crushes on humans.
>>606816056
Id love to take a horse dick
>>606814963
Is this supposed to be a non-clop thread or did you miss the already existing one?
>>606806190
>>606817740
I posted that, and I'm not sure what your angle is, but it's true.
It's indescribable the feelings that you can have towards a horse and likewise. I grew up with a horse. Her name was Holly because she was born on christmas eve.
I loved her and she loved me. I could ride her bareback (I know sounds funny) over anything. She'd jump with me over creeks, trees, she'd swim in ponds you fucking name it. I grew up with her, and I loved her with all the love that I had. I know horses, and I know that if she was in human form, she would have with me. She begged for it, a lot , especially when she was in heat, and I hated to leave her. I just wanted to be by her side. You don't understand the relationships that can develop between people and horses. They can get pretty complex. She loved nutter butters. Like she was insane for nutter butter bars. Fuck man... feels.
>>606819075
I always wanted to have a horse. That's probably why I developed a horse fetish.
Who here owns a Chance from BD?
>>606819586
I do just not taking pictures of it because im lazy.
>>606819287
You need to go to stable and learn to ride. Typically they will set you up with a horse that is most acclimated to you... and then you'll develop a relationship with that horse. Once a horse knows you and recognizes you, and likes you... you don't even understand. It's like having a new best friend. And it's difficult to leave them... like you feel pain leaving them.
I dunno. I love horses. I'm sure you have a fetish, and I think your fetish is okay, but I think that if you were around a horse, it'd become so much more than that.
>>606819586
I own a Nox. I'm building up to be able to take a medium or large Chance. I'm not taking a picture either, for the same reason as this anon.>>606820038
>>606820138
It probably would become more. I'd go to a stable but I don't want to go to a alone and no one I know wants to learn to ride with me.
MLP and Horsedicks.
You're a faggot op.
>>606820357
Hey, just because I like it in the ass doesn't mean I'm a faggot!
>>606820355
Hilting a large Chance is like nothing else.
>>606816056
You dont seem to know them all that well.
Mares like having sex, once they learn you will have sex with them some will come close to rapeing you when they are horny.
>>606818710
non-clop
>>606820951
I'm saving myself for it.
>>606821138
>some will come close to rapeing you
That's my kind of mare.
>>606821241
Aw, phooey.
>>606821418
My shetland can be very aggressive.
I've even let her do all the work. Pulled my cock out for her and she backed herself onto me and fucks me.
I ment this tread to be real horses not clop lol.
>>606820355
>"It probably would become more. I'd go to a stable but I don't want to go to a alone and no one I know wants to learn to ride with me."
Just go. Even if by yourself. Go there, and sign up whatever you have to sign up for. Tell the people the truth... that you love horses and that you've never been around one and you want to be around them now.
You'll have to pay, but they will graciously accept your money. And they will show you everything they know about horses. You'll learn to ride, and much more. After a few sessions you'll start to develop a relationship with one. You just have to go man, it's not that hard. Just do it. (if you're really serious and not trolling)
>>606819586
whats the point of these things really?
also, what are best relasitic normal dildos where to find
>>606822490
I want to but I don't like doing things outside alone. Outside is dangerous and I don't care for it.
>>606819586
I have a medium naga but I still can't take the fucking knot. I always get really close and then it's too much.
>>606822716
The point of them is to stick them up your butt and ride them.
If you are looking for cheap bad quality cock shaped dildos there are thousands on amazon.
Just spend the extra money for quality silicone.
>>606822968
The Naga is a great toy. My XL is my current favorite of all my toys.
Just give it a few more sessions and take it slow, you will get the knot, and when you do it will be AMAZING.
>>606823309
where for good quality?
>>606814963
It just goes to show the imperfection, mortality, and ultimately, pointlessness of the the human nature when you can get aroused by another animal's genitals. Admit to your existence through chemicals and mentality through logical spontaneity, and honestly, you're current pointlessness founded in future perfection to be your law.
Fuck this all is weird.
>>606823668
Amazon has some
Just make sure it is ACTUALLY silicone. Lots of places claim to be "silicone" but are actually just rubberized PVC
>>606822830
>>606822490
you two are fucking losers. ones in love with a horse the other is too afraid to go outside to meet his horse love.
>>606814963
>>606814963
Dude you're lucky that is my fetish incarnate. I'll contraboot i just wish someone in cali owned a horse i could suck off.
>>606824752
I'm not actually interested in horse love, but I do want to take riding lessons. I just don't want to take lessons with strangers, I'd like someone I know to go as well to make the whole experience more fun.
>>606817337
DITTO
>>606817337
im gonna continue to contraboot cause I am horse dick faggot. Rather i fucking love them, wish i had one to jerk off.
>>606822490
>Tell the people the truth... that you love horses and that you've never been around one and you want to be around them now.
that sounds creepy, just tell them your friend/family has horses and you want to learn so you can go riding with them
Anyone got any good gifs/webms of horses cumming? Thats what really gets me, they shoot gallons
>>606820138
>>606819287
must find a fucking stable like now.
Anyone have some gifs of someone playing with the horses balls?
>>606820951
anymore webm like this?
>>606822490
>>606826153
>>606789251
..,,,,,
>>606826450
God damn, there need to be more videos like this of people actually pleasuring male horses.
That guy looks like he really knows what hes doing.
Has no one noticed that the person spelled thread wrong?
Yo, where can I find vids of chicks getting fucked by raging horsecock?
>>606826450
fuck this is hot holy shit.
I am a skinny dude and generally i like women. (don't worry i won't be like IM NOT A FAG) cause lets face it i also get hard off big horse cock.
Anyways my point is, this video is fucking hot and would totally suck someone off just to get a chance to jerk off a horse.
>>606827070
sissi/ struppi
>>606827326
horses are so goddamn sexy they transcends gay/straight
>>606827281
Oh man that looks so good and delicious would love to play with them myself
>>606827326
Doesn't being gay mean you are attracted to like the human male body and male features? Fuck if I know. Had multiple chances to hook up with gay dudes. Never wanted to. Best friend is a gay male model. Want to stick it in a horse butt though. Am I gay? Don't really care
Anyone have any experiences fucking a mare? What is that like?
>>606828184
Thank you so much anon thank you
>>606814963
Yeah, it's furry, but *meh* still a nice horsedick to fap over.
>>606828184
I just seen this on the front page and i have to know y this is a thing?
>>606828539
Furry or not, that's a really elegant anthropomorphized horse.
yall are into some weird shit
>>606828629
Because the world is filled with a wide variety of fetishes. And because, why not?
Can we get some close up animal sex? I really enjoy to see nature at work, no humans involved. Any good places you can look at that for free?
>>606828908
Not much different than yours in most respects
>>606828374
I do all the time.
They like it and so do I.
>>606828728
IKR? In this age of increasingly bizarre surgeries, one can dream that we're not too far away from an attractive man getting a horsedick grafted on...
>>606828912
I get that there r fetishes all over but ive never understood the beast thing and never cared to ask til now. Skimmed the thread and i dont get it.
>>606829007
What is horse pussy like compared to human pussy?
>>606826450
Not into horses myself but out of general curiosity, do horses really cum that fast or is that guy a master hand jobber/jobist?
>>606829418
probably like a really loose pussy
>>606829572
horses last like 5 seconds
>>606829418
besides the way they can move it and grip you and squeez you it feels similar. it can be a bit warmer too.
>>606829399
I would assume it's more of an exposure type of thing. Or more or less psychologically. It's what gets them off. They probably don't know the whole basis on how it started. But, I could be wrong. Unless someone would like to elaborate.
Like for me, disregarding beast, I love cumshots or cum play. I don't know why but, it gets me off like no other compared to other categories of normal porn
Post more webms/vids of jerking males
>>606829625
You know nothing.
They aren't at all loose.
Even the largest draft horse I've been with has been plenty 'tight'.
Tight is something virgins fantasize about not knowing how sex and pussy really works.
I guess this thread settles it.
Arabs secretly want to fuck sheep,
White people secretly want to fuck horses.
to each their own... animal that is.
>>606829713
Things are supposed to cum fast. Thats why most people struggle with it. The less your dick and balls are exposed to competitors, and the less time you're vulnerable while mating, the better. Competitors have less of a chance to wreck your balls, and your chances of passing on your DNA increase. That's why your dick and balls shrink so fast after you bust a nut. It's science nigga
>>606829572
Yes they are that fast.
All animals cum that fast. they are having sex to get his sperm in her vag. therefor, the male puts his penis inside the female and ejaculates when it's in the right spot.
Humans are the only species that have prolonged sex.
>>606830208
I thought the irish and kiwis stuck to sherp and arabs like goats and camels
>>606830208
>White people secretly want to fuck horses.
I think you mean be fucked by.
>>606829831
Maybe im just boring because almost all the fetishes posted here r pretty meh. Cartoons, traps, sissys, animals, all seem pretty meh
>>606830635
Naw.
I've owned stallions too and never once wanted one to fuck me or wanted to suck it off.
I'll stick to mares.
>>606830635
yea fuck and fucked by why not.
>>606830356
That seems glaringly obvious now that you've said. I don't know why the fuck I thought a horse would need to last longer.
>>606830767
Possibly. But, this is the internets thing. Everyone has developed their own fetish. Why, I wouldn't know.
>>606830447
if you herd it you want to fuck it. thats why when the machines take over they'll have sex with us.
so no one has horse pussy gifs/webms?
>>606828908
yeah tell me about it. I have no idea why horse cocks or the idea of a horse dick turns me on so much. I have a wife but i would pay money to jerk off a horse and feel it cum.
>>606831284
I probably have some but I dont really post that sort of thing.
>>606831617
Pleaaaaase m8
>>606831617
you need permission or something?
>>606831617
No, I use a 4chanpass. I try not to do things to get it B&.
>>606832623
Well shit, sent that to the wrong place.
was meant for you>>606832503
>>606830635
why are gay horses so hot
>>606832800
because they arent
>>606832800
adorable
>>606833121
What a gutbuster!
>>606831591
more pics?
>>606832788
>>606832623
at least could tell where to find them
>>606825207
so you want someone to hold your hand because you're too much of a bitch to figure out anything on your own, wow what a life.
>>606833451
https://www.google.com/search?q=horse+pussy&biw=1300&bih=841&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=yvEYVcfgDM6uogTYyIDYAQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg
>>606833453
>go make some friends anon
>being this edge
>being this lonely
>>606833799
>prepare your anus
This thread is dildos
>>606834105
I know that feel very well.
>>606834105
no you ams didlo's !
>>606834271
The one from the gif?
>>606833630
very funny, I'm talking about stuff like this>>606834105
>>606834372
Yeah.
>>606834387
You are fucking useless aren't you?
https://www.google.com/search?q=horse+pussy&biw=1300&bih=841&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=yvEYVcfgDM6uogTYyIDYAQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg#tbm=isch&q=horse+pussy.gif
>>606834298
exactly
>>606834440
animul abusing horse fkker go kill urself
>>606834298
>tfw no season 5
>>606834587
Naw.
>>606834769
Shh just do it
>>606834857
I almost do that too, but not in that hole.
>>606834949
I'm not sure if anal is any safer than the front door for dogs.
>>606834996
>>606834857
I like where this is going
>>606835142
Safer in what way?
I just dont do it because I dont do anal with anything.
>>606819586
yes. and a ton more. biggest one i've taken all of so far was medium ridley, at least in terms of circumference..
hell, I'm jerking off with a basilisk sheath right now
>>606835330
for the dog, idk I've heard that most aren't meant to take human penis but i have no real knoweldge or experience in the zoo.
>>606835492
They are a bit small. If it doesn't fit dont put it in.
>>606835651
A pretty good general rule.
>>606835142
I feel like most normal-sized male dogs have like 8 inch by 6 inch cocks sooo I don't see how humans can hurt them, unless it's like a fuckin chihuahua or something.
>>606835651
not him but what about a dog's vagina? can it take the dick?