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My palms are sweaty

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My palms are sweaty
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kikes like nike
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spaghetti spaghetti
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Tearing up the ass
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Nig nog tryna get a handbeezy
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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger I'm 100% nigger
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endocrinologist ike
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>>606690847
newfag
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I really really really like this image
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toast
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niggers
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west coast
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I am Groot
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I fucked Jesus in the ass and nos i have internal eternal infernal piss on peace
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>>606690949
Newfag
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pissin on moots face
take a shit on your bitches shoe lace
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Is this the deep web?
Is this just faggotry?
Caught in a trap thread,
Spiderman, bestiality

Open your eyes
Post girls spraying guys with pee

I'm just a /pol/ boy, I get no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Hitler yes, niggers no

Any guy this bitch blows,
Doesn't really matter to /b/...
To /b/.

Mama
Just pulled a ban
Posted loli in a thread
404'd and now it's dead
Mama, I was having fun
But now I've got to fap some other way

Mama, ooooooooooooh
Gonna meet the FBI
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if modding really matters
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SHIT
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Why not? I'll do it if I get it.
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ok
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fuck
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what's 6 inches, throbbing, and made my girlfriend squeak when she saw it?

her stillborn.
fuck me in the ass, im goofy.
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But overall I would like to say I am gay; beyond all recognition.
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lets name anime characters that remind us of ourselves.

Hank hill
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Tap tap muthafucka ghfdhdidndfhdsios
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Nigger Nigger, kike, Nigger Nigger.
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Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
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I cant learn chinese cos its harder,
at least i say ping pong madaf*cker
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Spaghetti
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>>606691538
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
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SURPRISEEEE. BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX
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u mad bro
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>>606691566
Dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs yeeee Reese jijiji
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I AM MAKE BIG CUMS
ON DADDY CHEST CUM
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Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. Ir8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, i'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 88888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. Don't forget to medit8 and partecip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 your ability to tabul8 the f8. We should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, I'm sure everyone would appreci8, no h8. I don't mean to defl8 your hopes, but it's hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up without being appreci8ed, I'm sure we can rel8. We can cr8 b8 like Alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than Nile's str8s. We'll be the captains of b8, 4Chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to Reddit and like real est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8, like a blind d8 we'll coll8, meet me upst8 where we can convers8, or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly, tail g8. We could land in Kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 , the payment r8 won't be too ir8 and hopefully our currency won't defl8. We'll head to the Israeli-St8, taker over like Herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses, 8 million, m8. We could interrel8 communism, thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8, volunteer st8, reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8
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>>606690670
bush did 9/11
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Who moot? You moot? Hoot hoot! Just shoot dat poot!
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ayyyy ayyyy ayyyyy ayyyyy lmao
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Rrrrrrekt!
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55 get
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Mememememememe I like furrys and traps give me money fuk the police IMA join ISIS mboiii
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jet fuel can melt steel beams
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Niggers tongue my anus
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I'M ON MY PERION NIGGER
ITS FASTER THAN NIGGER NIGGER
EVEN THAN NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
WHAT NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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niggers stink up the whole room, and don't forget jake. he fucks a broom.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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55 never delivers.
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Don't rape me please :(
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4chan is the scum of the internet. Signing off bitches
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MY NIGGER IS SHRIZZLE
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Jeebesus kekekekek
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guess what... chicken butt
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JET
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Nigger
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>>606692155
WINRAR
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maplestory lvl 200 night lord
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>>606692155
No deliver
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>>606692155
winrar
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STEAM
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>>606692155
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>>606692155
winrar
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>>606692155
Epic winrar
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>>606692155
oh boy
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jet fuel melts steel beams
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that's it
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>>606692155
Lmao
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Wait for another 55 niggers
Bstbatbawtbatbabtabtbat
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>>606690670
le ebin roll
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I've always lost playing Risk, it's not my game, but the Bob Dylan whispered to me, the times they are a' changin'
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>>606692155
HA
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>>606692155
Winrar faggot
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Hey hey HEY
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>>606690670
sheeit imma rol for this negroes
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>>606690670
k butt fuck you OP
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>>606692403
Sucky sucky 5 dorra, bitches gettin top dolla

holla holla
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Guys so I just rap this? No soundtrack?
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sucking a dick
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>>606692155
OK gimme a sec.
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gettttt
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>>606690670
African american individual,African american individual,African american individual I'm 200% African american individual
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Geeeeeeeee meeeeee I love loli
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Allahu Akbar.
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>>606692623
Where will you upload it?
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>>606692587
its not a rap unless you put it over a beat
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Rolleroo getaroo
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Bbybbybybbyby
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>>606692770
On my facebook and twitter
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>>606692871
Do it now
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GETTTTT
efe
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>>606692871
Link it
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>>606692871
use vocaroo
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>>606691270
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thank you, thank you very much!!
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zoopity boopity blap
niggas gettin capped
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>>606692871
kek
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>>606693049
This
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Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, OP gonn deliver to ya
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55 get, nigga u bet
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>>606691270
underrated post fucking kek
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MOM'S SPAGHETTI HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY WITH SPAGHETTI MANETTI GRABETTI FEE FI FO MANETTI

NIGGER!
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Delivar
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>mfw no deliver
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>testpost
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>>606690670
vocaroo.com/i/s1EkL5VZCasH

In the style of the late great Jimmy Saville. Now then now then, that didn't go well boys and girls.
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>>606693415
>get has already been gotten fgtt
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>>606693415
>newfag
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thanks obama
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watch my get
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no way it will be me
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>>606693454
nice deliver
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>>606693454

that was shit, rap the whole thing
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>>606693454
Not everything. Again
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>>606693606
Now then, now then young man
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>>606693606
itt: kikes and jews

captcha: nigah
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commitment affair on jesus
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>>606693454
you tried/10
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>>606692871
VOCAROO THIS SHIT NIGGER
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>>606690897
Yehu pls
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EBB
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>>606693755
your turn
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>>606690670
his palms are sketti
knees weak, arms spaghetti
theres sketti on my spaghetti already
moms spaghetti
hes nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop sketti
but he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down
the whole crowd goes spaghetti
he opens his mouth, but spaghetti wont come out
hes chokin now everybodys chokin on spaghetti
the skettis run out spaghettis up, over, BLOW!
snap back to spaghetti, oh there goes spaghetti
oh there goes rabbit, he choked, hes so sketti
but he wont give up that spaghetti no
he wont have it, he knows his whole spaghetti to these ropes
it dont matter, hes spaghetti
he knows that but hes spaghetti
hes so sketti he knows
when he goes back to his spaghetti home
thats when its back to spaghetti again YO
this whole spaghetti
he better go capture this spaghetti and hope it dont pass him
you better lose yourself in spaghetti, the moment you own it
you never let spaghetti go
you only get one spaghetti, do not miss your spaghetti to blow
this spaghetti comes once in a life time YO
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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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>>606693454
WE DEMAND MOAR
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>>606693454
Please do a full one I loved it
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>>606693755
Now it's up to you, WINRAR
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>>606693755
Now nigga. Do it all
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Hold on boys and girls. Im trying to find a better backing track.
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>>606691270
holy fuck that was amazing, thank you anon
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>>606694098
Faster
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MJflsO0J5s
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>>606694473
Moar
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>>606694473
kekkk
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>>606694473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e4Ug5qnmIB

>>606694581
>>606694608
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>>606695004
Repeating the same shit fuck you ngiger
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>>606695004
Shit
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>>606694402
This is fucking hard to do without laughing.

vocaroo.com/i/s1InMxDkQUsx
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>>606690670
here we go
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>>606695094
More please
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>>606695094
You're not laughing. You are just trying to hide your shyness (I know because I do it too). It's ok anon you already stole my get.
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**HIGH VOLUME+SLIGHT STATIC WARNING**

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pUoGXwcEjT
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>>606695094
Awesome. So close to my tap tap muthafucka
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>>606695094
u wot?
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>>606695094
Nice.
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>>606695407
that was beautiful
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>>606695407
Yes
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>>606695407
I booted to a dead thread :( makes me sad
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>>606696501
its not dead anon,
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>>606695094
>coming from the streets of surrey
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Fags
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Ayy Ill do it fagets
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>>606696501
we can bump it for you
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>>606695094
was hoping for a nigger.
got a posh cunt
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