What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Is this the deep web?
Is this just faggotry?
Caught in a trap thread,
Open your eyes
Post girls spraying guys with pee
I'm just a /pol/ boy, I get no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Hitler yes, niggers no
Any guy this bitch blows,
Doesn't really matter to /b/...
Just pulled a ban
Posted loli in a thread
404'd and now it's dead
Mama, I was having fun
But now I've got to fap some other way
Gonna meet the FBI
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if modding really matters
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underrated post fucking kek
In the style of the late great Jimmy Saville. Now then now then, that didn't go well boys and girls.
his palms are sketti
knees weak, arms spaghetti
theres sketti on my spaghetti already
hes nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop sketti
but he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down
the whole crowd goes spaghetti
he opens his mouth, but spaghetti wont come out
hes chokin now everybodys chokin on spaghetti
the skettis run out spaghettis up, over, BLOW!
snap back to spaghetti, oh there goes spaghetti
oh there goes rabbit, he choked, hes so sketti
but he wont give up that spaghetti no
he wont have it, he knows his whole spaghetti to these ropes
it dont matter, hes spaghetti
he knows that but hes spaghetti
hes so sketti he knows
when he goes back to his spaghetti home
thats when its back to spaghetti again YO
this whole spaghetti
he better go capture this spaghetti and hope it dont pass him
you better lose yourself in spaghetti, the moment you own it
you never let spaghetti go
you only get one spaghetti, do not miss your spaghetti to blow
this spaghetti comes once in a life time YO
Hold on boys and girls. Im trying to find a better backing track.
This is fucking hard to do without laughing.