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I'm committing suicide as soon as this thread 404s. 3 decides

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm committing suicide as soon as this thread 404s.
3 decides how.
Nothing sexual or autistic.
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Old age
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Drinking bleach in a live stream wearing a banana suit
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Masturbate to death.
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>>606632228
kitchen knife to the neck
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Become copilot with Germanwings.
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eat a bag of manure
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>>606632494
This.
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By injecting heroine into your dick, then fucking your mother to death.
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>>606632494
Re roll
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Old age
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by a spoon and camrecorded on twitch
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>>606632228
Choke on nigger dick.
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Dangerous police chase
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>>606632228
Sage in all fields
save OP's life
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Self immolation
Method thermite if you can acquire or make
Inb4 napalm
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>>606632228
live your life until naturaldeath
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Don't do it OP we love you like a faggot loves a dick
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>>606633004
Last rrrrrrororororororooooooll
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>>606632494
just keep rollin, rollin, rollin.
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Old age

'tis not your time OP
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>>606633099
reroll
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>>606632494
Roll
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do you want to die with a clean conscience or nah
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>>606633099
dubs confirm
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>>606632494
This
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>>606632228
old age get
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Bleach.
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Old age OP.
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start smoking cigarretes
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>>606633126
rerollin
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>>606632228
old age
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Don't be a bitch and face the real world, faggot. An hero is for pussies.
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take up smoking
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nobody cares just stream it
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>>606632494
rolling
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>>606632228
sharpie in pooper
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Old age. You're welcome OP.
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>>606633200
reroll
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>>606632228
don't even do it.
Rollin
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old age get
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>>606633286
roll
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>>606633126
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>>606632228
walk around the earth until death of old age
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>>606632494
reroll
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Ye Olde Age
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>>606633262
This is the way OP
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>>606633333
WINRAR
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>>606633333
QUINTS CONFIRM!
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>>606633333
QUINTS OF TRUTH
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>>606632494
Rolling
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>>606633333
holy shit quints, jesus has spoken
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>>606633333
nice.
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>>606632494
Roll
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>>606633333
Winrar
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>>606633333
Holy fuck he has more than enough 3's
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>>606633333
That's a lot of fucking 3's. You live your damn life, OP.
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>>606633333
decided
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>>606632494
Rollin up
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>>606633333
FUCK there it is
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old age
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>>606633333
Impressive sir, fight another day op
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>>606633333
quints get, sign from almightmoot
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>>606633333
winrar?
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>>606632494
Rollin
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>>606633333
Winrar
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>>606633333
Fuck you and your quints. If singles, helium bag. Talk while killing yourself too so it'll be kinda funny
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>>606633333
Fucking no choice now, OP
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>>606632228

A sludge hammer to the nuts.
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>>606632228
the Gods of /b/ wish you long life. honor them.
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>>606633333
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>>606633333
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>>606633333
Sorry, OP, it's just not your time. This nigga rolled five 3s in a row to save your life.
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>>606632654
This! X1000 this!
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>>606633333
Well, that that. Op dies of old age
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>>606633543
One does not not simple 'fuck quints'
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>>606632494
Reroll
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>>606632494
They see me rolli
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>>606633333
>>606633333
>>606633333
QUINTS 3S HAVE SPOKEN
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>>606633333
I spat out my Orange juice
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>>606633333
holy fuck quints
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bullet to the brain
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>>606633543
Look at that butthurt.
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>>606633333
Youstream your death by old age resurrection as commanded by holy quints
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>>606632228

Sell all your stuff. Buy camping gear etc and go wander the wilderness until you die.
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>>606632494
Rawlings
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>>606633333
Doctor: I really think it's time we pulled the plug
Wife: We cant, someone rolled quints for old age
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Old age
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Shove objects up your ass until you bleed internally. Starting with closest object
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>>606633333
Holy shit.

Live on OP. Live on!!!
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>>606633543
What a fag, you are.
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Did anyone Cap this yet?
>>606633333
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Don't.
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>>606633333
You have no choice now op, enjoy your life knowing you have offically been blessed by /b/
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>>606633333
Seriously. Op, I think you're gonna live. Don't worry though. Someone will probably suck your Dick at some point and make the whole thing worth it. It'll be ok. I love you, and there is nothing you can do about it.
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>>606633333

it's a sign op
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>>606632228
Put a piranha in your pooper.
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Or! we keep this thread alive untill the day OP dies of old age
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>>606633333
>>606633393
>>606633403
>>606633413
>>606633483
>>606633653
>>606633693

it would seem many 3s are in aggreance. Op lives to a natural death
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>>606632228
>tfw OP does of old age at the end of this thread
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>>606633333
Holy fucking overkill.
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>>606632494
rollo
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>>606634067
doing it right now
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>>606632228
You ain't checkin' out on us yet fucker
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>>606634327
dumbass
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>>606632228

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V71w9ONxac
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>>606633928
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>>606633333
God speed you glorious bastard
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>>606633903
Win
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Down to keep OP alive.

Even if we just call him a faggot.

ITT: most creative ways to say "OP is a faggot"
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I now declare this a spiderman thread in celebration of OPs will to live
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don't do it m8. anything you wanna talk about?
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>>606634067
Haven't put them together yet. Prt 1
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>>606633333
OP you've been blessed by your /b/rothers
LIVE WE SAY
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What if OP still kills himself?
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>>606634633
OP is a [candy-ass]
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>>606634775
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It would be kind of jacked up if we found out later that he was found dead with a letter saying "I am not a faggot!"
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>>606634886
I won't.
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>>606634067
Pt 2
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>>606634951
He defied quints, he will pay in the afterlife
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>>606634886
>>606634974
samefag
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>>606634461
rolling again
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screen cap
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>>606634886
If he tries that he does not get to die at all.
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>>606635051
Actually, no. Can't tell if OP, but defs not me.
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>>606635214
>he does not get to die at all
Fucking toppest kek, idk why, but this cracked me up.
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>>606635051
yep
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>>606635174
i will post my cap later this day
and OP: you stay alive! want to change live? than ask us how to. maybe we find a way
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>>606635321
liar
>>606635339
is totes samefag
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Cheers OP, if you're still here. I'll join you.
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>>606632228
Goodbye OP.
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>>606632494
reroll
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>>606635454
Nope. Idk what you're doing.
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>>606633333
>quints
>op confirmed for lonesome george
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>>606635454
>>606635598
fuckin' rekt m8
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>>606633333
woah
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>>606635454
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>>606635598
Anon is clearly using inspector
>>606635710
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>>606633333

Sorry op, but you made a promise.
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Shit. I'm really sleepy. I am going down.

Ok. I know how to keep this thread going: I'm black!

If that is not enough to keep this thread going for a while, I don't know what is.

If you must kill yourself:

900+hp Racecar; 209+ mp: race hard until you make a single mistake. That mistake is deadly due to speed.
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>>606635816
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>>606632228
barrel roll off the empire state
itll be fun tbh
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>>606635816
>>606636250
what the fuck is habbening
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Stay alive bro ! it's important !!!
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I'll go out with you, it's been time for too long. What is your biggest regret OP?
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>>606632494
roll
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>>606636593
holy shit i did it
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Natural causes.
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