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Alright /b/, I'm ordering pizza. Dubs decides what I say

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Alright /b/, I'm ordering pizza. Dubs decides what I say to the delivery man when he opens the door.
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Thanks for the pizza
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>>606554961
R8t my dick?
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allahu akbar
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Did you bring the weed?
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>>606555022
topkek winrar
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tip him and clap your hands as he walks away. Maintain eye contact and don't stop till you're completely sure that he can't hear you anymore
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>>606555022
well, this was fun
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>>606555133
This is actually just nice
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>>606555022
/Thread
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>>606554961
Say I suck dick for coke
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thanks for the pizza
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Shoot him for b&e when he opens your door
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I am fucking gay
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"I'm going to fuck this pizza"
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Thanks for the pizza, have a good day
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>>606554961
Would you like to come in? I can slip into something more confortable, if you want
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>>606554961
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>606554961
Get really pissed at him and say you wanted smegma on top, not mozzarella
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Order cheese pizza and once he gets to your door,, open the box and say you ordered sausage. Afterwards, tell him to puncture a hole in the back of the pizza box with the pizza still inside, and request he insert his penis through it like a glory hole. Ask him to fuck you in the asshole, then tip him 25% and thank him for the extra sausage.
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Thanks for the dubs
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TWINKIE HOUSE!!!
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>>606555022
>>606555133
>>606555300
>>606555533
Checkd
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>>606555022
oh come on
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>>606554961
say goodnight to the badman
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>when he opens the door
arent you the one opening the door anon? dubs get
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>>606554961
SAY THIS:
>this kid in school
>always pisses me off, flicks my ear and stirs earwax into my food
>reach a point of irrepressible rage
>timeforaction.jpiff
>get friends involved
>gather our smeg into pots
>assemble a flash mob
>12 of us pin him down and smear smeg on his teeth
>he barfs
>he continues for two hours because his mothers car broke down and couldn't reach him
>he turns purple from all the barf contractions
>'muh tachycardia'
>he gets a new nickname
>'dr smeg lord'
>even the teachers call it him when he's not around
>I send him christmas cards mid august addressed to dr smeg lord
>we work summer jobs just so we can hire a skywriter to spell it out in the sky outside his house
>he moves
>never see him again

LINK for dyslexic people: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDCMVywAOe
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>>606555533
:)
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Lemme see your dick.
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Is this some sort of covert CP joke?
MODS
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>>606554961
"Sleep tight pizza"
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>>606554961
"I have abandment issues."
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mods..
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Insist that he keeps the box, refuse the pizza if he won't take the box back
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where the fuck are the mods. sick bastard, i know what "cheese pizza" actually means on 4chan.org
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>>606555022
well fuck
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>>606554961
AM I BEING DETAINED? X5
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>>606556234
this is pretty good
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>>606556438
Re roll because why naught
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quick get in before my boyfriend gets here we need to do this quick
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Sry I am faggit. Thnx 4 piza
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sooooo did I get the EXTRA italian sausage like I asked? would you maybe mind helping me with my washer?
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the voices made me do it
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>>606556234
ROLL4THIS
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>>606556755
WIN RAR
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>>606556115
no retard stfu
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>>606556755
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>>606554961
fuck man im hungry
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>>606554961
allahu akbar
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>>606556234
This, before paying him though carefully select 75% of the best slices and stuff them in your pocket, then hand the box with 25% of pizza and the money to him.
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>>606557331
WINRAR
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>>606556800
Checked
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thanks
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ayy where the sexts?
>606555555
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>>606557550
>606555555
>>606555555
>606555555
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>>606557384
Captcha hamburgers. had to click a chicken sandwich....
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>>606557550
here
>>606555555
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>>606555022
Well. I guess this one's winrar
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>>606554961
Hi goyim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7J2h4D7SSU
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>>606554961
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>>606554961
>he
prepare yourself for a "she"
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