Alright /b/, I'm ordering pizza. Dubs decides what I say to the delivery man when he opens the door.
Order cheese pizza and once he gets to your door,, open the box and say you ordered sausage. Afterwards, tell him to puncture a hole in the back of the pizza box with the pizza still inside, and request he insert his penis through it like a glory hole. Ask him to fuck you in the asshole, then tip him 25% and thank him for the extra sausage.
>this kid in school
>always pisses me off, flicks my ear and stirs earwax into my food
>reach a point of irrepressible rage
>get friends involved
>gather our smeg into pots
>assemble a flash mob
>12 of us pin him down and smear smeg on his teeth
>he continues for two hours because his mothers car broke down and couldn't reach him
>he turns purple from all the barf contractions
>he gets a new nickname
>'dr smeg lord'
>even the teachers call it him when he's not around
>I send him christmas cards mid august addressed to dr smeg lord
>we work summer jobs just so we can hire a skywriter to spell it out in the sky outside his house
>never see him again
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Captcha hamburgers. had to click a chicken sandwich....