Alright /b/, I'm ordering pizza. Dubs decides what I say

Thanks for the pizza

>>606554961
R8t my dick?

allahu akbar

Did you bring the weed?

>>606555022
topkek winrar

tip him and clap your hands as he walks away. Maintain eye contact and don't stop till you're completely sure that he can't hear you anymore

>>606555022
well, this was fun

>>606555133
This is actually just nice

>>606555022
/Thread

>>606554961
Say I suck dick for coke

thanks for the pizza

Shoot him for b&e when he opens your door

I am fucking gay

"I'm going to fuck this pizza"

Thanks for the pizza, have a good day

>>606554961
Would you like to come in? I can slip into something more confortable, if you want

>>606554961
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>606554961
Get really pissed at him and say you wanted smegma on top, not mozzarella

Order cheese pizza and once he gets to your door,, open the box and say you ordered sausage. Afterwards, tell him to puncture a hole in the back of the pizza box with the pizza still inside, and request he insert his penis through it like a glory hole. Ask him to fuck you in the asshole, then tip him 25% and thank him for the extra sausage.

Thanks for the dubs

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TWINKIE HOUSE!!!

>>606555022
>>606555133
>>606555300
>>606555533
Checkd

>>606555022
oh come on

>>606554961
say goodnight to the badman

>when he opens the door
arent you the one opening the door anon? dubs get

>>606554961
SAY THIS:
>this kid in school
>always pisses me off, flicks my ear and stirs earwax into my food
>reach a point of irrepressible rage
>timeforaction.jpiff
>get friends involved
>gather our smeg into pots
>assemble a flash mob
>12 of us pin him down and smear smeg on his teeth
>he barfs
>he continues for two hours because his mothers car broke down and couldn't reach him
>he turns purple from all the barf contractions
>'muh tachycardia'
>he gets a new nickname
>'dr smeg lord'
>even the teachers call it him when he's not around
>I send him christmas cards mid august addressed to dr smeg lord
>we work summer jobs just so we can hire a skywriter to spell it out in the sky outside his house
>he moves
>never see him again

LINK for dyslexic people: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDCMVywAOe

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>>606555533
:)

Lemme see your dick.

Is this some sort of covert CP joke?
MODS

>>606554961
"Sleep tight pizza"

>>606554961
"I have abandment issues."

mods..

Insist that he keeps the box, refuse the pizza if he won't take the box back

where the fuck are the mods. sick bastard, i know what "cheese pizza" actually means on 4chan.org

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>>606555022
well fuck

>>606554961
AM I BEING DETAINED? X5

>>606556234
this is pretty good

>>606556438
Re roll because why naught

quick get in before my boyfriend gets here we need to do this quick

Sry I am faggit. Thnx 4 piza

sooooo did I get the EXTRA italian sausage like I asked? would you maybe mind helping me with my washer?

the voices made me do it

>>606556234
ROLL4THIS

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>>606556755
WIN RAR

>>606556115
no retard stfu

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>>606556755

>>606554961
fuck man im hungry

>>606554961
allahu akbar

>>606556234
This, before paying him though carefully select 75% of the best slices and stuff them in your pocket, then hand the box with 25% of pizza and the money to him.

>>606557331
WINRAR

>>606556800
Checked

thanks

ayy where the sexts?
>606555555

>>606557550
>606555555
>>606555555
>606555555

>>606555022
>>606555133
>>606555300
>>606555533
>>606555877
>>606555899
>>606556166
>>606556755
>>606556800
Checked

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>>606557384
Captcha hamburgers. had to click a chicken sandwich....

>>606557550
here
>>606555555

>>606555022
Well. I guess this one's winrar

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>>606554961
Hi goyim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7J2h4D7SSU

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>>606554961

>>606554961
>he
prepare yourself for a "she"