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post your ideal female taylor is mine, just wish she was shorter

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post your ideal female

taylor is mine, just wish she was shorter or i was taller
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Here is mine, she is perfect.
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>>606452889
>Not liking tall women
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The one in red
>Loves tall girls
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>>606452889
Cus that's the reason you guys aren't together
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>>606452889
Manley detected
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>>606452889
> names ideal woman
> states what isn't ideal about her
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>>606452889

> She's my ideal woman
> Want to change something about her
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>>606452889
Have you fags heard that T Swift actually is a regular user on /b/ and has actually posted nudes of herself
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>>606453826
haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
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>>606453014
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fugg.
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>>606452889
I'd like to smell t-swizzle's asshole
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>>606453195
barfingguy.mpeg
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Yolandi
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>>606453932
>that last part

Evidence, motherfucker
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>>606454125
Fuck off you piece of shit
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This is best.
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>>606454614
too easy
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>>606455199
dubs confirm
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>>606454103
Maybe 3-5 pounds heavier but other than that.....this, all of this!
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>>606455255
dub paradox.
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>>606455420
well fug.
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>>606455588
not you too!
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>>606452889
Taylor is already tiny dude. You need to grow up.
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gib sum kiki.
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>>606452889
Tiny, tiny Taytay.
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Traits of ideal mate:
>hates horse radish

That is all. Thank you for your time /b/.
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>>606456354
noise!
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>>606455802
The bitch from left is 10 ft tall
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>>606456354

hnng
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>>606455262
Kek. How would you even notice 3-5 pds heavier.
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>>606456833
That entire outfit is fucking horrible.
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>>606456739
Well I'm taller than her, what does that makes me?
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>>606457471
Greater than 10 feet tall
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>>606452889
Taylor is hot because she is nice and skinny.

also pic related, my ultra babe
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Taylor is she was a little less hairy.
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Kate Upton or Ashley graham
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Imagine playing with these monsters every day
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The problem with Taylor is that she is too skinny...and also an arrogant cunt

Katy Perry FTW
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>>606457539
And that also makes you my bitch.
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>>606458066
Go to bed super-shaq, it's late
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>>606457792
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Rose
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>>606457897
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>>606457792
Nothing wrong with a little back fat
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>>606453195
>Post your ideal female.
>Posts a goblin.
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>>606457897
agreed
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>>606458143
How the hell did you find out who I was?
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>>606457539
I like 'em tall and skinny.

This one is perfect for me. Perfect age, height, perfect face and body, perfect personality, etc...
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She may not be the hottest but i bet she's fun to be with
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>>606458909
what the fuck is this goblin looking thing?
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Can't go wrong with Tessa Fowler
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>>606458363
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>>606459329
Not my "ideal" but I'd do her.

Here's another one I'd do.
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>>606453197
Ma nigga
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Angie Verona is a a gift from mother nature
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>>606453195
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>Crtl+F
>Emma not found
>2015

You're doing it wrong.
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>>606457884
I could spend hours just pinching her nipples
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>>606458266
Overrated
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>>606460495
holy fuck that image makes her look hideous
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>>606460495
Passable GND. Nothing to write home about, way overrated.
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Post your ideal [i]Neo[/i]female.
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>>606460666
Trips don't lie. Especially devil's trips.
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This.
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>>606460634
hnnnnnng is that anna popplewell?

those lips and those eyes are amazing
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>>606453195
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>>606460495
she looks at least 40
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>>606459604
i like muslim girls
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my 10/10
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>>606461050
malay are the only acceptable ones
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>>606461193
She has Kat's chin.
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There's something about Emily blunt
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>>606461265
hnnnnnnnng
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>>606454287
The Borg queen doesnt sing music?!
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>>606460953
hnnnnng that gaze makes me diamond hard
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>>606461469
ditto that my brother
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No Mckayla? T-swift and Mckayla are my top two. they contrast really well.
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I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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3D everywhere, absolutely disgusting.
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>>606455802
>>606456378
this the
>6'1
>5'10
meme but for women?
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Couldn't resist her.
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>>606462149
kk
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>>606462107
Actually, it kinda is.
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Perfect eyes, breast and everything else. unfortunately she┬┤s a bitch.
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>>606462781
O>perfect
>tattoo

Pick one
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>>606462407
Why does the snake do that ?
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>>606462947
Holy. Shit.
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My ideal female is one who actually likes me enough to let me stick my dick in her without paying for it, regardless of what she looks like. Too bad she doesn't exist.
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>>606463083
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>>606463246
you'd think i could find a fat chick, but thanks to the internet even their standards are too high for me to have a chance. Also I wouldn't mind it really if that girl actually was into me, i'm that desperate for someone to like me.
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>>606463386
>off yourself
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Beyond.
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>>606463804
ayy
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>>606462950

Do not question snek. Snek does as snek wishes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1G4xpVC8n8

davalos twins.
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>>606462950
depression.
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>>606465040
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng this, fucking this
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>>606455262
fucking amerifats sicken me
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Winner
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>>606455802
whoever it is in the vomit coloured dress looks like a mannequin
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This girl
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She beated and took place of long-time favorite Monica Bellucci. No one can replace her now
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this
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Bitch looks like a fertility goddess
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>>606467641
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>>606467804
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Kaley, always Kaley.
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GET BTFO all you fucks
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>>606468008
I respectfully disagree
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>>606468296
Melissa > Kaley

Always
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>>606458909
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10/10
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Sex incarnate
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>>606469112
I have the weirdest boner rn
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you're all are terrible, get you my level is
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>>606469762
Wut? Nigga?
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>>606469467
Nice, but pic is shopped. Scarlet had a bush in that film.
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>>606455829
>filename
that's strawberry blonde, faggot
wow, faggots are so redarded
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>>606470731
>extensive knowledge of hair tints
>calls other people faggots
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>>606460884
>not even sure if shooped
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>>606461469
ditto that my brother
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Stana...always Stana.
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>>606460188
really a cruel joke from god
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vicki vallencourt
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third reply to my post will be doubles.
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>>606453014
Amazing how she goes from damn near flat in the first photo to a nice looking C cup in this one.
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Flawless as fuck.
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>>606453752
Hairy armpits
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>>606468008
Before her haircut yes now not so much
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>>606471901
Mrs. D !!
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Behold 10/10
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>>606452889
Newfags dont know about her. The perfect existence.
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>>606452889
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>>606471587
More accurate photo
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>>606452889
genetic women arent ideal so this
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>>606471997
She's not even that hot. And is so up her own arse it's painful.
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>>606457339
What a faggu.
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>>606471997
everyone knows about rose newfag
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>>606462950
if i could i would blow me too
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>>606452889
mfw 6'5 shes a perfect height for me
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>>606471587
I hope you are joking or just uploaded the wrong pic.
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>>606472263
>>606465146
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>genetic ideal woman

HAHAHAHAH

they are all neurotic, use their gender as a handicap, want a pussy pass and take the easy road everywhere and get defensive when asked about their worthless slutty past
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>>606471990
nigga you retarded
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>>606471854
Yeah. She was at her all time hottest right before she lopped he hair off imo
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>>606460195
Underrated post
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>>606452889

Do I detect a manlet? Why aren't you 6"0 bud?

I guess Jennifer lawrence would be mine
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Mmmmmmm
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>>606472065

FUCK YOU!! THE ARYAN RACE WILL REIGN FOREVER!!!
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>>606452889
A manlet like you should play some unteralterbach instead.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U5LTgTGPFKc
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>>606472581
She ruined her look and the show
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>>606472548
her nostril is too big
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>>606472415
Nope.
C'mon man, don't be silly.
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>always my 10/10
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Something like this or...
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None of these girls have a dick, how can they be 10's
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>>606454004
Get bag to 9gag fucking newfag bitch nigger
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>>606473069
this. But without the camwhoring and willing to accommodate my filthy fetishes and high sex drive.
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>>606462149
>no one looks at her face
>no one else hits on her
>she gives the best bj
>you tap that body and ass all day erryday
daaymn son would marry/10
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>>606472965
My nigga
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>>606457690
I want. who is this girl?
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>>606465199
Where do I find a girl like her?
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>>606473183
denise milani is a butch now afaik, she became a body builder.
still would tap that tho'
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>>606472800
aryan...right...shes a fucking american hick...
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>>606473497
Yeah she is a body builder but I wouldn't exactly call her 'butch'.

Just look at that.

>dat waist
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>>606473722
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>>606468069
this sukkubus looks like she hasn't feasted in a long time
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>>606465199
who is she!?
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>>606473722
>dat waist
I see more than waist in that pic. like an awesome waist to hip ratio, dem tits. I wish I have a gf like her, not gonna lie.
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>>606472965
ughhh you fucking faggot
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>>606452889
Christina Aguilera
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>>606468296
Melissa over Kaley definitely
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>>606474035
>an awesome waist to hip ratio
Yeah that's what I meant by
>dat waist
It accentuates the size of her tits and ass. Makes the tits look bigger and perkier. She works out and the ass is high round and firm. The thighs are tight and there's no cellulite. Her body is ideal.

TBH I her face isn't 100% like her body. The only real flaw is the angular brow ridge. Her chin, jawline, lips, nose and eyes are good though. But other than that she is a perfect specimen.
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>>606474581
this 1 million times
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My ex was always mine, she just never believed me on that and always needed to do stuff. Like she couldn't just relax and hang out... maybe check out some websites or god forbid read a book. How she got a masters degree at NYU I'll never know.

Attached is stupid cunt look on her face... entitled as usual.

I'm glad I didn't marry it and doubly glad I didn't have kids with it!!!!!!!
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>>606455802
Taylor is a tiny dude? I fucking knew it.
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>>606475039
Maybe just sit on the grass and enjoy the songs of the sparrows and starlings.

Way too much for a master's degree type.
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moo
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>>606475540
I tried to take her out of NYC, but she wouldn't listen, she was too tied to her family. I tried to get her out of that, and if I failed at that then nobody can, she's a lost cause.

That hurt me to the core. I would have married her. For better or worse and all that, with all my problems too! hahaha!

She was always a 10/10 to me, fuck anyone else opinion on just looks. She was a professional model at a time.
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>>606477292
Oh wait, I forgot another view of her...

aka... RODAN!

Only Godzilla can quell that beast!
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>>606471997
she's definitely hiding a penis under that shirt
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>>606477292
I think that was the problem, she didn't wan't to be a 10/10 of anything, just a normal chick, but none of us are normal.
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>> all of a sudden my mum is up at my ear, smiling going LALALALALALAL like really loud

so loud it woke me up and i could still hear it

freaky shit man, true too..
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>>606477446

She already said it.
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>>606454287
YES!
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>>606477667
link? it must be shopped, she never admitted it.
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>>606477944
Women never admit to anything.
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>>606475621
Old hag
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my ideal gal
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>>606477667

She is just kidding of the rumors. ofc she is not a dude.
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>>606473223
You underestimate the modern man's sexual desperation. If you think about it, many men will think about
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You may be a pedo
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>>606460188
dat ugly knees tho
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>>606478539
shit, meant to quote >>606478225
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>>606474749
ugh ogre
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>>606478576
>pedo
this girl is obviously pubescent, nigga please check the definition of the words you're using that will save a lot of embarrassment for everyone
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>>606471854
yea, now she looks just like another middle age uptight bitch with that haircut
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I would make love to this women if she gave me her consent.
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Such a qt
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>>606478787
how is that?
because i too dont see any pubescent shit
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>>606452889
my current fetish is my sister and i had a dream a few nights ago, one of those ultrarealistic ones you know?

so we're in her bed, and we're making out, and it feels like we're making out, and then all of a sudden my mum is up at my ear, smiling going LALALALALALAL like really loud

so loud it woke me up and i could still hear it

freaky shit man, true too
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>>606478923
> consent
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New thread.

>>606479043
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>>606478960
she have boobs, that's pubescent. never attended to sex ed?
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>>606479213
still, she looks like she's 14 you sick fuck
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>>606459329
i dig her
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>>606479310
still, pedos are only up to 11 years old, learn your shit faggot
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>>606479610
still a pedo
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>>606479710
No, by definition not a pedo
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>>606479710
>>606479310
that does not make me a pedophile. and being aroused by pubescent girls is perfectly normal you retard. perhaps not in your morally ideal world, but in this one, yes. today, 14yo girl looks like they're 20 and vice versa. tell me honestly you never looked at a girl of this age, if you don't lie, then you're gay.
>>606479710
>14yo
>pedo
you need a dictionary and a reality check you fucking retardoid.
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>>606479939
you still are though
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>>606479710
no it's hebephilia
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>>606479939
all of a sudden my mum is up at my ear, smiling going LALALALALALAL like really loud

so loud it woke me up and i could still hear it

freaky shit man, true too
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>>606465040
Most beautiful woman ever
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>>606472049
WHO
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>>606479969
lol yeah ok. call a bird a bear if that make you comfortable

>>606480038
are you going to fucking post this pasta in every god damn thread
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>>606479939
fucking pedo
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>>606470884
Scruffy: Second.
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>>606473058
pixie as fuck, dog
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