NZ/New Zealand thread.
hi
>>606440692
who is this
>>606440858
My name is Jeff.
>>606440858
why? cause im 1st every night? get mad fgt
Total posts equals same as cricket score tomorrow..4
Daily reminder it's not gay if it's femmedick
>daily reminder IDbro is a white guy called Johnathan.
Any musicians here? What's your act and how is it going?
>>606441829
>What's your act
2nd act.
>how is it going?
I'll tell you tomorrow
>>606441549
your new skype dp looks spooky~
just moved to tauranga looking for a hook up bruhs
>>606441549
you should smile more :/
>>606441549
>Johnathan
lol
>>606441549
my name is p unique~
>>606441968
>spooky~
South American*
>>606442007
No, I hate smiling.
>tfw people say you seem mean or autistic because you don't smile
>implying I'm not
>>606441549
can we talk?
>>606441549
i need someone to listen
>>606441549
i get tired a lot these days and idk why
>>606442494
>>606442530
yes
you
can
always
talk
to
me
ok
>>606441549
some urges come back
>>606441549
i keep deleting things or reset them, then regret it later...
>>606442628
Haha, what urges, Burgess?
>>606441549
RESET
AND
REGRET
>>606441549
sometimes i feel like i should just abandon my waifu and get a gf
don't tell her tho...
>>606441549
but then i feel like no girl is good enough for me
>>606441549
and i'd just get bored of them
>>606441549
you can delete girlfriends, right?
>>606441549
>you can't download your waifu
>>606441549
i've been drinking more to since the nights are colder
>>606441549
no more 30 degrees
WE <27 NOW
>>606441549
don't go out anymore
>>606441549
no time for karaoke dates with your bros
Johnathan, bro...
>>606441549
so yea
just waiting for the 444444 get
>>606441549
also what a shit name... fusing two names
it's worse than yours
>>606441549
i think i burnt my tongue
>>606440647
Reporting In. What'd I miss?
>>606441549
oh...
>>606443780
>oh...
>>606443780
good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGbwL8kSpEk
>>606441549
dude...
what if my waifu starts dating?
>>606440647
So New Zealand is like Australia that it was founded by discarded rapists and other scum not worthy of living in England ?
>>606443997
I prefer Gee
>>606443825
Is that Vivien Leigh?
>get DC'd during the get
good night
>>606444216
>Is that Vivien Leigh?
Yes.
>>606444161
No, it was founded by explorers and preachers.
any dunedin nudes?
>>606444880
thought so. qt.
>>606445476
nah dawg
This is an alright thread
>>606445643
>qt.
She's one of my waifus actually.
>>606445476
yea man, they exist
>>606446234
>one of my waifus
>waifus
>s
SO FUCKING BASED
LITERALLY DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT
i thought you were gay tho
Upper Hutt master race reporting in, i got a feeling we're gunna lose the cricket tomorrow, only cause us new zealanders celebrated too early winning a semi final.
Also, dubs
>>606446435
>i thought you were gay tho
Yeah doesn't mean I don't have waifus
>waifus
>s
>>606446526
i wanna be up HER hutt if you know what i mean :3
>>606441978
>tfw everyone saw right through this.
>>606446234
If I had to have a classicfu, it'd be her
>>606446526
i wanna mast HER race if you know what i mean :3
>>606446591
yo, list em so i can see how inferior they are to mine
>>606446953
Yeah, I forgot that Chinamen love Waterloo Bridge.
>>606446962
>yo, list em so i can see how inferior they are to mine
I'm trying to find the pics I saved but can't remember.
>>606447109
I preferred her in Gone with the Wind, and A Streetcar named Desire.
also
>chinamen
woah now
>>606447346
I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.
>to hook me up with weed
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
>>606447109
i wanna wat HER loo bridge if you catch my drift :3
>>606447846
>>606448133
girl on the right tho
>>606447597
Good thing I'm just drunk then.
>>606448371
she's still alive too. Lucky you huh?
>>606448371
Yeah, de Havilland is a qt too.
>she still breathing
>>606448631
>she's still alive too.
T-that's what I was going to say.
But I went with:
>>606448730
>she still breathing
I'll let the board decide if I made the right choice
>>606448631
she lives on my dick lol
>>606448730
breathing on my dick lol
This is now a WINston thread.
One more By-Election and National are goneburgers. Who's it gonna be?
>>606449010
she's 98 dude
>>606449175
I'm surprised it was only a 4000 majority.
>Who's it gonna be?
Not sure, I'm thinking maybe Dunne.
Someone is going to out his conflict of interest.
Actually it'll either be Dunne or Key.
>>606449175
WHOston?
>>606449234
how horrifying...
>>606449175
THANK YOU WINSTON
Quick someone post Winston laughing at 9/11
>>606441549
hey, Jude
>>606441549
you're being a bit rude
>>606441549
forgot to mention the cute part
>>606441549
why did you stop posting that one gif?
>>606441549
so many questions
>>606441549
we got no answers
WE GOT NO ANSWERS
Looking for a cute chubby white girl on the north shore
>>606441549
just a lot of questions...
>>606450089
I never posted it all the time and, yeah...
>>606450123
>>606450222
>>606450254
Ask away.
Anyone else get really hungry when they're drunk? I'll eat cold Watties baked beans and spaghetti out of the can if I'm wasted.
>>606441549
ctrl f "(you)"
>>606441549
CONTROL FUCK YOU
>>606441549
how do you deal with bullies?
>>606450530
Lol yeah. My favourite is a good feed at maccas. I feel sorry for all the McDonalds midnight staff tbh
>>606441549
how do you deal with daddies?
>>606450530
most bros do that sober, you middle class faggot.
>>606450530
food tastes so much better drunk
>>606450736
I do that as well, or used to anyway. Shit gives me heartburn.
>>606441549
this whole post is incorrect
>>606450530
>Anyone else get really hungry when they're drunk?
surprisingly no. Sometimes i am, but most times i'm not.
Maccas can taste god tier though
daily reminder that we will whip you sheep shaggers tomorrow.
not even boult will save you.
>checkem
based Psy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig8AaFSzzGI
this one goes out to that one gay dude with daddy issues
What a fucking terrible thread.
>>606451911
I'll delete it shall I?
>>606451911
i'd t HER ribble if you know i'm sayin'
Going for a walk.
Bye, boys!
>>606451911
>what a fucking terrible country
you kiwifgts ready to lose tomorrow? inb4 cricket is gay.
>>606452120
dude, i told you this before
you can't delete a thread after a certain amount of time has passed
always say you are, but never listening :/
>>606452272
>Implying I didn't remember and didn't say that knowing you'd respond
I'm always thinking about you and doing things for you.
>HIM
>>606452410
wow, so based
be safe
something something drugs in waikato
>>606452242
I'm glad it's aus/nz
>I don't even watch cricket but the rivalry is funny as fuck, watching cunts get wound up
Does anyone here regularly post on their uni's Overhead @ facebook page? It feels like a nz thread but it's filled with normies.
Is the thread dead? I'm not even blacked out yet.
>>606454118
oh it ded
it's ok, some lonely cunt will make another as soon as this dies
>>606455072
I'm a lonely drunk. Will someone talk to me?
pls don't die ;_;
>>606456811
It's gonna die, deal w/ it lonelyfag.
>>606457114
No.
>>606457114
Not if I can help it.
>>606457228
>>606457235
Let's see...
Minimal bumps going on right now, been up for 2 hours..
Yeah it's gonna die.
have a bump on me
Back from mein walk.
>surprised thread is still up
>>606457848
The rain has stopped...maybe I could go back out?
>tfw haven't taken stims for a few days and my energy is coming back
>fuck looks like I'm going to be going back to not sleeping
>rip
>>606457848
Are you the nightwalker himself?
>>606457944
I've been trying to find an O for the past 4 months and finally have what should be a legit hookup on wednesday (Probably gonna be stood up again but meh)
I can't fucking sleep, feels like Christmas in a way.
merifag staying in aucks... what do i tell these kiwi tinder sl00ts so dey give up dat pussi
>>606458192
Ja.
>>606458271
I know what that feels like, aye. Feeling like Christmas is the perfect way to explain it.
>make sure it is an O and not some just giving you "50s" which aren't even 50s.
>>606458355
"I'm an American and want to fuck you with my cut cock".
>>606458432
Last ounce hookup ended up with me waiting a month for it to be "ready" then them trying to sell me 350 dollars worth of shit 50's. Don't worry man, I'm gonna make sure.
>>606458782
Thought I had got in touch with a grower but I'm not sure, aye. Think he was a gang guy.
Just want me a grower so I can buy Os and cabbage to make tinctures.
>>606458478
FuckkÄ·. Are nz bitches only used to uncut deek? Are they gon look at my beautifully cut penor and laugh?
>>606458271
Addict
>>606459115
>Are they gon look at my beautifully cut penor and laugh?
Well some guys are cut here but, yeah, we actually make fun of people that are circumsized.
>>606459296
Phils
>>606459363
wot
>>606459427
Phils/Feels. R u even trying cunt
Is NZ suffering any immigrant bullshit?
>>606459647
Files.
But, yeah, I mean they won't be disgusted but they will tell people about it more likely than not.
You'll have to be prepared for the banter.
>straight up start thinking of come backs
>"I hear you've got a cut cock, cunt?"
>"Yeah, not that I had much say in the matter. Not because I was little but because I was pissed"
>>606459107
Fair, my dad's ex was growing so she's hopefully who I'll get it from.
>>606459203
You try spending 4 months trying to find something and not feel excited :^)
>>606459660
yea fukn h8 them pakeha cunts eh
>>606459773
she has a picture of Lightning McQueen from Cars on her wall.
Don't necessarily know what that means, just making an observation
>>606459837
Ayy lmaori
>>606459793
>so she's hopefully who I'll get it from.
A female grower, what a lucky boy you are.
>tfw want an eldery lady to grow for me
>they are good at growing
>>606459793
>You try spending 4 months
I hadn't smoked in years before I started again and it sucked because I got nowhere no as high as I used to.
>think bongs/buckies work better for me than pipes
>>606440647
tfw sitting at home east Auckland listening to hard style and contemplating life
>>606459837
PAY FOR YOUR OWN SUBMARINES THEN!
>>606459875
>Don't necessarily know what that means
She's ob been fucked ina lot of cars then, duh, lol.
UKfag coming down soon -what to do in Hamilton?
>>606460327
hookers
loose chicks
drugs
drink
thats about it really
>>606460052
I have a girlfriend haha and she's not really my type being a tad psychotic and all. Also yeah I've spent longer, I've only been trying to score because of the dry as fuck patch so I could hook my friends up as well, sharing is caring and all.
>>606460327
Nothing apart from avoiding a disease bruh.
>>606460327
Masturbate. Sleep with pillows. Great city
>>606459660
Not now that Winny P just won northland.
Well done Winston, this is why I voted NZ First in the general election.
damn hope im not too late for the party
so anyone got any NZ nudes
>>606460619
Only the same old
>>606460544
>I have a girlfriend haha and she's not really my type being a tad psychotic and all.
>>606460551
I can do that shit here
>>606460714
The grower is a tad psychotic. Nothing dangerous, just mega feminist.
>>606460717
go half way around the world and choose the second worst town
count yourself lucky it wasnt ashburton
>>606449814
>>606460544
Wait, is your gf the psychotic one
is request girl here tonight?
>>606461023
Refer to
>>606460861
>>606460863
Not by choice hence needing to find shit to do.
Clubs, hookups, escorts that kind of thing
>>606460861
You should hook me up, oi.
>>606441549
Are you from wanganui?
>>606461058
Maybe.
>>606461097
Plausibly, where are you and what did you want?
>>606461070
drive to auckland for fun, only an hour
>>606460717
that was the joke i was making anon.
we joke around a lot here
>>606461118
do you reckon they'll be up for any requests?
>>606461173
Tauranga.
:-(
You won't be from here.
there is something about kiwis that really annoys me: every Australian (and anyone who ever met one)
>>606461275
Sure, what did you want?
>>606461302
Yeah man sorry Hamilton is probably as far as I'd be willing to go worst case, even then it's an hour away. If I hear of anything those ways I'll post though.
>>606461465
sharpie in pooper?
>>606461196
>>606461185
Sounds like a right laugh....
So basically I'm fucked?
Work all day and fap all night I guess is my week. Cheers
>>606461465
Where are you from anon? I might be interested in getting some at some point
>>606461544
Ehhh Hamilton is a spread out country city, doing anything requires getting across the city and finding it, very few clubs are worth it, I usually just 420blazeit while I'm in the tron. Auckland is only a better alternative because it's shoreline so everything is built upwards, making it all pretty close together and easier to walk.
>>606461517
Don't have a sharpie
>>606461465
>If I hear of anything those ways I'll post though
Thank you.
>>606461702
Fuck, wrong .gif.
>meant this one.
>>606461594
Paeroa-ways
>>606461702
Sweet as man.
>>606461544
well you will probably get stabbed so that will brighten up your routean
>>606461677
put on some slutty heels
Anybody want any meth?
>>606461677
Yes you do
>>606461677
Thanks anon. What's the likelyhood of getting caught drink/driving - dui in NZ
Who wellington girl in here
>>606461544
Enjoy your time here, and pleaseenjoy our danky ass marijuana
>>606461849
slow night constable?
>>606461856
bloody idiot/10
>>606461856
not very high unless its friday or saturday in a city
>>606461987
Yea to busy fapping down at the local station thought i'd see if any sluts were keep to get handcuffed.
>>606461874
Fuck off you fat cunt
i was going to go out tonight
no balance on hop card :/
>>606461856
I drink drive all the fucking time, never been caught, also country boy
>>606461838
Alright.
>>606461852
Actually don't, Closest I got is some huge flat ended one that would hurt like a motherfucker.
>>606461856
Eh, wouldn't risk it just because the cops won't really let you off anything.
>>606462530
if anything, the opposite is true ;-; but alright
>>606461702
>>606461762
epik fucking gifs bro
>>606462618
take a 2 dollar coin anon
>>606461465
>>606462767
it's like $6 for an adult ticket...
>>606462658
Keep telling yourself that
>>606462786
Wut
>tfw cutest and fittest person in the thread
>>606461856
dave/mate
>>606462916
Fuck off idbro
>>606463028
Wrong person you're replying to, friend :^)
>>606446526
>Upper Hutt
>Master race
pik 1 g
it's always disappointing to see the number of posters exceeding the number of images in the thread
>36 posters
all me btw
>>606462991
i can't go anywhere :/
negative balance on my hop card...
>>606462845
then go down to your local booze shop and get some beer - its comfy time for yo ass
>>606463079
Try typing without butter all over your fingers.
>>606462732
Thanks, you too.
I'm a black South African thinking about imigrating to NZ. What do you guys think about this? Should I?
>>606463280
Sure friend. Enjoy our dank ass marijuana :^)
>>606462916
>fittest person
>>606463280
No fuck off nigger
>>606463280
do you have a cute sister?
>>606463253
Dude fuck off with your implications, they're hurtful, offensive and untrue.
I'm simply not black.
>>606463280
Fuck off.
>>606463340
What's your fastest 1km faget
>>606463280
Do the michael jackson 28 day skin challenge then we will consider it.
>>606463373
Samefag here, I fucking lost
>>606463340
i've seen what you look like
i'm both taller and stronger than you
you only beat me in how much hair you have on your chest
thread is shit
>>606463280
can barely stand the white ones
let alone a nigger
where my preparing to fly out to Korea and proposing to your waifu bros @?
>>606463528
Are you man? Or mouse?
>>606463714
>Korea
>Not Glorious Nippon
iShigg
>>606463280
we've got enough fuckin white south africans let alone the blacks
>>606463704
Whats wrong with the white ones. I cant stand them too, thats why I want to leave
>>606463714
I hope you get kidnapped by Kim Jong Un and used as his white boy sex toy
>>606463418
Dunno, haven't timed in years.
>i'm both taller
>you only beat me in how much hair you have on your chest
>r u triggering me?
Have you been following me on other boards?
>>606463516
[Tips internally]
>>606463842
I have always wanted to live there. Especially Auckland. I think of NZ as a sort of paradise
>>606463934
The other part of this response is for you.
>>606463962
I forgive you
>>606464031
Oh for fucks sake.
I really ought to go to bed.
>>606464031
You mean it's for you.
>>606463970
Everyone does, it's an alright holiday destination but fuck living here, We've got the same problems everyone else does. Also Auckland is somewhat expensive to live in.
>>606464048
u 2 bbz
>>606463870
think theyre better than other white ppl
scared of maoris and islanders though lol
call traffic lights, robots
shitty african flags on cars
>>606463970
You can come, as long as you don't steal
>>606462652
are you taking the pic?
>>606464185
Does this mean we're dating
Any girls on that want to chat?
>>606464193
>nigger
>don't steal
Does not compute.
>>606463970
its a paradise if you wanna live in the bush
and freeze your ass off otherwise just
another shithole
>>606464315
Only if you bring the butter.
>tfw he follows your posts on other boards
How do you even find them?
>>606464425
Ids are back bro
>>606464421
Wait.. You're gunna put butter in my...
>>606441549
hey~
>>606441549
so like do your sis' do weed?
>>606441549
cause if they do, i don't want anything to do with them
>>606441549
girls shouldn't smoke
>>606464500
No, you are sneaky.
Taller than me is a reference to what I posted on one board and the chest hair reference is about another.
>how
>how could you find similar file names to things not posted?
>>606464814
I am ok with this, time and a place
>>606464778
They are little highschool girls, no they don't.
>yet
>>606464962
>He doesn't stalk via IP
>>606464965
4:20 ur place bbz
>>606464962
your replying to the wrong person
>>606465006
let's keep it like that
my pure angels
>>606465072
So how did you know...???
>>606465072
>your replying to the wrong person
Don't lie.
What's my height?
>>606465181
5'11"
Do I keep posting in thread..
Or do I go play motherfucking Planescape some more..
>>606465258
No.
>>606465039
A.M.? You'll have do do it when I'm asleep
>>606465181
idk dude
i only know things you've posted in these threads and skype
>>606465357
Oh ok.
>>606465387
Ohhhh... Is this sexdemon69?
>>606465387
How do you know about the chest hair though?
And that you is taller?
>>606465484
>sexdemon69
ye
>>606465532
just guessing bro
i'm p tall and i barely have any chest hair
Anyone got any Lesley Schuster nude pics also add me on snapchat jluck01 guys or girls send me anything
>>606465373
Aight
>>606465532
Just a good guess I suppose.
>>606465700
Checkd
This is Lesley btw
>>606465811
PLS BE IN SEOUL
>>606465811
3/10
Skin colour ruins it for me
>>606464425
i am a god :3
>>606465729
>>606465784
I don't know which ones the real you anymore D:
>>606465729
>>606465784
How many cooks are cooking this stew, Stu?
Another Lesley
>>606466005
this one>>606465729
>>606466005
idk, i'm just me~
>>606466026
wat
>>606466075
Happy birthday by the way
>>606466210
nah, still got a few months left
then i'm hitting the casino
Who /northofhamilton/ here
>>606466251
Merry Christmas?
>>606466163
There's more than one IDbro posting posts.
On the left she is from new Zealand someone must have something
>>606466338
Wait... You're idbro? Where's all the asian pics bb
i keep it 300
like the romans
300 bitches
>>606466420
Nice
>>606466410
No, I'm the faggot, but he's here and so are others pretending.
>>606466420
Kanye is bad and you should feel bad
Dun dun dunners
>>606466483
Wait.. You're gay nazi or whatever?
>Past the bump limit
Goddamn
>>606466586
Congrats on winning the rugby.
>>606466586
You go to the game? I just got hammered at the Baa
>>606466420
Spartans were Greek.
>>606466741
Ja.
>>606466942
^ This
But it's a song reference unfortunately
>>606466554
shit taste son
Lesley on the right
>>606466994
Are you actually gay?
Or, are you actually racist? Or both?
>>606467127
lolkhavefunlisteningtoliteralshitnormalfag
>>606467031
Ah I see, I don't listen to shit-tier music unfortunately. Only Mozart in B minor bumble bee etc. *tips fedora*
>>606467268
Yes to both.
p p p please can I have the picture of the poly from the other day with the pierced nips?
>>606467262
i want her in my bed on my dick
>>606466554
>>606467340
Kanye is a god lol