Its a meme, you dip
God bless all the shameless perverts who upload this shit for our sexual pleasure.
Seriously though, that guy doesn't give ONE shit. And honestly thats what most men wish they could do if there were no social boundaries
I have a similar story.
>be my fried
>he is standing on a bench in the park having beers and eating peanuts from a pack in his pocket
>a qt3.14 on the bench next to him
>they start chitchating
>he offers her beer and she comes to his bench
>he ask her if she would want some peanuts
>tells her to take them from his pocket
>she goes in
>friend initiates shiteating grin
turns out he had a big hole in the pocket of his pants and stuck his dick there before he asked her if she wants some peanuts
best part is she doesnt take hand out, later blows him in his car.
There's something about this one that bothers me.
I mean... feminazis would say that this is an outrageous and that the look at that "poor" woman's face is one of fear and disgust.
I wonder... if she was so disturbed by this, why didn't she, instead of keep glancing at the penis, just stand up and move to the other side of the bus?
She could've just been trying to ignore it and hope he would stop.. like a paralyzed in fear kind of thing... But truthfully, human nature is curious, and she was probably just in awe.
I just can't believe he can get so close without people even hearing and getting uncomfortable.. some bitch in one even turns and smiles at him right after he backed away. Completely unknowing that she just got skeeted on.
ive done shit like this. your heart goes wild and time slows down to a halt when you actually take your cock out. i have a pretty nice looking dick and i shave my neck so ive got away with it so far. its an amazing rush. i did it in a cafe once and had a 18yo looking fit girl looking over the top of her laptop at my cock as i came and then licked globs of it off my fingers. being brave is dangerous but super rewarding. when the time is right, ACT!
you know what im actually going to buy a spy pen or button with my 50$ in my payal today. when they see the phone they get shy or angry but if they dont know theyre being capt they just like watching me get off
the glasses this guy uses would be ideal though. but its also super important not to look at them directly in the eyes and to just genuinely enjoy masturbating.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
My top fetish
I've never came on a girl in public but there have been many times while I'm on a hike or driving or walking that I'll start running through my pants and whip it out. Most girls take about a half second gaze before they whip their head around pretending they don't see. One chick looked like an older soccer mom she started like cheering me on it was cool.
Touched a nerve? Thought so.
I work in law enforcement - the dudes who get caught doing the kind of shit in this thread never EVER have girlfriends and usually have never even had one in their lives. But please, tell us how you think being a sex pest is awesome and how, unlike those guys, you also totally get laid all the time and aren't lonely.
I've seen or maybe been exposed to (lol) maybe 100 low level sex offenders in my career.
The number of them who were just normal guys, who weren't weird at all, who had normal relationships and who you'd never suspect?
But yeah, I'm sure you dudes on here are the exception, all of you on the same thread at the same time...
>paralyzed in fear
lol you sound just like one of the feminiggers, anon. I sure hope you're just predicting how they were defend themselves.
I'd have just moved. I don't want to see some random dude jerk it in on the goddamn bus. That's weird. If it was a chick, I would have stared a hole into that pussy and that's what she did. She stared a goddamn hole in that man's dick. She even tried watching him fap through the reflection of the window but it wasn't as good, so she just went back to looking at him lol
This is something that my wife and I agree on (she's pretty based). Women are just like men only women are pretentious twats that want to rule the world through their illusions of grandeur. Men rule the world through force, which is just as wrong but at least men aren't scared little cunts.
This was amazing to watch
Shhh, you're speaking too much truth.
Ew, she looks like a skank that'd do anything for a burger
well mine is webm so i guess there's that.
this is truly sick. when I was 16 a man masturbated in front of me when I was sitting on a bench in a park. I fucking freaked out and he started to chase me when I got up. I lost him after like half an hour. thirty minutes of hell.
Hope he still stalks you, little slut. Prob dressed up in leggins talking about "It's comfortable" Bitch we all know you want the D.
they do apologize in the video, which has sound. webms on /b/ dont have sound anon, so assuming that they didn't apologize makes you look retarded. remember friend, assume make an ass out of u and me.
the more you know
and knowing is half the battle
he wears headphones to pretend he could not hear.
I have to assume that most of these videos are fake. The only time I've seen something similar to this in real life, the women screamed and the sperg was beaten to fifty shades of shit by a nearby group of white nights with his nob hanging out.
I don't know what I should post...
I sat for some time because at first I was curious about the situation. but then he started moving towards me. also he didn't look like a healthy person, he probably was on drugs or just mental
this is so fucking gay and pathetic LOL
go out and get laid faggos..
haha had to post, I knew someone remb
you forget that women are conditioned not to take aggressive measures when they feel threatened or uncomfortable. they're taught to be tactful and submissive, especially in sexual matters.
think about those videos where they have the guy and girl dress up in fat suits for meeting people from dating sites. how the men all go "fuck this, you lied to me" and walk off when they meet the "fat" girl, while in meeting the "fat" guy all the women tactfully tiptoe around the situation while they're in it, feigning interest and slowly wiggling away, some even going so far as to kiss the man, until they're safely out of the situation where they begin to avoid and ignore.
>Go and get laid faggots
On /b on a Friday afternoon
I'll see you tonight on /r9k Timmy