OP's who start this thread ten times every fucking hour
All types of midde-men and paper shufflers.
Like insurance agents. You pay the insurance company. When you make a claim, the insurance company pays you.
But all over town are these businesses with a boss and 2-3 secretaries who sit around all day shuffling papers, just taking their cut and making everything more expensive for the rest of us.
I fear for the next generation. All the people (women mostly) that I know who are going into teaching or who are teaching are lazy and/or stupid. They have no right teaching anyone anything. They just want a job that'll let them take time off and then bitch about how shitty the work is when they knew exactly what they were getting into.
Teaching is low paid and not respected in the US. How exactly does anyone expect to attract smart, motivated men to the profession? Something has to change eventually. Considering how important teachers are in shaping everyone's children's lives I don't understand why it is the way it is.
The point of being a teacher is not to "be smart." If you want to "be smart" you work in academia. The point of being a teacher is being good at... teaching things. Be the change, not the problem. Teaching is not a profession to stroke your own ego.
Mexican drug cartel members. Fucking faggots keep thinking they got it all controlled. I go to work in Mexico at a farm and I'm driving peacefully listening to music drinking a soda, happy as I can be, next thing you know there's 20 SUVs blocking the road just to ask me for ID. Fucking degenerates walking around with big ass guns and shit. Really? What the fuck am I gonna do? Try and stop your drug flow when I'm minding my own business? Jesus.
I'm a farmer with a fairly big amount of land. Cows and agriculture. $150k a year. The economy in Mexico is pretty good even though it doesn't look like it, what fucks me over is living in the US.
I never said it was easy. I just don't see anything intelligent about busting your ass for lower-than-average pay then having the audacity to complain about it even though it's the profession you chose. That's why no one takes you seriously.
You know education today is just doing what you're told right? There is no making you smarter, there is though, making you submissive. There is no fucking preparing you for sucess or anything. It's all bullshit. School doesn't make you smart, curiosity does. And curiousity seems to be forbidden in public schools because you either learn about this or you fail.
Academia is not much better. The career professors do more damage than good in my opinion. The only professors who taught me anything useful were the professionals who starting teaching after they had a successful career. The other guys just enjoyed the ego boost from having all eyes on them while they rambled on about the bullshit they convinced themselves was useful.
Sales coaches and consultants.
They're basically middle aged sales people who realized that sales is a shitty career so they decided to pretend to help sales organizations by propogating bullshit sales philosophies, all of which are the same with the only real difference being whatever fancy acronym they choose to use To describe their process.
They're not worthy of respect because they're essentially betraying their own kind and know that they're all frauds.
And you can thank big government (mostly from Democrats) for that. Yet you fucktards jeep voting for the same assholes so you can get your "free" stuff. All the government cares about is test scores and punishing teachers when their students don't achieve them regardless of the reason.
I agree with you anon. The government always asks "What's wrong with the student?" Or "What's wrong with the teacher?"
They question they should be asking is "What's wrong with our system?"
I had a lot of good teachers when I was growing up and to this day have respect for them. In one sentence I could tell you aren't that kind. Do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and go be a fucking garbage man. You have no business being in that profession.
I'm not a consultant but it seems like everyone is mad at these types of jobs because they're the cush shit most people would like to do. Low hours, high pay, and low stress. Seems good to me. I ain't mad at anyone if I'd do it too. Everyone's just trying to make a living.
Most teachers get in for the right reasons. They want a job where they're actually helping people and doing all they can for the students.
But then the realities of all the bullshit that comes with teaching sets in. It ruins the fun and the drive of teaching as you sit through your 50th meeting of the year over how standards are changing or how you have to develop another unreasonable IEP or you have to cancel your plans for the night to meet with some ungrateful parent who thinks they know more about what's going on in the classroom than you do. Don't berate teachers, they put up with so much fucking bullshit, and half of it doesn't even come from the kids.
sales fag here. Marketing -you're right, these are the faggot who constantly push low price collateral into your mail box. Only to Have some poor salesperson tell you that That's not the price for the package you want.
Believe me, we hate the lying marketing fags. They're the real problem. They're basically morons who don't have the people skills or work ethic to be in sales so they do an easier job where they don't have to worry about quotas
waitresses who one day post about how they made $150 on tips alone from work and then the next post about how abloohoo i'm a poor waitress who doesn't make any money i work so hard abloohoo
Coaches? Maybe. Consultants? It's a lot harder than you think. Sometimes there is not enough time to fix a problem or a problem requires vast amounts of knowledge that you don't have. I mean I hate lawyers as much as the next guy but would you rather get ripped off or spend the rest of your life in jail? I'll take losing money any day.
xDD I get this meme!!
if any fags from that thread are in here, i got that lowes job ay
Fuck waitresses in general. How many times does everyone in the world have to hear you make $2.00/hr when you were just bragging you made $700 in one night over the weekend? Gets really old. It's a fucking cult of tipping in the US for doing NOTHING but your job.
Truth. Or the dumb bitches who post about the proper amount to tip....constantly saying 20% is the right amount. These pukes don't understand that they are unskilled labor who already make too much just to shuttle my food around. My wife works as a hostess at an upscale restaurant in an area where a lot of billionaires live in Palm beach florida, she makes 12 bucks an hour plus about 40 a night on tips, and frequently gets random rich people giving her 50-100 bucks cash per night. Literally just for doing her easy ass job
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people who get jobs because the company/boss got enough money to pay their salary to just sit around doing bullshit stuff, like keeping a calendar for some1, like personal assistants.
Jobs that dont create anything of "value", people who work in public jobs
>Go to a dealership
>Looking at cars
>"Wow I really like this one."
>1-star reviews, horrible mechanical issues
>friends tell you to buy something else.
>Buy it anyways
>6 months later it starts breaking down
>Have to take it to get it fixed all the time
>Eating away at your money and free time
>Start bitching about how much you hate your car to everyone
>No one cares because they knew it would happen
>"But it's not my fault! Sympathize with me!"
You get it right?
> fast food employees
> assistant managers
> "baristas" or any coffee supplying chode
I'm sure there's more, those are my big three.
I am the 8" anon, but i enjoy blowjobs, my gf is good at giving them
now, i've made contact with her cervix before, and that was apparently painful for her, so i am a little more careful.
>tfw limited speedfucking
They bought the home for you. If you don't pay them back, they take it back.
nice assumption there. i live by camp lejeune in NC. mostly marines, hardly any skanks unfortunately. 300 dollars for a globe and anchor tattoo done in 90 minutes isn't "very little"
Not him, but the big banks have been caught on multiple occasions using seedy tactics and and predatory lending, basically lending to people fully knowing they'll get to foreclose later and make an even bigger profit.
In Canada it's even fucking worse. Waitresses have to be paid minimum wage, plus our "social etiquette" demands that tips are even higher than in the US. I worked as upper management and the fucking cunts were bringing home more than I was.
My gf worked as a telemarketer for a while because they were literally the only people that would hire someone with no experience and no degree. Telemarketing companies are evil scum but the actual callers are just people trying to get started.
I've been in sales only about four years. have gone to five different sales seminars through my various companies, most recently with comcast where I sell business services.
Every single sales process you'll ever be taught is the same. They just change the acronyms and some insignificant nuances.
Pretty much all boil down to
1: research a prospect
2: make contact/cold call
4: pitch your product or solution
5: close the deal
6: make sure nothing post sale gets fucked up
Customers are so educated that modern sales is really just networking anyway though. I do very little selling Because I don't have to. I interview customers to assess their needs, then give them a proposal.
god that's true though how has no one mentioned Twitch casters and YouTube "stars" and the like? The fucking cult of personality around these people today is retarded - it's okay that they provide entertainment but I always see people that LOOK UP TO THEM somehow. Like you want to be an uneducated fat slob that sits on a computer all day? Sure they're probably rich as fuck but jesus what a thing to aspire to.
Mcdonalds or any fast food industry
Fastfood isn't healthy for kids or adults. Its a plague on society. If we had an ounce of self control and responsibility there wouldn't be any fast food available on the entire planet.
Fastfood being here reflects how weak and immature our leaders are to allow this filth into our society.
Any time I see
Waiting staff. I don't need or want you to talk to me. I'm not some fucking child who has to tell an adult what he wants to eat and then have it carried for me. Just let me punch in my order into a machine and then pick it up from the counter. And you fuckers never bring me enough water.
I get it's a job where you virtually do nothing for money, but I'm talking about actual aspirations... you know... what people want to do with their lives. Do you think all these extra kids saying "I want to be famous on YouTube" is actually gonna happen? The time for that is pretty much already past NOW let alone when they're growing up. Just as productive as "I'm going to be in the NBA" for black people.
ITT jobless basement dwellers try to tell the rest of us that we don't deserve their respect
seriously a fucking tape recorder can do that job
>fda meat inspectors
im gonna eat it either way fucks
>veterinarians for small animals
this guy basically molests my dog for two minutes and then charges me a hundred bucks. i can molest him for free
>fishermen all kinds
they stink and i hate fish
no clue what they do, but on tv they seem way too smug
fucker is wrong where i live
I addressed the salt truck driver
>pop culture critic
>really any kind of 'critic'
>impound lot owner
>liberal arts professor
>anyone who works for/in a cannabis dispensary
>any type of therapist
>nurse (glorified bedpan cleaner)
>anyone who works in the 'beauty' industry
>boxer/ufc/any type of professional fighter
>warrant of fitness inspector
>any type of lobbyist
>life insurance salesman
Finance guy here. This is about half true. If you can find a good financial adviser/analyst they can show what's really going on. On the other hand, if you choose poorly they can fuck you up with predatory practices or stupidity.
Perfect example. Talking to a girl who I had some classes with. A dumbass airhead bimbo with absolutely no professional experience is preparing for her CFA exams. I doubt she has had to pay for anything in her life. CFA's are one of the highest standards in the financial field.
>>mfw this dumb cunt is going to be giving out financial advice.
You torture retards and fringe dwellers to say a bunch of words into a recording that you use to make messages to their families saying they are leaving forever, then collect their welfare and sickness benefits. Comes to a tidy sum.
Look up the Snowtown murders, bodies in barrels.
thinking of you on a planet where none of those exist
....wait, are you one of those fucktards who signed up for the mars mission?
hmm so lets see from this list we can assume you're a basement dweller (no popular culture), a total push over beta (don't like "authority figures" like cops and military jobs), think you're smarter than everyone (no teachers, therapists, psychologists, psychiatrists, critics, etc.), euphoric reddit user (no religious figures), and finally you're clearly a little weak girly man because you don't like any sports. Sounds like you're a prime 4chan user.
yup get it. your a dumbass
Anybody who has a job in the financial/banking sector (similarly, business majors).
Being financially independent I have to deal with them all the time. I like pedos more than I like those cunts. Not joking.
Yeah but you can't really take kids aspirations too seriously. When I was a kid I wanted to be a BMX racer an Astronaut and an F-1 Driver. Obviously as I grew up I realized that those were just pipe dreams.
It makes me crazy when people think the police and violent/punitive coercion are necessary to "keep the peace." Over 99% of history had no police force, and an even greater percent had no government. So called "primitive" peoples aren't uniformly barbaric and violent, as the police and their supporters want everyone to believe. Violence is in every society to some degree and it's foolish to turn a blind eye to the violence committed by government and then claim we are a peaceful society.
He's five foot two
And he's six feet four
He fights with missiles and with spears
He's all of 31
And he's only 17
He's been a soldier for a thousand years
He's a Catholic
A Buddhist and a Baptist and a Jew
He knows he shouldn't kill
But he knows he always will
Kill you for me my friend
And me for you...
Thanks man, I don't believe I made it this far through the thread without seeing this. Fuck parking wardens, they are the scum of the Earth. Those and ticket inspectors on trains.
Kinda true, but we used to live in much smaller groups. City states will have a watch, citizens start to outsorce things like education and childcare and before you know it you have private police forces who think they are warriors, not protectors.
oh dont have other arguments than my english gramatic.
I write it before i give a shit for writing perfect.
Because i dont wanna learn this shitty english language better.
English sounds like shit. The most english countrys are shit. And in the most countrys nobody can speak it well, so i cant used it there.
so tell me why should i learn english?
county corrections officers are sheriff deputies in training
it's actually an inescapable requirement to spend 5-8 years as a prison guard, in my county, before a deputy can hit the streets
shit sucks yo
the transaction loosely referred to as a "mortgage" consists of 1) a promissory note executed by the buyer promising to pay the lender the amount borrowed by a certain date, with interest; 2) a mortgage, which is a type of lien giving the lender the right, if the borrower fails to repay the loan, to either a) foreclose on the property being used as security, sell the property, and use the proceeds to pay down the unpaid loan balance; and/or b) sue the defaulting borrower for the remainder of the unpaid loan (i.e., seek a deficiency judgment). Mortgages are good for society because they allow people who don't really have any capital to own real property.
So, if you didn't have shit for brains, you'd know that banks don't "cause" foreclosures — the sad sacks of shit who don't pay back the money they borrow cause foreclosures.
>the colosal losers who lurk on the street asking for signatures
>anyone who works for any sort of rights/activist organization
>virtually 99% of all non-profit employees with their bullshit paper shuffling
>anyone who works at a foundation/charity
>pretty much all government employees
>100% of DHS
I agree. Nowadays teachers just hand out packets and put on powerpoints they didn't even make.
There are some good ones out there i learned a lot from, but it seems like the majority of them just sit on their ass and collect money.
No respect for:
>Banking and financial advisers
>Advertising and Marketing people
>Agents (like entertainment and sports agents)
don't get why people think politicians don't do anything useful. ever heard of legislation? public finance? solving collective action problems? Without gov't, shit would be pretty fucked up. Democracy is the worst way to govern a nation — except for all the other ways. Democratically elected politicians are better than dictators/ayatollahs bitches.
So let me get this straight...
The only commendable "real" jobs, at least according to this thread are:
Well, fuck you and this thread. I love working in the medical field and I wasn't good at higher level calculus or engineering or, god forbid, computer science. I don't want to be a fucking borderline autistic and socially inept asshole.
8/10 for getting my to reply and, atlhough STEM jobs are necessary, get the fuck over yourselves. I have more respect for a garbagebro than another boring engineer drone who likes to boast about how fucking hard fluid and thermo was. Eat dicks.
Oh yay. My metrics are high (the shit the customes measure us on) so I think I'm a good rep but a FUCK TON of my job is cleaning up after other reps fuck up an account or don't set expectations properly.
elementary teachers. My sister majored in elementary education and she's pretty dumb, but she was literally the smartest girl in her entire major, all of her friends were dumbasses on such levels i am surprised they can tie their shoes.
it makes me weep for the children.
If you were actually smart, you wouldn't have become a teacher. Typically you can't be a teacher without any college and there are a shitload of jobs that people could do to make more money without any college whatsoever.
That's how I know I'm smarter than you at least.
I have no respect for the medical professions. You fuckers charge ridiculous quantities for treatments that we still have statisticians fighting over whether they even work. Then you don't spend the cash it takes to even maintain basic levels of sanitation.
You bleed the dying of cash and then have the nerve to pretend you're in the business of healing? Fuck you people.
Does this guy need a CT scan? Is it billable? Yup. Then sure why not! FUUUUCCCKK YOOOU PEOPLE
I work 190 days a year and can pay all my bills. I get 2 weeks for Christmas, a week for Thanksgiving, guaranteed weekends off, home by 4, and actually make a difference in kids' lives. Not to mention 3 months off in summer.You put money over everything else in life and that makes you quite stupid.
Who hates volunteer firemen? Good list except for that. I'm a volunteer in the town I live in, but not the shithead bravado type, it can be fun, but fuck waking up at one in the morning to take some dickbag with a anxiety attack to the hospital....most volunteers don't make shit and have to train a lot to get certified to put out some crackheads trailer that is a inferno because they've been up for 3 days and didn't properly extinguish their Winston 100.....
Tldr: I browse 4chan at the fire station, not all volunteers are dickbags