Go.

>>606208930
Serial killers, Like how do you even make money off dat reals

Those that start YLYL threads on /b/

Teacher

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>>606209048

>working

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>>606208930
OP's who start this thread ten times every fucking hour

Cops

nigger

>>606209770
>this

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All types of midde-men and paper shufflers.

Like insurance agents. You pay the insurance company. When you make a claim, the insurance company pays you.

But all over town are these businesses with a boss and 2-3 secretaries who sit around all day shuffling papers, just taking their cut and making everything more expensive for the rest of us.

>>606208930
Booty hunters

>>606208930
liberal arts prof. no dignity in it. over paid and self centered.

>>606208930
Priests.

captcha bwere

>>606208930
zero-sum careers.
>marketing
>finance
>lobbyists

Project managers

Fuck them.

le master race dorito face ebin may may

420 Shrekt b)

>>606210113
Why?

Every legal job is respectable you sack of shit

>>606209053

This.

I fear for the next generation. All the people (women mostly) that I know who are going into teaching or who are teaching are lazy and/or stupid. They have no right teaching anyone anything. They just want a job that'll let them take time off and then bitch about how shitty the work is when they knew exactly what they were getting into.

11B

How does /b/ feel about corrections officers

>>606210507
I'm a teacher and I guarantee I am smarter than you. If you think it's so easy, why don't you become one and see just how "easy" it is?

>>606210507

Teaching is low paid and not respected in the US. How exactly does anyone expect to attract smart, motivated men to the profession? Something has to change eventually. Considering how important teachers are in shaping everyone's children's lives I don't understand why it is the way it is.

>>606210307
lol, my dad's a project manager

>>606210534
butt mad POG detected

>>606209469
this, the entire concept of having a police force is only around 200 years old or so.

>>606210920

The point of being a teacher is not to "be smart." If you want to "be smart" you work in academia. The point of being a teacher is being good at... teaching things. Be the change, not the problem. Teaching is not a profession to stroke your own ego.

>>606208930
handjobs
gimme a blowjob or gtfo

Mexican drug cartel members. Fucking faggots keep thinking they got it all controlled. I go to work in Mexico at a farm and I'm driving peacefully listening to music drinking a soda, happy as I can be, next thing you know there's 20 SUVs blocking the road just to ask me for ID. Fucking degenerates walking around with big ass guns and shit. Really? What the fuck am I gonna do? Try and stop your drug flow when I'm minding my own business? Jesus.

politicien, police officer, i respect detective etc

>>606210471
How can someone make a living out of spewing lies?

>>in before politicians

>>606211226

The whole of Mexico is more or less fucked anyways from the ground up. Even the "legit" jobs are pretty sketchy (and that goes for most of "Latin American" countries).

>>606211047
quit with the opinions, bullet sponge

>>606210824
Let me have yard time, bring my commissary and we're cool

>>606208930
Anyone who joins the military.

These are the same type of people that allowed Hitler to be Hitler.

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Wendy's Chef

>>606211459
I'm a farmer with a fairly big amount of land. Cows and agriculture. $150k a year. The economy in Mexico is pretty good even though it doesn't look like it, what fucks me over is living in the US.

>>606208930
Elected official of any kind

>>606211145
kek
/thread

Anybody that doesn't take pride in their work. if you take pride in your work i will respect your job no matter what you do. All jobs are needed

Marketing and sales. Your whole job is to trick people into wasting money on shit they don't actually need.

>>606211459
whats the point of putting quoation marks over latin america?

It would make much more sence if you put it ove united states "of america"

>>606210920

I never said it was easy. I just don't see anything intelligent about busting your ass for lower-than-average pay then having the audacity to complain about it even though it's the profession you chose. That's why no one takes you seriously.

>>606212141
>all jobs are needed
>>606212159
TOPKEK

>>606211597
>the people that joined the US military during WW2 allowed Hitler to be Hitler

Nice logic you got there guy

>>606208930
Playing the part of "Alice" in the Brady Bunch

>>606210920
You know education today is just doing what you're told right? There is no making you smarter, there is though, making you submissive. There is no fucking preparing you for sucess or anything. It's all bullshit. School doesn't make you smart, curiosity does. And curiousity seems to be forbidden in public schools because you either learn about this or you fail.

>>606210920
> "I guarantee I am smarter than you"
> Arguing with someone on the internet about who's smarter.

>>606211145
I prefer a good handjob to a blowjob. It's rare that a girl can fit me in her throat so I've only cum twice in my life from them

>>606210307
I'm a fucking project manager you piece of shit!

Its fine man(:

>>606211745
HAHAHAHAHAHA
YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY WITH THA SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>606211134

Academia is not much better. The career professors do more damage than good in my opinion. The only professors who taught me anything useful were the professionals who starting teaching after they had a successful career. The other guys just enjoyed the ego boost from having all eyes on them while they rambled on about the bullshit they convinced themselves was useful.

mimes, they're annoying i hate them

>>606211745
Fuck you. I love /b/ and actually start some popular threads a lot.

>>606212682
>hey guys check out my 9 inch internet dick with the girth of a telephone pole, just passing through don't mind me

>>606210471
>Anon used to be a choir boy

Sales coaches and consultants.

They're basically middle aged sales people who realized that sales is a shitty career so they decided to pretend to help sales organizations by propogating bullshit sales philosophies, all of which are the same with the only real difference being whatever fancy acronym they choose to use To describe their process.

They're not worthy of respect because they're essentially betraying their own kind and know that they're all frauds.

>>606212597
And you can thank big government (mostly from Democrats) for that. Yet you fucktards jeep voting for the same assholes so you can get your "free" stuff. All the government cares about is test scores and punishing teachers when their students don't achieve them regardless of the reason.

>>606210473
Yep, just like bankers legally fucking up our countries for us

Soldiers.

BRING ON THE HATE, FAGGOTS

>>606212604
Arguing about a post about arguing.

Any kind of consultant. You give advice? Fuck off.

>>606210473
lol

>>606213239
I agree with you anon. The government always asks "What's wrong with the student?" Or "What's wrong with the teacher?"

They question they should be asking is "What's wrong with our system?"

>>606213239
"Jeep voting"
kek

>>606210920
I had a lot of good teachers when I was growing up and to this day have respect for them. In one sentence I could tell you aren't that kind. Do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and go be a fucking garbage man. You have no business being in that profession.

>>606213444

I'm not a consultant but it seems like everyone is mad at these types of jobs because they're the cush shit most people would like to do. Low hours, high pay, and low stress. Seems good to me. I ain't mad at anyone if I'd do it too. Everyone's just trying to make a living.

waitresses who do nothing but carry food from a counter to your table and demand tips for it.

>>606210507

Most teachers get in for the right reasons. They want a job where they're actually helping people and doing all they can for the students.

But then the realities of all the bullshit that comes with teaching sets in. It ruins the fun and the drive of teaching as you sit through your 50th meeting of the year over how standards are changing or how you have to develop another unreasonable IEP or you have to cancel your plans for the night to meet with some ungrateful parent who thinks they know more about what's going on in the classroom than you do. Don't berate teachers, they put up with so much fucking bullshit, and half of it doesn't even come from the kids.

>>606212159

sales fag here. Marketing -you're right, these are the faggot who constantly push low price collateral into your mail box. Only to Have some poor salesperson tell you that That's not the price for the package you want.

Believe me, we hate the lying marketing fags. They're the real problem. They're basically morons who don't have the people skills or work ethic to be in sales so they do an easier job where they don't have to worry about quotas

>>606213327
Too lazy to look up again.
CTL+v navy seal copypasta

>>606213386
>clearly a statement
>says it's a argument

You're smarter than who?

Apple genius bar

>>606213764

waitresses who one day post about how they made $150 on tips alone from work and then the next post about how abloohoo i'm a poor waitress who doesn't make any money i work so hard abloohoo

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>>606213632

i never see my job in these threads. where's the hate for tattoo artists?

>>606213386
>commenting about someone arguing about a post about arguing

>>606213209

Coaches? Maybe. Consultants? It's a lot harder than you think. Sometimes there is not enough time to fix a problem or a problem requires vast amounts of knowledge that you don't have. I mean I hate lawyers as much as the next guy but would you rather get ripped off or spend the rest of your life in jail? I'll take losing money any day.

>>606213889
should be whom

gj though

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>>606211745

xDD I get this meme!!

if any fags from that thread are in here, i got that lowes job ay

4chan moderators

>>606214069
they are fuckin useless. why pay for a tattoo when you can get a free one in jail.

>>606209889

I feel bad for people this dumb.

>>606213701
I used to be a garbage man. 45k a year bro. Not such a bad job actually.

>>606213176
underrated post

Popular singers, I've got almost no respect for them, primarily because they don't write their own songs, and the song writers never get their due.

Callcentre douches

>>606213172
be mad that you don't have my 8" long 6.5" circumference pussy slayer

Rim.

>>606214069
Nobody considers that a job.

>>606210824
Couldn't even get a job as a real cop. Celebrates making major revelation/bust, like some dude has an extra roll of toilet paper. Sub human scum.

99% of all people working at local radio stations in Germany.
Katy Perry, Toto, Roxette, Kate Ryan and a motherfucking retard named Andreas Bouriani, thats all they play here. Everyday.

>>606213764

Fuck waitresses in general. How many times does everyone in the world have to hear you make $2.00/hr when you were just bragging you made $700 in one night over the weekend? Gets really old. It's a fucking cult of tipping in the US for doing NOTHING but your job.

>>606214474
>can't enjoy blowjobs
>implying envy

>>606208930
Anyone who profits by killing off jobs. These people should be killed.

>>606214501
Probably because you don't know how much i get paid to sit on my ass and make masterpieces

>>606210150

this

>>606213939
do you realize what living on small windfalls like that is like

you you realize realistically what $150 will afford you in today's world

>>606213939

Truth. Or the dumb bitches who post about the proper amount to tip....constantly saying 20% is the right amount. These pukes don't understand that they are unskilled labor who already make too much just to shuttle my food around. My wife works as a hostess at an upscale restaurant in an area where a lot of billionaires live in Palm beach florida, she makes 12 bucks an hour plus about 40 a night on tips, and frequently gets random rich people giving her 50-100 bucks cash per night. Literally just for doing her easy ass job

4chan moderator

telemarketers and door to door salesmen

>>606208930
Politician

>>606213872
>>606213327
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>606208930
4chan janitors

>>606210920
because i make 10 times more than you

banks that cause foreclosures. What the fuck right does it give anyone to take someone's home away?

The Arts. It's The Arts.

>>606214621

You get paid very little to draw the same flower on some skank's back over and over again.

people who get jobs because the company/boss got enough money to pay their salary to just sit around doing bullshit stuff, like keeping a calendar for some1, like personal assistants.
Jobs that dont create anything of "value", people who work in public jobs

>>606213785

>Go to a dealership
>Looking at cars
>"Wow I really like this one."
>Read reviews
>1-star reviews, horrible mechanical issues
>friends tell you to buy something else.
>Buy it anyways
>6 months later it starts breaking down
>Have to take it to get it fixed all the time
>Eating away at your money and free time
>Start bitching about how much you hate your car to everyone
>No one cares because they knew it would happen
>"But it's not my fault! Sympathize with me!"

You get it right?

>>606214829
this x9001

>>606214674
yeah but she's probably pretty and friendly, it's like they're paying a friend tax you gotta understand friend.

>>606214356
Exactly. Probably a better job than being a teacher, especially for somebody not suited for it.

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>>606208930
> fast food employees
> assistant managers
> "baristas" or any coffee supplying chode
I'm sure there's more, those are my big three.

>>606214915
>not knowing how economics work
google "mortgage"

>>606214581
I am the 8" anon, but i enjoy blowjobs, my gf is good at giving them
now, i've made contact with her cervix before, and that was apparently painful for her, so i am a little more careful.
>tfw limited speedfucking

>>606209770
>niggers
>a job
pick one

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>>606213176
Glorious post

>>606213172
Died laughing. I love you anon

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>>606214615
Luddite

A job is a job. None of you worked a day in your lives though

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>>606214915
They bought the home for you. If you don't pay them back, they take it back.

truck drivers.

>>606208930
>court stenographers
>fda meat inspectors
>stock brokers
>veterinarians for small animals
>fishermen all kinds
>molecular biologists
>weathermen
>salt truck drivers

>>606214944
nice assumption there. i live by camp lejeune in NC. mostly marines, hardly any skanks unfortunately. 300 dollars for a globe and anchor tattoo done in 90 minutes isn't "very little"

>>606208930
I was going to say Niggers, but I guess someone beat me to it

>>606215063
But I am also 8". Not so alone.

>>606215243
That's a pretty specific list.
>salt truck drivers
Do tell.

>>606215052

Not him, but the big banks have been caught on multiple occasions using seedy tactics and and predatory lending, basically lending to people fully knowing they'll get to foreclose later and make an even bigger profit.

http://www.theroot.com/articles/politics/2009/06/wells_fargo_ghetto_loans_and_mud_peoplewhy_we_need_a_better_naacp.html

>>606215063
When you hit the cervix and it hurts her, pound harder. That's what I do. She goes to sleep crying and in pain, I go to sleep happy and content.

>>606214751
ANd so you are just a little brainless robot who really wants to become love and acceptiation from his superior.
Because your mom and dad never give you some.

>youtubers
>streamers
>digital "artists"

yes, believe it or not, some people consider these to be full time jobs

>>606214544
In Canada it's even fucking worse. Waitresses have to be paid minimum wage, plus our "social etiquette" demands that tips are even higher than in the US. I worked as upper management and the fucking cunts were bringing home more than I was.

>>606214751
i started to believe you up until you said gorilla warfare its spelled guerrilla and by citizens who are untrained

Telemarketers
Customer Support from india

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>>606214751

>>606215508
Want to try that in English?

>>606215404
dumped a shit ton of salt one day kicked up stone cracked my windshield on the 90. Pretty much thats all it took for me to hate them.

>>606208930
Parking wardens

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>>606215663

>>606214022
Not him but how is that possibly euphoric in any way? Education fucking sucks here.

Union politicians and Union officials

used car dealers

>>606214704
My gf worked as a telemarketer for a while because they were literally the only people that would hire someone with no experience and no degree. Telemarketing companies are evil scum but the actual callers are just people trying to get started.

>>606215795
kek'd

Managers.

>>606215536
Welcome newfriend :^)

>>606215674
nope. because im glad that english is not my motherlanguage.
so i see no worth to learn it better.

>>606209469
Retard alert.

>>606214128

I've been in sales only about four years. have gone to five different sales seminars through my various companies, most recently with comcast where I sell business services.

Every single sales process you'll ever be taught is the same. They just change the acronyms and some insignificant nuances.

AIDINC
RAPIDROI
PAIDINC
solution selling
PAIPCN

Pretty much all boil down to
1: research a prospect
2: make contact/cold call
3:interview
4: pitch your product or solution
5: close the deal
6: make sure nothing post sale gets fucked up

Customers are so educated that modern sales is really just networking anyway though. I do very little selling Because I don't have to. I interview customers to assess their needs, then give them a proposal.

>>606215527

god that's true though how has no one mentioned Twitch casters and YouTube "stars" and the like? The fucking cult of personality around these people today is retarded - it's okay that they provide entertainment but I always see people that LOOK UP TO THEM somehow. Like you want to be an uneducated fat slob that sits on a computer all day? Sure they're probably rich as fuck but jesus what a thing to aspire to.

Rails developers who own .io domains and code on sublime text, etc, etc, etc.

>>606212597
But that is in no way the fault of teachers. It's a higher up problem that they can't do anything about

>>606210307
unappreciated profession
is responsible for most things getting done

>>606215243
you really have issues
kek

Lawyers, university proffesor, any kind of supervisor jobs they all suck cock to keep there jobs

>>606208930
4chan mods

Mcdonalds or any fast food industry
Fastfood isn't healthy for kids or adults. Its a plague on society. If we had an ounce of self control and responsibility there wouldn't be any fast food available on the entire planet.

Fastfood being here reflects how weak and immature our leaders are to allow this filth into our society.

Anything with finance, marketing or fast food.

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>>606216065

>>606215508
>>606215536

jesus have you two faggots been under an internet rock for 15 years? OLDEST COPY PASTA EVER IN THE HISTORY OF YOU BEING A FUCKING CALL CENTER INDIAN

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>>606215800
Any time I see
>the system

>>606216059
get rich have bitches by playing video games on youtube is pretty sweet man

>>606216059
Meh, on the average they're more entertaining to watch than basically any talk show host.

>>606216217
True that. My wife is a PMP. Paid big bucks to beat solutions into thick skulls.

>>606211597
lol so the people who voted for hitler's political party share no blame eh

>>606215936
Except to come here to be a twat. Got it.

Waiting staff. I don't need or want you to talk to me. I'm not some fucking child who has to tell an adult what he wants to eat and then have it carried for me. Just let me punch in my order into a machine and then pick it up from the counter. And you fuckers never bring me enough water.

>>606210507
since when did the allow the interwebs and pcs into prison?

Managers.
Bankers.
Politicians.
Telemarketers.
Basically all those economic parasites with little to no purpose, or who don't fulfill their purpose.

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4chan mods

>>606216345
no but i have a reallife so i dont have the time to remenber all the fake stuff which posted in the inet.

and i dont wanna.

>>606216405
>>606216464

I get it's a job where you virtually do nothing for money, but I'm talking about actual aspirations... you know... what people want to do with their lives. Do you think all these extra kids saying "I want to be famous on YouTube" is actually gonna happen? The time for that is pretty much already past NOW let alone when they're growing up. Just as productive as "I'm going to be in the NBA" for black people.

>>606215271

if a dude asks for a penis tattoo do you have to like hold his dick and draw on it?

>>606216230
>complains about people in positions of power
>implies their position is obtained illegitimately
>can't spell

>>606208930

Railway maintenance workers. Fuckin assholes do nothing all day, they might as well let the trains crash, i mean who cares, amirite guise?

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ITT jobless basement dwellers try to tell the rest of us that we don't deserve their respect

Every "job" related to religion

>>606216598
nope again. just wanna see what little pices of crap like you posted here.

>>606216844
>I have a real life where I provide IT help from India

>>606216345
is this john

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>>606209053
>>606209469
>>606209889
>>606211874
>>606213327
>>606214735
>>606215802

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>>606213785
amen

>>606217166

yes this is john. what's up dude? how'd you know it was me? was it because I have the most common name in the world?

>>606214971
Yeah, It's funny. Dozens of children's futures depend on the performance of a random persons "car".
Good one man.
great
fucking
analogy
dude

>>606210468
You're a faggot

>>606216935
exactly what i aspire to do i want to do nothing and still fuck bitches get money

>>606216228
>court stenographers
seriously a fucking tape recorder can do that job
>fda meat inspectors
im gonna eat it either way fucks
>veterinarians for small animals
this guy basically molests my dog for two minutes and then charges me a hundred bucks. i can molest him for free
>fishermen all kinds
they stink and i hate fish
>molecular biologist
no clue what they do, but on tv they seem way too smug
>weatherman
fucker is wrong where i live

I addressed the salt truck driver

>pop culture critic
>art critic
>really any kind of 'critic'
>army/navy/airforce
>cop
>prison guard
>impound lot owner
>pop singer
>politician
>marketers/copywriters
>parking warden
>liberal arts professor
>volunteer firemen
>journalist
>Newspaper writer
>car salesman
>bus driver
>prosecutor
>recruiter
>anyone who works for/in a cannabis dispensary
>psychiatrist
>psychologist
>any type of therapist
>'life coach'
>astrologist/numerologist etc
>prostitute
>pole dancer
>bartender
>tattooist
>pharmacist
>nurse (glorified bedpan cleaner)
>abortionist
>slaughterhouse worker
>anyone who works in the 'beauty' industry
>school teacher
>priest
>competitive eater
>professional gamer
>jockey
>boxer/ufc/any type of professional fighter
>mechanic
>warrant of fitness inspector
>any type of lobbyist
>life insurance salesman
>telemarketer
>judge
>security guard

>>606217008

Hey fuck you bro i probably collect as much in welfare as you make working.

>>606210920
i was a teacher for 3 years, easiest job i've ever had, pay was great, i only quit because i found my dream job

>>606217336
muhammed is the most common name in the world

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>>606216333
>>606210150

Finance guy here. This is about half true. If you can find a good financial adviser/analyst they can show what's really going on. On the other hand, if you choose poorly they can fuck you up with predatory practices or stupidity.

Perfect example. Talking to a girl who I had some classes with. A dumbass airhead bimbo with absolutely no professional experience is preparing for her CFA exams. I doubt she has had to pay for anything in her life. CFA's are one of the highest standards in the financial field.

>>mfw this dumb cunt is going to be giving out financial advice.

>>606211597
Uh what's wrong with hitler?

>>606209014
You torture retards and fringe dwellers to say a bunch of words into a recording that you use to make messages to their families saying they are leaving forever, then collect their welfare and sickness benefits. Comes to a tidy sum.
Look up the Snowtown murders, bodies in barrels.

>>606212141
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>>606211096

you are wrong. just think about roman empire. i'm not sayin police is very useful tho

>>606212682
Fag

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>>606217633
lel
thinking of you on a planet where none of those exist

....wait, are you one of those fucktards who signed up for the mars mission?

>>606208930


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eF4iX9gDhjE

>>606217633

hmm so lets see from this list we can assume you're a basement dweller (no popular culture), a total push over beta (don't like "authority figures" like cops and military jobs), think you're smarter than everyone (no teachers, therapists, psychologists, psychiatrists, critics, etc.), euphoric reddit user (no religious figures), and finally you're clearly a little weak girly man because you don't like any sports. Sounds like you're a prime 4chan user.

>>606217436

If you really cared you would be busting your ass to fix the broken system. Not show up to work and act like you're a fucking hero.

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>>606217195
yup get it. your a dumbass

>>606208930
Anybody who has a job in the financial/banking sector (similarly, business majors).

Being financially independent I have to deal with them all the time. I like pedos more than I like those cunts. Not joking.

>>606208930
credit union branch managers. because i have no respect for my girlfriend, stupidcunt.

>>606215063
This. My gf need a deeper vagina she always complains about it being too deep

>>606217738

my last name is muhammed. john muhammed. jokes on you.

>>606208930
CEO

>>606218467
>your a dumbass

...

>>606214971
this post actually has me thinking about my career path :[

>>606212682
I bet your Internet dick is huuuuge m80.

>>606213939

i'd starve if i only made 150 a day

ok not really but 150 is not a lot

>>606208930
Anyone taking women's studies
>Inb4 not a job

>>606208930
Cops and teachers.
Also project managers.

Teachers

>>606218633
it's spelled "juan"
why can't you spell your own name?

>>606217633
nice dubs, and my job apparently you have respect for. Non Destructive Examination Technition, I.E Weld Inspections. Quality control for the oil and natural gas industry.

>>606216943
Y'know they can refuse anyone for any reason right?

>>606218642
>>606218467


HAHAHA oh wow. YOUR a dumbass.

>you're

>>606216935
Yeah but you can't really take kids aspirations too seriously. When I was a kid I wanted to be a BMX racer an Astronaut and an F-1 Driver. Obviously as I grew up I realized that those were just pipe dreams.

>>606214703
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>>606211096
It makes me crazy when people think the police and violent/punitive coercion are necessary to "keep the peace." Over 99% of history had no police force, and an even greater percent had no government. So called "primitive" peoples aren't uniformly barbaric and violent, as the police and their supporters want everyone to believe. Violence is in every society to some degree and it's foolish to turn a blind eye to the violence committed by government and then claim we are a peaceful society.

>>606218728
$150 will buy you a lot of happy meals at mc donalds.

>>606213931

now that you say this, i cant think of another profession i would roll my eyes more over someone telling me that they work as an apple genius

even the title makes me cringe

>>606213735
i dono man. i know consultants at places like mckinsey and bain that work 80 hour weeks... pretty brutal

>>606218946
I'm naming my first son Juan Muhammed Anon.

>>606218728

Yeah but it's almost 3 times what the fry cook or the dish washer in the back that's slaving away is making.

>>606216345
iKek'd

>>606214474
Much cock
So huge
wow.

>>606210015
yess

>>606219409
And I shall baptize him/her and buy his/her first beer

>>606216943
no i have female coworkers. they handle that and any cock piercing as well.

Real estate broker.

The entire industry is just friends hooking each other up. They put a sign on a lawn, make a call or 2 and then take thousands of dollars to the bank.

>>606211597
He's five foot two
And he's six feet four
He fights with missiles and with spears
He's all of 31
And he's only 17
He's been a soldier for a thousand years
He's a Catholic
A Hindu
An atheist
A Jain
A Buddhist and a Baptist and a Jew
He knows he shouldn't kill
But he knows he always will
Kill you for me my friend
And me for you...

>>606219163
what are you talking about I'm a BMX racing F-1 driving Astronaut.

>>606219719
It would be an honor.

>>606215757
Thanks man, I don't believe I made it this far through the thread without seeing this. Fuck parking wardens, they are the scum of the Earth. Those and ticket inspectors on trains.

>>606208930
Literally all of them.
>2015
>not owning your own business

>>606212396
He means people who blindly obey orders

>>606217633
This fuckboi naming every job he wishes he was XD

>>606220123
What business(es) do you own?

>>606219282
Kinda true, but we used to live in much smaller groups. City states will have a watch, citizens start to outsorce things like education and childcare and before you know it you have private police forces who think they are warriors, not protectors.

>>606220030
Fuck, I knew it! I could have been the first one. Damn my parents for shitting on my dreams...

>>606220301
None of your business faggot

>>606219162
oh dont have other arguments than my english gramatic.

I write it before i give a shit for writing perfect.

Because i dont wanna learn this shitty english language better.
English sounds like shit. The most english countrys are shit. And in the most countrys nobody can speak it well, so i cant used it there.
so tell me why should i learn english?

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>>606220421
So "none". Got it.

Doctors

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>>606214520
county corrections officers are sheriff deputies in training

it's actually an inescapable requirement to spend 5-8 years as a prison guard, in my county, before a deputy can hit the streets

shit sucks yo

>>606220508
Lol jealous fuckin pleb>>606220696

>>606214915
the transaction loosely referred to as a "mortgage" consists of 1) a promissory note executed by the buyer promising to pay the lender the amount borrowed by a certain date, with interest; 2) a mortgage, which is a type of lien giving the lender the right, if the borrower fails to repay the loan, to either a) foreclose on the property being used as security, sell the property, and use the proceeds to pay down the unpaid loan balance; and/or b) sue the defaulting borrower for the remainder of the unpaid loan (i.e., seek a deficiency judgment). Mortgages are good for society because they allow people who don't really have any capital to own real property.

So, if you didn't have shit for brains, you'd know that banks don't "cause" foreclosures — the sad sacks of shit who don't pay back the money they borrow cause foreclosures.

>>606218933
but why though we're nice people

just because you were molested by the substitute doesn't mean all teachers are out to molested everybody

>>606220274
most people would obey orders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOYLCy5PVgM

>>606208930

>the colosal losers who lurk on the street asking for signatures
>anyone who works for any sort of rights/activist organization
>virtually 99% of all non-profit employees with their bullshit paper shuffling
>anyone who works at a foundation/charity
>nurse practitioners
>pretty much all government employees
>100% of DHS

>>606209469
this

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>>606220998

Lazy ass construction workers where 3 people stand around watching a 4th guy slowly dig a hole

>>606208930
The people who work at the DMV

>>606221369
>I-I think I love you

>>606214533

Toto? Like Africa, Toto? christ.. would you like to join us in the 21st century Germany?

>>606221462
Almost all bureaucrats in general are fucking miserable dickwads

>>606220508
>>606220696
>>606220998
>>606221369
>>606221618
well that took an incomprehensible turn

>>606221434
4 guys working eight hour shift each one only works two hours gets paid full day. It's genius.

>>606221798
You know where this is going ;)

The owner of 4chan, what a piece of shit

>>606209053
I agree. Nowadays teachers just hand out packets and put on powerpoints they didn't even make.

There are some good ones out there i learned a lot from, but it seems like the majority of them just sit on their ass and collect money.

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>>606221968
yeah...I guess I do

>zip

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No respect for:
>Banking and financial advisers
>Advertising and Marketing people
>Bloggers
>Agents (like entertainment and sports agents)

>>606222212
>mmmmmmmm

>>606210920
good bait mate

People who work in the music industry that have a personaliy like justin beiber or kayne kill yourself already

>>606217731
What was it?

>>606216680
don't get why people think politicians don't do anything useful. ever heard of legislation? public finance? solving collective action problems? Without gov't, shit would be pretty fucked up. Democracy is the worst way to govern a nation — except for all the other ways. Democratically elected politicians are better than dictators/ayatollahs bitches.

I'm a customer service rep, how much does everyone hate me?

Work for AT&T

>>606208930
Apple store Geniuses. Same thing as a Subway sandwich artist.

4chan moderators.

physician assistant, but maybe I'm just pissed I can't afford to see a real doctor

>>606222216
FUCK ME I forgot
>fashion designers

>>606222900
I don't...3/4 of the time I have pretty good interactions with you guys

Being a black person

>>606208930
So let me get this straight...
The only commendable "real" jobs, at least according to this thread are:
>Anything STEM-related
>Anything STEM-related
>Anything STEM-related
>Anything STEM-related

Well, fuck you and this thread. I love working in the medical field and I wasn't good at higher level calculus or engineering or, god forbid, computer science. I don't want to be a fucking borderline autistic and socially inept asshole.

8/10 for getting my to reply and, atlhough STEM jobs are necessary, get the fuck over yourselves. I have more respect for a garbagebro than another boring engineer drone who likes to boast about how fucking hard fluid and thermo was. Eat dicks.

>>606222498
Lol
take on a bunch of debt
get paid shit
fuck kids
Go to jail

>Why don't you be a teacher, faggot?!!

>>606223296

Oh yay. My metrics are high (the shit the customes measure us on) so I think I'm a good rep but a FUCK TON of my job is cleaning up after other reps fuck up an account or don't set expectations properly.

elementary teachers. My sister majored in elementary education and she's pretty dumb, but she was literally the smartest girl in her entire major, all of her friends were dumbasses on such levels i am surprised they can tie their shoes.

it makes me weep for the children.

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>>606211745
For you

>>606223428
>Anything STEM-related
>I love working in the medical field
>Eat dicks.

You're trolling, right? It smells like you're trolling but I want you to say it.

>>606223925
Isn't Wendy fat as fuck?

>>606210920
If you were actually smart, you wouldn't have become a teacher. Typically you can't be a teacher without any college and there are a shitload of jobs that people could do to make more money without any college whatsoever.

That's how I know I'm smarter than you at least.

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the fucken cable guy

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>>606223283
captcha: penus

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>>606223428
I have no respect for the medical professions. You fuckers charge ridiculous quantities for treatments that we still have statisticians fighting over whether they even work. Then you don't spend the cash it takes to even maintain basic levels of sanitation.

You bleed the dying of cash and then have the nerve to pretend you're in the business of healing? Fuck you people.

Does this guy need a CT scan? Is it billable? Yup. Then sure why not! FUUUUCCCKK YOOOU PEOPLE

>>606225057
I work 190 days a year and can pay all my bills. I get 2 weeks for Christmas, a week for Thanksgiving, guaranteed weekends off, home by 4, and actually make a difference in kids' lives. Not to mention 3 months off in summer.You put money over everything else in life and that makes you quite stupid.

>>606225452
>American problems

>>606208930
Psychiatrists

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>>606217633
Who hates volunteer firemen? Good list except for that. I'm a volunteer in the town I live in, but not the shithead bravado type, it can be fun, but fuck waking up at one in the morning to take some dickbag with a anxiety attack to the hospital....most volunteers don't make shit and have to train a lot to get certified to put out some crackheads trailer that is a inferno because they've been up for 3 days and didn't properly extinguish their Winston 100.....
Tldr: I browse 4chan at the fire station, not all volunteers are dickbags

>>606225452
Does this include EMTs?

>>606225452
You know nothing about the medical field. Nothing.

>>606217064
>Tips fedora