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Am I going to die /b/? Also, wtf thread

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Am I going to die /b/? Also, wtf thread
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>>606044264
Yes, you're going to die. Though it may not be from that.
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>>606044468
This. Why not just remove your scrotum?
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>>606044264
the fuck is that shit? your balls?
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>>606044642
I am in the process of removing them. Just thought I'd share it with you first.
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>>606044918
Indeed.
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Please never have kids, they're about 98% likely to be mongoloid
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>>606045223
yes, you are going to die
med fag here
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>>606044264

How's living in the hills with eyes?
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>>606045264
So you're saying there's a chance?
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Fick is this shit OP
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>>606045875
Calcified cysts. Scared the fuck out of me and thought they were cancer at first.
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>>606045556
underrated post
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>>606044264
You're balls look like a shit someone would take after eating to much gum.
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>>606046094
I would pray for cancer if I had that
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>>606045556
I wish they looked like that. A couple get to the size of a small marble.
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The fuck does that even feel like.
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>>606044264
>pop some and post pics
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>>606044264
>Am I going to die /b/?
God I hope so
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>>606046533
Imagine the small bubbles in bubbles wrap. Only scretchy.
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>>606046721
this.... squeeze the cheese!
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5.99 plus tax 26% thc 5%cbd
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>>606047011
I want this
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So do they itch? Can you feel fluids sloshing around inside?

How does that even happen?
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>>606047136
fucking lost my shit xD
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>>606044264
Looks like your many balls make your dick turn into all balls. Wtf I don't understand still. The fuck op. Explain yourself did you fuck an Ethiopian
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>>606046721
They are pretty much pimples. Some hurt to pop and others are painless. I have gotten some good ones that end up spraying on the ceiling. Other than that they are nearly impossible to pop using my fingers without constantly picking at it.
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>>606044264
Go to McDonald's, spill coffee on your lap, show them balls, win lots of burger moneys.
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>>606047425
OP pop and post Pics
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>>606047452
coffee is hot
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Eww just imagine all those fucks fapping to that though
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Dude go to a fucking doctor.

Did you dip your balls in grease or something?
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>>606047253
No itch, but when I get an itch I have to stretch and get in there. No fluid. Some hurt my fingers to pinch and others are a little softer. I feel no pain if I pinch them.
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>>606047425
How in the fuck are you suppose to get rid of them?
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>>606047957
Has anybody else besides a doctor and us seen this shit? If so what was their reaction?
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>>606047425
>dont be a bitch pop those shits and post some pics
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>>606047425
>I have gotten some good ones that end up spraying on the ceiling
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>>606047163
It's really not up to me if they pop. I make a pass over every night looking for poppers and I get one or 2 if I'm lucky. Will try though
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have you just given up on life and women in general?
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>>606047418
I thought maybe they were ingrown hairs my sophomore year of hs. maybe they'll go away I thought. They just accumulated to what you see now.
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>>606044264
I have like one of those small once you have OP. But nowhere near as big as yours. How in the fuck did you get like a hundred of those?
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Sebaceous cysts. Holy shit, that's a lot of them.
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>>606047845
Yes. This looks about right.
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>>606044264
buddy of mine got one of these. just one though. and since im in medical school and he has no insurance he decided to ask me how to take care of it
2 pitchers of beer and one razor blade held over a flame later.... pop

dont be a pussy op just pop them/ cut them
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>>606047957
Don't feel bad OP, I've got the same shit just not as bad. Only have 2 as big as most of the ones in that pic, rest are about half that size. If I notice them immediately I can typically get em before they turn into anything major. The ones I can't pop.. I've had for years.

Went to the doc, he didn't even know what they were and wanted me to go to a urologist. But I didn't want to deal with that.. did some research online and figured out what they were. If it gets worse, I'll hit up the doc again.

So have you popped a big one? I've never tried piercing one to see what would happen.
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>>606047956
I have and have several appointments for surgery. If I understand correctly, they will be peeling my sack like an orange piece by piece, then stretching my skin over and sewing it up.
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Anxiously waiting OP
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You no cyst are in sacks within the skin. Unless you break up the sack the cyst will just come back even bigger.
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>>606048801
Too embarrassed to say anything to anyone. Slowly accumulated to all this shit.
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>>606049234

Yeah... luckily I have a long term girlfriend that doesn't give fuck otherwise I would think about something like that but right now just doesn't seem worth getting my sack cut to get rid of the ones I have.. fuuuuck that.
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>>606049520
Alright. I will watch if it develops for me. Had mine for like a year. Gf first saw it and she still wants to pop it. I want to keep my little friend.
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>>606044264
If that's your sack you should peace out and hope you respawn with a smoother plumbag
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>>606049930
I would suggest trying to get rid of it sooner than later. I feel like the longer I have mine the harder they get so.. probably just ensuring you will need medical assistance to remove it if you wait long enough.
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>>606048212
Yes my parents and current gf have. She doesn't mind them since she is a nurse and sees all kinds of shit. I dragged them across one of my friend's hot pockets though. It burned.
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>>606044264
How
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OP pop one and post results
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>>606050201
>I dragged them across one of my friend's hot pockets though. It burned.
Problem solving skills.
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Timestamp+moar please op
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>>606049051
I went through all of that as well. Finally ended up with a surgeon. I have poked them with needles but takes a while for them to pop. Also, I go too far and poke myself in the process sometimes. Don't do it haha
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>>606044264
What the fuck is that
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>>606050721
Tasty.
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>>606048113
I've got a few surgeries to attend over the next year.
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/b/ never disappoints.
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>>606044264
OP JESUS CHRIST GO TO THE FUCKING ER RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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Well if OP wont deliver enjoy this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lo4TGR-A8
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could be worse....
you could be black
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Damn how many balls are in there?
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>>606048568
Not at all. My girlfriend of 3 years has no issue and we've discussed it thoroughly. I did at first though. HS was a bitch at times.
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>>606050894
<3
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WUT
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>>606050166
This. Don't wait man.
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>>606044264
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>>606044264
Seek treatment.
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>>606049487
Exactly. Only sire thing that has removed some are surgery.
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op how long have you had this
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Fuck dude this makes my skin crawl and makes me shudder
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>>606044264
>>606044264
>>606044264
>>606044264
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>>606044264
Man op that's really fucked up I actually feal sorry for you. I hope the doctor can fix it without it looking like a mangled piece of meat
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>>606044264
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>>606044264
Holy fucking shit
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Wow, that's something. Get it taken done. You'll feel amazing not to have that no more.
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>>606052025
kek
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:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6L9OcaPFqM
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somebody screen cap this
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Here goes nothing /b/ if I lose my sack will you pay for fake dog balls?
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>>606052602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHbUDDTDgpw
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>>606052716
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>>606052716
NOOOOOO GO TO THE ER YOU FUCK SACK
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>>606045875
>>606052716
My dick needs this!
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>>606052716
I'm going to go and bleed out through my eyes now.
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>>606052716
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>>606044264
OP WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>606052716
Yea I will OP
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>>606052716
Do one of the plump fat ones
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>>606052716
butternut squash
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We have... entrance?
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OP what if I paid you to let me pop them?
How's that sound
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>>606053605
Uesssssss
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>>606044264
srs comment here you will live enough to become a freak those lil things are harmless till you grow one on a critic zone (Throat, head , heart, belly,torax) this will interrupt normal process on your body breathing digesting blood pumping leading to dead this disease its called Von Recklinghausen
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>>606053605
More pics OP
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>>606053605
OH MAN
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>>606053605
OP is god
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>>606053605
YES YES
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>>606053605
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>>606044264
And btw those are not pimples are benign little tumors so stop trying to squeeze it
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>>606053605
Dude.. I don't have the courage to do that. Seriously curious how this turns out.
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>>606053605
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>>606053605
/b/ this is why I love you. Such a fickle mistress but when you put oh, oh boy you fucking put out.
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im dying haha
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For your crackers /b/
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>>606053605
now pull it out
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>>606053605
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>>606054295
Looks like chewed gum OP
>taste it and become legend
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>>606054295
glad I left this tab open
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>>606054295
damn you could seal up a bathtub with your sack
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>>606054295
ohhhhh fuuuuuck
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>>606054295
Keep going!
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>>606054213
He's popping one and sebum is coming out. Keep up with the class melven.
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>>606054295
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>>606054295
HOLY NIGGER LOVING SATAN YES BAHAHAHHAAHHAHAFUCKINGGODDAMNIT!!
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>>606054295
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god: THERE ARE NO GODS!
atheists : 1
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>>606054295
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>>606054295
Mfw
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>>606054295
POP THEM ALL
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well after 6 years on /b/ i thought i was immune to anything making me uncomfortable i have never been more wrong
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>>606044264
your testicles look like a left 4 dead smoker. be careful your penis never tries to strangle you.
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I thought this was a Last of Us thread for a sec
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>>606054958
You're fucking welcome.
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>>606054558
sides

captcha fedulew Jacob
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>>606054547
This
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>>606054295
lick it
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>>606054295
Do you wash your nuts?
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>>606054295
God Damn
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>>606054958
This thread is some next level stuff. Op you've gotta be a riot at parties!
>>606054295

Now THIS is content!
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Don't just stab it, actually pop one OP

PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ

cut the skin open just a tiny bit if you have to
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>>606054295
YASSSSSSSS
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>>606055290
>>606054295
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>>606054295
I'm just curious whether there the skin will shrink down and if it will be noticeable after you are done in a few days? Since I just have one the size of that and the rest are far less noticeable.. I'm tempted to do it myself.
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Jesus christ I thought that ingrown hairs on your dick were bad.
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>>606055376

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!
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Moral of the story: Take a little extra time to wash your balls, kids.
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>>606055290
nigga, you dont see this shit right here?! >>606054295
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>>606054295
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This is the best fucking thread ever. MOAR
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>>606055327
Fuck off you tumblr cunt
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>>606055396
pics!
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>>606046400
>>606047136
Well fucking done. God bless you.
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>>606054558
kek
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>>606055475
fuck a cactus
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i'm sorry OP, that looks painful. I hope my balls don't look like yours one day
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i am SO erect right now
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>>606044264
I gagged really fucking hard. Like so hard I farted.
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>>606055396
Yea I've done it before just make sure it's all out
Drink water to flush system and eat foods that help immune system
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>>606055396
YES!!! THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!! Op you are a god among insects! Praised by your holy, pus laden ballsack!

Someone dump some Nurgle pictures in this bitch. You two need to record it!
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>>606054295
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITTTTTTT!!!!!
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>>606044264
Doctor here, you have a severe case of sebaceous cysts of the scrotum, it's not life threatening, but you will need to go to an office to get the appropriate medicine if you wish to have IT controlled, it's infected hair folicules.
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>>606055555
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>>606055530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WpY2lxVovA

At least feel your balls.
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Holy mother of god... Son you've got a condition
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>>606055599
I would have to stop and pick up something to do the piercing part of this at the store tomorrow before I could attempt it. Don't have any needles or thumbtacks handy at the moment.
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I'm going to be honest.

When I saw OP's pic I immediately thought this would be some shopped pic and a fucking troll.

But god damn. I mean god. fucking. damn.

Never in my life have I see such a disgusting atrocity. OP's sack literally looks like a fucking brain covered in tumors.

And what MOST of all baffles me?

He has a fucking GIRLFRIEND who, when sucking his dick, had her face LITERALLY RIGHT BESIDE THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING CYST HIVE
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>>606054295
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Fuck man, we should spam his balls and make them the official balls of /b/
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>>606054295
Thank you op you have restored my faith in b and made me feel better about my own life.
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FINALLY! SOME NEW EPIC BREAD!!! SOMEONE BETTER BE SCREENING THIS SHIT.
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>>606055984
there's hope for all of us, mate
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>>606056032
this
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>>606044264

Holy shit, OP. I have a few of those (cysts) and I thought mine was bad. I'm so sorry.
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>>606052716
....do it.
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>>606048425
God damn op. I legit feel sorry for you. You only get one life and you can already scratch a ruined sack off the list. Keep on truckin. Don't let it define you. Any man would hate to be in this position. Hope all ends well.
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>>606055984
>had her face LITERALLY RIGHT BESIDE THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING CYST HIVE

maybe her face is a cyst hive so she feels closer to her own kind
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>>606055984
Yeah I was dead set it was some stock pic. The /b/ gods have been pleased with us today though.
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>>606056248
Lel
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Posting in epic bread
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>>606053605
Tha...Thank you based OP
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>>606055984
we're all gonna make it bro
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>>606054295
GET TABLESPOON AND PUT YOUR NUT ZIT CREAM ONTO IT AND MIX INTO COFFEE

MY DUBS COMMAND IT
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>>606055823

So what exactly is the difference between this and a normal pimple?
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We've found something even more next level than anal prolapse play..

Testicle Cyst Worship.

OP, squeeze your cystsacks together and have your girlfriend tonguefuck the tumor cleavage.
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Holy shit, still freaking out man. Good luck to yah OP
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>>606056161
Ain't that the truth brother

>>606056248
That...actually makes a lot of sense.

>>606056262
The gods are indeed generous on this night.
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>>606044264
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>>606054295
I am losing my shit from these replies. God bless op.
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>>606056248
we're gonna need pics of the gf OP

we need to see the woman brave enough to stare this in the face
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>>606044264
You'll be dead in a few months-years.

Captcha: warrt
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>>606051279
What is this...
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>>606055594
seems like i've found one of my own
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>>606054295
I came.
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ohlawdy
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I have one of these Forcyde bumps that's of decent size, and I get a few small ones occasionally that I pop like pimples. I pray to god my sack never looks like yours OP.
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>>606056472
I like you
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Watch as these are actually a whole bunch of little balls.

Oh god OP is popping his own balls

and

he has hundereds
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>>606056472

I come from /d/ and.. I think i've finally met my fetish limit with this.
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>>606055984
She fucking loves it when they slap against her chin. Love man.
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>>606054295
Every time I look at it I get closer to gagging. I can't stop myself. It's too powerful.
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>>606056615
God damn it Tarah, get the fuck off /b/
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this is wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmpEecVVSZ0
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Someone do a cum tribute
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JESUS CHRIST
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>>606044918

All 20,000 of them.
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>>606054295
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>>606055984
If when my girlfriend went to blow me for the first time, I had pulled down my boxers and I my ballsack had looked like OP's... There is NO FUCKING WAY she would sucked my dick.

Not with THAT slapping against her chin
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>>606054295
please keep popping, i love this shit.
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>>606056191
I feel no sadness friend. Believe it or not I don't feel self conscious anymore. Not since high school. Only one person has to see these constantly and she has no issue at all. Nurses man.
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>>606056978
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>>606044264
once you pop you just can't stop.
>op
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>>606056917
THIS. It would completely make this the perfect /b/ experience.
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OP you still there?
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>>606057032
how a normal nutssack should look just to let you know
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>>606054295
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>>606044264

Thanks for making me feel a little better about mine OP :-)
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Is this an std or what the fuck man? Someone please tells me what the fuck is going on
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>>606057292
how long have you not had circulation to your balls?
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>>606054295
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Bump for OP
>Pun intended
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>>606057271
He died from an infection
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You don't have much time left OP

RIP in peace
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>>606057396
fucking kek man, 10 internets for you
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>>606057163
You fucking rock OP. You're the one and only OP not faggot. They don't make many of you but God damnit when you show your balls, /b/ brightens right up. Hoping for vids in the future.
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MFW reading this thread.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmm... OP you need to find some fire... Like fire from the pits of hell, type fire...yeah.
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>>606057347
Yours is still fucked tho.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOO I hope OP is popping them all on video right now, so we can watch and enjoy later. OP, please do if you aren't already.

>MFW
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

I just image searched SCROTAL CALCINOSIS and I have gazed into the abyss.
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We need more pics. sweet jesus OP
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>>606057292

>normal nutssack

One ballin'
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im taking command of this thread!
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>>606057539
Same thing I was thinking
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>>606054295
OP, no! That's nerve gas!
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>>606057539

It sure is, but OP just shows it could be much worse. I've slept with multiple women and none have said anything yet.
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>>606057347
This is pretty much exactly what mine looks like, a few here and there. I just have one pronounced one like OPs.
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>>606055974
use nail clippers
just boil them first or soak in alcohol
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>>606057292
>normal
>shaved

son, you're a fruitbag
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>>606057292
That's a fine looking sack you got there
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>>606057032
Agreed.

I'd probably an hero before I even got to the point that there was a female on her knees, blissfully oblivious of what horror awaits her innocent eyes when my boxers descend below my shaft.
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>>606044264
How strange
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By the time op pops all those he'll fill this up
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OP what the fuck.
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oh dude my balls are huge but not that huge
>tfw you have a 3 inch dick with 2 inch girth
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OP here. On mobile and unable to post pics. I keep trying and it says there's something embedded or whatever.
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>>606057354
this
i dont understand
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>>606057710
What the fuuu...
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>>606058022
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>>606044264
I've never seen that before, does that huts? or something?
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>>606057812
I'm not going to clip into my fucking sack are you crazy man! Would YOU honestly be ok with doing that to yourself?
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>>606058034

They are harmless cysts. They don't cause any problems they just look like shit.
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>>606044264
can you post more pics?
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>>606057980
My thoughts exactly
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>>606058022
For another day then friend. You're the hero /b/ truly needs.
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>>606057610
sides
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>>606057997
please post your chode for /b
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>>606057710
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STAY STRESS FREE NIGGA
http://youtu.be/A1A0mIqlPiI
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Youre th e best OP. Thank you for sharing with us. Keep going and you will become immortal.
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Why did I have to come across this thread whilst beating my dick?

I was so close to finishing that I just decided to go through with it while scrolling in this thread.


Not going to lie. I'm not sure how to feel after cumming to a giant oozing nutsack cyst.
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>>606057939
I mean... How do you even bring that up?

"Um, hey girl. Look, before I unzip, there's sumthin I should give you a heads up about"
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>>606058473
no bbc nigger
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>>606058629
maybe he told her he'd do a trade.

a hummer for a chin massage

fair deal amirite?
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>>606053605
can you make a small wound on top of one and squish it? will blood come out? videos please. also fap video if you can. and ball play PLEASE
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>>606053605
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>>606058617
tribute the pus ball sac pick! Don't puss out fag! Make /b/ history!
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>>606057710
I have the video!
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>>606058563
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>>606058629
What do you thinks Op`s balls smell like?

Im thinking a strong blue cheese scent.
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I had one of these once, just one. It was when I was in 9th grade and I didn't have very good hygiene: I'd shower but not actually use soap on my junk most of the time. Anyway I got one of those a'm 90% sure it was from not washing. I popped it, proceeded to scrub my balls with soap for at least 5 minutes every shower, it's never happened again. Try that OP?
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>>606058854
they would go well with wings then. just pop that shit on my bufflo wings and im good to go!
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>>606044264
>>606052716
>>606053605
>>606054295
Damn son
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>>606058829
That would be great if I didn't blow my load already. I feel pretty vulnerable after all of this
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>>606058849
Continue faggot
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>>606058849
it doesn't even look like there's any blood vessels going through there, so at least it wouldn't bleed.
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>>606054295
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>>606058601
I will keep you guys updated every surgery and until after my last surgery.
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>>606058849
Do it fagget!
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>>606059095
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>>606058849
>WMV screenshot
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>>606048181
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>>606058968
FUCKIN YUM
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>>606058194
ehh, maybe not
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>>606057347
do you have balls inside your sack?
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>>606059211
That's some metahumor there.
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>>606058854
when you have stinky feet, wear the same socks for a year, then step in cat piss and pull it off to put peanut butter in it
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>>606059211
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>>606044264
OP be honest, we are asking you seriously now.

Did you get these because you neglect washing your balls? Admit the truth.

I do a lot of sports and my curse is if i don't shower immediately after i will get ass sits. a while ago i started using a benzol peroxide soap and a really coarse brush on my ass and i don't get them anymore. i also use this baby powder type stuff. except its the mainly version and sort of smells like deoderant. keeps it all dry down there. think you should do the same.

and dip you nutsuck into some peroxide or something lol.
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>>606058629

Yes, actually that sounds like a pretty reasonable way to bring it up.
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Posting in epic bread.
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Oh OP, you so crazy. This is why I keep coming back. The diamonds are harder to find in the piles of shit, but they're in there once in a while.
>2006 reporting in
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MOAR OP
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>>606058629

Honestly, the only scenario where I see OP feeling confident enough about not having a girl throwing up her guts all over his disgusting cyst hive of a sack is that her face is pretty much beat as a fucking truck and she is ass looking enough to actually NOT immediately be thrown off by seeing something that resembles her face.
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>>606053605
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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>>606053605
Idk why but i find this picture statisfying
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>>606059183
*shrugs* not that bad, though he'd forever have that little flap of skin on his dick head.
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>>606054295
MUST TARD GAS
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>>606059326
oooh.. so that is why i get them in my ass crack
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Any femanons in the thread is 3 inches acceptable or, am i fucked virgin.
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>>606052716
>mfw
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>>606059163
We shall call you the great Moby Cyst
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>>606058849
>4chan pic id
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lel
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>>606055984
WINRAR MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>606059738
ALL HAIL MOBY CYST
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>>606049798
underrated post
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op wut is that
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>>606057163
Good for you op. Lucky to have someone that looks past that. Best wishes
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>>606059579
The ladder
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>>606059478
>*shrugs*
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>>606059532
yeah lots of sitting on the computer all day does it too. gotta get up and walk around every hour or so, and sit on a pillow or towel or something.
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>>606059738
>>606059813
NEVAR FORGET MOBY CYST
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>>606059326
Maybe this happened because I wouldn't pay enough attention when I was younger. I don't think any amount of washing will make a difference now.
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>>606049798
OOHH KEKS
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>>606059310
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>>606059892
ladder ?
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>>606054295
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>>606059326
I have gotten a couple awesome sebaceous cysts on my shoulder at the end of my delt. That's pretty easy to clean and yet i was able to squeeze about and 18in rope of sebum. Shit was cash but not because it was unwashed.
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>>606060045
Yea it was Jake's
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>>606053605
>thread intensity intensifies
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COME ON OP, SHOW US YOUR RESULTS
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ALL HAIL MOBY CYST !
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Honestly I was there, went to the skin doc and he cut them off. Just some novacaine and a surgical knife!
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>>606059919
nah man, get a coarse brush or cloth, and a soap with peroxide or something similar in it. scrub twice a day and make sure your ass gets some breathing time they will go away in a week. you might have scares for a while but who cares maybe tan your ass. the main thing is no pain when sitting.
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what the fuck is happening here
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>>606054295
how the hell did you let it get to this point OP? wtf
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