Story time, /b/. I'm going tell you a story about the craziest girl I know. I'm not talking quirky or weird, I'm talking about a legitimate sociopath who should probably be institutionalized. But I'm getting ahead of myself:
>be me in high school
>best friend is dating this chick, we'll call her Sarah
>4/10 at best, but nice enough
>Sarah has this stalker, we'll call him Jack
>Jack is always texting Sarah, being creepy, etc
>One night after school, Jack comes over to Sarah's house and rapes her
>Sarah is devastated, my best friend is devastated
>Decides not to press charges
>Life goes on
Here's where it gets interesting
>A few weeks later
>Sarah admits that she made it all up
>She never got raped
>Jack never existed at all
>Don't believe it at first
>But then I realize:
>I've never seen Jack
>I've never talked to him
>Never got a last name
>Realize that she actually made it all up
>Realize this bitch is crazy
But wait, it gets better.
To be continued.
>Best friend is still dating Sarah
>She asks me for help with her math homework
>Offer to tutor her as a favor to my friend
>She's actually pretty nice to talk to
>Pretty much forget about the whole rape thing
>Start driving her home after school
>She develops a pretty obvious crush on me
>Don't act on it because I respect my friend
>After a while, she breaks up with my friend (for unrelated reasons)
>She wants to date me, but I'm not interested
And so starts the most convoluted, batshit insane plot I've ever seen trying to get me to date her.
Stay tuned, /b/.
>Sarah is now single
>Text her sometimes, like I said she's nice to talk to
>Occasionally she mentions her friend Brian
>Brian is an older guy she met at a poetry slam
>They hang out and go to poetry readings and shit
>One week, Sarah stops showing up to school
>Text her to see whats up
>Turns out Brian tried to commit suicide but failed
>He's in the hospital recovering
>She's staying with him to keep him company and make sure he doesn't try again
I should mention that I've had suicidal friends before, so I'm taking this very seriously. Sarah is absolutely devastated. When she comes to school, it's clear she's been crying and not sleeping. I'm worried for her and consider talking to a counselor, but I decide not to.
only a split second sooner and you would have insane quads
>fyi pic is of christian bale crying after heath ledger footage was shown at a movie rewards event
>A few weeks later
>Sarah is out of school for a good week
>She got into a fight with Brian
>She left the hospital room to clear her head
>When she got back, he had killed himself
Now here's where it gets interesting
>But wait, she says
>He left you a letter
>Only you're allowed to read it
>I haven't been able to bring myself to give it to you
Stay tuned to hear about the letter. I still have it, I'll try and get a good pic to upload
>Brian commits suicide
>Sarah asks OP to comfort her
>Sarah and OP make out
>OP finds out Sarah made up Brian, Cried a lot for no reason, and didn't sleep just to get OP to want her to fuck him
>The letter reads
>For OPs eyes only
>OP, you must dump warm stale cum all over dead body
>Then I'll be at peace
>P.S. Sarah wrote this
OP has confirmed our doubts. This is a spiderman thread now.
Pic related, the three fucking page letter.
I was gonna post it, but I realized it uses our real names, hence the blurry picture. I can scan it and block out the real names if you guys want, but it'll take some time.
Or i can just sum it up and continue with the story.
I am still waiting for the continuation of the story...
To sum up the letter:
>I'm going to kill myself
>I need someone to take care of Sarah after I'm gone
>I'm afraid of what will happen if you don't take care of her
>I'm afraid she'll go back to doing drugs
>Please, it's my dying wish
>Goodbye cruel world
>mfw I read the letter
>I fell for it hook, line, and sinker
Why the fuck don't OPs type this shit out before pussy farting all over /b/?
>Don't want to ignore this guy's dying wish
>Don't want Sarah to kill herself or go back to drugs
>So I start hanging out with Sarah again
>She's really not doing very well
>Very depressed, sometimes breaks down and cries about Brian
>Do my best to help her, not having much of an effect
>Afraid she's going to kill herself
>Starts weighing down on me
>Losing sleep, worrying a lot
>Become somewhat of a mess
>Start talking to my friend (not the same one as before) because I need to get it off my chest
>Tell him the whole story
>Friend is like "Hold up just a second, nigger"
>"This Brian guy, who you've never met"
>"Writes to you, and only you, a guy he's never met, before he kills himself"
>Start to think about it
Dumping my tinder goth story while OP is being a fag.
>Just chilling at home one night
>Eating and fapping like usual
>This brilliant idea pops into my mind
>Find phone and get on tinder
>Uncontrollably start swiping
>Every 3rd girl looks like a whale
>Realize I've never seen a picture of Brian
>Realize I've never talked to him
>Realize nobody else knows him
>Realize she's made up people before
>Realize this story is super fucking sketch
>Check phone again 30 mins later
>About 3 matches
>Texting away like shakespeare
>Mingle my way down to 1 girl
>Eventually convince her to come over
>Looks like a sketchy goth bitch
>Tells me she'll be here in 10 mins
>Sound at the door
>Tell her to come in
>Evil looking walrus slides into my house
>Let out a beta conversation starter
>Bitch starts talking about conspiracy theories
>Eventually I just go for a kiss
>As I get closer she directs her mouth elsewhere
>Mouth is literally up against my earhole
>She whispers "read the first letter of every sentence".
>Realize I'm gullible as fuck
>But surely nobody is that manipulative
>surely nobody is crazy enough to invent a person and have him commit suicide
>surely nobody is crazy enough to write a three page letter pretending to be the suicidal guy
>surely nobody would miss school, lose sleep, break down and cry to make it convincing
>surely nobody would think this is a valid way to get a boyfriend
>Don't know what to do
>Afraid she'll kill herself if I confront her
>Afraid I'm wrong and she was actually telling the truth
So I do the only logical thing:
>Stop talking to Sarah completely
>Don't make eye contact in the halls
>Keep walking when she says hi
>Don't answer her texts
>Pretend she doesn't exist
>be me, reading about how OP fell for the most obvious shit to ever hit the fan
>never met this guy
>he writes a letter to you, and only you
>you believe this shit
>Mfw she won't stop texting me
>Mfw she admits the whole thing
>Mfw she professes her love for me
>Mfw she begs me to date her
>Mfw I keep ignoring her
>Turns out, Sarah was never real.
I was the crazy one. I made it all up.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
> asleep one night
> sarah calls me repeatedly
> start to get pissed! answer the phone
> sarah is crying hysterically, tells me she's about to jump off the bridge, how she can't handle life
> get in my bike and start cruising to the bridge, there's only one in town
> i see her standing on the rail! I hop off my bike, get on the floor! everybody walk the dinosaur!
To this day, she still texts me.
Pic related, got another text today
So now, /b/, I ask you.
What should I say to her?
check these dubs is what you should do
Damn this bitch cray. Post a pic of her OP.
Did someone say dubs Fred?
That would be fucking amazing, but she knows it's not true. We have mutual friends and shit, she would know if I killed myself.
check my dubs cause im blessed by dubs fred
Pic related, it's her
Hit it, secretly record it, tell her and use it as blackmail, make up some convoluted story about how itll upload to xvideo, pornhub... etc, if you dont stop it everyday. Milk the blackmail, 7/10 daily fucks and make her cook and clean.
Holy fuck, the dubs in this thread though.
I'm afraid to hit it because I'm afraid she would accuse me of rape or something. I don't want to put my dick in crazy and regret it.
MORE THAN JUST CLOSE
teeth are the same
forehead size/ hairline
cheek smile muscles
lips same [thinnish]
eye brows same [though can be plucked, but still]
wears hair same [though dyed]
nice hunting dood
Are you faggots really this fucking dense?
oldfag here dropping by for a visit.
ya'll are pathetic. no one has even sent the link to the thread to the girl asking who OP is to dox him.
>Saint Darren Wilson comes in from his holiday stroll
>To his surprise, a nigger to mow
>Enthusiastic he jumps to his pistol with glee
>Exclaims Darren, Every high noon, Mike Brown he waits for me
>Looks to his left, sees big Mike Brown
>Barrages him with bullets, hands raised high
>Every shot strikes it's mark sending blood sky high
>All of Ferguson was 1 nigger down
>Maybe there wouldn't be a racewar had Darren been in town
Check all first letters