Thalassophobia Thread!
holy shit something other than a trap roll or loli thread
>>605991846
Fuck you and the non-free world
A big fucken shark
>>605992046
Holy fuck, is that a migration of hammerheads? I didn't know they ever traveled in groups
>>605992718
i wanna click but im not fuck the ocean,rivers and lakes
>>605992506
it's so poorly done, but still creeps me out, stahp
>>605993136
>>605993427
The deepsea is scarier than this shit.. Some megaladon type of shit just watching you in the dark (sounds like a pedo, but shits crazy)
>>605994146
you fucking bitch i had the page on auto update that scared the fuck outta me
NOPE
PLS
>>605994461
Neat!
>>605994267
is that real doesnt that kill you?
>16 year old me
>spearfishing
>see big fish
>follow it calmly
>see a fucking saltwater turtle
>proceed to follow it cause they are fucking beautiful
>realize i am so deep in I can't even see the bottom
>lose my shit, swim back to boat
never been so fucking scared, even though I'm really familiar with the sea
Submachinaphobia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luzpYaVJfEI
>>605995019
>be me
>snorkeling
>can see bottom
>nice fish
>suddenly an underwater ravine
>lose my shit
>swallow water
>back to boat
>>605995072
Oh yeah, context: Blue Springs vent in Orange City Florida that 12 people died in.
>>605995462
How deep is it?
>>605995662
120 feet deep I think.
This actually doesn't scare me that much, and I've seen this thread a lot lately.
>>605992718
awesome
>>605996537
Well would you like another trap, R34 or loli thread, sir? ffs. this is good
>>605992966
check those...fuuuuuck that
>>605994900
I know there was a guy who surfed the last Japanese tsunami and lived
>>605991392
>>605991846
>>605992966
>>605992718
>>605993773
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck OH FUCK FUCK YOU
>>605992966
Looks like vidya, what is this?
Gulper Eel
>>605997813
It's real
enjoy
Magnapinna Squid
>>605993773
>Thalassophobia
This one isnt real. Or at least I really doubt it. I am a marine science major and this is a basking shark. Found really deep, also, they don't have teeth and couldn't be a threat to humans.
>>605998003
ayy lmao
>>605997887
thats just sea weed haha
>>605998003
look like my ex
>>605998144
are....you stupid?
>>605997913
Looks like stephen hawking if he was bald
>>605992691
Feeding frenzy.
>>605998474
No. It's not real. Get over pussy.
>>605992718
Sharks don't "bark" lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJc5bRW7io
>>605998144
then how is this one not real? it doesnt have teeth in the picture
>>605992691
Yes
>>605991392
whats meant to be in the background??
>>605993637
Cant find any site that can make silent webms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o_OnZvhgMg
>>605998003
oh jesus
>>605998144
>Found really deep
I used to work on a boat in Cornwall. We used to see them on the surface most days.
>>605998824
A giant manta ray
those things have like 2 million HP it's sick
>>605992691
I remember seeing something a while back about hammerhead migration by the Galapagos islands. They don't even know why though lol
>>605997913
Looks like the Eraserhead baby
>>605998904
what you do on boat?
>>605998001
never heard of it
>>605998738
thats not what im pointing out....so yea...you're stupid
>>605994034
It's much more common for a diver to die by getting lost in a cave or equivalent than being attacked by a big sea monster
>>605998764
I know, but you have to go really deep to find them. They wouldn't be that far up.
>>605998003
>>605997913
This is how big these eels can grow too
>>605998129
this looks like its from a PS2 game
>>605991392
Greekfag here, cool word you borrowed there.
Θαλασσοφοβία, niggers.
>>605998904
Yeah they'll come up, but in most places it's really not common. Also, they're really slow and just eat plankton so people shouldn't fear them.
>>605999482
thats an oarfish you cunt barnacle
>>605999630
Rest of Europe here, cool money you borrowed.
52.9 billion.
niggers.
Only applies if you're a crab.
>>605999734
this. They were washing up a lot in recent years
>>605999999
>>605992221
I know, a bunch of new threads other than the shitty status quo we built have been made, it's great - yet remarkably cancerous. Oh well, better than traps and furries.
>>605999378
they are called BASKING sharks for a reason. it is uncommon to see them so close to the surface but not unheard of.
>>606000045
wat if I put my dick by the crack?
>>605999290
what the FUCK is that?
>>605997913
>give me the lordvessel
>>605994267
>dat file name
>>605999630
Shut up with that filthy pig latin.
>>605999482
Not an eel, its an oarfish
>>605999924
oyoyoyyyyy
>>605999290
Nope
Nope nope nope nope nope
>>606000323
DO IT FGT
>>605998144
>marine bio major
>basking shark found really deep
youre retarded. but they are not dangerous so you have that going for you
>>605999276
>cuz we totally got real stories of big sea monster attacks
>being this dumb
>>606000323
*Slurp*
>>605992221
>not contributing
>not getting quads
your parents must be proud of you
>>605999482
that's not an eel. It's an oarfish.
eels don't get that big.
I LOVE THIS THREAD
>>606000819
oh fuck that
>>606000323
Ripped off in a second.
>>605999924
rekt
>>605997913
>>605998003
OK, these actually creep me out.
im so have the boner of thinking of these posts
>>606000323
The crab would eat it then get sucked into the pipe, dipshit.
Hi
>>606001292
grifter.jpg?
>>605999734
>>606000594
>>606000858
niggas its obviously Haku
>>605999482
Yarr, yee be a scurvy faggot, yarr
>>605993427
That file name is retarded as hell, you can clearly see the line of wire attached to the person which they use to find their way back out.
>>605999482
This looks like a unity add. You got the black, mexican, AND the asian dude
>>606000421
bobbit worm irc
>>606001851
>>606001267
>>605991577
why would you ever do this?
wtf
>>605992718
>webm
Great thread my friends.
Well meme'd.
Off to bed
>>605999924
rekt
>>605999924
got fucked harder than you greeks fuck each other
>>605998144
>isn't real
o'rly Mr. Dubs
>>605992718
NOPE
>>605997913
>kingseeker frampt is that you?
Guy was rescue d after driving three days under water in a shipwreck.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cmJE3jHXD7Q
>>606002832
awesome
>>605992718
>fake.webm
>>606000819
>Thalassophobia
how are his ears not exploded by the pressure ?
>>605999630
γαμω την μανα σου και οτι αγαπας
>>606003152
this is not cool, i am not okay with this
>>606000000
>>606000429
Kek'd
If you want to know how smart and powerful a killer whale is watch the documentary "Blackfish" It's about the killer whale in seaworld that killed a load of people
>>606003162
it's not fake.webm
>>605993773
I know their diet consists of plankton, but I'd poop my trunks if one of them came up to me while swimming
>>606003152
>>605997913
Wasn't this the eel that had bashed its face against the tank wall and was all flat faced?
>>605991392
Cool, I always don't like deep seas, and now I know that I have thalassophobia
>>605999924
Good luck getting any of it back.
>>606003152
it's scarier without the monster shooped in
>>605995462
The River Warfe in england's got a 100% fatality rate 'cuz of the stong current and they don't even know how deep it is. Every other river is pleb tier.
Pic related
>>605999482
You yuropoors disappoint me. You still haven't photoshopped a giant sandwich over it and made a joke at the fat bitches expense?
>>605999290
Bobbit worm for those interested. They had a great article about it on wired.
http://www.wired.com/2013/09/absurd-creature-of-the-week-bobbit-worm/
>>605991392
>Snorkeling in the keys
>looking at pretty fish
>brother is waving at me with both arms underwater about twenty feet away, trying to get my attention
>I see him and surface to hear what he wants
>He just yells, look down bitch
>There is a 10 foot long nurse shark swimming about 15 feet below me
But I'm not a little bitch like you fags so I was fine.
>>606003241
γαμώ την μάνα σου και ό,τι αγαπάς*
Was that google translated, or you're just illiterate? If you can't type for shit, then don't.
>>605999924
Bigger burn than the greek summer heat
>>606002865
horrifying
>>606000000
I don't know if it's the same thing but when I'm playing GTA and I fly out or drive a boat out as far as you can off the map it freaks me the fuck out
>>606003241
>gyroslanguage
you could at least show some grace and speak German or English
we paid for it ffs
>>606004224
καρκινο στην οικογενεια σου
>>606004013
well yeah, nurse sharks are sweethearts and everyone knows it
>>606003475
yeah, you should rename it
fakeandgay.webm
>>606000323
Then the chick is all like "Who are you"
and
"Please don't do this"
or
"Someone help me"
>>606002621
nice whale shark faggot, we're talking about basking sharks pleb
>>606004424
bacraut
>>605994273
You think the seal was scarier than the sharks...Good on you. Never trust those evil seals. :P
>>606002793
yes
Don't Forget the Strid
No one has posted this yet?
http://sortieenmer.com/
That shit's horrifying
>>606003152
It looks like the monster's tail should be out of the water in this. Not sure why, but that bothers me.
I dont understand all the people posting deep creatures/big shark/whales pics...they have nothing to do with thalassophobia.
What triggers us is not what is there in the deep, is the depth itself, and not knowing what it might be hiding behind that short visibility.
In a pic with a deep sea creature in a wide deep blue ocean...the creature doesnt trigger me at all, the empty and seeminglu endless enviroment does.
>>605999630
Pay debts
Thank god this isn't my phobia. I love these pictures. So fascinating
>>606006224
You must hate looking up outside.
Very interesting. Thank GOD this is not my phobia. These are beautiful pictures but I would kill myself if the sea was something I was afraid of after seeing this thread.
>Thalassophobic
Yep.
>>606000323
it would be extremely painfull
>>606006570
Not as much as others with thalassophobia.
But if i look straight up in the sky, i feel a bit disoriented(definitely much more than people without this fear), and i quickly need to stop looking,.
>>606006224
This looks like the thread for drowning simulator games
http://sortieenmer.com
>>605999924
bojangles
>>606003184
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free-diver
fuck I thought I wasn't scared of the ocean
>>605991846
this is Thalassophobia
>>605999290
this is not
the deep, dark abyss... the unknown... this is what makes people with Thalassophobia shit their pants. these gifs and pics of fish from the deep won't do anything other than "hey thats a funny lookin worm"
>>606005899
"Oh. Uh, hi there... I was just, uh, getting a bite to eat..."
>>605999482
are we just going to ignore this blatant bestiality?
>>606003184
Also http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Néry is that guy, there are some cool videos if you youtube him.
>>606006449
no thx. you better kiss this world good bye :)
>>606000801
Why would he mistreat his dick like that?
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>>606006224
>What triggers us
Triggered.
>>606007235
I CAN'T SCROLL FAST ENOUGH
>>606003162
dat ayy lmao polar bear & shark
>>605999924
>uneducated german
>believes what media tells him
>no need to argue with retards
>>606007168
Yep, this triggers.
>>606002595
>>606002621
As example, these ones kinda trigger too, but definitely not for the big whales in them.
>>605992718
>>606007416
That's why I love the sea monster stuff.
Because that's what hits my imagination when I look at the abyss.
That it can see me, but I'm blind to it.
I get off to both.
But I love the monsters, personally.
gotta make a request. there was video game i think where you were exploring under the sea with sonar. in this webm you see what looks like a battleship, but it's really a giant ass crab thing.
>>606006224
>>606007078
>>606008048
I'll add something to the things i said...
What also triggers some of us(I know it triggers me for sure) is big ass images of deep space.
Biggest triggering moment i ever experienced is trying Space Engine without thinking it would trigger.
Cant even immagine how i'd feel if i were to try it now that it has Oculus Rift support.
>>606004196
I had glitch in GTA online that made my character walk along the ocean floor like the water wasn't there, didn't have to worry about the breathing either. It was really cool because I got to explore the ship wrecks and stuff, but I was afraid to go too far into the ocean. Found huge rocks and steep drops that seemed difficult to climb back up. No one wants to log in again, right?
>>606010008
I had the same glitch, I freaked out and ruined it before I could do anything cool though.
>>606011027
>>606011097
>>606011160
>>606011239
>>606011299
>>606011097
Shit! What is that game?
>>606011478
Subnautica
>>605999630
>>605999924
THIS NIGGER JUST GOT FUCKING TOLD GODDAMN
Anybody play The Ocean Hunter?
>>605991392
Now, imagine you're swimming near the left boat, when suddenly you can't see the bottom anymore and you realize you're above a big fucking hole in the ocean.
Just picture this in your head!
Pic very related!
>>605997913
it's even creepier if you picture the black pit is its eye and the white parts are its nostrils
like some kind of horrifying retard dinosaur of the deep
and it wants you
>>606007235
Really cool, but it eventually started lagging like crazy. But still, thx m8 I r8 8/8
>>606006862
for you
>>606000045
>this kills the crab
>>606003595
Yeah it's not a gulper eel, OP's talking shit.
>>606012294
My worst fear while swimming...
>>606012294
I can't picture that in my head.
With thalassophobia there's not even the chance to put yourself in such a situation on your own.
The fear would trigger way before i'm even 300ft from that thing.
>>606006224
>>606009688
>>606008048
>triggered
back to tumbler, faggots
>>606013401
That's the word used in phobias you ignorant sperglorg.
I bet you also think selfies are a new thing uh?
>>606013646
new? not really. but I'm not so conceited that I take them of myself.
>>606013056
>>606013400
I can, but I don't have Thalassophobia.
Only some normal fear like when I was swimming in a pool designed for scuba-diving...
It was so deep below me, I just had to get out...
>>606013646
They're equally faggoty and obnoxious.
>>606000981
It's coming up threes, boys
Keeps coming up threes, boys
Let them go down in the mud
Where the rivers all run dry
>>605991392
'The Abyss' looks like a good movie for you guys.
>>606014172
Oh, so you're triggered by the word trigger and its derivates just because triggered tumblerfags took the word triggered, a word commonly used in phobias, and overused it to petend to be triggered so they can post about being triggered by faggotry?
Triggered, just to say it once more.
>>606015370
>>606005807
oh shit....
>>606015370
You've triggered by triggatry.
>>606013997
Minions! Express my reaction to this!
niggers
>>605994267
>>605994900
yes that is real, its Garrett McNamara surfing the biggest wave ever surfed over 100 feet high in nazaré portugal
>>606015370
Lol I've actually heard that word being used seriously in psychology and I laughed a little because tumblrinas overused it and I relate that word to them all the time...
>>606011478
Subnautica