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ITT: Penis Inspection Day stories >be me >be in 10th grade

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: Penis Inspection Day stories
>be me
>be in 10th grade
>have had P.F. Chang's for the past month due to extraordinary circumstances when it comes to hanging out with friends
>try to shit the day before penis inspection day
>tfw I haven't shit in 2 weeks
>there's so much built up shit that it gets clogged
>welp, I'll try again tomorrow
>wake up early that morning so that I can dress nice for penis inspection day
>Right before lunch they call in all the guys for penis inspection
>our school was a little poorer, so to speed things up they had everyone undress in the locker room and wait for their turn naked
>everyone's looking around checking out eachothers dicks
>I found out that day that I have a chode
>I thought that 1 inch flaccid/3 inch hard was normal
>This is embarrassing
>As it's nearing my turn I feel the P.F. Chang's rumble in my stomach
>The great continent of shitty asian food is visibly moving inside my lower abdomen
>oh god no not now
>painstakingly get up and walk slowly to nurse to not trigger any bowel movements
>the nurse first visibly inspects my dick. Gives me 7/20 for size
>tfw GPA is gonna go down
>she goes in for the physical
>I had never had a girl touch my dick before, and I hadn't masturbated in three weeks
>Immediately get hard
>Stomach starts growling at sudden change
>Nurse does not notice due to amazingly small chode
>After the twenty seconds it takes her to feel around for bumps I'm past the point of no return
>I blow a load all over her face
>as I do that, my anus gives up its fight to keep pandora's box closed
>Shit comes out of my ass like a garden hose
>Five guys were in the splash zone and were covered in shit
>The load in the stunned nurse's face falls down and mixes with P.F. Chang shit
>Everyone is screaming at what had just unfolded, as the locker room floor now had about 7 pounds of shit on it
>The nurse calms down, then gives me a 15/20 for presentation
>mfw they called me Shitty Chode Load for the rest of highschool
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Good one top kek anon
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>shitty chode load
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What the fuck is penis inspection?
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What kind of a fucked up place do you live that you have your penis inspected?
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>>605812395
Mandatory test in order to graduate high school
You underage or something?
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>>605812664
You're underage. Get out faggot

>underage b&
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>>605812664
What kind of fucked up place do you live in that you don't have your penis inspected? All civilized countries do it to high school males
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>>605812691
I'm in college and this is baffling to me... why are they looking for?
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10/10 good kek
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>>605812664
You've never had your penis inspected? What kind of shit school did you go to?
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>>605812664
You're not catholic anon?
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>>605813083
You haven't heard? They're executing people with syphilis to try to wipe out all carriers of the disease
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>605812969
For what??? I don't understand what a penis inspection could find or prevent. I graduated 2 years ago
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Wait, do schools actually have penis inspection days? What the fuck?
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>>605813083
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>605813495
How do you not know about this??
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>>605813636
Therefore, your comment is false
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>>605813252
A shit school where dick diseases werent rampant apparently.
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>>605813083
You must have gone to some backwoods fuck place to not have to take a part in PID
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>>605812691
Probably only mandatory in the redneck parts of the country.
Never went through with that shit here.
Shits equal to CP
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>>605813430
It's to put it on your public record
Many girls use it to judge guys they want to hook up with
If you skipped out on it for some reason they default you to 2 inches
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>>605813743
Ah, so you didn't go to school
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>>605813650
I live in Ireland and I've not once had my cock inspected. What's the purpose?
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So many newfags. Penis inspection day is as old as fingerboxes.
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>itt:dummies get led on by a 2.5/10 ruse
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I think you all got molested lmfao

idiots
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>>605809884
>Shitty Chode Load
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>>605812395
See

>>605812691

Yep I had one too, had a hottie nurse too.
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>>605814057
Fingerboxes?
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>>605813872
Nah I went to school just not in a shit dirty place with nasty dicks
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>>605814180
Back when they believed that the size of your hands can be used to determine the size of your dick they used finger boxes in order to prevent complaints
But now that it's disproven they have to check the penis itself
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>>605813785
I'm from North fucking Carolina and have never heard of it.
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>>605812395
great bait mate
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>>605813766
I'm kinda glad I did. No shame in the dick game but I'm not keen on an inspection.
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>>605813906
>Ireland
They cancelled penis inspection in Ireland because too many kids were coming in unable to get hard due to being very drunk
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>>605814180
yea PID was pretty big in our school, and we usually had to bring in our finger boxes to show off to the girls
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>>605814833
I'm with him, my school never had a penis inspection day. What part of the world does this shit take place?
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>>605814115
+1 to this
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>>605815006
Any civilized country
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>>605814941
Yeah, everyone in Ireland is drunk everyday. Because, you know, we're Irish. Seriously though, that reply and got a chuckle out of me, thanks anon.
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>>605815208
Like?
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>>605815208
But for what purpose? To try and see if the child has a healthy cock and shit?
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I went to school in upstate NY

We had a nuts inspection day. Basically they'd check for a hernia or some shit. Was pretty regular back then. When I moved to california everyone thinks I'm crazy and we all got molested
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Canadafag here how barbaric are some regions of the states that they don't event have penis inspection day?
Genital health is just as important as oral health.
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>>605815332
Uganda.
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>>605815481
See
>>605813855
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>>605815481
Yes, otherwise, they sterilize you.
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>>605815482
Yeah I've heard of that for sports physicals. Never a cock inspection though.
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>They've never had a penis inspection

We've always had to unless we had a doctor's note starting from Middle School
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>>605815647
Ah, I see. I guess I can see the point in that.
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>>605815629
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>605815939
It was joke. It was comedy joke for laugh.
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>>605815720
I think they looked at our dicks too, cant remember
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>>605813083
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>>605814115
High school graduate here. Never had my pee pee touched by 65 year old school nurses before
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>>605816079
Understanding for joke made cents. Very nice.
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>>605816238
Not that guy, but I can that this may be a regular thing where you're from but it doesn't mean the rest of the world have it too.
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>>605816360
I give your person many thank yous.
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Do any of you even know why you had your dick inspected? I hope you didn't just let it happen because it was mandatory.
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>>605816673
Much friendships. I thank your face.
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>>605816759
It goes on your public record dipshit
Don't want the default 2 inches on there
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>>605817040
Wait, what do you mean default 2 inches? They put on your record that your cock is 2 inches shorter than it actually is.
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>>605816238
I am that guy. And this is not normal where I'm from. Not at all.
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>>605816928
Your thank is taken by hand.
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Mine was pretty nasty, they had a bunch of male nurses there.
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>>605809884

Is this shit new?? I have not been in school for ten yrs, this shit is making me go wtf.
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>>605817438
Don't lie, you fucking loved it.

I know I would.
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>>605817040
I hope you're joking.
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>>605812395
>>605812664
>>605813430
>>605813495
>>605815481
>>605815720
>Britfags detected
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>>605817561
Are you American?
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>>605817656
Have you ever wondered why girls that you think are interested in you suddenly stop talking to you?

They checked your dick size and found it was 2 inches.

Don't skip Penis Inspection Day
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>>605817732
American. Fag.
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>>605815481
>>605817732
Actually I'm Irish.
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>>605817732
im a britfag whose had his dick checked
went to a private school though, all kinds of faggy things happening swear down
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>>605817921
Okay thank god you are.
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>>605809884

>Get to school early
>play yuh-gi-oh with friends outside near the field
>Very windy day
>Notice some tents going up
>Ask "What are those tents for?"
>friend says "It's Penis Inspection Day"
>MFW I didn't clean my penis before I came to school
>Dash off to bathroom to scrub under all my foreskin
>Run into bathroom
>Filled with dozens of other guys who are also cleaning their dicks
>MFW I cant get to the sink
>There is a line out the door now
>bell rings for class
>There is a panic as the kids in the bathroom who have gym first period furiously scrub their dicks
>Hall monitors come in and shoo everyone off to class
>MFW gym is second period for me.
>Try to go to the bathroom
>"you should have gone before class anon"
>decide to go clean up in the locker room
>Locker rooms are closed for penis inspection day
>Nervous as fuck
>cant stop shaking while my friends line up to get inspected
>my turn
>8/10 nurse guides me into inspection room
>shaking like a crying baby who just wont shut up
>Nurse pulls down my pants
>pubescent boner alert
>She Laughs
>"Awe!"
>pulls back foreskin
>smegma everywhere
>she takes a few notes
>grabs a tape measurer
>gust of wind
>tent gets blown up
>Everyone can see my penis
>Everyone can see my penis next to tape measurer
>3 inches
>covered in smegma
>Fail Gym
>3/10
>nicknamed Skinny Peter
>have to move schools
>MFW
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>>605817921
What, they didn't wait to see if it was true or not? They took their information from a guy who checked his cock when he was a child.
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>>605818259
It's much easier to just get the hell out of there than get to the point where you're about to have sex with a person to realize they have a small ass micro dick
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>>605818212
I want to believe.
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This is epic thread bravo op
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>>605818619
3 inches flaccid and 6 inches erect isn't bad right?

I also shaved my pubes today for the second time. I swear it took me like twenty minutes, it was ridiculous. It smooth like a baby's ass though.

Don't know why I shared that with you, I figured I had to tell someone.
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>>605819063
Was that number put in at penis inspection day?
It's not bad unless it didn't get inspected
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>>605819697
There's wasn't a penis inspection day in my school.
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>>605819867

There should have been
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>>605819867
Well you better hope you get with a stupid bitch who doesn't know how to check your public record
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Penis inspection days are so awkward. The school nurse's long finger nails really dug in my ballsack.
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>>605814458
where at in NC anon?
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This is the notification we got for penis inspection day at my highschool
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Another topic: females

Are they worth the time and effort? I mean, you could pour love and trust into her and the entire time she could have been cheating on you and has been taking advantage of you.

These thoughts cross my mind when I think about getting a girlfriend.
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>>605821163
You were forced to get your cock checked? And f you didn't you wouldn't graduate? That's despicable.
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>>605821634
this is off topic.

please stick to the memories of penis Inspection Day and why you will never get a girlfriend because you failed miserably.
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>>605809884
My penis inspection days went pretty smoothly. I knew I had a big one at 12 when the nurse gave me a wink. Too bad she was old
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>>605821996
>Not getting your penis inspected
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>>605822241
I assume this inspection was free.
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I had my penis inspected once. It was a fucking hot young new doctress.
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>>605822736
They make niggers in detroit do it too of course it's free
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>tfw you will never get you penis inspected by an 8/10 nurse
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15/20 For presentation. There's a bright side to every shitty situation.
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I have never understood these threads
Most people on here are too old for when "penis inspection day" would have occurred
So it isn't going to worry or unnerve them
So you're basically all just crafting fake stories about having your junk inspected and sharing them with eachother?

And you fucking wonder why society doesn't accept you Jesus Christ
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>>605824382
>Most people on here are too old for when "penis inspection day" would have occurred
Don't kid yourself 70% of the userbase is underage
And the amount of shit that gets reposted off of here into reddit and shit makes it seen by even more underage kiddies
>crafting fake stories
They're not fake. I had friends who had to redo senior year because they skipped PID
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>>605824382
Society itself is highly unlikely to be accepting of a lot of people. Close minded dickwipes.
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>>605824886
A simple google search tells you penis inspection day is fake but this humor isn't lost on me
It's just weird how everybody jerks themselves off to these posts and bounce off eachother when there is literally no one to fool
70% of the userbase may be underage but this penis inspection day seems to be for people in the average of 10 - 16

You can't tell me all these 10 - 16 year olds are trap loving sexual deviants quoting Nietzsche in Christian vs atheist threads
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>>605824382
It's real. Out of the blue, when you are occupied doing school work in the classroom, your name will be called and you must go to the school basement, where the nurses office is and you'll return to the classroom 30 min later giggling.
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>>605809884
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>>605825471
Sounds like my middle school years to me.

You obviously got a really low score to deny that it has ever happened. Its a State Standard in all 50 sates.
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>>605826020
A standard in all 50 states? I'm about to graduate high school and we haven't had any penis inspections. I'm missing out on a good time, dammit.
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>>605824886
> I've had friends who have to redo senior year
> friends
> mfw when this guy thinks that he has friends
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>>605826509
It's coming. Senior year was my second penis inspection day. Prepare yourself.
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>>605826913
Wish me luck. 50/50 chance that I become the laughing stock of the school.
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Kek at all the fags believing this ruse and questioning why it's happening
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