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You know what to do /b/ros

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You know what to do /b/ros
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I play the dick and work out dicks. I love dick.
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>>605718383
Lol. Fucking winner
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A dick a day keeps the doctor away
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>>605718383
Well that was fast
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>>605718533
Deliver the dubs get
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I had to
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Please reply :(
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OP is kill?
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>>605718799
Bitch seen'd it
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How much dick would a dick sucker suck if a dick sucker could suck dick
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Going to find a new girl...
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Cock push ups
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>>605719739
If you had a dick, I would swallow it whole
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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Going to put this one if the other one doesn't respond
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Can you send me a picture of your tits? i wanna fap.
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I want to watch you suck off a Donkey
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I workout and play sports
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Ayyy bb wan sum fuk
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Want to watch me take 2 black dicks in the ass and 1 in the throat?
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Wanna fuck
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I have never ejaculated in my life
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hi
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Sup bitch.
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i also like pussy, more specifically yours..
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You can be my girlfriend if you let me fart whenever i want
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>>605720659
winrar
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>>605720659
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What do you do besides nothing fucking special
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Do you also like the smell of fart?
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>>605720959
gimme dem nums
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>>605720959
Get the number, meet her and fart all over her.
Eat fried garlic, onions and cabbage with beans and eggs on the side.
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number get
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give me your skype !
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numbers are boring give me tits thx
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>>605721166
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tits photooo
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easy nudes
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And you can count, on me waiting for you in the parking lot
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>>605721352
My balls are made of cheese
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>>605721352
Can I see your tits
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can i see your tits?
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>>605721352
show me ur ass hole
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>>605721352
whiteknights are coming
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>>605721470
winrar
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>>605721352
I cant wait for the fukken white knighting
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>>605721352
nudes obviously
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>>605721470
win
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Your pussy may as well be a dragon because I am going to slay that thing for you my Fair Maiden
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i will decide to date you if you sand me a pics of your tits..
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>>605721470
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>>605720959
Take the number
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>>605721594
tell her your balls are smelly and she should spray them with febreze
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jet beams can't melt steel fuel
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Steel beams cant melt jet fuel
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Steel jets can't melt fuel beams
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>>605721862
>>605721990
>>605721999
you can stop now
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steel nazis can melt jews with fuel
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>>605722062
won pots nac uoy
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beams steel can't fuel melt
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chocolate milk cant melt candy canes
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can't melt steel fuel jet beams
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>>605721594
ding dong miotherfucker post them tits
or post pic of her face
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>>605721594
Scared her away
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Jet melts can't fuel steel beams
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dank memes can't melt conservative american demographics
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>>605721594
is opie kill?
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OP was kill?
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is she gone?
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vladi pootin can't melt soviet union
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>>605721999
Trips checked.
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maybe OP is getting tits pics and is about to show us...
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>>605722347
>>605722395
>>605722275
No wonder she is single
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>>605722539
whoa wtf is that shit dem eyeballs
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>>605722501
Such optimism
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I'd berry my dick so far in dat ass whoever pulled it out would be crowned king Arthur
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>>605722794
So original
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Another one bites the dust, good job guys
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>>605723079
You are such a beautiful girl
just not as good as my ex sorry
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>>605723079
i love you
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>>605723079
move bitch get out the way
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>>605723079
NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
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>>605723079
fucking gook
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>>605723079
What do you think of me?
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>>605723079
i want to see your sweet lips
Pussy lips that is
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Ive always wanted to see the tits of a 7 year old Asian boy
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>>605723349
winwinwinwiwniwnwinwinwin
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Are you into mommy son roleplay? I wanna suck on your tits till the nipples are destroyed.
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>>605723349
rarniw
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>>605723264
fuck the police
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>>605723349
Made me laugh
>>605723264
Fuck you!
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>>605723264
kek!
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>>605723730
So...
When can I see them?
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>>605723730
no you chink do my math homework
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>>605723730
I heard that instead of breast milk asians squirt soy sauce
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please indulge me
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>>605723919
rolling
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>>605723730
No, but i really want to see you naked
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>>605723919
this
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>>605723999
trips make it so!
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>>605723730
can i meet your dad kim jon un?
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>>605723961
reroll
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>>605723554
>>605723730
re roll for FBI copypasta you fucking idiots
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>>605723919
roll
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>>605723999
respect to trips
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>>605723730
yes, which is why i would like to see your tits
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>>605724073
Winrar
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>>605724073
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>>605724068
copypasta? I dont think so. I think that really was the FBI.
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>>605724311
I want to spank you like a disobedient avacado
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>>605723463
Roll
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>>605724311
bitch you better show me dem titties right now
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>>605724467
kek, roll for dis
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>>605724311
yeah, i'm pretty random lolol XDXdXD
you can call me the penguin of DOOOOOOM
cause im pretty random like that
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>>605724486
Winrar
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>>605724311
normal chats are boring
live a little and risk it
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>>605724486
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i feel like a cat playing fruit ninja
show me ur tits
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>>605724467
rolling
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>>605722539
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roses are red
violets are blue
you little stupid ass bitch
i don't fuck with you
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>>605725161
I'll write a book about the time i fukd u in the ass
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>>605725161
I'll bring the cereal. You provide the milk.
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>>605725161
You should show me your tits, bitch. (The classics never die)
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>>605725161
i'll write you a story with my pencil dick, now lemme see them titties.
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>>605725437
roll
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Horny boy awaits tits. Insert tits to continue
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TITS OR GTFO
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>>605725399
roll for disobeident avocado
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>>605725462
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>>605725462
won
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>>605725462
winrar
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I play the dick and work out dicks. I love dick.

2 GET
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>>605725742
Okay, mom, can I see your tits?
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You be my mommy
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>>605725742
Wanna see my dick first?
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Listen mom, show me your tities ok? I wanna lick them for practice
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Or I could ask your mom
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>>605725742
thats what i was doing, mommy
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If you jack me off while whispering in my ear that Jet fuel can't melt steel beams I'll fuck the fried rice out of you.
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>>605725742
we have a connection of love and passion that you will never be able to have with another human being. Die alone and worthless.
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>>605725742
Chiggidy China, the Chinese Chicken, show dem titties or the game stops playin'
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I play the dick and work out dicks. I love dick.

5 GET
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>>605725855
winrar
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>>605725855
Shitty winrar
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>>605725875
WINRAR kek
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>>605725875
jesus fuck 10/10
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>>605725875
OP ignore this one
>>605725855
^ this is the true winrar
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>>605725999
Or how about I decide
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>>605725875
THIS
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>>605725999
RESPECT THE TRIPS NIGGER
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>>605725999
Nice trips
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A beam walks into a bar....
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>>605725999
OP the trips say to respect the dubs
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I have a food fetish, cant help it.
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>>605726175
do my math homework chinky bitch or ill deport you back
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>>605726175
>nice
what is it like living your life in widescreen vision
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>>605726175
Cmom lets trade nudes
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>>605726285
roll roll roll
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Can I get a 69?
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>>605726175
Then I can fuck you in the mouth and put the rice down your throat.
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>>605726285
rerolling for this
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>>605726175
It's flied lice you plick
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>>605726175
get some reading comprehension, bitch. im fucking you, not the rice
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suck mah noodle biatch
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>>605726175
you just got me really horny... My dick is so fucking hard right now, I really want to see you right now, help me out?
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Listen bb, I am horny and you are the chosen one. Wanna play? Else I ll find another mom
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>>605726360
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>605726360
Winrar!
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>>605726175
I AM A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE
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>>605726360
topkek
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Is your pussy sideways?
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ill play with u with a thorny rose
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>>605726175
tell her she can have a green card if she shows you tits.
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>>605726298
Holy fuck cmon jesus. My sides are in orbit and I'm going to hell because my wife is Korean.
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>>605726458
Roll
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>>605726175
how about you stfu you fucking ugly chink sieg heildenj
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Let me see your feet
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>>605718383
>>605718443
>>605718533
How?
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>>605726597
Fuck out of here foot faggot.
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Marry me so you can be usa citizen, but first let me see your tits
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>>605726395
Add:if yes, send tits
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>>605726838
If you do not expose your cleavage within the next 2 minutes, I will move on to the next conversation.
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>>605726838
well i could put my dick down your throat and hold your nose so you will actually die if that's what you want
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>>605726838
Tell the bitch shes fucking stupid and leave this shit. What a waste of time
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>>605726904
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>>605726923
roll
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>>605726838
Fine, if I dont get to stick it down your throat I want to stick it in your pussy. Asian pussies are sideways right? Just like your eyes?
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>>605726838
Look, do you want to have rice sex or not?
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roll and bump
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>>605726838
Ask her how many rings she needs on her neck before you can throatfuck her
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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but really, wanna go out for some fried rice?
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>>605726838
So let's cut the bullshit and get to the details. When are we meeting up ?
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>>605727011
fucking kek.
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>>605726961
not winrar
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>>605727021
>>605727011
>>605726961
Please do them all, OP.
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>>605726989
rolling
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>>605727097
yes!
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>>605727011
winrar
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>605727250
Hi John
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Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>605727426
fucking stupid chink
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>>605727250
hello John
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>>605727426
If dubs you must send her a dick pic
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>>605727665
send a dick pic
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>>605727665
fucking. stupid. chink
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>>605727665
So if we get married tomorrow, I can fuck you tonight?
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>>605727665
well, just like the ring I can make you disappear from the face of the earth forever, where you live at?
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>>605727767
reroll
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>>605727665

send dick pic
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Hey let's start over
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>>605727668
this
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>>605727774
winrar right here
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>>605727665
Dick pick, say
>this will be down your throat
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>>605727774
lame winrar
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>>605727844
rollin
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>>605727665
listen, let's just get to it. dick for tits
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>>605727774
WIN!
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>>605727774
damn shitty winrar
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>>605727665
what is this bitch the fucking eye of sauron, you can't just see the ring bearer like that.
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>>605727021
Roll
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>>605728142
stupid fucking chink
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>>605728142
Bitch you are my husband.
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i dont have one but she would say yes
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>>605728142
I am
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>>605728142
Okay. If we get married tomorrow, can I fuck you tonight, sweetie?
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>>605728187
reroll
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>>605728142
send a dick pic
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>>605728203
roll
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>>605728142
"I just did"
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>>605728241
rollin for dick pic
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Holy shit tell this chink how unfunny she is my jimmies are so rustled at her autism
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>>605728225
Roll
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>>605728187
rereroll
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>>605728142
We need to change the bitch
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>>605728265
rolling again
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>>605728142
Send her the D
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k im full of this shit. I have a huge cock and im sure you want to see it, lets trade some fucking nudes
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>>605728280
bampity bamp rollin for the cock
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>>605728119
roll
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>>605728241
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>>605728325
again, roll
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>>605728142
Dick pic
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Dick pic
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sand ger a damn photo of your dick...she will love it!
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>>605728283
Just fucking do it
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>>605728142
stupid fucking chink piece of shit
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>>605728330
rerolling for this
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>>605728372
Rolling again
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>>605728142
aight, she says shes down for a 3 way with an asian dude
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>>605728408
win
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>>605728142
Send dick pic
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>>605728241
.
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>>605728408
Win
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>>605728408
winrar
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this:
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>>605728438

WINRAR
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>>605728422
roll agin
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>>605728142
I wasn't sure which direction you are supposed to go so I read this top to bottom, then bottom to top. It doesn't make sense either way.
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>>605728693
little too big?
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>>605728693
now show me your itty bitty titties bitch
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>>605728693
What a cheeky cunt
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>>605728443
Rollll
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>>605728799
winrar
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send it again next to a ruler
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>>605728799
WINRAR
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>>605728693
That's just my backup penis
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>>605728799
win
rar
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>>605727250
jihadi john
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would definitely fill you up, asian girls are tiny.
as much as I like a girl who plays hard to get, whats your cup size?
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Where do you guys keep getting kiks?
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>>605728693
Tell her you're gonna drop your Little Boy on her Hiroshima
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>>605728847
Roll
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>>605728693
Send a pic of your ass op
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>>605728876
wahahahahahah
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>>605728905
fucking kek
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>>605728876
rerolling for this
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>>605728905
kek
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>>605728905
roll
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Today is a day to remember on 4chan, the day when OP delivered and was not a faggot.
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>>605728905
And be her Fat Daddy on her Nagasaki
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tell her it's a fucking kickstand
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>>605728876
rererolling for this
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