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Ask a serial killer anything

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Ask a serial killer anything
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>>605657471
how was your day?
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>>605657471

edgelord detected
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>>605657471
How many people have you killed?
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whats your method?
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>>605657471
Who watches the watchmen
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>>605657471
Fuck you cunt. Kill yourself
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>>605657471
Pics/proof or it didn't happen
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How's middle school kiddo?
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>>605657471
What's your favorite PIXAR movie?
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how much per head?
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>>605657471
How long does the process take to kill someone and then dispose of them
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>>605657471
when was the last time you called your mother?
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What did you had for breakfast?
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>>605657471
Is it ok , I mean does it help ?
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>>605657692
Kek
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Upload a vid of you killing someone or you're a liar.
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>>605657471
Did they live?
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>>605657471
im also a cereal killer,3 bowls and counting
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>>605657471
How far can you punt a football?
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>>605657471
How's the 8th grade going?
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Timestamp of the dead hoes or gtfo
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>>605657471

Ask a time traveler anything.
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>>605658069
Underrated post
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jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
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do you hear the voice in your head
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>>605657471
Favorite cereal?
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Make sure you watch really 'hardcore movies' that no one else watches.

Fucking retard.
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Is highschool treating you ok? I know freshmen year can be tough :(
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Are you happy?
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Since you're a pussy please be sure to follow the rules and post tits and time stamp?
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>>605657471

what's your favourite cereal?
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>>605658046
Hard to record when you got your weapon in one hand and your dick in the other. Not OP
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I just pooped. Probably more interesting then this thread
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>>605657471
How white are you?
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>>605657471

Is this you OP?
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>>605657471
caca seca o con caldo?
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>>605658424
omg my sides
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>>605658378
pics
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>>605658164
Not if you aren't 12 and have heard that joke every time someone mentions a serial killer
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ITT: OP doesn't respond.
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>>605657471
Where? And what you can get it was the one who ignores me a picture to the doctor said he can't stay here but I think so too late now that they will be a zero anyway but it is not good enough for you and I.
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>>605657471
How is middle school?
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>>605658544
Fuck .. I just flushed. I wish I would have known
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>>605658566
Maybe it was dinner time?
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ITT: a bunch of middle-schoolers think they're hilarious because they realize Serial and Cereal are homophones.
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>>605658729
i think he got enough good boy points to get chicken tendies!
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op come on,and kill later. answer our questions
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>>605657682
Nice thanks, nothing out of routine, working, hunting..

>>605657733
13, nice dubs anon

>> it's allways diferent, because police look for a pattern

>>605657890
i like Up anon

>>605657896
i do it for personal motivation, sorry
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>>605658887
this
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>>605658887
Wtf does gay people have to do with this you god Damn racist
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>>605657471
You spelt beta virgin wrong
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>>605658887
ITT we look at this faggot that has no sense of humour
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>>605659139
>humour
it's humor faggot
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You people who have to do with them whenever I have to watch a movie some time tomorrow if I don't have any questions about this privacy policy of course there like everyone reported last numbers I love kids that a guy at least not gonna have fun on Amazon is he doesn't matter of it
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>>605659072
You spelled spelled wrong
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how do you kill them?
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if you're so good at killing, why don't you kill yourself?
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>>605657471
Are you a serial killer?
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>>605657860
sorry, i can't do that

>>605657900
Nice dubs, i look 4 scenarios when i don't have to dispose a body, it's easer

>>605657923
I call her 3 times per week, we have a nice relationship
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what is your name and home address?

just want to stop by and say whats up or whatever fuck you
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Is the dress blue and black or gold and white?
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>>605657471
Do you have any plans to run if shit hits the fan? Not expecting the most detailed answer but you know what I mean.
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>>605658971
hey anon I hope you like vans because there will be one coming for you in the morning
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>>605659472
>I call her 3 times per week, we have a nice relationship

I think that's true of all serial killers.

VERY nice relationships with their mothers.

Doesn't make you any less of a lying faggot though.
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What's your favorite type of music
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Silly OP, you spelt cereal wrong.
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>>605658378
*than
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>>605659337
you spelled spelled spelled wrong
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What's your favourite memory of people getting married for an assault the blade the whole unlimited amount of people disagree but that would probably still work out regardless
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do you kill people that deserve it or just random people that probably have families and loved ones that will never know what happened?
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What's your method of killing
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>>605659757
No you!
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Are you Dexter and do you have a laboratory
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>>605660042
you no
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>>605657946
i get some eggs, milk, and cereal

>>605657973
about what?

>>605658069
try improve every time in the method, don't give the police a clue :)
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I found OPs pic.
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>>605660142
Why?
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>>605660105
I'm a good speller! I can spelt anything
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>>605660105
Why are you fighting with some random people over this game was wondering who that one photo is getting more common ground zero gravity the suicidal pig too different
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>>605659757
You split spat spot asphalt wrong
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>>605659304
>its humor
only in fucking America
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>>605660304
What? Did I just read?
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What do you typically use to kill people? Have you ever recorded a killing? I'm not asking to see it I'm just curious.
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>>605657471
Can I save this picture? I really like it
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who are you?
where are you?
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fbi reporting in, where do you live faggot.
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>>605660142
What was your favourite method of killing so far?
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Why do you kill people, and what kind of people do you like to target most?
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>>605657471
How many stools do you pass on an average day?
Do you stay hydrated?
What's 12 times 6?
Do you like the movie "basquiat"?
Where was the first shot of the civil war fired?
How long is your daily commute?
Tits or ass?
When no one is around, do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
When someone is around, do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
Does touching your epididymis (squishy thing around your testicle) make you uncomfortable?
How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?
What's your favorite type of yeast?
What is that lump?
What's more important, love or money?
What what, in the butt?
How do you say garlic in german?
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>>605660514
You've got an extremely difficult time with them though if I'm distracting you I don't wanna chat and the computer science stuff from someone that gave his phone game tonight
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>>605660480
that is how it's spelled you autistic nigger
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>>605660304
UNO
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>>605659337
Typical uneducated americunt. Doesn't know both spelt and spelled are correct. Stay in school kid
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>>605659304
No it's not you niggerfaggot
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>>605657471
Do You like little girls OP?
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>>605660461
Shleebity bop shloobuty boop puddin
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>>605660142
>>605660142
Why do you kill? Is it more than fun. Is it blood. Rage? What?
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>>605657471
Do you have a normal relationship with someone of the opposite sex? Like a person you fuck that you won't murderface
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Do you think littlefinger will end up the iron throne?
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OP is fagget
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>>605660142
how does it feel to know that your thread has been takin over by people correcting each other?
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>>605658224
corn flakes with a little bit of yogurth

>>605658290
I have a really good live, i'm good looking and a sociable guy

>>605658305
yes, yes i am, i love my life anon

>>605658478
Aguada cuando me chingo una torta al pastor y dura con las tortas de tamal

>>605658628
At him/her work place, ussually
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atm I am listening to opera while thinking about the reality of reality and if we aren't just in a coma or in a dream or we are in heaven or hell
>pic related
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>>605657471
When was your first kiss?
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>>605657692
topkek
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>>605657471
Why do you like fedoras and MLP?
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>>605661100
How do you think they appreciate the internet for this week that is pregnant fuck animals still work together for it and click view that we weren't even more of it because they do anything at least for it up I didn't want my advice or you think about the movie at all
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>>605660759
I agree with you completely but fuck you too, I like cheeseburger postal science pay pussy off that not your thing I care not
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>>605657471
Checa Mis dobles, operador
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>>605660790
Yes, IN AMERICA. its spelled humour outside of America. Like color is spelled colour. Untraveled basement dweller
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>>605661272
the square root of 9?
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yes hello I'm looking to become a cereal killer
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Reported to FBI
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>>605661399
um no in ENGLISH it is spelled HUMOR you fucking retard and it's COLOR. Who taught you to spell?
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>>605660142
Could you kill me? I mean what do you look for in a victim? I actually would like to kill you(nothing personal).
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>>605660854
I don't need no schooling you canifuck I passed the grade 4 and all my book learnin was done cuz I was intelligenter then the teach, you go back to the schools you fatty french person head dummy
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>>605657471
lulz k thnx bai
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>>605661276
This is incorrect. Pizza delivery of quantum physical mental is larger than the average force of 1000 sons and daughters made in China Jack Nicholson summertime goat
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>>605661399
>Yes, IN AMERICA. its spelled humour outside of America.
You misunderstand the premise of the argument. The premise is that the American way is correct by default, because we're American.
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what should OP should do with his life?
>pic related it's the answer
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>>605658166
jet fuel can't melt dank memes
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>>605658887

Your a Homophone
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>>605661671
we get it, you have no sense of humour and this is your form of getting laughs by trying to bait people.. ahaha super funny!!
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>>605657471
link us a news clipping
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Ted go back to bed.
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PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
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>>605661825
I am not a french fry you fucking unsmart people! I'll have you know I potato chip and have 32 Celsius degree in universe before I drop out from a collage
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>>605661671
Get out of your fucking basement and meet a fucking Australian or a Brit. They spell it humour and colour and favourite. also spell theatre instead of theater
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>>605660581
But do you really really like it?
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>>605662189
well atleast he didn't save a small as shit pic
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>>605662162
YOU'RE.

And does that means a person afraid of phones or a phone who only likes similar brand phones?
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>>605661884
You stupid fucker you don't even know what you're talking about! Here's Johnny is ultimate parabola of the deluded industry for the ultimate snake of the answer for times eight quantum postal physical mental image large penis. Go to college not in America and you will learn that
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>>605661933
oooo that I get. Nevermind then its humor
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>>605661162
>spick
>good looking
Pick one faggot
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>>605662162
#rekt
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>>605661182

Are you OP?
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>>605662189
ssshhh he's helping me procrastinate on my homework
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Greentext a story or im bored.
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Is there any episode of Criminal Minds where you would describe your personality alike with the killer ?
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>>605662386
well shit those people speak British and Australian and not english. Educate yourself faggot
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>>605662731
no I am god
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>>605662621
>"at least "HE" didn't"

now youre deflecting and have to samefag to pretend to be someone else standing up for you

>newsflash
>no one stands up for retards
>not even retards, cuz they cant stand
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>>605662353
I can tell by your vocabulary that you're a french fry, only french fries use Celsius, you don't even know quarter pounder, royal with cheese. I STRIKE DOWN WITH VEHEMENTLY UPON THEE
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>>605662625
No, it does that means your a fag
> does that means
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>>605662983
oh come on that wasn't even trying
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>>605662634
That assumption is unfounded nigger. If penis is organ of piano xylophone then how come banana shake reverse at speed of diamond creates impact in mph car minus trajectory of urination over dried grass
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>>605663123

Sorry, YOU'RE a fag
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>>605657471
what's your non proxied IP address?
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>>605663123
I'm on a smartphone and it auto corrects you backward hillbilly nigger. Buy one and you might be able to step out of that barn you live in
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Why do you hate cereal so much?
Seriously, there are so many different brands and different flavors and types of cereal.
It just seems crazy to me, I don't understand it.
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>>605663349
>>605663349
911.112.191.911
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>>605663292
Because the vagina is the trouble of the insidiously agreed age of the crisscross interior of the knocked bestiary neurology in the trigonometry jurassic periods installation or even the laps lesson beside the signs. Did you even go to school? Jesus Christmas I learned this in grade one
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did op get van'd that fast?

OP?

O P ?
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>>605663087
you're right man no one stands up to retards I support you all the way man but how does one not comprehend the codes for the vault of happiness and find out how life became the center of sadness and pity for all good men that come to Zion become corrupted with greed and become animals and the predators become prey and the prey become predators. Where will you be when the world becomes part of the hellfire?
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>>605658971
>favorite PIXAR movie
>UP
Dude Ratatouille come on..
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>>605663910
probably doing a job while posting
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Which proxy server are you using? And I assume you're using one.
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>>605663870
Fuck. You got me there negro. Well answer this if you're so smart:

Why is OP a faggot? HA!
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>>605664138
everybody an expert on 4fag
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>>605658549
Now THIS is a underrated post.
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>>605664310
idiot
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>>605664202
Because niggers tongue my anus. Got anymore brain teasers? I'm trained in gorilla warfare, kid!
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>>605664039
Correct answer is shrek
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>>605664373
Uncultured heathen
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Can you post a photo of your most recent victim?
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>>605664497
no its not
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>>605657471
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>>605664020

* I move away from the bong to breathe in *
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>>605661162
Do you like to cook your own food? If so do you have like a special type you like to cook, like Chinese or Italian?
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>>605664574
what a glorified fish, what a waste of human flesh
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>>605664373
Don't be mad, lil guy.
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>>605660790
This is why people hate us
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>>605657471
Did this all start from a sgetti incident and become resolved when you cohabitated with your mothers brother in bel-air?
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>>605657471
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>>605664770
idiot
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>>605659361
The first one, i just blocked her nose and mouth, she has ko'd so it was easy

>>605659444
Yes mr. triple

>>605659633
Don't think so, i live in a coutry that don't give a shit about crime

>>605659717
Rock, i love it.. AC/DC

>>605659921
Just random people, i look for a scenario, when i have the upper hand, and mabye rape or just killing

>>605660273
Because i have to. I have skills and want to see how long can i do it

>>605660548
I use a different weapon every time, some time i use just my hands. Yes, i have a USB with a lot of pics and video, to study my mistakes and fap

>>605660722
I like the rear choke, it's clean and fast

>>605660727
It's the most dangerous way to have emotion, and you can robe them

>>605660869
yes i do, i would like having a sexual slave

>>605660964
i like find new ways to killing, also rape, and the money

>>605660978
yes, i date 3 girls, one of them are 15 yo

>>605661192
when i have 11 at school, i still in touch with that girl by the way

>>605661795
yes i can, i train every day to improve my skills, and have my own fight sistem, some people fight back and u have to know how incapacite them fast
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>>605658628
What the fuck happened here
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>>605661053
Not OP
And yes, for just long enough to...umm..whats the word...Die?
>Implying the soulless ginger he marries won't kill him in his sleep

Bitch has played the game and she liked it
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>>605664495
Hahahah you are deaf and dumb. If you have a train at the proboscis funfair then why do you have brain? Everyone knows wild negros in the hawaiian forest have none
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>>605660142
Who is your favorite famous serial killer OP? Mine is personally the ice man or Richard Ramirez the night stalker
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>>605658069
Congrats, you just barely satisfy the number requirements.

How long between bowls and over what period of time?
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>>605664497
I want to see Shrek violently fuck a 4 year old girl for some reason and I want it to be rape but I want the girl to pretend like she doesn't like it, but she does. That little slut knows she does.
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>>605663199
>checked

Makes a troll sad. People rarely try subtlty any more
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>>605658069
kek
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How many have you killed so far?

Do you plan on getting caught or will you run from Johnny Law?
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>>605657692
>>605658008
>>605661216
samefag pls go
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>>605664071
Tossing his own salad is more a hobby /b/ro
>Not a job
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>>605658378
Public school amerifag detected. Can't fucking grammar.
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>>605657471
why haven't you killed youself
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tell me why anon why
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>>605664965
ARE you 12?
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>>605657471
Judging by the replies OP has received, he must be the most failed serial killer in history. Get a new job anon
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>>605665677
>>checked

He has a prohibition on killing faggots
>>pic related
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>>605665946
I think he's just foreign so his English appears to be google translated
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>>605661933

Who is "we"?
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>>605657471
What's your favorite cereal?
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>>605657471
>Ask a serial killer anything
Do you kill them with your edges? Or maybe do some supernatural shit like suck out their soul through their cock? Or if it's a woman just like spray them continuously with raid until they die because women are scarier than spiders and you're a colossal faggot?
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>>605666507
Ouch. You just stepped on his fedora
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My hands are choking, my knife is broken, an orgasm is what I need. Your blood is spilling, the sight is thrilling. To cum I need to see
you bleed. VAMPIRE OF DUSSELDORF
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>>605665946
No I am not. You will see if you laugh when I make you deaded
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what is your MO
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>>605666866
I always try to do something different that way I cannot be traced. But sometimes I fap at the scene and cum on the floor
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>>605664965
>i live in a coutry that don't give a shit about crime

I've not read the whole thread but how don't you get caught?

Also, I don't think you can reveal it but it would interest me to know it for simliar reasons to you.

>>605665081

sodesne
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>>605664138
i use a public wifi anon

>>605664584
No, sorry i can't do it

>>605664729
yes, i love cooking, i'm in a diet so i use to eat tuna and eggs mostly

>>605665200
i like BTK and ice man too

>>605665477
13, i have a suicide device but i hope never get caught mr doubles
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What's the closest youve come to being caught
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>>605659578
literally fuck off
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>>605666657

songs like this always make me laugh out loud.. like really think about it

>mom check out my new song!!
>I love it hunnie bunnie!!
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>>605667004
pathetic, I'm not impressed
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>>605666625
I'd imagine the amount of fedoras this guy owns would be like that warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost ark and the "top men" in his scenario would be the whichever guy's load he's currently swallowing and some other guy savagely butt fucking him while foaming out the mouth until his asshole looks like the aftermath of Chernobyl.
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>>605667207
Once I was jerking off into my father's left sock (I know because they are labeled L and R) and our Puerto Rican maid walked into the room. I immediately did a ninja back flip into the closet and hid there for 17 days
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>>605667033
You have to work with a metod, and use gloves, condom, and clean the scene for evidence, use different ways to kill and choose different kind of people
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>>605667046
You suck at pretending to be a serial killer. Why not do something like this:

In 1979, BTK wrote this poem after an intended victim, Anna, failed to come home while he was in her house waiting to strike (errors uncorrected):

Oh, Anna Why Didn't You Appear
T' was perfect plan of deviant pleasure so bold on that Spring niteMy inner felling hot with propension of the new awakening season
Warn, wet with inner fear and rapture, my pleasure of entanglement,like new vines at night
Oh, Anna, Why Didn't You AppearDrop of fear fresh Spring rain would roll down from your nakednessto scent to lofty fever that burns within,
In that small world of longing, fear, rapture, and desparation,the game we play, fall on devil earsFantasy spring forth, mounts, to storm fury, then winter clam atthe end.
Oh, Anna Why Didn't You AppearAlone, now in another time span I lay with sweet enrapture garmentsacross most private thought
Bed of Spring moist grass, clean before the sun, enslaved withcontrol, warm wind scenting the air, sun light sparkle tearsin eyes so deep and clear.
Alone again I trod in pass memory of mirrors, and ponder why fornumber eight was not.
Oh, Anna Why Didn't You Appear
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>>605667514
Did you die after going that long without taking your retard medication
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>>605667543
.... when not having a pattern.... leaves a pattern, lmafffo, you're amateur buddy
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>>605667207
The first time i killed, i was to nervious and was more like a rage, i'm sure some taxi driver saw me leaving the house.
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>>605667707
No as I am highly trained in the Mongolian art of psychotic meditation which helps preserve my life force even in times of severe drought and hailstorm
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>>605667644
Jeez I hope he stopped killing people so he could widen his vocab
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How do you avoid getting caught by dna evidence if youre raping people? do you just use a condom?
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>>605667046
Yeah, I imagined this would happen
And you have a navy seal training too, huh?
You can beat a bunch of armed spetsnaz with a tied arm
Go away, you fedora tippin' faggot
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>>605667892
What's the most casually you've killed? I heard ice man killed a guy in broad daylight with people around just to see if he could get away with it, how do you compare?
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>>605667892
didn't you say the first time you just covered her nose and mouth because she was ko'd?

were you fucking raging at a girl passed out wtf?
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>>605668207
My Mongolian art of psychotic meditation also allows my life force to erase all dna within my body making me a living shadow veiled in foggy mystery.

But to be extra safe I stick to raping dogs and tame pigs. The FBI don't investigate them much
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>>605667989
And especially in times of retard medicine withdrawal I'm guessing
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>>605668412
I once shot three people in broad daylight, in front of a number of witnesses. I simply walked away after that.

I was walking my beat in Crenshaw you see
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>>605667543

Wow i'm a retard i couldn't write a proper question

>>605667033
>Also, I don't think you can reveal it but it would interest me to know it for simliar reasons to you.

was supposed to be

>Also, I don't think you can reveal it but it would interest me to know from which country you are for killing purposes.

Additional question : are you a regular 4 chan user, and if yes, for how long have you been browsing it?
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>605657471
Dude you misspelled "Pussy Faglord"
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>>605657471
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>605668207
allways, also shave pubis and legs and clean the body before leaving

>>605668412
One girl who use to cut my hair, i just kill her with no plan..

>>605668462
i ko'd her after rape to figure how to kill her, and that was the better way, easy and clean

>>605669148
i'm a newfag browsing /b/ 4 a year or two mabye
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>>605669692
You can stab the shit out of her/him several times and make it looks like a passional crime
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>>605660664
Kek
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Hello OP, do you do request? My britfag ex wife needs to meet her end. Can you deliver?
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Post one image, I don't care what, from your collection to prove you actually are a serial killer, and I will believe you.

Otherwise I'm going to assume you're an angsty 16 year old living a fantasy
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>>605657471
Lol trust me OP, once you get to college your girlfriend will see way more options in terms of men open up, she will look for an upgrade, fuck around, and leave you for someone better. I give you guys 6 months to a year tops.

You sound like a naive retard so expect to fail out of engineering and probably criminology. You'll most likely finish college with an honours in psychology, classics or philosophy (useless majors for other retards). Leave school, get a minimum wage job that you hate, work there for a few years, realize you need to move out of your parents place and get out on your own thinking it will change things. It won't. You'll be back to square one with a piece of paper and maybe now a job that runs 15-20$/hr possibly working as someone's bitch. So now you're around 25, life isn't as easy or great as it seemed and you are just another sad sack of shit working 9-5 and looking forward to Friday night so you can have a few beers, watch a movie, jerk off, and sleep in.

Look forward to that because before you know it you'll be 50 with a couple rug rats running around, scraping by at 50k a year with a fat wife who doesn't appreciate anything you've done.

Fast forward. You are in a nursing home, all you smell is shit, piss, and stale air. You're miserable. Nobody visits you except for your daughter who comes by once every week or two out of pity. Then you die.
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>>605670354
I don't live in EUA, but you can do it anon, killing people is easer than you thing
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>>605669703
Was your hairstylists name Karen? or Patrice?
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>>605671789
Nope, i dbout you know my job anon
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what country do they not care about murders wtf islam or some shit
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Go back to reddit and gta
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Why this thread OP?
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>>605658102
finest kind
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how does it feel being on of the most selfish assholes alive? and you're gonna burn in hell for eternity btw haha stupid faggot it's no less than you deserve
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Why's everyone down on liberal arts? Also, any canons ever wonder if some of the random comments around are cipher-based iss messages?
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>>605673192
Anons *
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>>605657471

how does it feel to be full of shit
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>>605666059
only on b would a cereal killer get rekt
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>>605672739
nobody in my social circle knows, and it's useful to know how people percive killers
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>>605659304
Are you retarded? You seem retarded.
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>>605658971
Do you kill children? Do you kill with your bare hands or weapons?
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Suddenly op can grammar.
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>>605658971
what do you think about the series Dexter?
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>>605657471
do you like carne asada fries?
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>>605663628
Your phone is a piece of shit if that's how it auto corrects. I wouldn't be bragging if i were you
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>>605664039
Not pixar
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>>605673682
Yes, a head trauma is the better way, but some times you have to use your hands to break a neck

>>605673993
It's a fictional way to show the mind of a serial killer, i spend a lot of time planning and trainning, making my tools and hunting in public areas

>>605674527
Hablas español? Yes, i love roast and fries anon
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>>605657471
What makes you think you won't get caught?
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>>605674834
carne asada fries are my favorite food, what could be yours?
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>>605675032
i'm obsessive with the scene and the body, use a different method every time and select different kind of people, ussualy poor or lonleys, i live in a third world country and i improve my skills every time i hit

>>605675153
i love hooter's wings so much!
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>>605657471
What hemisphere are you in? Certainly you're not located in North America
Also, when you kill, do you always kill after KO? Or do you ever look them in the eyes as they realize this is the end? How does it feel?
Did you experience any abuse or trauma as a child, or do you just kill?
What is the average time span between kills? Or is it random?
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>>605657471
Are the police looking for you as a serial killer, or have your methods this far allowed you to be unnoticed as a serial? Do you have any relationships with the police (friends etc) from whom you source inside knowledge?
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>>605675861
How many countries are hooters in, i wonder?
>>605675861
>>605675574
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Ever been tongue fucked by a Maori?
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>>605675574
Is it a south American country? Asia??
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>>605675861
it's easier when you kill after ko, you have total control of the situation.
It feels.. like when you are at the top of the roller coaster 4 the 1rst time.
I have a very normal chilhood.
It's random, i have span 3 day or 1 year

>>605676100
I doubt it, but i try to vary enought to break the link between my kills.
Nope, i dont' know any cops
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Could you give a link to the blood clot thread you got that from I was in there faggot just give me a link and I wont embarrace you tom>>605657471
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Do you like my art?
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>>605677601
i like it! you got talent anon
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>>605677873
Did you already kill someone you knew?
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>>605659472
>sorry, i can't do that

Lying faggots will lie and fag.
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>>605677873
thanks
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>>605658166
That shit is getting old
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>>605677525
Tom, what if he wants your embrace?
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>>605658166
jet fuel might not be able to melt steel beams but can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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>>605657471
this is serious
have you ever feel the need for been killed?

do you ever thing how been dead feels?

do you want be killed for some else?

what do you think whenever you murder?
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>>605657471
Could you have a happy life without killing people?
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>>605661933
There's a reason why it's called ENGLISH.

You're doing it wrong. Trust the colonies to fuck everything up. You give them civilisation, guns, alcohol, and a decent language and they just piss it all up against a wall.

Ingrates
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>>605678034
Yes i do, in fact was my niece and was so good anon

>>605678400
Nope, never, i live to kill many people as i can.
>Once i thought i was going to catch and prepare to emergency suicide, but... i felt no fear, just angry.
Never, i kill 4 myself
I think in the details; The gloves, the wig, the condom, cleaning the body..

>>605678707
I do, or perhaps i could.. that's a good question anon, also nice "5678"
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>>605679361
Why your niece and what did you do to her?
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>>605678980
come on man!
a decent language?

sorry, but English is shit.
there are so many languages with better grammar and standard phonemes than English

rather, with better write representation than English
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>>605678980
British dry 'humour' coming out here.
>>605679594
Lel, Perhaps. But I think all languages have their pros and cons. English could be modernised from a written point of view, but it would be very different from anything we have now.

Have a good one - I'm off to work.
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>>605679569
She was so beautiful anon, i raped her all day long, was my first teen and i still fapping with her pics.
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>>605678400
Have you ever thing you are doing this world better since the fact there are so many people and you are reducing the number, so the rest of us can enjoy a better quality of life (very imperceptible I guess) thanks to you?
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>>605680264
i have no significant impact on the population anon
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>>605680248
I need proofs
post someone for us anon

and please edit it before, I don't wanna ear something like "anon was caught for posting shit on 4chan"
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>>605657471
How do you choose your victims?
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>>605680669
the fact is you are living a better life with that since you are following your dreams

so, you are making the difference anon
don't be that humble
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>>605680732
i can't do that anon, in fact it's better when anons think i'm lying.

>>605680807
I look for an scenario first; house alone, people that have a routine, then you can elaborate a plan, i like females beacause rape, but there are so many options, you just have choose the best
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