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Why don't you own a gun, anon?

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Why don't you own a gun, anon?
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>>605640206
But I own several...
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>>605640206
I live in an upper middle class white neighborhood
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>>605640206
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Too difficult to buy one.
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im broke
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>>605640206
I'm eurotrash :(
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>>605640489
>implying most upper middle class white men don't own guns in USA
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but i do, anon
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Cause canada and I dont hunt, I'd love to have one for carrying but yeah.
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>>605640801
>implying that that's what I implied...
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The ones I want are all too expensive, and I will not accept owning a pleab gun.
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I own 3. Trying to sell one I don't want.
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>>605640879
get your PAL and join a range, scrub. Canada's gun laws are better than like 90% of the world.
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because i don't know if i trust myself with one
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I do.
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>>605641309
i'm mad jelly
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>>605641065
nice pink faggot trap homo makeup case yo
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>>605641309
nice nugget, poorfag
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>>605641117
I'm also broke lol
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>>605640206
Broke as fuck. Otherwise, I would.
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>>605640206
not this beta shit again

sage in all fields
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>>605641309
I hope you accidently blow your dogs stupid fucking face off some day. That being said, nice gun faggot.
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I have a penis made of flesh.
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I have an airsoft gun. It does the job.
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>>605640206

Because I live in a secure building, in a high-density residential neighborhood of one of the safest downtown areas in my country.

So, I don't need a gun, I'm not really intersted in spending money on something that would sit in my closet and gather dust, and an accidental discharge, here, would go through a wall or a window and kill somebody.

Also, the world isn't that scary, so I am not afraid to live in it.
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>>605641468
It holds my condoms. What color would a condom holder be other than pink?
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>>605641651

>calls gun owning "beta"

>is such a beta pussy that he claims to sage the thread, and is now probably crying due to being triggered.

Fuck off, cancer.
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>>605641516
RIP your gun dreams then. Have to drop like $200 just to be allowed to buy a gun.
>>605641666
>anon keeps his gun in a high end locking case, safety on, unloaded, rounds out of the magazine
, i don't think that's going to happen. Nice satan trips though, doghater
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>>605641371
It's a blast to shoot. Bought it from some broke ass dude in Nevada. It's got a night force scope on it. Cost almost as much as the gun itself. Only paid 3k for everything you see there plus about 300 rounds of ammo
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>>605640206
I own a p30, thanks for asking.
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Small sample. Went shooting this weekend so had some out.
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I would like to, but the god dam safe act in NY has made shit so fucking convoluted, idk where to begin.
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>>605641309
Thats a nice nightforce. What sub model and mag?
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Because I'm not a pussy.
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>>605640726
Same here bro
This is not fucking america, only cops have guns.
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>>605640206
Buying an old mosin nagant this week so I can jack deer.
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Because I don't have a tiny dick.
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Underage
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I already own the best one tho
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>>605642087
this
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The people's commiewealth of Fagsachusetts makes it nearly impossible.
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>>605642105
>This is not fucking america, only cops have guns.
must feel bad to be excluded, bro. My condolences
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>>605640206
Because guns kill people and I'm afraid of it killing me in the middle of the night.
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i do own one because i believe in the 2nd amendment
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>>605641823
gun owning is beta. if you need a weapon to feel cool/tough/validated/safe/whatever, you are beta.

facts are facts
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>>605640206
Because my dick is longer than its width
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>>605642048
is that bolt action .300winmag? I was looking to buy one just like that in .300winmag
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I know your feels bro
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>>605642077
.338 Lapua magnum. 5 round mag. Custom loads.
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>>605642582
Why dont you just use a 30 day free trial like everyone else
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>>605641065
who the fuck cares about your homo pink shit, your lantern, your belt, your keys, and that fucking condoms...and what the hell is that blue little gay shit? what a fucking faggot
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>>605640206
Live in Jew York
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>>605642291
>Deagle brand Deagle
>Heavy brick of metal
>Good luck carrying that without your pants falling down
>Slide is stiff as shit and almost impossible to rack.
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>>605642767
Meant NXS 8x32?
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Because Connecticut.
I don't have time for a retarded ass course since I work 29 days a month, and even if I did I don't have the patience to wait 8 months for a background check, and by that time ct will probably be California tier gun control anyway.
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>>605642582
Yessir. Savage Arms
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>>605641823
I cuckold you while you're out "shootin'"
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>>605642291
kek
enjoy your solid metal jewbrick anon
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>>605641785
you know you can shoot them for fun, they arent always used to kill people.
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>>605641666
trips never lie, this guys dog is sentenced to a blowing death.
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Yes I do actually
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>>605642979
and you'll be safer for it, retard. you want to shoot shit, move to the south. you can drink beer and shoot everything that moves just like all the other retarded rednecks.
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>>605642105
>only cops have guns
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>>605642559
you forgot to claim that everyone has a microdick.
4/10, best I can do
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>>605643015
that's the one. saw it in the store and fell in love with it. still looking for a range that rents them so i can try it out.
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>>605643271
>shooting guns for fun
Autismcop.jpg
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>>605642959
22x54
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>>605643439
i was just sticking with facts
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>>605643441
>fell in love with a gun
this retard literally loves a gun
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>>605640206
back to /k/


go back to /k/

there is literally a board for this. fuck off, i want trannies and furry porn.
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Because I got busted for felony cannabis sales in california for selling 2oz of pot, no priors, non-violent sale as was not in possession of any weapons....but you know, drugs are bad and shit
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I own too many.
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>>605643462
guns ARE fun.
take a girl to a firing range on a date. she will not want to do it, but later that day, your dick WILL be in her. works every single time
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>>605643439
Multiple studies have proven that gun-owners have tiny dicks and are compensating. That's why hardly any women own guns. Also, how's life in rural Oklahoma?
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>>605643272
Don't you fuck around with my dog. Trips are a lie.
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>>605643913
you're closer to it than I am m8y, you tell me
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>>605643882
>Assuming I'm straight
Check your privilege, cishetscum!
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>>605644008
I'll fuck your dog in the ass
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>>605643658
>>605643439
although they probably do have a phallus only detectable with sophisticated equipment.
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>>605643441
The Nikon scope combo it comes with is actually pretty nice. I've got it sighted to 200 yards. Keeps about a 2-3" grouping, but thats probably mostly me moving and not using match grade. Reloads would be better.
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>>605642918
>Good luck carrying that without your pants falling down
It's called a belt bro
>Slide is stiff as shit and almost impossible to rack
Yeah, if you're a little pussy and don't know how to properly rack it. >>605643186
Thanks, I will :^)
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>>605644008
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>>605643354
>safer
Because niggers won't still be trading guns and coke and then beat me to death at a dunkin donuts and shoot me 17 times right?
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>>605644303
>Nikon scope combo
>sighted to 200 yards
>2-3" grouping
>match grade
I feel so intelligent for not knowing what any of that means.
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>>605644008
Your dog was good last night sucking mu cock
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>>605644251
>sophisticated equipment.
like ur girls cunt, cuckboy.
Top-tier bantz :^)
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>>605644008
My condolences buddy, he seems like a nice dog.
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>>605644534
>niggers in mass
you're scared of northern niggers? your balls (if you even have them) must be microscopic.
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I do, but I keep it at a friend's house because my landlord has two kids and I respect her wishes not to have the gun in the house.
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>>605641666
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>>605644303
it's weird. i have never shot a bad .300winmag.
seems like if they are going to cheap out, they go with .308. if they go through the trouble to go .300 they seem to put more craftsmanship into it.
uncommon calibers always seem to shoot the best. could just be me
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>>605644811
top kek
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>>605640206
Already do...bump
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this man tells it all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP3HJVp3n9c
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Until i have the money i use my dads Ruger .357 magnum im thinking of getting a Ruger LC9s Pro to pocket carry
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>>605640206
I do
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>>605644811
>landlord
top fucking kek
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Because I live in Canada where everyone else doesnt have a gun.
It's a much better solution just to get rid of guns
Everyone who disagrees is a redneck faggot
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>>605644646
at least i have a girl
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>>605644582
really? you shouldn't...
with the exception of "match grade" none of that is all that complicated or exclusive to guns
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>>605645009
ohhhhh, I'm so impressed.... you're such a rebel.....
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>>605644866
I agree. Get a nice 6.2 creedmore and you can put all the shots through the same hole. Its the oddballs they take their time on.
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>>605645075
damn. your dick must be microscopic
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>>605642789
>"who the fuck cares"
>asks me for more information

The "blue little gay shit" could be my ear plugs or my Advil liquid gel. Any more questions?
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>>605644760
Goodnight, sweet prince.
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>>605645275
Thank you anon. I love compliments
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Because it is a felony to own a gun in Florida if you have ever voluntarily committed yourself to a psychiatric hospital.

>inb4 no it's not, i've got a gun herp derp
>fucking retards
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>>605645367
Advil makes liquid gel now?
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>>605645095
>big city kids being this delusional
this is the reason I no longer support the Liberal party
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>>605643770
dude, if you want trannies and furry porn, you should check out /k/
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>>605645353
>Same old stale joke
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>>605645460
You're welcome.
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>>605645095
You can own pretty much everything in Canada as long as it's not full auto and is "limited" to 5 round capacity.
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>>605645649
(;
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>>605645095

But Canada has more guns per capita than the USA.

>not knowing about your own country
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>>605645532
The fuck? Floridians must be legally required to be retarded or something. Wow what a shithole.
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They're kinda expensive and I have other things to take care of. I'll go to the range occasionally and shoot though.
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>>605645075
>Owns a gun with manlicker engraved on the side
>Definitely giant fag
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>>605641065
you seem like a bigtime douche
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>>605645555
big city kids be getting pussy while you out "shootin'"
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>>605640206
I own almost 60 guns.

Here's some of my AR's
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>>605644325
>Not getting it chambered in .50 African Eliminator
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>>605641651
>triggered
>cancer
the newfag is strong with this one
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>>605645534
Advil Liqui-Gels. I prefer to rub peppermint oil on my forehead, but it's easier to carry gel capsules of Advil... actually, I wonder if I could fill gel capsules with peppermint oil...
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>>605645966
>Not as stale joke.
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SIG P226 40 cal

Its a great gun, never had a single issue and I've put 1000s of rounds through it.
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>>605640206
Because I am happy with the size of my penis and the number of times I put it into an attractive girl's vagina.
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>>605646115
Probs not your pick, but why would anyone want so many variants of the same god damn gun?
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>>605645095
i live in canada too. I own lots of guns.
more Canadians own guns than people seem to think. pretty much everyone in the rural areas at least own a rifle.

handguns are less common, but only because they are a pain in the ass with ATTs
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>>605645978
I was going to say I'm not, but if I'm being objective I have to agree.
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seriously.

why do you faggots love guns?
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>>605640206
I live in a gated community and work for a suburban tech company.

Me having one would bring more danger to this neighborhood than it would fend, realistically speaking.
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>>605646352
Are you saying you cant do that with a gun?
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>>605646115
Why not? Brings me joy. Missing 3 other AR's, and theres another 40 or so rifles, mostly 5.56.

Different barrel lengths and actions. 2 Long stroke, 1 short stroke and the rest are DI. Lsst is a mockup of my service rifle complete with M203.
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>>605645986
ebin bantz, m8. must be why you're here on 4chan right now
>>605646115
jelly as fuck, but what made you buy so many copies of the same rifle? Aside from optics and accessories, a lot of those ar15's seem basically identical
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>>605640206
Because I own many gun anon
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>>605641785
>2015
>being this naive
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>>605646679
they're fun and cool to collect.
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>>605646790
I'm saying the only real reason any civilian wants/cares about guns is because they are trying to keep their mind of their poor excuse of a manhood and how little it gets used
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>>605641785
We call them negligent discharges, it's not an accident to put a god damned hole in your wall. If you're not a fucktard you'll never have a ND. Don't fuck with it unless you're 100% sure it's unloaded.
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>>605643338
You bought an FN? So sorry anon...
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>>605640206
Cause there illegal in my country
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>>605647069
Because I could. Started with more uppers then decided to complete them.
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>>605647434
/<Citation Needed>
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>>605647721
They're
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>>605647748
Some more
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>>605643127
Joke's on you asshole, my girlfriend comes to the range with me.
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Because I don't want to sell two.
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>>605646679
>>605647263
basically this. They're a hobby, just like collecting stamps, restoring old cars, jerking it to anime porn etc. Some people enjoy it and choose to spend money, some people think it's lame as fuck. Some people get super insecure and sperg about 'muh microdicks'
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>>605647954
another AR
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>>605641761
/asp/ pls go
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>>605647954
couple bullpup shotguns
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>>605644303
Wow you really need to practice more anon. At 200 yds and match ammo you should be in half inch groups. Try exercise and less caffeine. And not sucking.
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>>605647954
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>>605647263
both valid answers, but off the mark in my opinion.

lots of things are fun and cool to collect, but not many people feel violence toward those who would suggest even the most modest of regulations.

i love cars. they are regulated out the wazoo. another regulation will come along and it will be dealt with. i don't feel homicidal rage at anyone who would suggest they should be regulated.

furthermore, i use my car in the appropriate places. i don't feel the need to take it into a restaurant to show how much i love my car.
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>>605641309
Nice dog
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Because I live in coastal california
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>>605646418
Because muh AR15.
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