whats the easiest way to get an (at least 6/10) GF?

be rich

Be Rich

be a 10/(11-6)

>>605595576
Be 9/10 attractive
Have money
Have a nice car
Don't live with parents

protip: If you're ?/10 subtract three and that's what type of girl you can get

>>605595690
>>605595743
autists

>>605595576
be rich

Chloroform

Just ask aroiund

Just be yourself and don't let her be a bitch and tell you that what you like is stupi,d you gotta stick by your friends and intrests. Oh, and have a 9 inch dick.

Be me

money, status

>>605595576
hey. hey, g hannelius guy. how about you GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET FOR A START YOU FUCKING LOSER

>>605595690
/thread

>>605595576

Be at least 8/10 and not a total cunt.

>>605595576
suck 1000 dicks. no 6/10 will be able to resist you after your thousandth cock

>>605595576
Get off /b/

Nerve gas

Don't be ugly

>>605595576
Keep it real nigga

Don't be fat.
Wear clean clothes.
Have a job.
Perhaps most importantly, don't be afraid to go outside and do things or talk to people

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>>605595576

Clone her at 60% scale

>>605595864
That logic means it's impossible to get an 8, 9 or 10 girl.

i'm not talking about my appearance or my pros, im talking about what to do.

where do i meet a gril and how do i get her interest? also, how do i talk to her?

>>605596097
this

>>605595864
damn. this would mean i need to get a 0 or 1 girl.

>>605596223
get off /b/.. do something interesting

talk to them, all these people saying you need to be rich to get a 6/10 are using it to justify their loneliness

>>605596097
/thread

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>>605596183
>>605596223

I JUST fucking told you what to do

>>605595576
be cool and filthy

i'm ugly as hell and fuck many a good looking womans

i tell them i'm so good looking and they believe it

i usually open with


HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE

and bam

Don't be a autist around girls. Don't be a fucking weirdo. Don't like mlp. Smell nice. Don't be a creep. Smile and be interested without being weird. Be relaxed and cool to be around. Not hard at all. Basically, don't be a /b/tard.

>>605596223
with words, dont think about it too much

Treat your target 6/10 like a piece of shit whore. Slowly but surely she will be yours

>>605596223
the same way you talk to other people? If you are very awkward and you are worried about spaghetti do not do it in any judgmental or high-pressure environment (like a date)

>>605596178
this

>>605596500
gold

>>605596202
Super rich 10 guys go up beyond the scare and pull the 8 9 & 10's

>>605595576
Be someone who doesn't have to ask people on 4chan

>>605596178
/thread

>>605595576
not be a faggot

Money

>>605596556
Yes, just be someone who has almost the opposite of my personality, minus brony shit. Easier said than done.

>>605595576
>whats the easiest way to get an (at least 6/10) GF?
be good looking

>>605595576
honestly all it takes is getting one girl and afterwards you'll be 100% more confident
the hardest part is the first step

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>>605596202
Don't worry. No one on /b/ will every snag an 8/9 or a 10.

>>605595576
Learn how parentheses work

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>>605595576
>don't be a creep
>talk to them like normal people
>have at least some ambition
>Confidence

Or just fucking lie about everything.

If you want to keep her, see greentext. If you want to get laid, see above.

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>>605597011
this

>>605596964
this is false.

>>605595931
>underrated post

The Black Market

>>605596097
this

looks
money
car
big dick

>>605596097
underrated post

>>605595576

> easy way
> find something valuable

choose one

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>>605596178
This nigga knows, also be yourself and she will come. I thought I was never going to find anyone or find love but two weeks ago I started dating the girl of my dreams. Just push through anons, shes waiting for you.

>>605595576
That cat is living the dream.

>>605597072
well theres a difference between knowing girls, and making sure the girl knows im digging her.

my problem is, i'm friends with some girls and i regularly go out with them like cinema etc. basically a date... i guess?

but i just don't know how it works. wheres the point where i say: okay, you're my GF now.

don't listen to these faggots. I'm probably a 6/10 w/ a receding hairline but the last two grils I've hooked up with have been 8's, conservatively. One was sexy as fuck...

be yourself, buuut also walk around like you have a 12 inch dick and everyone knows it.

>>605595576
I know thats her cat, but why does he look so photo shopped in?

Stop comming to 4chan will help.

>be relatively handsome
>be the weird but chill dude of the group who has unique style but is shameless.
>flirt with every girl your group meets
>immediately ignore the girls who show interest
>be center of attention by humour or whatever
>rinse and repeat until you notice a girl who's obviously into you
>talk to her for a while
>ignore her for a while
>yadda yadda
>you gotta be a retard to fuck up from now
This is what i did...Absolutely takes away the pleasure of getting women, they will annoy you, because it takes next to no effort.
If you give them too much attention after this, they will get clingy, and then if you ignore them, they will get bitchy.
Still, i'm too much of a lazy piece of shit to learn a more entertaining method.

>>605597843
/thread

Stop asking anonymous people on some internet cesspool how to get your life together and go the fuck outside.

>>605597708
He's high on TayTay's awesomeness. You wouldn't look any different, m8

>>605595576
leave /b/

>>605597119
>>605596964
This was actually true for me and a lot of other girls.

>>605597119
true for me, I was afraid I wouldn't know how to approach or what to say to them (like op) but after I just went balls in I felt much more comfortable. its the hypothetical situations that get to you

Op, you sound like a little bitch dude. Men have lured women in for millions of years and you're afraid one of our basic instincts will fail you? I guess so did your parents when they allowed you to watch mlp, and be homeschooled.

>>605595576
OP whats your age? That would be helpful to give better advise .. And all those people who wrote "rich" are pretty poor bastards. If a woman chooses you because of money, she doesn't chose you, she just choses money. That makes her technically a whore. If you want to be with a whore, OP, go to a bordell.

>>605597072

This. Except lie about everything.

Unless you're not just looking for sex, which means you won't be able to lie because eventually you'll slip up and she'll realize you're a pathetic loser.

So, sex = lie about everything
relationship = honestly be you

Also smile a bit, use eye contact, and play the comedian once in a while. If she doesn't like your stupid joke you'll catch on to the ones she does like pretty quickly.

>>605597649
When you're one on one, you'll know if she's digging you. Chicks give you "that look". Guys, help me out here about the look.
Its the one on one situations that show it. When walking, try to hold her hand. I don't know you, so I don't know what kind of vibe you're giving either.
Lets simplify...
>eye contact
>personal contact
>1 on 1 time

Are drinks ever involved?

>just be le self
No you dumb niggers, no girl likes you because you act like yourself. They like you because of the way you look, and the way you look ONLY. That is the only way a girl will ever love you. If you are not handsome just fucking find something else to make you happy, stop trying so god damn hard. Youll just hurt more in the end.
Just remember.
All these fuckers giving you hope with their bullshit little stories have one thing in common: NOT UGLY.

>>605598531
22, i actually have good money and would say i'm a 8/10 at least.

Problem elaborated here >>605597649

practically anybody can not be ugly though if they put work into it

>>605595891
?

>>605598723
practically anybody can not be ugly though if they put work into it

>>605598723

Looks are half of it but I've seen ugly dudes get some really attractive ladies just by how they posture themself, act, and speak.

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>>605598723

>go to singles bar
>drink but not to excess
>make eye contact with grrl
>walk over and say Hi

>>605595576
Swiftie is 10/10 man. Next time post some real 6/10, when you're asking this

>>605597367
>just two weeks ago i started dating the girl of my dreams
and in two weeks she will dump you for falling in love with her in two weeks.

>>605598723
This guy is only partially right. You need to have personality out the ass if you are truly ugly, or deformed or some shit. Case in point, Peter Dinklage. He got fucked, physically, but was granted +100 charisma.
Being yourself is fine. Only a vapid basic bitch will want to be with you just for looks.

>>605595576

Meet lots (and lots) of girls, and (mostly) be yourself.

There will be one who is attractive and likes you. I'm a socially inept, self hating ogre and I can confirm shit happens.

Be nice but a dick at the same time

>>605598723

> All these fuckers giving you hope with their bullshit little stories have one thing in common: NOT UGLY.

I'm ugly as fucking sin and had at least one 8/10 interested in me.

It's not all about looks at all.

>>605599222
>>605598723
you guys complain but probably wear shitty none fitting vidya clothes, have an awful haircut and have never gone to a gym. Because if you did commit to improving yourself, you wouldn't be ugly. Unless you're physically deformed you have no excuse to complain about being ugly

>>605599851

You can be upset about being ugly. You just can't blame it for you being alone.

>>605599974
yeah you're right I worded that poorly

>>605599114
>>605599123

To some extent. My jawline is in the top 1% of crookedness. Also 5'6" and balding. I'm skinny, but I honestly don't think working out will help with my face.

I wouldn't be bothered by the idea of dating an ugly chick, my only rules are no crazy body piercings or tattoos, and no whales. I feel that should be a very reasonable request, but fuck... why do so many ugly girls get tattoos? I find them to be tremendous turn offs, especially when looking for wife material...

oh well, forever alone.

>>605595576
>whats the easiest way to get an (at least 6/10) GF?

Money.

>>605599974

I mean, you kinda can. If you only can pick from fatties, and you aren't attracted to fatties, then your looks do limit your selection to a very small number of people.

>>605600291

>looking for wife material

There's your problem.

I don't mind a few tattoos, anything too big or fucked up looking implies psychological trauma.

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>>605595576

You... ask them... out?

>>605595576
Stop posting on 4chan how to get girls

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>>605595576
Money does the trick, every time. But you can't be a douchebag about it, you have to act like it doesn't matter.

If you don't have money, be funny and lift weights. Become a strong and funny guy, not a trained monkey but be cool. Maybe learn how women think and behave, thatll help. Then you need to get a lifestyle that puts you around women. This way you can meet them and have reasons to see them again. If you can do all this the biggest problem youll have is deciding which woman you want.

>>605595576
Is there a bitch more fine than her?

>>605600291
Work out and shave your head (if the balding is bad enough to be noticeable), it doesn't matter if it makes your face better, an athletic body will bring you up a point.

Dont be a fag !!!!
Act Like à man
Be yourself, be independent and be extremly selfconfident

>>605600527
But you can improve your looks, the only thing inhibiting you is yourself.

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Get a waifu instead.

>>605599851
Thats your misconception idiot, I have a good fashion sense, have been going to the gym for over a year now, and have a good job. You might be right about the hair because Im lazy and dont style it but thats whatever, if my face was good looking no one would care

>>605597897
are you me?

>>605597367
>2 weeks
yea don't call her the girl of your dreams yet sweetheart the game's just begun.
considering how attached you sound this early in the relationship, she's going to shit all over you in a couple months or less.
BE READY
learn to manipulate the game.

She doesen't even needs to see you...be quick with chloroform cloth

>2010+5
talk to them

Ask them out on a date and be a decent human being, faggot.

>>605601022
I have a hard time believing that if you present yourself well, dress well, and are fit that you can't get at least a moderately attractive woman.

>>605596500
i dont get it

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Girls don't fall in love with the real you at first sight, they pick and choose by what they see, and girls impressions of you change as you date. I'm a bit of a pot smoking loser irl, but I look reasonably toned and eat healthily, speak coherently/politely and maintain good posture. Girls pick up on this shit and they crave it. It's always about the looks and the charm that get you where you want, personality and "being yourself" comes later. Sounds vapid but it's true.

>>605595576

1. You must have a good personality. Either u are funny, or interesting.

2. You must have a good looking face. Trust me, you're hairstyle helps, it'll change you're face a lot.

3. The way you talk. If you are shy and don't talk much, u don't stand a chance. If u are forword and ask A LOT! about her, ur chance is increased by 80%. Now ask normal things. Work, hobby, music, culture, and sush normal things, not creep questions like "What's you're bra size?" unless u manage to in a sneaky way burry it in a joke.

4. It dosn't matter if you are chubby or skinny. Now, chubby there's a limit, u don't wanan be fat and try and score with a hot chick, unless u got a loooooaaaads of money...

Now if you can manage those things, u are set.
Tho, op... You asked the wrong question... It's not how to get them, it's how to keep them, that's what's important.

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>>605595576
Have constructive or relate-able hobbies.
Be confident in yourself, your life and said hobbies.
Remember, she's a person. Just like you.
Treat her good, but not too good. Save being really great for when you have her.
Don't always make her make the first moves. Yet don't be too direct either. Girls love it when you bait them. Only be bold when it comes to dates, first kiss and others, and romantic things.
Take care of yourself. If you're most of above, it won't matter too much. But being in good health and shape never hurts.
And most importantly, be happy with yourself and your life. And girl loves a man who stands up for himself and what he cares about (if to an extent). Be brash, but also put thought into your defense.

Do that and you'll get any girl you want. The world isn't something you spontaneously pick and choose when to have an effect. It is your world, and nothing is stopping you from being the person you want to be except yourself. Once you realize that, you're on your way buddy.

And I know you can do it.

>>605601604
You cant because youre fucking good looking you insensitive asshole
MY FACE IS UGLY. Face is more important than all those traits you mentioned.

>>605600527

> your looks do limit your selection to a very small number of people.

Your looks are only a limiting factor if you're truly, horrifically ugly - or you have nothing else to offer.

Status and class comes before looks, for both genders. Nobody is taking 6/10 girls from council estates, why? because they are poor and uncultured.

The easiest way is to just be somebody ie. not a shut-in. Be someone like them, they'll like you being around, maybe you'll have things in common and similar goals, ???, sex play, gf, etc. Just not being an absolute retard can differentiate you from 95% of guys (and the other 5% already have girls).

>>605598558
>1 on 1 time
this
if a girl shows you attention without provocation, that's a give away.

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>just be yourself

>>605602415
haha yeah thats true
have you ever thought that the mayflower incident would also midnight dimly would ever ending in what would always be known as a man who could become a stranglehold kekman?

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I'm a chill 6'2 guy, easily 8/10, work out, extremely confident but without being stupidly cocky.

The thing is... this happened not that long ago, and i don't know how to MEET girls.

I'm studying to be an engineer and there are no girls in sight (at least not hotties).

What the fuck do i do? where do i go? I have no problem talking to girls but i don't seem to know any girls (in my circle they are either in relationships or im not interested in them).

>>605602068
...and to keep them you gotta smack them around once in a while to keep them in line?

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>I know ugly guys that get girls because looks dont matter :^)

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>Its the inside that counts, youll find someone someday

>>605602411
>>605602415
this. are you really horrifically ugly? or is that just your self conscience speaking? Your cynical view of women is probably holding you back more than your face.

>Start a conversation with her on any IM
>Start a roll thread to get /b to lure her in
>What could go wrong?

>>605603199
Go to a bar or club. If you're not into those types of hangouts then use tinder, you shouldn't have a problem if your rating of yourself is truthful

post bananas on the internet

>>605603199
is there parties at your uni?

>>605601864

Hes a nigger

>>605602269

>Have constructive or relate-able hobbies
Not hobbies per se, but interests:

>vidya
>sci fi / fantasy movies or books
>old flicks (50s-80s)
>progressive music
>drawing, writing
>psychology
>world politics
>history, particularly ancient history
>atheism
>evolution
>astrophysical / cosmological theory
>meditation

I should just tip my fedora and be happy alone.

>>605603199

Do something you actually want to do, whether that's hanging around a chat site talking, joining a hiking club or going to watch anime with Japanese girls in a dark room. Do something that you can do casually and happily, because if you hate it you wont fit in.

>>605603639
I would post face to prove but Ive done it before and everyone just confirmed

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>Me and some cute little Indian girl were collecting our physics coursework today.
>It was only us because we were late to lectures
>As I looked through one pile of marked work she says
>"My name's Imani, tell me if you see my work?"
>"Sure"
>I find my work
>I put the rest of the pile down
>I go to leave and say cya
>She says goodbye
>I walk alone for 2 minutes to the lecture
>I regret not staying and helping her find her work and then walking to the lecture with her
>I probably won't talk to her again

>>605603925

You sound like a pretentious, boring cunt.

I'm a good looking guy with a good job, good sense of style, good health, good hair... But I don't have game, therefore find it very hard. You've gotta have confidence but not be an arsehole and be able to make her laugh. Fact.

Offer her candy. She will be all over the D.

>>605604057

Even if you are horrifically ugly, your attitude is what's probably the game ender.

>>605604222

I am a pretentious boring cunt.

>>605604332
People just like to think that to pretend the world isnt as cruel as it is
Im not a bad guy

>>605598550
>If she doesn't like your stupid jokes kick that bitch to the curb.
ftfy

>>605598550

If she doesn't laugh at your lame jokes, she's not interested.

>>605595576
Don't spew spaghetti everywhere, be confident, be able to laugh, be masculine without being domineering, be compassionate without being weak.

>>605603925

Hobbies can't be replaced with interests. Most people have a million interests also.
I know a decent amount about all the things you listed apart from drawing. It's meaningless, people can be expected to know about tons of things, unless they are airheads.

roofies and a good cage

on a sidenote, if you are rich and/or funny and not too ugly, then just ask

>>605604257
This

>>605603925
Change
>mediation to relaxing
>world politics to world events
>progressive music to music
>get rid of atheism
>get rid of old flicks

I also don't believe that you know anything about astrophysics or cosmology that you can't find on a BBC4 documentary, so cut that out aswell.

Then maybe people won't hate you just by the list of your interests

Charisma, confidence, talent, intelligence (or feigning it), and money. *depending on the girl* be a cunt.

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>>605595576
neil strauss - the game

>>605604257
>I'm a good looking guy with a good job, good sense of style, good health, good hair
>But I don't have game
I don't believe lack of game inhibits a person with all these positive qualities to get a girl
Post pics of yourself for us to judge

>>605604471

Ugly people have just as much sex, they just fuck uglier people.

>>605604956

D-do you hate me anon?

>>605604471
Its not that your attitude in that you're a bad guy but in how you think about women. Plus you're lying to yourself if you don't think a god-tier body would make you more attractive

>>605598558
Very true. Maybe don't start with a hand hold; try like a friendly arm around the shoulder-->head on her shoulder-->lots of hugs-->hand holding. Ease it in a bit more

>>605603925
>>605604826
Unfortunately this.
I said hobbies for a reason. Everybody has interests. But you need to have physical hobbies. Something that constructs you mentally outward. Like working out for me. It helps teach myself self discipline while also helping me feel better about my appearance.
Drawing could be considered a hobby. But you need more than that. Take some time to think about things you want to do outwardly but 'don't feel like' doing, or loose motivation about it at the last minute and not do it.

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>>605605135
there is not much to take from the game, game-wise.

Check out RSD The Blueprint.

And work on self improvement. Nothing boosts your confidence more than knowing that you are in the top 10% of men who actually work hard to be a better man every day.

I'm an 8/10 woman with a 10/10 body, and all I really want is someone who won't cheat on me.
But yeah, anyways, the easiest way to get a girl is be rich. Honestly. Most women, hell, most people, will do anything for money.

>>605605477

I'd like to play in a band, learn to ride horses, shoot a bow and a gun, eventually ride horses and shoot bows at shit.

Guess I'll start somewhere.

>>605605340
My body is not god tier but it is better than most Americans. I do not have enough time or energy to put into building a body like zyzz
and I wasnt always like this, I was optimistic as well once
I started to figure out that the way my face looks is how women make their judgements on me
>good looking guy: Good citizen of society, probably relationship material
>Ugly guy: Rapist

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>>605603798
I'm not a club kind of guy. I am the "small 3-8 people hangouts" and you can't do that unless you are in a circle already. I guess i could try tinder; but i'm genuinely scared of getting mugged and killed.

>>605603946
That's a good answer, but that's also the answer i've given myself everytime.

I love reading, but if i go to a park or something i just end up withdrawn in what i'm reading.

I practice Goju-Ryu, but i wont dare to talk once the class starts.

That + studies has me grabbed by the balls.

I could consider going to an Anime expo, but the last time i went to one the place smelled like shit

>>605595576
be nice and get one younguer than you. Same age girls will always be the worst

>>605605727

Define self-improvement? If one already thinks he's the best (around), where does he go from there?

>>605606031

>zyzz

Isn't he dieds?

>>605606380
Yeah but thats not relevant to my post at all

>>605606031
for reference are you worse or better than this guy
http://i.imgur.com/GxKrT.jpg

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>>605605306
Your list of interests reminded me of several people I know in real life that I hate.

However now I can feel your insecurity and I feel more connected to a person other than those I hate.

Sorry anon. I no longer feel hatred.
I don't understand or trust my emotions, so just ignore what I say
I hope you find someone and are happy x

>>605605135
>>605605727

lol. Don't do anything related to PUA.

I finally got a girlfriend who's in love with me when I forgot about all this bullshit and acted like myself.

Trust me, IGNORE THIS SHIT.

>>605605357
Yeah anon, holding her hand wtf? It is like you are all rapists or something...

>>605606275
he's not, you can always improve. thinking you're the best is something you need to improve in itself.

The correct answer is go to church, fake luv for jeebus, bang grills. Church is full of 6/10's

>>605607212

>bang jesus, disregard grills

We priest now

>>605605176
It doesn't hinder me, no. But although girls like me initially, they get turned off by my lack of ability to flirt. I have friends who are much, much better at it and are much more successful with women.

>>605595576
Get her attention, then don't give her attention.

>>605606009
Once you start you can't stop. When you decide you want to take these steps, you must fully understand the ripples that will take shape in your life.
You have to embrace the change of being an inward person to an outward person, and how that will effect your life. You have to be willing to sacrifice your current top priorities for those desires gnawing at you every day. That's the source of your unhappiness. You're denying that person who you want to be for that person who it's safe and easy to be.

So when you do start. Mean it. Don't cut corners. Don't bull shit yourself. Every day you're going to tell yourself you can put it off. You're going to want to quit. To say you can't do it.

But you push through. You overpower that voice that is so easy to submit to and take charge of yourself. And once you stick to it, it becomes easier and easier. Until one day it just becomes routine.

It becomes you. And you will look back and laugh at how unhappy you were. At how you thought you'd never succeed. Never to be the person you wanted to be. But when in reality, you always were.

>>605596223
>where do i meet a gril and how do i get her interest? also, how do i talk to her?

1. Go outside
2. Borrow / acquire dog
3. Pull solid 7's digits all day long at the dog park

>>605595576
stop obsessing over taylor swuft would probably help

>>605605176
Also, don't want to post pics of myself to a load of people who don't know me... Plus there are people who I do know that browse /b/ and I don't want them seeing what I've written here

>>605607789
Lol swuft

>>605596131
Probably the best answer in the thread right here.

>>605607927
just blur out your face so we can see your body language

Guys, what if she asks about my hobbies?
What do i tell her?
My only _real_ hobbies are /v/ and /fit/

>>605607927

We couldn't tell you anything by a pic anyway. We'd need to see a video of you talking/walking/standing etc to judge your body language and mannerisms. Those are more important than your looks.

rape her until she likes you

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>>605608723
Yes

>>605606474
his face isnt bad
probably uglier
he just needs to clean himself up

>>605595576
>okcupid
>don't be creepy

it really is that simple

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>>605595576

Dis foto made me feel feelings.

I think... I think this is love guys...

>>605608728
pls respond

>>605609346
join the line, faget

>>605609375

You're basically fucked.
360, walkaway.

>>605609375

fucking chill lol

nobody's going to ask you "what are your hobbies" unless they're from another country or have shitty social skills

>>605595576
Stop thinking about females in scales from 1 to 10

>>605610018
Yeah, but what if it comes up in a discussion?

"So, Anon, how are you spending your day besides studying? :)"

You told me to be interesting. How the fuck do i actually do it?

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>>605609375

Well, start doing something interesting.

You gotta start living in order to start talking.


If you need an easy way out, get into music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljO63sL2CWc
>Some spanish pop, interesting yet not snobby

>>605610486
accept your fate. you don't deserve a woman.

>>605610486
Start by doing more than just hang around 4chan maybe?
If you're on /fit/ and /v/ that means you like video games and fitness.
That's two hobbies right there.

>>605596178
i'm fat
do wear clean clothes
no job
social anxiety to an extent.


have a 8/10.


be mad, niggers.

>>605610486

If you're that nervous, then just ask her that first. Whatever she says, build on from there.

You: So what do you besides studying?
Her: Nothing much, just the gym, etc...
You: Haha same.

Or if she's like

Her: I do heaps of stuff, I go rock climbing, snowboarding, etc etc

Then you can just ask her questions about that stuff or say, "Yeah I've always wanted to go rock climbing myself".

It's pretty easy...

>>605595576
ahhh i see... soo you definitely WON'T find PTHC of this, ummm, "woman" on pthcgames.us will you?? ;D now isn't that right, OP!?

>>605611164

I think I'm proud, actually.

>>605603946
>going to watch anime with Japanese girls in a dark room
if only you realized how difficult that this would be

>>605611164

I'm not mad, I'm happy you posted this. These fucking virgin "I'll never get a cute gf ;_;" fags need to see that it isn't that hard.

>>605610878
>>605611180
Well, that doesn't really answer my question.

Aren't there any pseudo hobbies i can tell her?

>>605601003
/thread

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>>605611164
>mfw

>>605611164
I second both of these niggers. Cheers, mate.
>>605611679
>>605611984

>>605612056
What part of "be yourself" didn't you understand that everyone was telling you about?

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>>605611164
>8/10
>trying to cover up your humiliating life with that
Not fat
wear dirty clothes all the time
have job
no anxiety
Feels good to be gangster, pic related, faggot.

>>605611679
i have a gift for knowing who a person is within a few minutes of talking to them.

i pinpoint which sexy chick has daddy issues/issues in general (not crazy, mind you.) and then go to work.

it's not hard to do if you know the girl is lonely and therefor vulnerable.
>>605611984
it's extremely easy. some people are just too autistic to try. oh well.

>>605612681
lol you need to be accepted and it's so obvious.

no one cares.

>>605612056

sigh

hanging out with friends, clubbing, partying, etc...

>>605611984
Who needs a cute gf, when whoyou truly want is Swiftie

>>605612644
im a faggot who pretends to be alpha and does fuckall the whole day besides going to the gym every second day.

There's a girl that like me, but how the fuck am i supposed to keep her as my gf if she sees who i really am.

>>605607614

good shit, anon. I'm in tears

>>605613116

tell her you're going to "change" for her and become beta/husband material

>>605613428
what the fuck.

no.

I can't tell her that i "change" for her. She still thinks im that alpha who i am pretending to be.

>>605611921

Yeah I didn't mean targeting specific things, it would be very improbable, I mean just looking carefully at what's around and picking something that looks good.

You would be able to do it if you lived near me, I know that for sure.

>>605612941
>need to be accepted
>brags about having 8/10 girlfriend on 4chan of all places
toppest of keks

>>605600291
get steroid, it will pump you up and get rid of your hairs all togehter

then get metal gear jaw implant

>>605613640

no, like

go out with her for a bit while you're still alpha

then be like "babe you make me want to stop partying/hanging out with my bros" or whatever lie you've told. say you just want to be with her.

I don't know what specifically you've lied about so I can't really help but you get the picture

>>605613687
where do you live?!

>>605595576
nice pussy, omg
>probably not the only one who said this

>>605595576

Go out and meet girls, you'd be surprised how many of them are single and interested even if you aren't super handsome. Just don't be an ambitiousless, lazy shit who has no future and you'll be fine.

>>605614055
>then be like "babe you make me want to stop partying/hanging out with my bros" or whatever lie you've told. say you just want to be with her.

wait
dude
that is actually a fucking good idea

Still, i need something to not be boring as fuck

thanks so far.

Keep in mind that if you can hold a job, when you get older (like into yr early 30s) your value will go up and you will have innumerable opportunities.

>>605613741
you're only hurting your own self esteem by continuing this. you're trying to win an argument with someone on the internet.

about what? do you even know what you're angry about?

how does it feel to have a gf that is taller than you, manlet?

>>605614333

No problem lol.

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>>605614109

Nice long shot... Lancaster, UK.

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>>605612056
ok, aside from the fact that you ignored >>605610828 i'll try to spoonfeed you as hard as i can.

>Hanging out with friends
>Partying
>Chilling
>Reading
>Listening to music

You said you visit /v/ and /fit/

>VideoGames
>Fitness

Now, you can be a chill guy who plays videogames and it's great, just don't be ethilist.

As from Fitness, join a gym or a dojo.

>Many great stories happen there... just don't base your life on it.

"I like to stay healthy" "I like being in shape" are good.

>>605614218
STFU! samefagging about that rachitic kike whore

>>605602987
This guy

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>>605614837

Be a pretentious hipster faggot.

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>>605614333

He is right. I used to pretend I was alpha all the time before me and my gf started dating. Everytime I saw her I told her about all the party's and crazy shit Ive been too etc etc, when I was really just browsing /b/ every night. Now shes my gf and I told her Im done with all the partying and I just want to be with her. She melted when I told her that

>>605603925
if you so many interests you probably aren't proficient in any of them

gotta specialized, at least with drawing, you can draw her like you draw one of your french girls

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>>605595931
>Tfw I am asked if this smells like chloroform to me

>>605615659

It's a university city, looking at the figures the foreign students are not counted.

>>605614893
>Hanging out with friends
>Partying
>Chilling
>Reading
>Listening to music

literally everyone is doing that. and she already knows that i'm doing standard stuff like that. i just dont consider that "real" hobbies. That's why i asked.

>Now, you can be a chill guy who plays videogames and it's great, just don't be ethilist.
Yea, i'm not a sperg about it.

>As from Fitness, join a gym or a dojo.
already said that i go to the gym every second day. Being fit heavily helps pretending to be alpha.

But i already see, that girl probably deserves better than someone like me.

Make sure they have a crush on/like you. There's someone 7/10 girl that I can tell she has a crush on me and I might ask her to dinner sometime.

>>605606380
he lives in our mind forever

well, have fun with your qt azn girls

>>605610486
tell her you are into having sex

ask her if she likes to having sex jokingly

if she says yes proceed to continue conversation, just be fun

if she reacts negatively ditch her

>>605616738
already sexed her, so there's that.

>>605612681
that's okay

I like girl with more defined facial features/structure

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>>605613360
Thank you. I've been there anon, and no one deserves to be there. I only want to help you. And the words I can give you through this screen are all I have. I'm happy that they held some meaning to you. Every word of it came from my heart.

Best of luck to you. You're going to do amazing things with yourself.

>>605596131
/thread. also, check it

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>>605616235
Then how are you not able to hold a conversation?

If you already know the fake it until you make it then there is no thing to discuss.

You probably have gym stories, and you can talk about the standard shit.

You can fake being deep, if you want to cause a reaction. You can blab about how your job is your pasion or how does music makes you feel

>Is not the same saying "i'm a doctor" than saying "when he looked into my eyes, and he knew he would live to see another day, i remembered why everything fucked up with that work is worth it" (Don't do it all the time, don't be a dense motherfucker).

If you want to be a more "special deal" then learn to draw or play an instrument. Learn to ride a horse, Learn self-defense or how to use a gun.

I literally don't know what you are expecting us to say.

>>605595743
>easy

>>605596097
worked for me

>>605603925
>interests
>lists atheism, evolution, and theory as interests

>>605607789
better watch what u saysay when you talk about taytay

This seems like a good place to ask (lots of guys here are sounding like stereotypes). What possesses some guys to buy a fedora/trilby? I mean what goes through your mind that makes you walk to the cities shopping arcade and buy one?

>>605617656
SWAG is for boys. CLASS i for men

listen to "The Black Phillip". Thank me later.

>>605617656
asking the right questions

>>605617656
When their dads got the fuck out after watching the dissapointment they created, they found a fedora as the only thing daddy left behind

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>>605595576
just come up at the end of a party, check out for the alcoolised corpses, pick the one you like, take her to your place.

Next morning be nice and sweet, bullshit her about how chill you and her were the past evening and it should work fine, EVEN if you're a 4/10 she will be touched by the fact you took care of her (and missed the time to rape her body) and she will take it positively.

I picked my ex like that, a 7/10 that ddn't know I existed. After that when I told her the truth she was like "uuuuuuuuh that's so sweet tho"
>mfw I arrive at the party to pick them up
also
>check em

is that cat fucking shooped in

i mean come on how is the cat even doing that

>>605618280
I've acquired that association from dank may-mays on /r/atheism

>>605618368
he is smelling Taylor's pussay that's way he's looking that way