Well /b/ I had a fun evening learning about the responsibility

>>605567202
yeah it works alright. i unleashed hell inside my ex 2 times in one night and she took it the afternoon after. whatever was in her is now dead

>>605567202
It's like 90% Effective so I'd say your probably fine bro.

>>605567202
never failed for me. we don't like it though makes her moody as shit so we try not to get in that situation.

Had to use Plan B a few times. One time decided not to, now we have a kid. Always have a Plan B

>>605567202
I have been living off of birth control pills since my penis and balls were destroyed in bmx wreck. Basically they boost the fuck out of bodily estrogen and educe a period in males. Been living as a girl since the wreck, doctors orders.

>>605567473

Ugh for how long? Seeing her again tomorrow.

Glad to hear plan /b/ is legit though

>>605567202
Worked for my ex everytime, which was at least once a month for about a year, you're golden. Oh and yeah, she's gonna have like a period over it

>>605567552
wait, what?

>>605567552
wut

>>605567552
Explain?

>>605567789
Yeah I live off of the plan b pill. I get a whole bottle for $10 bucks (thanks insurance)
Since my nuts were obliterated my body needed either T shots which are horrid and cause balding and other shit, or I could go on that and it induces a female puberty.

>>605567749

Does this induce a period *early*? Like, should she be bleeding in the next day or so? Or just pms (her period should start this weekend anyway)

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Heres plan C if it doesn't work

>>605568128

If she doesn't have her period in the next two weeks I'm going in, thanks /b/ro

>>605568119
Her periods gonna start this weekend too? OOOOOHHHH SHIT! Get the bitch some chocolate, not even fucking kidding. Similar situation happened with my ex and she was pretty much rampage jackson for a few days, keep your distance op

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Plan D

>>605568117
do you have tits?

>>605568356

She's just a fuck buddy so no worries there, I never go anywhere near her during shark week

i dropped a full load into a girl the first week of college (broken condom) and we plan B'd the next morning and i dont have a baby so ya it works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc9elDlWn6w

>>605568468
yeah I do and I can't stop playing with them, the funny thing is too that the more you message and stimulate them as they grow, the bigger they get, plus all the women in my family have dd's. If I was not a computer dunce I would make a webm but I don't know how.

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And if that doesn't work

>>605568536
Then you're gold, I wouldn't worry about it from here on out.

>>605567202
you didn't kill anything. if the sperm hit the egg, it wouldn't work.

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>>605568413

>in action

>>605568307
>going in
kekkles

>>605568734
google it man this is /b/ youve gotta post....

>>605568780

:-|

>>605568793
kol

>>605568734
post a pic ITT?

>>605568780
yeah it does, look into it. it disrupts the uterine lining and shit so that the babby cant hang out in there

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>>605569149
okay lol

>>605567552
Pics or it didn't happen
Considering it is physically impossible to menstruate without the proper female organs, this is bullshit.

>>605569299
hahaha holy shit man those are some rekt tits. but to be honest i would like to slap em around

>>605569299
cant unsee.....must burn eyes with acid

>>605568356
100% true, fucked the girl without a condom, no birth control, a week later her period was 2 days late and I swear to god she was ready to explode.

>>605569299
well this just got interesting, and dubs to boot. MOAR!!!

>>605567407
Wrong.

Plan B does not kill anything, it prevents an egg from becoming fertilized. If the sperm has already reached the egg it will do nothing.

>>605569299
This sexy abortion thread just got weird

>>605567202
That happened to me one time, too, OP. Difference is I made her pay for the shit. It worked, no fucking baby... and it should work for you too.

>>605569299
>>605568734
>>605568468
>>605568117
>>605567789
>>605567552
>>605569149

/thread

>>605569713
well the sperm is dead, so ha

>>605569299
Time stamp

>>605569713
it prevents a fertilized egg from attaching to the womb dude stop spreading misinformation plan B absolutely does work if the egg is fertilized

>>605569713

Sperm doesn't just like, fly out your dick and crash into the egg immediately. There's a whole salmon swimming upstream situation that happens first

>>605569299
and here is my um... my "vag"

Plan B is ineffective with women that weigh upwords of 80kg/176lbs.

So if its a fatty go with a swift kick in the stomach

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>>605570265

>>605570265

Welp

>>605570265
>>605570265
i literally puked in my mouth fuck you

>>605570265
/life

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>>605570265

>>605570265
oh dear god get it away.

>>605570265
Time stamp now I want some proofs

>>605570265
yes was expecting that. too bad not you though

>>605570265
you call that hatchet wound a vag?

captcha: upaid.....upaid for that shit?

>>605570265
>w-well th-this is is me

>>605570265
has anyone ever eaten you out?

>>605570265
so lets get this clear

>straight male gets into bmx accident
>package destroyed
>turns into women makes the most sense?

are you into women or men now?
why did you choose woman, was it like well it's not like i have a dick anymore?

>>605570644
no, I was in a bmx wreck and sliced my junk to bits

>>605570265
that's the most fucking disgusting thing I've ever fucking seen, I have never fucking seen a vag more wrecked than that. Like what in the actual fuck is wrong with your hygiene, if by some off chance I ended up fucking you, I would immediately fuck my dog after in order to clean my dick, then pay a five dollar hooker to polish it. Your vag ain't a pizza, get rid of that fucking crust.

>>605570275

Wat

>>605570265
wtf

>>605569299
horrible tits, wrong bone structure.... what ever your goal was, i imagine it wasn't this trainwreck you ended up with.

>>605570738
And has no proofs still

>>605567202
she's gonna be a bitch for the next like 4 days due to it fucking her hormones up

>>605570689
looks like a rat ate him out from the inside to escape

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>>605570265
I don't get your story.

You were in a BMX accident, as a result of that you had a sex change????

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>>605570265

>>605570814
details on wrekt ?

>>605570738
>why did you choose woman, was it like well it's not like i have a dick anymore?
that was it more or less, the testosterone injections seemed horrid

>>605567552
yo can you even orgasm like that?

Didn't know this was ylyl

>>605571201

Would you have been able to save your peen? Were there any peen options?

>>605567202

You're too stupid to figure out sex; use a condom. We don't need more retards in the world.

It's ok OP. But be nice to her because that thing more or less is going to reset her period and make her life a living hell for about a week. She's going to have a super period. If you're dating this chick I highly suggest going to your nearest Planned Parenthood and get Mirena. That shit is cash. Busting all kinds of carefree nut all up in that pussy. Good Luck.

>>605570843
Plan B doesn't work on fat broads as well so if you knocked up Snuffalupagus you better think of something better

I can't unseen what I've seen.

>>605571201

> the testosterone injections seemed horrid

An injection in your ass once a week is horrid?

>>605571226
Yes totally, and as far as the looks are concerned, I am still healing from a depth revision so I can't clean it yet. I get labaplasty next month so it will look normal bu summer for bikini season

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>this fucking thread

>>605567202
Protip (and this goes for the rest of you ignorant faggots too): Even if you pull out 30 seconds before you cum, your precum has been leaking into her for the past 20 minutes of fucking (assuming you're not a 3 minute chump). And precum has real live sperm in it.

Take it from me, I had to learn the hard way: pullout is NOT effective birth control.

>>605571503
this nigga could have made some sick gainz with those T shots... im gonna start these here in a few weeks. dude should have kept his dick and bought a gym membership instead.

>gets botched sex change in 3rd world country to save money
>comes up with cock shredding BMX accident story

>>605571548
"For bikini season"

Ahahahahhahahaha

10/10 troll dude. This is too much.

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>>605570265
this got out of control fast

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>>605570265

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ITT: people being extremely helpful and reassuring to OP, light trolling, and a guy posting his vagina

This is the most /b/ thread ever

>>605567202
>Spending money on Plan B

Planned Parenthood gives that shit out fo free you pleb

I'm 22 and have 2 kids (one boy who's 3, and one girl who's 1) and 1 more girl on the way.

Don't get me wrong OP, you're life will forever be changed in the most amazing way when you realize that you love somebody else 10x more than you've ever loved anything including yourself, but my possibilities in life have dwindled from infinite to like 4 things.

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>>605570673

Plan B doesn't kill the baby, it prevents the baby from forming by blocking a step in the fusion. That's why it says on the box that it only works within 72 hours and is better taken as soon as possible to be effective. If the thing is already formed, plan B won't stop the pregnancy.

>>605572251

Planned parenthood is way over in the ghetto and closed at 11pm

Also, wouldn't me waiting all night to get a free pill instead of spending a not significant amount of cash be the plebian option?

>>605572295
Id say you were black but you know you have kids

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>>605570265

>>605570976
so happy that my wife(not same chick) is fixed. I've been busting freely for 5 years

captcha: picture of a cake

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>>605570265

>>605567202
>Made her split the bill

4chan, the place of gentlemen

Get one of those dildos on a reciprocating saw and scramble those eggs niggie

>>605571750
precum doesn't have sperm in it unless you've already spurted recently. It is produced well after the testicles. Moron

>>605572295

Yeah I'm 30 and speeding to walgreens to buy plan b in the middle of the night, no fucking way I'm ever letting a kid leech my money and dreams away no matter how great they are to other people

>>605572744
It takes two to tango, faggot.

>>605572295
4 things:
kid 1
kid 2
kid 3
an hero

this is what b has come to, believe ANYTHING even without a time stamp

>>605572525
I mean, there's a reason they call it "the morning after pill"

>>605567202
The pill works very well. Expect her to have a terrible TERRIBLE period after using it. Going batshit insane is a side effect. I'm not kidding it can fuck up her hormones pretty good.

>>605570265
Ohhhh he deleted it, someone repost it!

>>605572744

In my defense, raw dogging it was her idea

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>>605573271

>>605572744
Why the fuck would he pay the full thing
How does that make any sense

>>605572840
Tell that to my 4 year old son.

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>>605573424
Well, it's not like she got her nut from this guy that lost his virginity less than 24 hours ago, so he may as well pony up and do the bitch a solid.

>>605573424
why would he pay anything. when my ex was using plan b(about 2-3 times) i made her pay for it every time lol. its worth her paying for it with the shit the bf or male is going to endure afterwards

>>605571750
Precum doesn't have sperm in it unless you masterbated or came before

https://youtu.be/P05nqVtPNQI

>>605573424
Seriously, we both have jobs, she's not my subservient, it's 2015

When I go on dates with women I'm actually interested in we usually split the bill. In relationships we take turns paying

Being an ATM in the 21st century isn't chivalrous, it's beta

>>605567202
i used it about 3 times i pulled out all the times though from what i remember just got it to be safe and i have no kids so it worked for me

>>605573580
Why
She had the pleasure of getting fucked
He had the pleasure of getting fucked
She doesn't want a child out of this
He doesn't want a child out of this
50/50, fag

fuck i missed the mangina someone post it

>>605570265
>>605570265
>>605570265

Someone repost the picture please. I missed the fun

>>605569299
what the fuck dude... tell us more. I imagine this as a tragedy and a horrid life but you seem kinda cool about it... makes me curious

>>605572744
wow nice going there virgin whiteknight

>>605573530

Lol

Why didn't you deform that babby

>>605573916
>He had the pleasure of getting fucked
I should proofread my stuff
Though I don't know what they're into so might as well

>>605573751
if girl is already bat shit crazy, expect her to go to rampant crazy like drake. 0 to 100 real quick

>>605572409
>ben garrison
my fucking sides

>>605572890
No, I'm still well on my way to my dream life, I just am stuck with their mom forever because I believe that's the way it should be.

>>605573965
*tips fedora

>>605573936
consider yourself lucky....like an armpit with a spear wound

>>605570265
repost

>>605574174
i need to see how bad it is

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>>605574174
lmfao that description

>>605574427
I wouldn't fuck it with your dick and ^^ him pushing

>>605574174
That's pretty accurate

>>605567202
it works most of the time, it's pretty much insanely potent birth control and doesn't actually kil babby, just stops her from making eggs (with a whole fuckload of estrogen that is pretty much like shoving razors in her vagine with what it does to her body), stops the egg for being fertilized, or stops it from attaching to herr uterine wall. If all three of those happen before she takes it (which it won't in 30 minutes) she's fucked. You should be fine

>>605567202
Plan b only works on women weighing less than 180. She's not a landwhale is she, OP?

>>605570814
well you didn't find it in a bus station and doctors don't build pussys for free.....so.....you paid for it

>>605570265
Where's the pic?

>>605572840
You may technically be right, but "pulling out" has a loooong history of not working, mainly because there IS sperm in precum. It's just not supposed to be there.

>>605574921
thank you....I said this earlier and someone didn't get it

>>605573530
ok, will do. But you probably should have pulled out before you started to ejaculate. It is possible to start ejaculating a little before you have an orgasm. You know that, right?

Pretty sure you just don't understand your body and did it wrong.

>>605573669
This.

>>605574921

Nah she's way under that, no worries. I'd date her if she wasn't something of a religious zealot

>>605575340
>religious zealot
danger tho, if preggo then no abortion

I don't pull out. I PUSH IN. The sperm swim right past the eggies and get lost near the pancreas

Im not a robot. Trust me

>>605575174

Tell that to his four year old son

>>605575055
It's because people go too far before pulling out. You can't wait until you are having contractions from orgasm; you start to ejaculate before that. Have you ever tried ejaculating without having an orgasm? It's pretty fun and you can keep going and then when you cum with an orgasm it is 10 times better.

>>605575553
Kek

>>605567202

You're cool, anon. I've probably had to do it, like, 5 times. The sooner it's taken the greater the efficacy, and a couple of mine were a day or two after.

>>605575553
They don't let me do sex ed anymore.

>>605575490

This is my main concern. But I would push her to abortion if necessary. Neither of us want a kid anyway so it wouldn't be a hard push.

Butt Sex avoids this whole conversation

inb4 GAY

captcha: tocum thread appropriate tocum or notocum

>>605568119
If her period is due this weekend it was a total waste of money.The egg had already left the building

>>605575292
This.

>>605575751
try sex peter then

>>605575782
no need to push to an abortion.

push down flight of stairs

>>605576016
What's that?

its doesnt kill the baby it stops the sperm from every getting into the egg (nurse here)

>>605576016
This?
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=6&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CDsQFjAF&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.peterkreeft.com%2Ftopics%2Fsex-in-heaven.htm&ei=toAQVeX8I4ydygSDtYGoAg&usg=AFQjCNHrEJaJBEX71mjP-UYCt73kIHuc8A&bvm=bv.88528373,d.aWw

>>605575954
This.

>>605575941

Eh, peace of mind is worth 27 dollars

>>605576333
Literally this

>>605576016

Ayyy lmao

>>605576388
Holy fuck this

>>605567202
54$ wtf
make her buy the pre-emptive the pill, its her body that grows it.
it goes the pill > pulling out > wire coat hanger.

you could have went downtown and got another bj for 54$

>>605576578

That's gross anon, I live in a civilized society where sex is free until you nut inside a girl

She gave me some leftover pulled pork she made too, it's dank

>>605572840
it doesn't, but it's designed to flush out sperm. You fap one day, hit it the next, and you're fucked in two weeks

>>605573164
newfag pls go

>>605576479
this

>>605577094

So this

>>605573164
You're right, it's obvious he took his time faking that filename. Thank you my fellow b rotheren. Meme on kekkel

>>605577094
this

>>605577237

>>605567202
worked for me when i overflowed the condom

>>605577311

>>605577412
this

>>605576166
sex ed's little brother

>>605577311
dubs means it's true

>>605577542
who's he?

>>605576432
sumwun gottit

>>605577411
You gotta leave some room on the tip bro
Nothing worse than seeing the jizz has worked its way up the side of your dong

>>605576578
The is no preemptive pill you swine, unless you mean daily birth control that she still has to pay for

>>605577578
this

>>605577724
this so hard

Does anyone have the vag pic? I'd really like to get a look at it.

>>605577724
777777

>>605577692

That shit is free now

>>605576016
>>605576432
>>605577674
i miss ids

>>605577509
what about this

>>605577875
sweet, i'll take 97/100 odds anyday

>>605577907
No, fuck that

>>605577692
yeah, that one, ya know the one and only one that doesn't exist. And I don't see you inventing them for males. and given the pay gap, most of it is paid for by males anyway, same with everything else

>>605577237
>>605577311
these

>>605578237
How about this though?

>>605578237
those

>>605572409
Ha! 30yr old still chasing some dream, you're a 30 yr old child afraid of responsibility. You have to grow up to take care of a kid. 28 yr old here, 4 kids, own 3 businesses. Keep chasing those dreams and fuck up and have a kid when youre 40 so you can be 60 when your oldest turns 20. You're gonna realize then what the right decision should've been. But do what you want.

>>605577777

Can someone repost the vaggie vagoo plz

One of my friends came in his gf and then got plan b like an hour later, and she's 4 months pregnant now. Just found out the kid was a girl. I feel bad for him.

>>605578613
it's still there...

>>605578428
You have four kids and own three businesses, what the fuck are you doing on 4chan, faggot?

>>605578731
fucking 1%
They're so privileged

>>605578733
It fucking isnt

>>605578428

Ironically, apparently having a kid turns you into a complete faggot

>>605578428
stfu anon, I'm 28, no kids, ill have em at 35, kick em out at 55 (prime earning years lining up with the college funding), how does it feel to know you wasted your 20's.

>>605578830
well I'll be...
You don't want to see anyway

>>605577905
>>605576016 (You)
>>605576432
>>605577674 (You)

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>>605578168
You speak like you're autistic. I didn't want to point it out incase ESL, but then I realized how misogynistic, I hate that I actually had to say that, and insecure about being male you are, and I knew you had to be aspee

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>>605570265
I saved it

>>605578781
Been on here for 9 years, before i started business number 1. I'm still a faggot coming in here most days, it's sad really. But I enjoy it. Anyone can come on here you know. Success doesn't mean I can't still jump on /b/ here and there

>>605578830
You missed out anon.
We're all happily fapping away right now.

>>605579046
that's not so bad

>>605578101
that over there?

>>605579046
Y u gta b so crusty

>>605579024
tits or gtfo, also so trolled, no male calls another male a swine
it goes humans > animals > women

Get her to overdose on vitamin c. It'll kill the kid but won't hurt her

>>605578864
Lol yup, Im a faggot. Look at me. Thanks dude

>>605578999
You're a fucking idiot

>>605579241
cunt boogers

>>605578999
rip in piece newfag

>>605579130

Don't attack this guy anons, he's just stuck in his situation and has to feed five people. Poor guy is backed into a corner and really wants to believe he made the right decision. It's okay anon lots of people overbreed

>>605579046
Exactly as anon described, an arm pit with a spear wound.

>>605579284
I'm a guy, and you're just proving my point you aspie kike

>>605578872
I did plenty from 14 to 21, and even a little after. Nothing wasted here buddy. Shit is pretty amazing actually. Make chump change at 28 with no kids or have money at 28 and growing businesses with 4 kids...easy choice.

>>605578999
10/10

>2015
>not using condoms with girls you know
>especially since she isn't using some other form of hormone
>shiggy

>>605579616
so having 4 kids means I get a raise at work?
some parent you are

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this thread still up damn, fucking reposter

>>605579362
it is still healing, its STILL HEALING. I had a depth revision 2 weeks ago and I get labiaplasty in a month. If you know anything about labiaplasty its that it makes an ugly cooter look good.

>>605579390
yes im a newfag. I was out interacting with humans while you were logging in your oldfag hours in your basement. So Solly

>>605579454
I work maybe 10 hours a week, don't even have to think about how to pay my bills or feed my family. Not a concern, I was more baked into a corner staying my first business with 1 kid. That was scary shit, and yes 4 is alot. Not planned, I get it.

humanity thanks you for paying 27 dollars american not to breed.

>>605579829

>ugly
>cooter

Nobody cares how the sandwich looks, as long as it tastes and smells good. Weird ass women these days.

>>605567202
My uncle to me before I left for college:

This is going to be the best experience of you life. Do not get a girlfriend the first week. Have sex with every girl you possibly can, but don't get a single girl pregnant. You wanna fuck around with unprotected sex? You better have the cash in hand to pay for the abortion when it blows up in your face.

I came back from college and got a job. I never had to worry about the money, just the possible outcomes. I've had three girls take a Plan B over the years for various reasons, never thought twice about the cost.

Kids are a poor person's burden, I ain't no poor person.

>>605579616
No, working hard and working for yourself gives you a raise. Try it, or enjoy your 9 to 5.

>>605579829
more tits plz
they're awesome.

>>605575941
This. There is only a 7-10 window each month (that's being generous) in which you can actually get pregnant. 1 day ovulation, 1 day after ovulation, and 4-5 before in which sperm cancsurvive until ovulation. Just a matter of pinpointing ovulation date, which isn't easy, so play it safe.

>>605579046
isn't that bad considering it's fresh, give goddamn surgeon a bit of a credit or try make pussy out of cock yourselves

>>605572295
I have a daughter coming in 4 months. But then I am 44 and have consumed more or less every drug reasonably available and several hundred women. There comes a time /b/, there comes a time...

>>605573339

>2015
>doing things that are "her idea"

You're just a big bag of fucking stupid, aren't you.

my ex and i would play the pullout game all the time, you just have to be very aware of your body is all. We never really had any scares outside of what would happen if a little straggler made its way in but I can say that pullout has its perks. Especially her your girl enjoys being came on.

>>605580154
your assumptions are flat out wrong.
secondly children and your business have nothing to do with one another, stop whoring yourself out on 4chan

>>605580744
Yeah you're right. I've obviously made wrong decisions and am in a bad predicament. Things are so horrible over here. Good luck with your plans though.

>>605579868
Try no to be butthurt, people say stupid shit here and don't mean anything by it we all now you're just as much of social fucktard as anyone else here. So just get called aspie a few times and take out your aggression at childhood peers on strangers, they can take it here.

>>605567552
Nice b8 m8 r8 8/8

my girlfriend and i were high as fuck one night, i was pounding the hell out of her and we didn't know for sure if i came in her ass or her pussy because she was riding me. it was dark and all we say was dripping. better safe than sorry we bought plan b the morning after. i still think it was anal

>>605567202
Yea it works. I bought my ex one the night after. She didn't get pregnant, but her period that month was like the Apocalypse and Armageddon mixed together. I was fucking pissed that ONE pill cost me $55

>>605567552
>educe a period in males
How the fuck are you niggers this stupid

>>605581788
and saved you 50 grand over the next 18 years. What you bitching about?

>>605577411
Bullshit you overflowed the condom

>>605583526

If you don't leave a pinch of rubber at the end, you can easily overflow one. Esp if the condom is loose on your sub par peep

>>605582392
Try quadrupling that figure and you'd be close, scooter. Point still stands.

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>>605567202
Make sure she took that shit in front of you. Let loose inside some nasty latina and fucked her cum filled pussy two more times, for effect. After we picked plan B up from the pharmacy, she said she'd take the pill soon as she got home...I ran to my house, got a glass of water and told that bitch to drink it right in front of me. TAKE NO CHANCES OP.

>>605585575

Good advice. I watched her swallow it

>>605567202
splitting the cost of plan B......
classsssy.

>>605567202
About once a month I cum deep in my gf because she asks for it because apparently she likes it or whatever and we always split the plan b pill the next morning and it works well so far so I'm happy with it.

>>605586980
>saying classy
>implying there's something wrong with equality in 2015
>complete faggot

>>605567202
Used a plan b 30-40 times. Still kidless.

>>605587140
Ejaculate contains Endorphins. Which explains why she likes it.

>>605567202
Lol you're fucked. Enjoy your baby.
-Nursefag.

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Please, someone tell me this thread has been capped and archived...
This is the best thing I've seen in a while.

>>605588233
Awesome because I feel like I'm a pornstar because she begs for it and I'm all like yeah baby you want me to cum deep in your pussy and she basically screams yes so now I know why

>>605585575
Damn, bruh

Bump for this ridiculous thread

>>605570265
What was this? Buck angel?

>>605567202
in the same boat as u, had grill take plan b and also ordered up Ella. hope one will work, if not its falcon punch time.

>>605567202
If she's still pregnant

>find hobo
>give hobo 20 bucks to punch her in the stomach
>???
>profit

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>>605579046

>>605567202
How long after sex did she take the pill? There is a time limit and after it will do nothing.

>>605590757
>implying the hobo wouldn't turn on you once he's arrested.

>>605579046
pasta.
was some dude who got a really bad pussy made out of his dick and posted it a few days ago.
check out the ass juice

captcha posay

>>605590892

It was in her within 45 minutes, maybe 30. Pretty much as fast as possible

>>605591111
had a few dubs
never had trips
and now FUCKING QUADS!!!

made my day. awesome.

>>605591312

*applause*