>be me >madly in love with grill >like I'm-a-huge-faggot-inlove

>>605561871
Shameless selfbump

damn, you like lesbians.

>>605561871
Say your bicurious and fuck them both

>>605562354
I didn't know she was one and I could it accept, not her fault.

But why fuck my ex.

>>605562541

I don't want to fuck my ex, she's fat now days

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>tfw no gf, ever.
>29

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Anyone of you anons had a dream?
I sadly wake up every morning..

>>605561871
Dude I laughed pretty hard. Sorry but shit happens. Anyway, move on.

>>605562903
Are you a virgin aswell or just no gf?

>>605561871
at least ur getting back at them by being a faggot

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>>605563159
Yep.

>>605561871
>be me
>Gf ignores me
>get fucking mad
>we broke up
>she apologizes (for real)
>makeup sex all night long

>>605561871
This is a classic young guy fuckup, and I hope you learn from it. You do not allow yourself to have feelings for a girl until after you've banged her. Mooning after some girl from a distance is very unattractive to women. Because it's creepy. You build up this whole infatuation for this girl that's all in your head, only to be crushed when you find out she has no interest in you? Stop doing that.

We all have crushes. That's fine. But do not let yourself become emotionally invested in your crush unless you're already fucking her. Even then, it might not be such a good idea. Learn to fucking control yourself, or you're gonna get your heart broken again and again over fucking nothing.

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>be me
>no friends
>no gf
>no family that cares
>no future
>no school
>no education
Living the dream, huh?

>>605563548
good advice.

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>>605562636

>I didn't know she was one

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>>605563653

>2015
>Can't get dubs
>See this thread
>Got dubs

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>>605563548

>>605561871
How'd you get to the point of holding hand if she was a lesbian?

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>>605563906

>>605564075
She was feeling sad so I comforted her, we are really close friends. Or so I thought until the whore banged my ex.

How does it feel to have someone?

>>605561871
>be UGLY me
>VERY high standards
>somehow manage to hang out/fuck a 10 grill
>dumps me a month l8er when she finally realizes im an ugly loser

>>605564595
at least you were with someone for a month.

>>605564595
a month longer than me

>>605564705
that was in 2011

ive been completely alone since then

>>605564362
>She was feeling sad so I comforted her, we are really close friends.
More mistakes:
1) Comforting a sad girl is not a way into her pants. It's a way into the friendzone.
2) Don't try to date your friends. Try to date your friends' friends.

Learn from this.

>>605564820
I've been alone since I was born.

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>>605563713
she isnt anon, you'll be manning your harpoon soon enough

>>605565189
Same.

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>>605563548

This. It may sound like some MGTOW bullshit or cliche but don't show that your infatuated with a girl until after you're in a long relationship. It come across as clingy/needy/creepy/desperate.

>>605565031
I do not Igreed, comforting crying grills have worked for me in the passed.
Also back then I just wanted to care for my friend becouse she'd been thpugh some shit.

>>605565189
im sorry anon
hope thats bull

but i know the feel..... ive also been alone most of my life cause of my uglyness and VERY high standards,,,,,,

>>605565468
Sorry bout spelling, benozo starts to kick in.

>>605563548
Learned this lesson the hard way a couple of times. This man's got it.

>>605565386
I waited 8 years telling it to my crush. My first and only crush. Once I told her I fucked up our friendship. We never speak, I dont think she knows Im still existing anymore.

>>605563548
this is decent advice. crushes and stuff are part of being a person, but actually go and let them know how you feel pretty early. don't just take a backseat and let that well up.

part of it is being able to accept that a person is not into you and move on. just like you aren't gonna be into every girl that takes interest in YOU. then move on to finding new girls to talk to and hang out with.

>>605565594
>hope thats bull
It's not. And I'm in my mid 20s now. Mental illness, among other things. Getting better, so, maybe by like 30 I can have a normal relationship.

>>605565795

Crush /=/ Long term girlfriend

8 years is way to long to make sexual advances.

>>605563396
one more year
one more year and the secrets of the arcane will be revealed to you

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Gtfo high school faggot.

>>605565795
you basically friendzoned yourself. did you grow up without a dad? usually guys that grow up without a dad do this kind of stuff. not meant as an insult btw, just a thing that happens to males without that alpha presence in their lives

>>605566258
OP here, not in highschool but still pretty young

>23 and have a decent job if anyone cares

>>605566036
defo m8
ur still so fuckin young

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>>605566222
I hope my life gets better soon, or I'm going to blow my head off.

>>605561871
Haha damn Vance

>>605566450
if you have a good job then just dust yourself off and do your best to have a good time. the more healthy and confident you are, that more likely women like you period

>>605566484
I'm 27. Being 27 and not even knowing how to have a relationship pretty much means I'll never have one. I don't even know how they work.

>>605566371
Nah, I didnt. I was just too scared to tell her. Im fucking pathetic.

>>605563548
that last part..
wish someone had told me that earlier

>>605561871
I don't have the helium shit and to morrow when to bezed out to do it..

How much zoplikon do I need to an hero, or worst case senario end up in hospital as a cry for help?

>>605565468
>comforting crying grills have worked for me in the passed.
You just can't stay away from creepy, can you? That's borderline predatory. I get it. We all feel like we're on the hunt when it comes to looking for someone to date, but making a move when she's emotionally vulnerable is kinda bottom-feeder shit.

It may have worked for you before, but so would flirting with a fat chick, and neither is something to be proud of.

>>605566013
>implying there are girls that take interest

>>605566791
that's what I mean. you relegated yourself to 8 years of friendzone by not telling her. you would have found great relief within the first 2 months of telling her. you'd get your answer right then, and you can stop pining for her and move on to somebody else.

the important thing is to LEARN

>>605564595
dont give in just yet my friend, im as ugly as they come, and next month will be our 1st year anniversary with my gf

>>605562903

Serious question, have you ever tried dating websites?

>>605563548
>>605566815
>Even then, it might not be such a good idea. Learn to fucking control yourself

>>605566881
I looked into the helium. Probably is the fight and flight response, even if you are commited, you're body will react and rip the bag off if you don't stop it. That's why you have to mix it with sleeping pills or something. But, whole thing is really risky of you ending up like a potato but not actually dead.

>>605566732
Good job as in ok paid I hate every minute working their, but with al people standing without job 'I feel like I can't complain.

Tl;dl not a good place to get my mind of mny shit.

>>605567078
rofl girls actually LIKE taking the dick. probably almost as much as guys like giving it.

they just don't say it as bluntly as we do because society roasts them for it.

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>>605561871
>dont want to get back to ex
>all i think about is her
>i dont get it.
>know our shit didnt work after 7 years.
whats the matter with me?

>>605567087
Yes, I know. I wish I could go back man, but I fucking cant. I dont know what to do anymore. I dropped out of school and Im just too tired to get a job. Sometimes I just wish I didnt wake up in the mornings. Thanks for not being a douche.

>>605561871
>Moved recently
>working hard to stay afloat
>only women I interact with are coworkers
>they are all in serious relationships
>no chance with them
>that's OK
>time goes on
>me and one chick talk constantly
>doesn't seem like she's willing to cheat on husband (not that she's shown that kind of interest)
>wouldn't feel right for me anyway
>tell myself its pointless
>try hard not to care
>but still end up catching feelings like a 7th grade pimple faced virgin
>can't stop thinking of her
>look forward to going to work just yo see her

I'm at the point of trying to change shifts so I don't see her.. I need these fucking feelings to go away because they will bring me nothing but pain

>>605567110
Once. Was too scary.

>>605567221
take up a hobby that involves interacting with people in person. you'd be surprised how easy it is to talk to people when you are focusing on a game or an activity. ice breaks you into learning how to talk to women

>>605566769
:(

27 is still young doe, imo.... i wouldnt lose my faith

>>605567091
i know,,,,, i always had VERY HIGH standards and back in the days i had quite a few very attractive GFs, even had a 4 yr relation with a 8-9 babe

but as i get older, i get uglier and more depreseed due to life happenings,,,,, that of course repels chicks

>been completely alone for 12+ years
FML

>>605561871
at least she's a lesbian..not nearly as painful as her being straight but you just not being good enough

>>605567372
go back to school man. so many people are eager to make friends in school. take up martial arts, go do jiu-jitsu or something. your body produces chemicals when you exercise that actually increase your enjoyment of life. keep moving, force it at first and then you'll see you don't feel lazy anymore

>>605567078
Oh..forgot to finish the line..sorry
>implying there are girls that interest in ME
>be me
>32yo virginfag
>never had female friend
>ofc no grill either
>4online relationships
>catfished twice
>dumped by the other two

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>>605563548
>mfw no one has told me this before and it makes perfect sense

Thanks anon

>>605568081
catfished?

>>605567315
Damn..missreplied..

>>605567162
I don't have any helioum shit and I feel liek just get it over with righ Have a shit ton ofzoplikon, is it possible toi unhero if I eat enough and how much do I need?

>>605566815
>wish someone had told me that earlier
I'm afraid it's one of those things some of us will only learn the hard way.

>>605566597

>I hope my life gets better soon

Man, you can't just place all your marbles on hope. You have to put work into it. It's not as easy as it sounds, obviously. But solely betting on hope is never a good idea because there's unlimited amount of possibilities out there that will either make you think your life is better or worse. Trying to identify what in your life is making you unhappy is the first step, then you have to actually work to fix those things if possible; like smoking, or being overweight, or addicted to psychoactive substances, bad habits, etc. Many people suffer from at least one of the above, but a lot of those people are able to change. It might not be easy, but it's worth it.

I

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I break it off with women as soon as I see the slightest indication of a problem, because I'm afraid of being hurt. I end it because then it's a controlled crash, which I'm controlling.

Today I broke up with my girlfriend of 8 months because I couldn't get ahold of her for a week while she was visiting family. I just assumed she had doubts about the relationship, so I broke it off. Turns out she had been sick.

I broke her heart for nothing.

>>605568230
They turned out to be hoodlum fags making a joke out of my virginfaggoty self

>>605568081

honestly that is rough. at that age you are pressed to put women on the forefront and you can't really do other shit and hope they come on the periphery. but still, focus on being the best you that you can be, and women will take interest.

don't focus on how unattractive you are or anything like that, because it will....make you unattractive. its really a self fulfilling prophecy

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>>605568328
Fotograt pic, I'm really no edgy cunt. I need your helt /b/ros how much do I need?

>>605568654
if you love her you can tell her about your fear and get together with her again. in most cases she can forgive you.

but that's a little crazy. you dumped 8 months because of 1 week of no contact? seems unfair

>>605561871
you were holding a lesbos hand? what a faggot lol

>>605568866
do you have any friends or family you can call. don't be stupid, call them and talk. get off the net and go be with people

>>605569229
I Tolz you I'm faggotry fuckinglevel of Being in love and I still love cuntlickincunt.

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>>605568392
> Trying to identify what in your life is making you unhappy is the first step
>being overweight
I've been getting >>>/fit/ ... lifting weights and doing cardio. Trying to get from 212lbs to 172-lbs by november.
> addicted to psychoactive substances
I never did recreational drugs, but I'm a mentalfag. I was on amphetamines, benzodiazepines and two antidepressants. I stopped taking all my meds last year so been pretty beat up. They made me worse in the long run. The benzos took me a really long time to get off of, was pretty hard. But, I did it.

I just keep trying and doing all these things people say will make me feel better, but I never do.

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>>605567372
>Sometimes I just wish I didnt wake up in the mornings.

Nah, man. That's a lie and you know it. Not trying to come off as harsh, but most people who want to commit suicide/just die already don't really want to be 6-feet under. They just want the pain to stop. Naturally, we know that death will end this pain.

Trust me man, I know that feel. It's not worth it.

>Be me
>Abusive father, physically sexually mentally left when I was 10
>Druggie alcoholic mom
>Mom attacks sister in one of her drug/alcohol induced rages and I stabbed her with a knife
>Avoid Jail
>Dad tries to get custody for a few years and fails
>Seeing him court mandated drives me into depression
>Cheated on in every relationship up to this point
>19 now
>Fell in love
> moved in with relationship of 2 years
>Gets cheated on again
>Tries moving back home but is told to gtfo
>Dependent on for my college=my future (My ride/ housing)
>No where else to go
>took all my money from work
>Attacked physically every other day
>Lost job two weeks ago
>In love but to a breaking point

>Contemplating suicide
(Tried a couple times before but never succeeded Dunno how im not dead)

People have it worse but having a future as a hobo looks pretty fucking shitty to me, I'd rather be dead.

>>605569423
I aldreay have, I don' t just want to end it becouse I got burnt. But. Louisiana My last sunshine was the dripp I could take.

Nos can some pleasure hemo me dolde this shit befor My ex come home.

Yes I live. With My who Dickens my crush.

>>605566072

I agree. The only way that I can see that happening after 8-years is if the other person also liked them but never said anything either.

>>605567372

Dude you're a fucking loser. Nothing in your life is going to happen unless you go out and get it. You're not going to get a job by sitting around and masturbating. A girl is not going to just waltz into your bedroom and suck your dick. Jesus stop being a pussy and do something. Why would a woman want to be with you? YOu have nothing to offer.

>>605569771
how do you know you are/were being cheated on?

>>605569518
Don't make "feeling better" your goal. You are a man. Your goal is to accomplish some shit. That's where a man derives his sense of self-worth. How you feel doesn't matter. No one cares about how a man feels. What you DO is all that counts.

Lose the weight. Good for you. Get out and do some more shit. The more you accomplish the greater your sense of self-worth will be. As that increases guess what? One day you'll wake up and realize you feel better.

>>605569771
The fact that your on /b/ just shows your a lazy fucking loser.. You should be out making a life for yourself

>>605569628
But how can I make the pain stop dude. I feel like I have no purpose in life. Nobody cares about me. Im alone all the time. Its like im already dead.

>>605570240
Thanks man. Working on it. First the drugs, now the weight/getting fit, hoping that should increase my self-image. Then in the meantime been trying to get my head going and get back to working, but has been hard with the fallout from all the meds (only been off two months). Hard because there really isn't a guide... I keep fighting though.

>>605570081
THIS. I keep telling people this.. YOU HAVE TO FUCKING GRIND. life doesn't just fall in your lap. You have to work every fucking day. and its a fucking bitch.. When I'm working hard and doing well I get all the perks. The women, the money, the happiness.. People need to stop bitching and go out and do something about it

>>605570267
I mean you could kill yourself. But then again you could just close your browser, go for a jog, make a plan to follow a dream, and then go do that shit.

Make your own purpose. Stop moping

>>605570267
>I feel like I have no purpose in life. Nobody cares about me.
You have to make your own purpose in life. Until then no one will care about you. Stop putting all your focus on your "pain", and get busy doing some shit.

>>605570148
I either found proof or was told later on

>>605569518

Dude, the good feels will come. That's amazing you were able to get off of those. I've seen what benzos and other drugs can do to people, it isn't pretty. I hear that once people start forming a serious addiction most die while still abusing.

You'll look back on quitting those someday and realize it was one of the best decisions of your life.

Good luck in losing weight, too. I'm trying the same. We can do it man. You can do it.

Good feels aren't instant, they can take a long time to develop. Keep pushing.

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>>605570722
>>605570581

>>605561871
get over yourself you pathetic worm. you didnt get friendzoned. she doesn't even fucking like dicks.

>>605570266
I have an interview at a store on Wednesday but I'm not trying to work there for the rest of my life on minimum wage.

>>605569771
you're a fucking pussy you deserve to be homeless for being such a fucking baby.
>hurr durr I'm such a victim I've been wronged my whole life that's why I'm a loser

>>605570904
well that fucking sucks. sounds like you should move to a completely new place entirely. fuck your family, they all suck

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>be me
>girl I liked just lost her V card drunk
>already to depressed
>taking antidepressants
>make things way worse
man things are getting fucked but I have a story to tell sorry first actual greentext.
>me
> high school
>really bad anxiety
>meet this 10/10 hottest girl
>buddy was hitting on her hard
>passes it on to me
>shes way to depressed brings me into drugs and drinking
>end up almost drinking myself off a bridge
>one time I took enough amps to hallucinate that i needed to kill myself
>I cheat/makeout with someone else
>she says its okay
>was madly in love
>used to talk to her erryday
>we break up
>It gets worse
>later accidentally overdose
I made it out fine.Started to workout erryday. Eat healthy. go out more. But now i feel just as bad as I did before might just be an hero.

>>605571063
dude.. I was exactly the same.. I went back to school. got a diploma.. Worked my ass off to start my own business and create a better life for myself.. getting a job at a store is literally getting you no where..

>be me
>17
>virgin
>i cry everytime

>>605571276
?
Just sharing what's lead me up to this point.

>>605570918
Thanks, Anon. I'll keep pushing. Good luck with your weight loss too.

>>605571313
lol kill yourself faggot.. That story is literally every high schoolers story. stop feeling special

>>605563548
Solid Advise.

>>605570495
>Hard because there really isn't a guide...
There is no guide. Fortunately many paths lead to your better life. You just have to get onto one of them. You're already realizing that getting active doing shit is the key.

You could take someone with no mental issues whatsoever and make them crazy by forcing them to sit around doing nothing for a year or two. By the same token there are plenty of borderline crazy people out there doing just fine in the world because they keep active enough that their crazy doesn't have the chance to take over their lives.

Accomplishing shit is what keeps you from being depressed, and makes you feel good about yourself.

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>>605561871
>Be me
>browsing /b/ because there's nothing better to do
>remember I have an old DeviantArt account
>decide to log in and check it out because why not
>3,065 messages
>jesus christ
>open mail out of curiosity
>furry shit
>autistic furry shit everywhere
>instantly remember I used to be a furry piece of shit before finding 4chan
>mfw

>>605571376
I'm just trying to find a way to keep paying for college, I want to graduate and get out of this hole I'm in right now..

I'm just gonna make this short because I'm not gonna type it all out but you people need to stop bitching. you don't have it bad

>met a girl when I was 18
>thought I was in love
>did a bunch of H with her
>we got clean and moved in together
>had a kid
>broke up and she started slipping
>one day I go to pick up my daughter
>she wouldn't pick up phone
>go to her house and found her dead in the bathroom from an overdose
>my kid had died from asphyxiation from throwing up in her sleep cause her mom was so fucked up on down

So go fuck yourself you fucking pussies

>>605561871
it is actually pretty sexy

>>605572163
I know a guy who lost his daughter to a heroin fuckup, except it was his fuckup, not his ex's. Dude was never really right after that. In and out of jail, never held a job - all that shit. Still used last time I saw him, which was years ago.

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>>605571839
A similar thing happened to me recently but with ponies.
I've never felt so much shame. Spent the rest of the day clearing out that shit.

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>>605562903
1 more until you're a wizard!

>>605573040
thankfully for me it worked out like this:
>was into ponies
>kept powerlevel hidden
>no shame today

>>605563410
That's not sad. That's rather uplifting actually.

>>605564556
It isn't like anything else, it can be amazing but it can also be terrible

>>605571501
>be me
>20
>virgin
>close to crying

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>deal with alot of shit, dead died suddenly and a bunch of other stuff
>get only a few days off work to deal with things
>live life lonely for a couple years, party hard and stupid shit to get out
>start drinking heavily and smoking cigars
>meet girl in college in the bar
>love eachother, want to get married someday
>quit smoking, drinking, all my stupid shit for her
>did literally anything for her
>finally get my diploma, she goes "so you just make more money now, cool"
>hit me hard because me passing is one of the few things to go right in the last few years
>quits talking to me for a few days out of nowhere
>get long ass text message, wants to break up suddenly. says its not my fault
>i just reply "i wish you the best", kinda bitter after for not getting a reason for leaving me
>back to being a decent guy with a good job but lonely

>>605562966
Eye crie erry tym