Joe: I can assure you that women who claim blacks do not excite

Ha ha ha terrible attempt to troll.

My ex was physically sick in a club when one tried to hold her hand.

She hit him with a bottle and fucked his eye up.

>>605510012
Because it was five fucking hours long!
Fuck that overrated shit.
She shoots the Swede in the end.

>>605510252
What did you make of that ending?

>>605510012

I'm a woman. The thought of being with a black man makes me sick to my stomach. Not even kidding. You can keep your ooga boogas to yourself.

>>605510504
femanon here also. to add onto this, they reek and smell even after showers. no thanks to niggers.

>>605510504
You think Trier was trolling his audience?

>>605510012
I have, I saw the two of them in theaters. Why have you only just seen them OP?

>>605510695

I don't know, I haven't seen the movie, but the quote from the movie couldn't be any more false. I know a lot of women like myself who feel just like I do. What is with these kike filmmakers pushing interracial sex? Fucking gross no thank you.

>>605510688

Yup! Smelly, loud, dumb, and disgusting.

>>605511072
>>605510688
>>605510504

I don't like interracial, but that's just because I'm racist. Not proud of it though.

Samefag?

>>605511353

No, not samefag. I wish we had id's again. I'm >>605511072
>>605510504

I don't even think I'm racist. I have no problem with black people, but the thought of being with one sexually or romantically is frankly disgusting. Of course I don't tell people this irl because I wouldn't fit in with the kind of people around me.

>>605510504
>>605510688

tits or gtfo

File: mytits2.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>605511649

Sure why not

File: me.jpg (82KB, 422x750px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 422x750px

>>605511649
if the other girl did it, sure.

>>605511731
How about both tits?

>>605511731
>>605512163
no timestamp means the photos are not you.

>>605512449
i post timestamp, you'd cry photoshop. post cock then, bitch

>>605510012
because that pic imply's a gay threesome

>>605511731
Hey I know those tits!

>>605512530
thats not how the rule goes, cunt

>>605512449

Am I really going to make a timestamp for you fags? Do I have to?

>>605512577

Lol yes, I am pizzachan.

oreo?

>>605512647
no, no one cares.

>>605512910

k bye

File: 1426583821825.jpg (26KB, 500x441px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 500x441px

>>605510504
OP got rekt

File: Choke.jpg (121KB, 625x938px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 625x938px

>>605510695
Lars von Trier movies have become a visual nightmare of his desire to fuck himself.
It's all shit. It's high level shit which means it's often still worth watching, but nonetheless he produces high-end fecies, circling around fears and desires that have completely lost touch with the world, and even though much of his output is glowing very brightly, it does not leave an echo as did his early masterpieces. Exactly this is what ruins all of his overrated late movies like Antichrist and especially Nymphomania: infantile shockers with a mere collection of "did he really do that?" moments. I wouldn't even be surprised if he found his topics on /b/... I see a group of screen writer interns that foster all the topics here: black schlong superiority, female slut drive, submissive mache alles dudes, gore...

I predict his next movie will be about pics of suicidal trannies someone promised not to share, with a weird sexual twist involving dubs.

>mfw this would be his actual masterpiece

>>605510504

but just think of that big black cock sliding in and out of you, the contrast, the girth...

Was a really well done movie and just showed that an addiction to sex is just as bad as anything else.

I said they treat me like a slave, cause' me black
Woi, we feel a whole heap of pain, cause we black
And man a say they put me in a chain, cause we black
Imagine now, big gold chain full of rocks
How you no see the whip, left scars pon' me back
But now we have a big whip, parked pon' the block
All them say we doomed from the start, cause we black
Remember this, every race start from the black, just remember that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AhXSoKa8xw

>>605510012
Femanon here. I like penis and girly things. Oh and My boobs are huge. Tee hee. Buy me things.

>>605513442
correcto

File: 1418894858793.jpg (28KB, 378x700px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 378x700px

>>605513853
Lars von Trier detected

>>605513623

Large penises being desirable is a fucking myth. My last boyfriend (white guy) was hung like a horse. It hurt like hell! We hardly ever had sex because it was simply too painful for me and not enjoyable. It was one of the main reasons he broke up with me actually.

File: 1421130904539.gif (4MB, 389x400px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 389x400px

>>605513978
or maybe you're just a frigid bitch with a dry pussy

I have an above avrage penis 17-18cm depending on how turned im on, and I hate it.

I prefer smaller girls as I'm not too tall myself, so sex isn't too enjoyable for me. I can't go balls deep or loose controll of how deep I'm going or I'm doing to hurt my partner and it won't be pleasent.

Don't get tricked by porn girl. Big dicks are not that fun when they are inside you. It's good for show, it turns you on, but a smaller penis will do more pleasure.

>>605514469

Thanks for the input nigger. Did you get your welfare check yet?

my gf's ex had an or inch or two over me, but I make her come more and don't hurt her. he also got shot, so… it's kinda hard to be jealous or mad about dicks anymore (he wasn't black btw)

>>605513442

I'm not convinced, I think you might just be jelly a bitty.

>>605514853
Watermelon!

Sure are a lot of really scared, insecure dudes pretending to be women ITT!

>>605515343

makes a difference from them pretending to be niggers

>>605515343

Holy shit I want to take a timestamp pic just to shut your fat face.

>>605510012
She doesn't even fuck the niggers

>>605515701

Thank god.

>>605514469
Every time I see that gif, it looks like Zack Efron with a nice set of tits.

>>605515634
so fucking DO it whore.

>>605510488
I don't count the last minute as a part of this film. I supressed it from my memory. Last time someone asked about the ending I didn't know what they were talking about, took me a few minutes to recall that "oh, yeah, that big FUCK YOU, AUDIENCE, I'M AN EDGY FAGGOT was also in the film".

If you show it to a friend, just cut it short before the nonsense starts.

Lol it's like one 14 year old dude making all these posts. Butt hurt?

>>605515918

Can someone spoil the ending for me? I'm never going to watch the movie I'm just curious.

>>605511353
i dont mind it, my dick does tho, cant get hard for a black chick...

>>605516035
old man who finds her at the start is a virgin, listens to her horrible sad life story then says good night and lets her sleep. walks in shortly after, tries to rape her, she shoots him and runs out

>>605516202

Lol what the hell.

Here is the simple truth - You don't need a bigger dick. You just need a smaller girlfriend. Let the Nigs have all the fat ugly ones. No one wants them anyway.

>>605516202
What I got from it, is that he isn't really a virgin (or at least not asexual, as he claims to be), but just played the waiting game. I think both movies are a build-up to represent the nice-guy act, and the ending is the way he truely feels. You can actually compare Seligman with a lot of people posted in cringe-threads. Claiming they're the nice guy, but in the end, all the want is pussy too. I thought it to be a rather fitting ending.

>>605514910
nobody pays attention to the cautionary tale of the whole thread. Guy has bigger dick but girlfriend is just heartbroken that he's dead, so being jelly over it would just be the pettiest shit.. you're alive and you have her, his dick shrivelled in the earth buried

>>605516318
his excuse is "what, you've sucked 1000 dicks, what's one more?" and she reaches into her jacket and fires the gun that jammed originally cause she didnt know about the safety; he told her earlier.

>>605516547
I think he was a virgin, because really, she PROBABLY would've fucked him had he played his cards right, but not "let me rape her, this seems the best way".

>>605516202
That's so stupid, it could of just ended.

>>605516760
Well, you could be right, but I think we can both agree he probably lied about being asexual (as I can not see him trying to rape her being an experiment of his)

File: image.jpg (2MB, 850x7691px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 850x7691px

>>A woman who gets off on being literally beaten to a pulp
>>A woman who gets wet over her dead father's corpse
>>A woman who left her baby to go get gang banged knowing that if she did she would never see the kid again

That woman? That is the women you're turning to for insight into what women really want?

>>605510012
That's a fucking boring depressing movie anon

>>605516914
Yeah, he wasn't asexual; dude just spaghetti'd everywhere with women and figured she'd fuck him cause she was a nympho.

>>605517054
Sorry, life isn't all Disney and rainbows, anon.

>>605514469
>>605515816
Looks like Kristen Bell

File: homie quin.jpg (2MB, 4912x7360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4912x7360px

>>605514853
you're welcome, I actually forgot but thank you for reminding me. I would like to show you my gratitude and suggest that you would buy some lube.

File: Wut1.jpg (22KB, 293x274px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 293x274px

>>605517178
>Life

>Movie

>>605510012
It's rated 1 star on netflix

>>605517366
>letting others judge your taste in movies

>>605516202
>>605516547
>>605516594
>>605516760
>>605516802
But it was 100% out of character. It's not like there were any clues that he was some beta-cringe guy. You don't do that shit in a movie. It's retarded. You don't end Rocky III with Rocky and Clubber going fishing together. You just don't. Hurr durr, I am director, I tricked you, trolololo. Fuck that guy. It was otherwise a pretty decent film.

>>605517583
Not really. Imagine you're some cringe retard who just brought in the bowl of eggs girl, and she tells you how much she LOVES cock and being fucked, basically gave up her kid to go have some dude BDSM her, etc.

5+ hours of this and you're like "haha that sucks..." while hiding your erection, and she goes to sleep. You're left alone with your thoughts and go "fuck it, let's do this".

Trust me, this isn't above /b/ to do that shit, let alone some forever alone guy. Stranger things have happened.

>>605510012
Because everything made by Lars Von Trier is overrated shit.

>>605517583
It wasn't necessarily completely out of character. Again, if you view Seligman is being one of those people posted in a cringe-thread, he actually becomes a true to life kind of character. He's doing his best to show interest, perhaps even feign it, and he's lying to her to get what he wants. Ofcourse you don't notice this during the movie, because Von Trier didn't want you to notice.
Also, you can't really compare Von Trier's work with movies like Rocky. I don't know if you're very familiar with his work, but he tends to do stuff like that.

Considering that their dicks are not bigger than whites, its obvious that the only women who are into niggers are those who are also into dogs and horses. Its all about the animalistic behaviour. They want to be fucked by a wild savage animal, not a fellow human.
>oh i would love to make gentle love to this black person
or
>dayumn i want that nigger dick hard
If fucking horses were legal niggerfuckers would be all over that shit.

>>605514853
>thinks that everyone who isn't white is a nigger

File: nig.jpg (26KB, 446x336px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 446x336px

>>605517302

>>605518171
Except they are. Master race reporting in, slaves.

ITT: bad ass femanons setting all the neckbeards straight.

File: 1322561176231.jpg (68KB, 692x766px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 692x766px

>>605516928
Nice image. Funny how anyone would assume that the small statue was meant to represent an actual human or something, when there's no way anyone could have been a fatass back then when it was made. Likely some fetishists carved it and accentuated the bits they'd like to ram their cocks into. I don't think that in those days anyone could have imagined that a living human could become such a grotesque caricature.

>>605516928
What's the source for the statue with the silk covering her chest?

Lars Von Trier is prime example of shit movies having eupheisms labeled under the theme of controversial art.
He hasn't made one good movie - ever.

File: 1426630930252.jpg (47KB, 638x282px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 638x282px

>>605518294

>>605518722
oh look, a white girl fucking antique farm equipment

>>605518078
Look, I'm not expecting anything like Rocky, I know his films. I don't think as highly of him as he himself does, but I like his films. However, this part

>you don't notice this during the movie, because Von Trier didn't want you to notice

is the retarded part. You don't do that. You show small signs at least. Something. Otherwise it's as retarded as, say, Disney's Snowhite actually being a horror film where she butchers everyone in the last 20 seconds of the film. You just wouldn't see it coming because the director was so smart and "edgy". No. Just no. When you do that, you waste the first 99% of the film. It's just silly.

>>605518645
crop it out and google it
it will be fun

File: 560423278.gif (1024KB, 260x146px) Image search: [Google]

1024KB, 260x146px

I thinly OP is mad she can't attract a negro

Training manages monkeys hun iodyjo efilec

File: Pissinmyass.jpg (163KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 720x1280px

Sorry I'm late :3

All these posts are me.
>>605510504
>>605511072
>>605511523
>>605511731
>>605512647
>>605513978
>>605514853
>>605515634
>>605516035

Hitler did nothing wrong, hang all nigger kike dykes, cum in my ass, bring back Anthony Cumia!

>>605518886
keep crying bitch nigga

>>605519358
Sieg Heil.

Here listen to these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXx1qCIgQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXb5L32hcmQ

>>605519236
Thats all well and good except im on my fucking phone, when did people become so complacent to answer a simple question

I don't get it.

Why is this still a thing cucks and blacks cling to, even though all the studies say that white men are the most wanted and black men are the least?

I don't dislike anyone because they're black, but it's a literal fact that white men get the most positive feed back.

And who the fuck is Joe?

>>605519067
So explain me why he can't do that? I get where you're coming from, I have a professional bachelor in Film and write scripts, so I'd never do something like that myself, but that's only because I know my shit wouldn't get sold if I did that. Von Trier is known for (ab)using the shock effect in his movies, so when I saw Nymphomaniac's ending, I wasn't very surprised. I have to admit, I was disappointed at first, but after thinking about the whole story for a while, it dawned on me that there were clues.
The fact the he claims to be asexual in the second part, as opposed to the first part, is Seligman's way to make Joe trust him.
She feels empowered, knowing that she's the only one there able to talk about sex and not having to fear his reaction. Maybe Von Trier didn't give it away throughout the four hours before, but again, I thought it to be a fitting ending to his type of movies.

>>605519649
since i dont know the answer i gave you a simple way to find it yourself, no need to be upset ;)

>>605520481
>2015
>"art"
shieet

>>605519358

>>605519742
It's not that he can't, it's that mankind has had enough time to figure out what is good storytelling and what isn't. Even a kid can tell that if you arbitrarilly end any story with "And then they all fuck eachother in the ass" and leave it at that, you're shit at telling stories. Not that this is exactly what Lars did, just making a point. He already has a distinct style, I don't see why the need to push it. I felt that he was trying too hard with that ending.

>>605520481

Before anyone says anything all the sex scenes involving genitals and penetration were done in cg. Source: imdb

File: onphone.jpg (18KB, 557x404px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 557x404px

If someone was taking the picture, then who was phone?

>>605521028
why even attempt to spread such a stupid fucking rumor?

>>605520481
I like how this come from a country where they also have commercials about how great interracial sex is for women.

>>605521173

No, really. Go look.

>>605521028
Her toes are curling. No cg. She's enjoying it.

>>605521354

Nigger go look on imdb. It's well known that it was all digital compositions of porn actors. Real actors don't fuck on camera dipshit. Look it up.

>>605521354
She's a Nymphomaniac in the movie.... The kind that rubs her clit bloody because she can't stop.

>>605521488
It was cheaper to do real sex. Most foreign films will have real sex.

Of course this would come out of a country where women only want black men

>>605521173
>>605521354
The head and the body in that scene are two different women glued together with CGI. They used porn doubles and fake dicks in the film.

Omg lazy niggers

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=nymphomaniac+sex+scenes

kill yourselves

>>605520481
so hardcore interspecial porn is now acceptable normal cinema?

thanks again jews.
What comes next?

and you believed?

File: Nymphomaniac_poster.jpg (12KB, 220x326px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 220x326px

>>605519742
>>605520877
Just remembered the poster. Maybe you're right. He just bait.

>>605521911
>>605521784

>>605521911
It's actually the swedes. Their women can't get enough of niggers.

>>605510504
You're wife tier. Niggers are disgusting sub human parasites. The homo welfarus species is a blight on society and they should all be skinned alive to save us from their disgusting shit skin stink.

>>605521120
The police

>>605522162

My fucking sides. Every. Single. Time.

>>605522250
youtube.com/watch?v=-jcojxeMibA

>>605522248
This. They can't function in society and don't contribute. There's a reason slavery was used; they're only useful as work mules.

White women can fuck them all they want, at the end of the day, they won't be supporting them in the end; whites will.

>>605521331
souza

>>605519358
just started hormone therapy>?

>>605510012
because the movie is terrible

File: Oreo.jpg (89KB, 645x436px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 645x436px

Like oreo!!