Joe: I can assure you that women who claim blacks do not excite them are lying.
Why haven't you seen Nymphomaniac yet /b/?
I don't know, I haven't seen the movie, but the quote from the movie couldn't be any more false. I know a lot of women like myself who feel just like I do. What is with these kike filmmakers pushing interracial sex? Fucking gross no thank you.
Yup! Smelly, loud, dumb, and disgusting.
No, not samefag. I wish we had id's again. I'm >>605511072
I don't even think I'm racist. I have no problem with black people, but the thought of being with one sexually or romantically is frankly disgusting. Of course I don't tell people this irl because I wouldn't fit in with the kind of people around me.
Lars von Trier movies have become a visual nightmare of his desire to fuck himself.
It's all shit. It's high level shit which means it's often still worth watching, but nonetheless he produces high-end fecies, circling around fears and desires that have completely lost touch with the world, and even though much of his output is glowing very brightly, it does not leave an echo as did his early masterpieces. Exactly this is what ruins all of his overrated late movies like Antichrist and especially Nymphomania: infantile shockers with a mere collection of "did he really do that?" moments. I wouldn't even be surprised if he found his topics on /b/... I see a group of screen writer interns that foster all the topics here: black schlong superiority, female slut drive, submissive mache alles dudes, gore...
I predict his next movie will be about pics of suicidal trannies someone promised not to share, with a weird sexual twist involving dubs.
>mfw this would be his actual masterpiece
I said they treat me like a slave, cause' me black
Woi, we feel a whole heap of pain, cause we black
And man a say they put me in a chain, cause we black
Imagine now, big gold chain full of rocks
How you no see the whip, left scars pon' me back
But now we have a big whip, parked pon' the block
All them say we doomed from the start, cause we black
Remember this, every race start from the black, just remember that
Large penises being desirable is a fucking myth. My last boyfriend (white guy) was hung like a horse. It hurt like hell! We hardly ever had sex because it was simply too painful for me and not enjoyable. It was one of the main reasons he broke up with me actually.
or maybe you're just a frigid bitch with a dry pussy
I have an above avrage penis 17-18cm depending on how turned im on, and I hate it.
I prefer smaller girls as I'm not too tall myself, so sex isn't too enjoyable for me. I can't go balls deep or loose controll of how deep I'm going or I'm doing to hurt my partner and it won't be pleasent.
Don't get tricked by porn girl. Big dicks are not that fun when they are inside you. It's good for show, it turns you on, but a smaller penis will do more pleasure.
my gf's ex had an or inch or two over me, but I make her come more and don't hurt her. he also got shot, so… it's kinda hard to be jealous or mad about dicks anymore (he wasn't black btw)
I don't count the last minute as a part of this film. I supressed it from my memory. Last time someone asked about the ending I didn't know what they were talking about, took me a few minutes to recall that "oh, yeah, that big FUCK YOU, AUDIENCE, I'M AN EDGY FAGGOT was also in the film".
If you show it to a friend, just cut it short before the nonsense starts.
old man who finds her at the start is a virgin, listens to her horrible sad life story then says good night and lets her sleep. walks in shortly after, tries to rape her, she shoots him and runs out
What I got from it, is that he isn't really a virgin (or at least not asexual, as he claims to be), but just played the waiting game. I think both movies are a build-up to represent the nice-guy act, and the ending is the way he truely feels. You can actually compare Seligman with a lot of people posted in cringe-threads. Claiming they're the nice guy, but in the end, all the want is pussy too. I thought it to be a rather fitting ending.
nobody pays attention to the cautionary tale of the whole thread. Guy has bigger dick but girlfriend is just heartbroken that he's dead, so being jelly over it would just be the pettiest shit.. you're alive and you have her, his dick shrivelled in the earth buried
his excuse is "what, you've sucked 1000 dicks, what's one more?" and she reaches into her jacket and fires the gun that jammed originally cause she didnt know about the safety; he told her earlier.
>>A woman who gets off on being literally beaten to a pulp
>>A woman who gets wet over her dead father's corpse
>>A woman who left her baby to go get gang banged knowing that if she did she would never see the kid again
That woman? That is the women you're turning to for insight into what women really want?
you're welcome, I actually forgot but thank you for reminding me. I would like to show you my gratitude and suggest that you would buy some lube.
But it was 100% out of character. It's not like there were any clues that he was some beta-cringe guy. You don't do that shit in a movie. It's retarded. You don't end Rocky III with Rocky and Clubber going fishing together. You just don't. Hurr durr, I am director, I tricked you, trolololo. Fuck that guy. It was otherwise a pretty decent film.
Not really. Imagine you're some cringe retard who just brought in the bowl of eggs girl, and she tells you how much she LOVES cock and being fucked, basically gave up her kid to go have some dude BDSM her, etc.
5+ hours of this and you're like "haha that sucks..." while hiding your erection, and she goes to sleep. You're left alone with your thoughts and go "fuck it, let's do this".
Trust me, this isn't above /b/ to do that shit, let alone some forever alone guy. Stranger things have happened.
It wasn't necessarily completely out of character. Again, if you view Seligman is being one of those people posted in a cringe-thread, he actually becomes a true to life kind of character. He's doing his best to show interest, perhaps even feign it, and he's lying to her to get what he wants. Ofcourse you don't notice this during the movie, because Von Trier didn't want you to notice.
Also, you can't really compare Von Trier's work with movies like Rocky. I don't know if you're very familiar with his work, but he tends to do stuff like that.
Considering that their dicks are not bigger than whites, its obvious that the only women who are into niggers are those who are also into dogs and horses. Its all about the animalistic behaviour. They want to be fucked by a wild savage animal, not a fellow human.
>oh i would love to make gentle love to this black person
>dayumn i want that nigger dick hard
If fucking horses were legal niggerfuckers would be all over that shit.
Nice image. Funny how anyone would assume that the small statue was meant to represent an actual human or something, when there's no way anyone could have been a fatass back then when it was made. Likely some fetishists carved it and accentuated the bits they'd like to ram their cocks into. I don't think that in those days anyone could have imagined that a living human could become such a grotesque caricature.
Look, I'm not expecting anything like Rocky, I know his films. I don't think as highly of him as he himself does, but I like his films. However, this part
>you don't notice this during the movie, because Von Trier didn't want you to notice
is the retarded part. You don't do that. You show small signs at least. Something. Otherwise it's as retarded as, say, Disney's Snowhite actually being a horror film where she butchers everyone in the last 20 seconds of the film. You just wouldn't see it coming because the director was so smart and "edgy". No. Just no. When you do that, you waste the first 99% of the film. It's just silly.
I thinly OP is mad she can't attract a negro
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All these posts are me.
Hitler did nothing wrong, hang all nigger kike dykes, cum in my ass, bring back Anthony Cumia!
I don't get it.
Why is this still a thing cucks and blacks cling to, even though all the studies say that white men are the most wanted and black men are the least?
I don't dislike anyone because they're black, but it's a literal fact that white men get the most positive feed back.
And who the fuck is Joe?
So explain me why he can't do that? I get where you're coming from, I have a professional bachelor in Film and write scripts, so I'd never do something like that myself, but that's only because I know my shit wouldn't get sold if I did that. Von Trier is known for (ab)using the shock effect in his movies, so when I saw Nymphomaniac's ending, I wasn't very surprised. I have to admit, I was disappointed at first, but after thinking about the whole story for a while, it dawned on me that there were clues.
The fact the he claims to be asexual in the second part, as opposed to the first part, is Seligman's way to make Joe trust him.
She feels empowered, knowing that she's the only one there able to talk about sex and not having to fear his reaction. Maybe Von Trier didn't give it away throughout the four hours before, but again, I thought it to be a fitting ending to his type of movies.
It's not that he can't, it's that mankind has had enough time to figure out what is good storytelling and what isn't. Even a kid can tell that if you arbitrarilly end any story with "And then they all fuck eachother in the ass" and leave it at that, you're shit at telling stories. Not that this is exactly what Lars did, just making a point. He already has a distinct style, I don't see why the need to push it. I felt that he was trying too hard with that ending.
If someone was taking the picture, then who was phone?
Just remembered the poster. Maybe you're right. He just bait.
You're wife tier. Niggers are disgusting sub human parasites. The homo welfarus species is a blight on society and they should all be skinned alive to save us from their disgusting shit skin stink.
This. They can't function in society and don't contribute. There's a reason slavery was used; they're only useful as work mules.
White women can fuck them all they want, at the end of the day, they won't be supporting them in the end; whites will.