NZ/New Zealand thread.

Dunnners signing in

P North.

anyone around got some spare concert or rit that they wouldn't mind parting with in exchange for some $

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Hello, boys!

>anyone selling weed in Tauranga

>>605480718
Where you are?

Why isnt idbro even back?

>>605480436
Bluff hill, Napier reporting in

>>605480980
Fancy boy.

>>605481070
Yet we meet again

>>605480922
>>>605480718 (You)
dunedin north

>>605481400
Sorry, I got dex but in the North Island.

>>605482207
all g bro, anyone else selling in dunedin?

Can feel the cold creeping in now, aye boys?

Auckland fag yo

WEST

IS

BEST

>>605483828
There's a lot of people from Auckland that post here.

Which one are you saying hi to specifically?

>>605480844
i need to talk

Aiiii hendo

>>605484117
Talk to the board because the anons are listening.

>>605484265
WILL YOU LISTEN?

>>605484313
What?

>>605484466
hear me out...

I too am from the land of auck. We always talk about an auckland meetup but it never happens.

westie bestie

>>605484606
THANK YOU LE GLASSES MAN

ARE YOU LISTENING?

why would anyone want to meet you sad cunts

>>605484564
I can't hear you

>>605485220
i don't want to shout :/

I was at the same school as Kane Williamson.

AMA.

>>605485313
thought on this guy>>605480844?

I want something interesting to happen in this thread.
Prove to me that NZ is not a boring shithole country which I think it is.

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>>605485506

Chch fag reporting in. Who's keeps shitting the pools? Had the instant feeling it was a /b/tard.

no IDs is the best thing that happened to these threads

and it only took a year of constant questioning

>>605485676
You want something interesting to happen in this thread?

Alright, leave.

>>605485676
nah, i don't want to prove shit to you

i'm the most intHEResting person here

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So wheres the north shore weed at?

>>605486234
Gore.

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

>>605486385
No it's not.

>tfw the only hook up I have sells half a gram for $50...

>>605486645
Yes it is.

>>605486819
Peter Dunne says otherwise.

THIS IS NOW A GAY THREAD.

>>605487142
That's a joke, all NZ threads are gay threads.

>>605486962
never mind that, are you gonna listen to my problem?

>>605486645
holy shit. thats low...

>>605487238
Yes.

GO
O
N

>>605487546
so there's this new album that leaked and i can't decide what album title to tag it under on last.fm

and i can't listen to it without doing so

>>605487530
I know, it's fucking disgusting.

I want to made tinctures but it'd fucking break the bank at those prices.

<guy from rotorua posted ages ago that he was looking for weed
<asked how much, says he wants an O
>"Meet me at the Pak n Save car park now"
>Gets 0

Farrk

>>605487806
You have to tag it under something other than it's name?

>btw I'm having sushi tomorrow.

>>605487992
no, both names are right, but one is more right

i want to use the more right one, but i won't be able to tell until more people listen to the album

i want to listen to it in the now tho

fml

>>605488346
Have the courage to belieber in yourself, ok?

>>605488478
yea haha... :/

thanks for listening tho

Any weed in aucks ?

>>605480436
palmy fag still out of weed and insomniac as fuck

Rtwiufyb.

>>605488634
What's the two title options?

>>605488731
>and insomniac as fuck
Sucks, aye?

Nothing better than an indica to help you drift off.

>>605488762
>I Don't Like S**t, I Don't Go Outside: An Album by Earl Sweatshirt
>I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside

anyone from massey?

>>605489045
Yea. Initials of your name?

>>605488973
I think you now which one.

>>605489203
F A G

fuck last.fm too tho

>tfw still get sudden strong impulses to rest your plays

>>605489203
nb, you?

>>605489410
cc

>>605489606
you still at school?

GG

>>605489238
THINKING IS NOT ENOUGH

I MUST KNOW

>>605489923
I Don't like Shit, I Don't Go Outside

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here cunts have sum titties

We need a NZ nude thread up in this bitch

>>605490148
we need to know wea the weed at

>Don't like dad
>Stop talking with him
>Great
>Now he's trying to get back in contact
>Using my little sisters as a means to try
>Not impressed at all

Fuck, I knew it was about to get awkward as fuck after my aunty died. I am not prepared for this.

>>605490085
but wikipedia uses "I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside: An Album By Earl Sweatshirt"

>>605490148
start up if you have any

>>605490276
is your sister a qt?

:3

>>605490278
You are your own person, you are not wikipedia.

Not yet.

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>>605490276
Why don't you like him?

>>605490350
Yes.

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>>605490148

>>605490279
I have tried before but turns out everyone is a fucking comedian and posts sheep vag.

>>605490400
tell them i said hi~

>>605490529
i've got a few from west auckland so starter up

>>605490649
>I've got a few

start it up yourself then. It's not fuckin hard

man, these threads are way more comfy when you don't have to post images...

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>>605490885

>>605491076
why are you replying to me, my man?

Is the dude with gmail eric cartman still round and still want to trade nudes? Goes for anyone else too
[email protected]

>>605484151
Ayyyyyyyyyy :^)

New Zealand is great. All of the kangaroos and koalas are soooooooooo coooooooooooooooooool.

>>605491137
wrong button, meant for guy above

>>605490366
Long story but I don't like him, don't like being around him, etc, so don't want anything to do with him.

>>605490562
Hi.

>>605491278
that moment you find out there are actually wallabies in NZ

>>605491385
I know the feel about not liking your dad. I wish I could have nothing to do with him most days.

>>605491385
do you talk about boys with them?

do you talk about me :3

>>605480937
stop this meme

100

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Nz Nudes thread up

Dunedin reporting, what should I have for dinner?
Also UP THE BLACK CAPS

>>605491502
What infuriates me is he's going through my little sisters and that's out of line especially as he used to have a go at them when they'd mention me around him.

>>605491608
Yes I talk about boys with my sisters.

I tell them to hook up with white boys and have babies. Youngest wants three, trying to get her to have at least five.

They are both good looking so I'm going to have to make sure they only get with top tier boys.

>>605492085
i'm a top tier boy

introduce me

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>>605492085
Well if your dads going through your sisters, he's a spineless cunt.

>>605492287
Ok.

How? With words or pictures?

>>605492303
Yeah, it's hard to explain but not everyone sees him how he is.

I was fat as for a few years and he was disgusted as by it but didn't actually do anything to help or motivate me, would just make fucking nasty remarks and shit.

I'm not a teenager anymore, though, so it'll be interesting to see what happens. I'm a fucking cunt and haven't been one to him yet, in spite of it all, so we'll see.

>>605491999
Looks like ellen taylor

>>605491999
damn that's nice

>>605492865
can't use pics. my dick pic game isn't strong

>tfw a v e r a g e

>>605493340
Mate, my sisters are 15 and 13.

They don't need dick pics even if the pics are of your tiny spring roll.

>>605493076
mc dougall sorry

>>605493449
A V E R A G E spring roll

need friends in tauranga.

hit me up. im not weeaboo

lol the nz nudes thread 404'd

>>605493776
based Taurangay bro

>>605493776
>in tauranga.
No such place exists.

>>605480436
New plymouth. But currently living in S.E asia

>>605493776
>hit me
i don't want to...

pls don't make me :/

>>605493866
i live at bayfair and study at waikato.
last semester.
should be studying right now but bored as fuck

>>605493776
friendly reminder that i am your friend

>>605492023
wea ?

>>605493776
>im not weeaboo
are you a koreaboo tho?

>>605494154
nope. im white. im actually a solid 8/10. gf of 3 years dumped me two weeks ago and i feel shit.

>>605493776
i know this one dude

but he's gay

and old

cool dude tho

>>605494241
>solid 8/10
solid 10/10 here lol ask the gay dude i mentioned in this post here >>605494267

>>605494267
does he work at a cafe at the mt? if so i know him. he tried to make a move on me.

i worked at the coffee club for a bit while he was working there.

>>605493776
can you get weed?

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>>605480436

>>605494359
yes if i wanted to. i dont smoke though.

i have 3 vials of deca. 2 tren and 4 dnb

>>605494267
Sounds like a fucking annoying shitposting faggot.

>>605494354
Solid 10/10 without question.

Although he does have a question and that question is?

guess i'm not listening to this album until later in the week :/

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>>605494464
>yes if i wanted to. i dont smoke though.

>>605494483
>Sounds like a fucking annoying shitposting faggot.
i don't find him annoying. i like his presence

>>605480436
This thread sucks gonads.

>>605494812
>i like his presence
What gifts does he give you?

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>>605480436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg

>>605494894
Wish he'd give me the gift of choking on a fat one and dying the fuck off.

>>605494822
no it doesn't, are you blind?

tho some fucking annoying shitposting faggot did make it...

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>>605494894

>>605494894
just you existing is enough

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>>605494958
>tho some fucking annoying shitposting faggot did make it...

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>>605495005

has anyone here never posted their waifu on 4chan?

or am i the only one?

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>>605495049

>>605495193
Wtf is that

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>>605494958
Poor little you.

Post sum qt azins,that'll cheer you up!

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>>605493803

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>>605495193
I've posted my qt oneitis
Does that count?

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>>605480436
Miss my country been in asia to long

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>>605495375

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>>605495193
Here's mine.

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>>605495462

>>605495295
i deleted my folder... again

>>605495424
only if you love HER

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>>605495540

>>605495513
Where the fuck are your shoes, IDbro?!

You absolute madman lol omg hahaha.

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>>605495572

>>605495513
he's alright, but i'm way cuter just letting you know

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>>605495607

>>605491076
are her initials cc?
very long shot but just tits look similar to this huge slut I know, would be funny if its her

>>605491608
stop being creepy as fuck

>>605495597
those qts in the back thoooo

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>>605495717

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>>605495793
all these nz noods are mean gon have me a beat boyz

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>all these nudes and not enough godes

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>>605495644
check em bro

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>>605495558
I certainly do!

>>605495558
>tfw

Anyone else keen for hospitality this week? also, welly reporting in.

>>605495775
don't worry, the brother is way creepier

I'm about to work out and listen to the Beatles.

What is everyone else up to?

Anyone ho to henderson high?

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>>605496262
staring at a literal fucking gode on my screen and contemplating whether or not i should kiss the monitor

>>605496280
underage b&

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>>605496464
Nice dubs
Do it fgt

>>605480980
Hastings fag signing in

>>605496280
No, but I do live in Henderson.

>>605496464
Do it, cunt.

>>605496262
Which album?

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>>605496195
>the brother is way creepier

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>>605496652
Me too,what a coincidence!

>>605496827
Just various songs, early stuff because it has a beat so it's easy to skip to.

>>605497021
Hey fellow Hastings fag.
Shall we go get raped in Windsor Park together?

>>605497211
How about you rape each other in Windsor Park?

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>>605497211
No license m8,but w8 a couple of weeks...
Hit me up on snapchat:Weareanonymoo

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>>605496262
also you should bump some kpop wile you pump your muscles

>>605496909
so you gon' pimp me out to your sis' or what?

>>605496519
Nah just went there a few years ago

>>605497372
How about they rape each other in the bum hole?

>>605497372
You know Hastings well

>>605496665
True. Bruce mclaren signing in

>>605497395
>but w8 a couple of weeks...
I'm sure you've been saying this for like six months now?

>>605497411
>so you gon' pimp me out to your sis' or what?
I told you I am encouraging them to get with only white boys. You've read my postings on /pol/.

RIP.

whoops started posting pics again lol

force of habit

>>605497506
First letter of first name?

>>605496262
>Beatles
>working out
>at the same time

>any year really

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>>605497395
It's a tarp!
I don't trust you /b/

>>605497547
i'm white tho

Any girls on tonight??

>>605497630
T. You?

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>>605497547
You know me too well...
But I'm actually getting an appointment for the test this week,so I will either be mobile next week,or I shall be exceedingly disappoint.

>capatcha related,what I hope to run over on my way

>>605497923
J

200

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>>605497640
Don't then.
No loss to me.
Faggot.

>>605497636
Try to see it my way
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?
While you see it your way
Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone

>>605497658
Yeah, I do think you are...

>>605497961
Jayden?

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>>605497658
Mandatory request for pic of arm with timestamp

>>605497925
Be careful, ok?

I worry about you a worrying amount worringly.

>>605498106
dude, i'm telling you i'm white

i listened to Kendrick Lamar's new album and i LOVED IT

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>>605498073
I R Half-Faggot, ty

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>>605498163
>pic of arm with timestamp
How do you get a Jewish girls number?
Roll up her sleeve.

>>605498183
Do you like ham and chicken?

>>605498334
yes and yes

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Thread going to 404.
Bumping with OC

>>605486234
I've got shit but Im too fucked to leave the house

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>>605498508

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>>605498180
DW about it,I'll be fine

>>605498268
How do you beat a Jew in a race?
Take the toll road.

>>605498508
>Thread going to 404
lmao, no

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>>605498613
I see no debate about the whale OC though.

>>605498694
my bad

shame about the oinkers

any cheeky cunts near hamilton?

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>>605498757
Hastings bruh.
One must make do with whats available.

>>605498423
Not seperate I mean ham and chicken from the deli.

Luncheon sausage.

>>605498508
>Thread going to 404.
wot

>>605498592
Be careful what you say little boy, der Juden will hear what you say about them.

Any palmy n niggers in?

>>605498838
Is that your penis boy who can't even drive a fucking car?

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>tfw the one hot girl in your study group is a strict lesbian.

>>605498950
Yeah?

Strictly keeping her options open.

someone play league with me im fucking bored

Christchurch here

>>605498564
hard out, me too man. I just moved up here though, trying to suss connections.

>>605498950
Any chick that says she is a lesbian is just saying:

"I only fuck guys if they take the time to get to know me".

god i fucking hate these gook tags on last.fm

i think i tagged an artist incorrectly, but i already have like 150 plays on it this week alone :/

so i can't really change it now

>>605498843
YES

>>605498976
nice.

>>605498950
give her my number, i'll turn her straight :3

just ask the dude who turned gay for me

>>605499088
"Lunch in MY sausage?"

>>605496665
I live in Hendo too

>>605499008
>>605499051
Nah anons, she's all about pussy, it's a fucking tragedy

>>605499182
>just ask the dude who turned gay for me
RIP THE GREATEST FRONT MAN EVER!

>makes me laugh how they call Freddie the greatest front man
>I heard he was a top

>>605499200
Advance dear Liston year by year

>>605499213
Rape her.

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>>605498940
I don't get it

found half a synthetic joint earlier today, smoked it in my cigarette and had a massive panic attack, went to repco and stole some starter fluid then huffed the contents in a secluded spot down the railway line, then I brought some kava and went home and got fucking really high off it that I became super uncomfortable, so I drank some beers to chill out and now I'm here

>chch btw, white and nicely dressed

>>605499024
name?

>>605499316
>tiny gash
>tiny bellend

What the fuck happened to the proportions of the genitals in this photo

>>605499192
haha yea nah

>>605499257
haha yea...

>>605499384
what a sad, sad life you live my friend.

I'm going to fucking move to somewhere weed is legal.

>>605499492
You're not wrong. She was fucking tight, I tell ya.
Her man sat outside in the car while I banged her.

Go-go NzDating

>tfw it's only 10:20
thread's going too fast

slow it down

don't wanna crash

>>605499316
>>605498976
>>605498817
>>605498694
>>605498577
>>605498508
>>605498245
Love nudes guys but there isn't much point unless we have names

>>605499742
yea haha my bad, her name is oink lol

>>605499723
I'm going for a walk soon so...

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>>605499742
Not sure my Ex would appreciate that.
Mutha Fucking Gentleman.
or beta fag. Can;t decide which

>>605499818
be safe

don't step on any glass

>>605499861
looks dirty

Your daily reminder it's not gay if it's femme dick

>>605499947
>don't step on any glass
You remembered.

xoxo

Any famous Overheard@ posters in this thread?

>>605500472
wut?

>>605500472
Ah, kind of.

There's a lecture theatre down at Vic and, years ago, I drew a fish on a desk there and wrote "Draw a fish' and, apparently, according to what I read on Overheard@Vic the desk was covered in them.

>I was born to lead.

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>>605500121
There's no pleasing some fucking people.

>>605500472
yes

>>605500721
Who are you?

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>>605500707

>>605500472
I'm good friends with a few from the Otago ones

>>605500707
Pussy looks familiar

>>605501001
Wouldn't be surprised. We got around.

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>>605480436
>MFW i realise SA is going to destroy black caps tomorrow in the cricekt

>>605500472
Those groups are so cringeworthy. Especially the posters.

>>605501200
dubs truth

Watching episode 420 of Whose lineisn ay and then episode 420 of the simpsons. woooo..

>>605501203
I've seen people use meme arrows in posts

>>605501200
What makes you think that?

>>605501554
those cunts bowling attack is too strong m8

>>605501200
AB will go out for less than 10, Vettori will get a 5 wicket bag, Guppy will get a Duck, Anderson will win it with an insane century. Steyn will fuck up everyone.
NZ will win by 1 wicket, sort of like the NZvAUS game

Any napiers around?

>>605501632
They've already lost against Pakistan and India in this tournament. If they play well then black caps could be in big trouble, but South Africa is just as likely to choke as us.

>>605501681
>>605501811

if guppy and anderson lose their wickets early we're fucked though. Also SA's opening 5 are class. it's gonna be a close one

>>605500472
i want to shitpost on that page so hard

>>605501789
Hastings.
Close 'nuff

>>605501884
McCullum needs to fire honestly. It's going to be won on bowling IMO

Head Hunters shutting down open houses lol

>>605501884
People have been saying this about heaps of different players, so far there's always been someone in the team to pull through.

But yeah, it should be close.

>>605502000
trips truth

>tfw you want this thread to last forever

>>605502077
Course it is, and the SA bowlers simply haven't fired. I mean there was the Hattrick from Duminy(?) but that's about it, I think Boult, Southee and Vettori will be our saving grace, but losing Milne and Mitchell McClenaghan being shit might fuck us over

>>605501932
Not close nuff hahaha

m/f?

>>605502375
Em

>>605502365
yeah NZ have been the in form team of the tournament. if they exit tomorrow it would be tough on them. defo deserve a place in the final. Also the toss- if SA win it and bat first it will be tough their weakness is chasing

>>605502557
Yeah. I back us to win, but even if we lose I'm stoked at how well we've done. Personally I'm calling an NZvIND final, and that's too close to call for me

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Nelsonfag reporting in

>>605502029

Why? What business does a gang have in the real estate market?

>>605502963
nelsonfag #2 here.
richy

Any of you cats wanna play PS3 GTA online?

i want to take a nap on them

>>605502433
ef

>>605503068
Part time Nelson fag, heading back for april

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches