Since were all anonymous here, What's your deepest darkest

I LIEK CHOCOLAT MILK

im putin finger in poop ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ayy lmao

I'm a vampire who regularly drinks human blood

I'm a guy and i had sex with my male friend at the age of 11

I AM A BANANA

I'm a 378 year old virgin

>>605329821
Kinky

>>605329848
Bananachan could it be?

>>605329555
chek'd

>>605329885
>being a faggot is kinky

Fuck out of here aids boy

I ate sour skittles once. Wild side

I eat my load.
Every time.

;)

>>605329555
where is this gif from?

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I enjoy being fist-fucked. in the deepest darkest fantasies, I'd love to be fisted to the point of prolapse, just to be left coming, with my guts hanging out of me.

I fuck mature hookers. And I love it.

quads

I have made some gay orgies, but everybody think i'm straight

>>605329555
I let my naked 8 year old sister ride on my back and told her im yoshi. I was 13. Then it progressed to femdom, yea. femdom. She took my head and pressed me against her snatch. Shit smelled like piss but i was so horny at times. Stepdad openend door and well. Now im 24 and im still kinda awkward arround my sister.

I have a girlfriend, but I still occasionally visit female prostitutes. When I'm in the mood for cock, I go to gay saunas.

I'm addicted to masturbation and tranny porn.

I have sucked 2 of my friends dicks when i was 13-17 years old

>>605330024
That's pretty gay, man..

PISS COMING FROM MY ASSSSSS

I have a foot fetish :()

Check'em

>>605329555
I dream i fuck my sister almost every night. I totally would irl too

I honestly don't feel like having sex with my gf

>>605330024
you gay son.

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I just collected dubs

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I sometimes forget I'm a compulsive liar.

i fuck little kids

>>605329555
i molested my best friend (female) after a night of drinking. it was me in the middle, her on my left and her sister on my right. i gave no fucks about her sister being there

>>605329555
sauce
also nobody knows I'm a fascist

I'm a gymnastic coach, and contrary to belief, I don't want to screw any of my gymnasts.

I see dead people

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I fantasize about raping and torturing children. I would never act on my fantasies.... but it really turns me on.

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>>605330228
That word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

>>605329848
Bananachan from bananaland please.

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I'm a subterranean homesick alien.

>>605329555
getting pointless dubs

>>605330410
nice meme

I use to expose myself near elementary schools. Never got catched.

>>605330410
If you crave a fist in yo bum the chances are you are just gay though man.

>>605330184

I had the same shit son, all of a sudden lost any desire to fuck my gf, I still loved her and wanted to spend the rest of my life with her but I just couldn't bring myself to fuck her for some reason.

Trust me bro it'll fuck the relationship up.

I lick pins worms off of my own faeces and crush them between my two front teeth.

>>605330275

Not today you didn't

>>605330522
Check'd

Nothing too exciting. I fucked my niece... Would easily fuck other niece if given the chance. Probably my sister too.

If I were to ever have a female child, I would probably raise her great, but instill that father-daughter sex isn't a bad thing, and we're doing it for fun, not because we want kids.

I think that's the darkest thing I've got.

I'm not gay but dick turn me on. I fantasise about old men treating me like a slut but not in an extreme way. I met with an older guy from grindr and did nothing but suck his dick. I was 17 at the time, 18 now.

I can't tell anyone about my fetishes and i'm so scared of people finding out. Since then i've deleted any evidence of my tendencies but still watch gay porn from time to time but not that turned on... I have a girlfriend that i'm 100% attracted to though

I totally respect ALL the things Hitler has done.

I'm a passive agressive prick.

>>605329555
>>605330166
>>605330277
>>605330288
>>605330400
>>605330522
check'd

I have an incredible burning desire for my niece, who lives with me. She's 12.

>>605330560
What did you do?

>>605330616
Thats pretty gay man..

Use my ass and dick to get promoted at work. I cum in the community milk at work .

>>605330728
Pics..

I Love Her.

>>605330616

U.r.a.guay

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>>605330608
This. Yes.

i fingered out my step sister a few years back.

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>>605330184
Me too

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>>605330568

>>605330728
Figure out a way, Anon. Just be safe.

>>605330616
That's gay dude

>>605330748

hm... but the thought of kissing another man grosses me out, or even fucking

>>605329801
translation
> I have autism

>>605330827
Cute. Pity you are a faggot like the rest of us and it wont work out.

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>>605330400
IP submitted to janitors

>>605329555
ITT: FBI data gathering

>>605329993
Want to try but totally lose interest as soon as cum.

>>605330827

It was a good film

>>605330400
One would hope not

>>605330933
Yeah but you like dick doe.

>>605330954

I was 100% srs sir

>>605329555
I have been a serial killer for the last 15 years.

>>605331040
>FBI start thread
>see these
>>605329678
>>605329775
>>605329798
>>605329801
>>605329821
>>605329848
>>605329869
>>605329993
>"Jim. We fucked up"

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>>605329555
I'm bisexual & everyone other than my father knows. Loving father who raised me right & taught me everything I know as a man today. I'm worried he wouldn't accept me for what I am. Reason I know he won't is because I was raised in a real Christian house that believes in the bible through & through & not burn people for thinking differently because it's their choice not to believe. I have so much respect for him & his character that I don't want to burden him w/ the thought of a bisexuals son.

>>605330933
Feel attracted by same sex is the meaning of being gay.
If u r, so...

>>605331173

Neal?!

Gee.. how did you manage to be shit at that as well Jim.

>>605329555

that I'm a femanon who posts on /b/

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>>605331068
Learn2edge faggot

>stop jerking b4 you cum... Just to the edge... Then you can squirt a tiny bit of actual cum, but still not have orgasm yet.

>feeelsgoodman.exe

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>>605330400

>>605331311
Bimmy!?

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When I was little, somewhere under the age of 10, me and a male cousin of mine would give eachother blowjobs while watching the CPUs fight on Super Smash Bros Melee.

Also I used to sleep assault my cousin, I was 16 and she was 13. I never put my dick in her vag, I would just have her give me a Handjob and cum on her face.

>>605331298

nothing specific to gender, i just like taboo shit :/
If anything i'm bi because im attracted to every bit of a women but im only attracted to dick and nothing else of a man

>>605329555
i am groot

>>605331384
inb4 newfags say 'tots or gtfo'

>lrn the rules newfags

>>605331395
Where's the fun in that?

>>605331251
all he wants in grandchilden. knock up a female, and you're good.

>>605330857
My neice is way hotter than this and has bigger tits

>>605330732

I stopped fucking her, she started getting all paranoid and insecure thinking I was fucking someone else or that I didn't love her or find her attractive anymore or whatever other bullshit female typical crap. Eventually it's like all the dumb shit I'd do before was ten times worse for her now cos she wasn't feeling 'loved' anymore, eventually we just grew apart and she ended it.

A female friend said I have something called madonna-whore complex, read up about it and unfortunately it was spot on, so I'm pretty sure I'll be fucking up any future relationships too in the same way

>>605330119
I have a feeling you're into stims

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>>605330989
>Implying im not using a vpn
faggot

>>605329555
I love hentai

>>605331603
He wants to eat his own cum... Can't do it after he orgasms.

>learn my ways grasshoppa

>>605331641
Ha ha! Thanks anon

>>605329555
No lie, when i was 17 . 2 years ago. I pressured my neighbours little sister who was 12 at the time to do 4play with me, i did it regularly she refused everytime id show up next door when i know she's home alone but after like 12 minutes of basicaly beging and sucking up she played along. she used to let me lick her all over and when she held my cock,it went hard as a nail. I got to anal her once but it only lasted like 2 minutes cause she said it hurt.she only bew me once too.

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Taylor Swift bought the taylorswift.porn and taylorswift.adult domain. she will do porn soon

>>605329555
>be me about 2 years ago
>best friend and I have been taking turns to pound each other ass for a while now
>my turn to do the pounding this day and as I'm getting near the end I notice my BF's mum is outside his bedroom spying through the crack in the door
>alarmed but I can't stop myself from spurting a huge load into his ass, look up and his mum is gone
>moment or two later we hear the front door open and his mum come into the house in a somewhat noisy fashion
>pull on clothes quick and while I go to the toilet for a piss he goes downstairs to pretend like nothing is happening
>never told him that his mum saw me pounding his ass and she never said a word to me about it either
>kept on pounding for at least another year after that and we will sometimes do it if we get a chance.

Yes I know I'm a fag, but my balls are empty and there's a huge grin on my face, can you say the same.

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> be me, about 14 yo, summer time, long time ago
> playing beach volley with some friends on a court on a sandy beach

> somuchfun.png

> the ball is very well pressurized, so it’s funny to hit even if it hurts a little
> at some point my friend accidentally send the ball high in the sky
> wow, that’s very high in the sky, lulz
> wrong trajectory, maybe it will not fall back in the court
> well, it’s totally not falling in the court
> 20 m away from us (about 65′ for idiots) a pregnant young woman, maybe 7-8 months, is taking the sun

> bullettime.webm

> for sure the ball can’t fall just on her
> c’mon the ball can’t fall just on her pregnant belly
> c’mon that’s a little (hard) ball and this is a fucking huge beach, simply can’t be
> oh gowd nou, that would be a ridiculous and cruel meaningless coincidence, nou

> oh-no-no-no-no-ouuuh-nooo-OOOH-SHIIIT.mkv

> that sound
> can’t describe that sound
> i died a little inside
> i feared that belly could explode, fortunately not, but. that. sound.

> BLAM.mp3 @320kbps

> shit.
> she was probably sleeping, so she wakes up with a terrible mixture of emotions and sensation
> fright, terror, pain, desperation, anger and so on… you can imagine
> she screams against us, she cries
> we all lower the head, we all feel guilty, but christ… is not anyone's fault, i think she knows

> feelsbadman.jpg

> we slowly move away while she cries alone, inconsolable, still with his sunglasses
> never heard of her again

pic not related, or maybe remotely related for some feels

I frequent 4chan.

I like to fuck forbidden women

>>605329555
I lurk on /b/

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>>605331751
>implying the NSA doesn't already know that


kek, I remember being this new

I "borrow" my friends phone at work and
search for nude of his wife.
also want to take a pair of her panties next time I'm at their place
you know, for bate material

>>605331576

>irony

this is the most newfag comment i've ever seen

>>605331861
my ancestors are smiling on me, faggot, can you say the same?

>>605331878
Is that like Chinese or what?

i have thoughts at work about fucking this girl over the counter

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>>605331973

>>605330964
We have so much in common but she's outta my league. The only thing that gives me hope is that she talks to me instead of a better looking guy

>>605331846
that's pretty crazy dude, when she grows up she's gonna murder you

>>605331858
You're an idiot. Exact opposite reason moron.

>>605332150
I only fuck bitches who need a prescription.

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>>605330989
IP submitted to janitors
IP submitted to
IP submitted
IP

wtf have you been smokin son

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>>605332067
ITT: newfags calling each other newfags

>improperly using greentext

>>605332383
At least they knew it was gonna be a boy

>>605332344
At least use greentext newfriend. Otherwise everybody can up your newfaggotry hanging to and fro.

>>605331751
sauce

>>605332202
Shes gonna murder her brother first, i caught him sexualy harrasing her through window then i acted like i never saw shit.thats why i dont do it anymore. got freaked out by that.

>see so many traps
>want to be one
>dress up
>not enough
>shave body
>not enough
>make up and wig
>not enough
>high heels
>not enough
>camwhore
>not enough
>Craigslist, meet up with 55+ Gandalf
>dress up
>kiss
>see 9" monster cock
>suck cock
>not enough
>put it inside me Mr. Wizard
>lube up
>hurts so much
>almost cry
>make myself ride and see my useless small cock flapping on his stomach
>pain is unbearable
>please stop Mr. Wizard
>Mr. Wizard jerks off and shoves cock down my throat.
>1 cup of cum fills my throat and stomach.
>almost barf, cum tastes horrible.
>ass bleeds for one week
>aids test
>negative
>desire to trap?
>negative
> asshole still bleeds once a month.

And that /b/, is how I cured myself of being a faggot by being a faggot

>>605332150
>>605332243
also im a maccies fag wanting to fuck a dumb maccies slut

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>>605332585
>my thoughts

>>605329555
i fap to pizza

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>>605332655

Giving a knob job to a dea agent to ger recconesense info

>>605329555
I fucked my dad in the ass while he was passed out drunk.

>>605329555
When I was 14 my 12 year old sister walked into me taking a shower right in the middle of my fapping. I let her touch my dick and she promised she wouldn't tell.Later that night she crawled down from her bunk bed and asked me if I could let her see my dick again.I replied yes with no hesitation.She ended up stripping down,and riding my dick.She tried to give me a few awkward kisses,then ended by putting her feet in my face and giving me a handjob.At the time I had a huge fucking foot fetish,so I began licking and smelling her feet.This went on for a good 20 minutes, and I had already jizzed in her, yet she kept riding me.After I tried anal with her, she said it hurt too much so she decided to go to bed.I realized my dick smelled like shit and asked her if she could blow me.Long story short my dick was clean.She still teases me about it to this day.

>>605332655
why would you wanna be a trap?

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>>605332841
>>605332243
>>605332033
>>605331846
>>605331751
>>605331657
>>605331173
>>605330859
>>605330857
>>605330728
>>605330608
>>605330543
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>>605330283
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>>605330166
>>605330108
>>605329555

It would be illegal to say and I would be banned from 4chan, lel.

>Get into recreational drugs at 16
>Smoke weed all the time, do pills couple of times a month etc.
>Me and friends start trying all sorts with the exception of crack, heroin,meth.
>be 20, get curious about heroin
>ask friends if any of them would try it
>all totally against it
>except one
>never get a contact

>be 25
>don't smoke weed at all
>do drugs very occasionally (festivals/every other monthish)
>friend dies
>no-one knows why
>help his mum clean out his room because she can't bear to do it
>I can't bear it either
>bed covered in dried blood from where paramedics tried to bring him back
>his mum wants it breaking down
>pull it out of the wall
>pipe with tin foil attached to the end

The toxicology report came back and he had heroin and benzos in his system. None of us knew he was doing it, I think he'd just started (had begun sweating/throwing up in the mornings but only been happening for like a week or so). Feel like I encouraged him. Miss him so much.

>>605332162
Yeah thats why at the end of the day we need to accept it and just an hero.

>>605332124
idiot

I have online "relationships" with 4 girls aged 15, 16, 17 and 20.

We trade pics, cam on skype/facetime, and generally act as if we were on a relationship except its mostly sexual. I'm 28 and not from the USA.

No one in my family/friends know about this, and I dont plan on sharing it anytime soon either.

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>>605333121
and then your mom woke you up and told you to go to work because those burgers won't flip themselves and you have no sister.

Well this only happened last week but,
>i was home alone so ofcourse i had a wank
>i was jacking away then someone knocked on my front door..
>ignored it because i was jacking off
>they proceed to knock on the door..
>so i put the porn on pause and walk downstairs to answer the door
>forgetting i had a raging hard boner i answered the door
>it was my mums friend, she said she was here to collect a plate that she left here.
>i then remembered that my mum said something about she was gunna come round to get the plate and that it was in the kitchen.
>so i said 'oh yes ill go get it for you
>as i said this i noticed she was looking at my crutch; this is when i realise im still rather solid down their.
>i get nervous and she says 'wow' still starring at my stiffy
>i just attempt to act oblivious and say 'what?'
>she replies 'i think you know what' this time looks right at me and kinda smirks
>i just do a false laugh and attempt to walk back into the house to get the plate
>i walk half way to the kitchen and shes followed me in and grabs my arm and says 'what would your mum say if i told her you answered the door with this' and as she finished her sentence grabbed my crouch'
>it felt so good when she grabbed it, i kinda let out a little grown
>she said 'oh so you like it' pulled it out my trousers and sucked me off
>it went on for only about 2 mins before i filled her mouth with my cum
>she swallowed it all, took her plate and left like nothing happened.

>>605329555
i post on 4chan

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>>605332596
ye forgot about that, my bad

>>605333843
Sister is ugly as hell,but she's there

i cum too fast and i once put my dick in a dogs mouth and came

>>605333126
It's all gone. No desire left. Haven't dressed/camwhored or done any yrap things for over a year. It seems I liked the idea more than the reality. Mr. Wizard was a true gentleman though.

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>>605333946
>then your mom woke you up and told you those buyers aren't going to flip themselves and you have no mothers friend

>>605334140
>there is

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>>605329555
i'm a moderator somewhere
muahahaha

>>605333126
I think I got off on the idea of being desired and all the attention it got me. I had some sort of power being a "female" and guys wanting yo do stuff in order to be with me.

That's about it, I guess.

>>605334212
Put peanut butter in your ass

Put ass in front of doge

Cum buckets

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>>605334364
i saved that from here some time ago

>>605329555
diaper fetish

I mean. To me that's it.

>>605329555
I am doing 3 girls, they dont know anything about each other, and they all would freak out if they find out.
I am getting a 4th one this week

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I have DDR2 memory.

>>605334240
I like this meme.

About a week ago, I went back in time to before I was born and killed my parents, just to see what would happen.
Nothing seems all that different after coming back to the present, aside from there being no record of them or me. But I haven't disappeared yet, so I guess all those "paradox correction" time travel movies are bullsh

>>605334678
AMA on this i guess

>>605329555
i cured cancer but illuminati bribed me not to release it. i tried to ignore but shit, it was 99 cents

>>605334694
Oh my god the outrage!

I Do heroine

>>605329555
I used to want to fuck my sister
>checked

>>605335000
trips, nice

>>605334962
how long for?

>Heroin?

Nope, Heroine mate, it's much worse.

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>>605335000

I've killed 37 people, all of them were time travelers

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>>605335166
>tfw when you have will never do heroine

Almost 4 Months now, i mean the heroine

>>605329848
I REALLY REALLY REALLY THIS PERSON

>>605335435
Because why will i not ever do heroine?

>>605329555
Im a girl who wants to be raped

I was a junior high school teacher for 10 years and during that time I fucked 47 girls between the ages of 13 to 16, some of them my students. Since that time,

I don't like 4chan

>>605335603
I volunteer

I've fucked my girlfriend's littlebrother's passed out girlfriend. Together with my girlfriend.

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>>605335000
Trips with palindrome! Who is this Based Anon!

I rip the hair off my legs

>>605335603
pics

For the past 5 years (I'm 21 now) I've told everyone that I have aspergers so that I can talk like I'm on /b/ in real life and get away with it. Even my fiancé and family believe me.

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>>605335603
make it quick then explain

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>>605330568

>>605335719
a modern day jesus, friend

>>605329801
Go back to tumblr and 9gag

I have a girlfriend but she doesnt know that she is my girlfriend cuz we might break up :(

>>605335719
sorry what palindrome?

I sometimes leave work early and go to a gay sauna. The wife has no idea

>>605330410

inconceivable

>Be me 15 wrestling lightweight
>buddy's dad is coach
>at his place getting extra help
>coach puts his kid on md and walks him through a series of positions ending with me face down and my friend on my back trying an arm bar
>coach has his ass on his son's pushing his hips into my ass
>he keeps telling him to use his whole body to dominate me
>this goes on for 5 minutes and I feel my buddy get hard from my ass on his cock, u start to get hard too
>coach talking about the submission and reaches under and gripes his sons cock and then mine
>tell us to go crank one out because he ain't training fags
>we literally rubbed one out and came back to practice
>didn't realize how weird it was till years later

I make porn posters in an animation program

http://imgur.com/6fZcfhR

I have a tumblr and 365 followers, it's been going on for a while.

>>605331251
John?

>>605335792

Oh please I want this to be true

>>605330024
*cumming.

>>605330989
Your such a dick. There is nothing ilegal about that post you prick

>>605331861
Yeah, I can say that. And I can also say with pride that I'm not a fucking fag.

I have been secretly taking creep shots and shower vids of a girl who is a friend and I'm in love with. She's, of course, clueless. I've also molested previous women / took creep shots when they've been passed out from drinking. My secret fantasy is to use ether to incapacitate certain women and do whatever I want to them sexually....

>>605332655
i did the same, but no pain, the guy have condom, still to it some time, feel so good !

>>605329555

ive been training my girlfriend with psychological triggers to get her to do anything i want without even realizing it.

i started with a 4/10 and have made her into a 7/10 and she is still training and dieting. she thinks its her idea.

the funny thing is, it was easy. and its not the first time i've done it.

>>605335706
Thats fuckd

>>605329555
I started fucking my sister when she was 7. Kept doing it until I went to college when she was 15 and we drifted apart. Id give anything to start fucking her again and my darkest desire is to knock her up and start a wincest family with her.

>>605336240
that's pretty hilarious, wrestling is pretty gay to begin with. Thank you for proving my suspicions about wrestling

I want to be gang raped and fucked by a dog