anyone around philly here wanna fuck me?
How about I philly you up.... with my two penises?
probably will if there's no /b/tards that want me..
now why would I lie anon?
why would anyone lie on /b/?
Funny I never see anyone from Philly on here.
all of life is a meme though
sure, give me your contact info
but playing around is fun anon ;)
the sexy part ;)
what is the Real?
>free young girls L I V E,,
alright i don't feel like like fucking around anymore
you guys wanna know who this chick actually is though? Not that interesting tbh.
>Claims to be a girl who just wants sex
>/b is full of 12yr old newfags
>MFW that file name.
Fucking plebian scrublords
Cute and coy, you can't be from the city. Most of the people here are ignorant.
This is now a Philly thread.
Great food in south philly? Where?
inb4 Ginos and the pretzel place on Washington that only opens at midnight and the guido market.
Really though, what restaurants are decent in south philly? There's a ton of decent places in old city and in northern liberties/fishtown.
>Love all the Italian girls over there but they seem like sluts
That's because they are. Though there's the occasional one who is faithful as hell and doesn't fuck every garlic-odored male who walks by.
Oh, hey, how do you get down there??? Dumping some pics I took with an old digital camera, from back when you called them digital cameras and 1 megapixel was something.
Cool, I might just go do that after I get done work this week.
When I hear temple, I forget it's a school and not the temple hospital in kensington. Omfg that place is a hell hole.
Anyone been to any Hookah bars/lounge around here? I've been to Fez on south street (belly dancers on fri and sat) and was looking for another good spot.
Funny story, I had to take my wife there after she had a minor surgery because she fainted after. She's fine, we over reacted, but anyway shes fine.
So I go there and there's security guards, with guns, protecting the ER.
The cops had some guy there, which made things a huge pain in the ass.
There were a dozen junkies and crackheads in the waiting room in various stages of fucked uppedness. One of them is in a wheelchair and is clearly on the nod but is there for something. Another is shouting to the world about how they aren't helping him (he's clearly all fucked up on heroin already) and how he's in dire pain, etc.
There's a 2 foot wide puddle of blood on the floor in the waiting room.
The bathroom in the ER has had someone in it that had a pukeshitsplosion. Literally the walls, floor and the fucking ceiling are covered in puke and shit and TP.
We wanted to leave and the doctors flipped out on us and threatened to fuck us over on the billing if we did leave, even though my wife had waited four hours without ever seeing a doctor.
The cops had multiple people handcuffed to beds that they had clearly fucked up an hour or two before.
So anyway, if I ever grow balls of steel, I'm going to take my decent camera to the ER there and get some pics of the human condition that is Kensington ER on a friday night.
I loved this town, but then I lived here too long and the towns not as fun as it was 10-20 years ago (for me).
Is that the polace across the street from "the bank" nightclub?
I think I was there once, after hours place? I bullshitted my way in and then somehow got free beers.
Tip- take a professional camera with you and suddenly people are giving you free drinks. Happened at the 700 club once too. I've no clue why, but might guess they think I'm from the city paper or something and want free press??
Great place to visit, but not to live...
Well, unless you have a lot of friends here. I moved here and all my buds fled to the fucking burbs. Also my wife is a sweetheart but doesn't like "fancy" food so that's murdered like half the fun. That and not drinking anymore which is the other half of the fun.
Then the Ritz got sold and I don't know if it's that lanndmark owns it now, or if indie movies have just sucked dick for the last decade, but that was a huge part of the draw of philly for me. I dunno, it seemed like before the Ritz was owned privately that you couldn't toss a rock without hitting an amazing film there. Now I'm lucky to find one good one a month.
Pic - used to live there.
Obvious bait is obvious
Posting pictures straight off of facebook hoping that we'll trace her and fuck with her
Just because this girl rejected you doesn't mean you need to be a butthurt roody poo about it
Where/what is that?
I'm heading to the burbs...
I used to live a few blocks from there. The junkies always reminded me of zombies by the way they walked. I'm over in Jersey now, in the suburbs. SO much better where it's whiter.
kek, no need to be so salty
yes I know her but I hold no grudge against her if that's what you think, just wanted to fuck around with horny 12 year olds.
no reason in particular I chose her photos either
Eh, she's got issues.
Her idea of food is meat and potatoes and veg for every meal. She loves fast food and shit tier foods.
Hates Asian spices so thateres like half the worlds food off the menu right there. She hates Indian food too, but likes curry, I dunno either. Anything spicy is the devil as she's got an allergy to pepper or something and honestly it makes her belch, and sometimes barf, so yeah, nothing spicy.
I took her to my favorite mexican restaurant in the burbs one time and she started loudly stating how her enchiladas tasted like vomit. She'd never had mole sauce. I was furious as I sort of knew the owner as I was there 2-3 times a week.
She's a decent woman, I love her, but she's got this crazy white trash thing going on with restaurants. She loves McDonalds, taco bell, etc. If it's shit, she loves it.
Oh, and she isn't allowed in the kitchen. Last thing she cooked literally, LITERALLY looked and smelled like shit.
Again, love her dearly but god dammit the woman can't be taken out and god forbid you let her cook more than spaghetti with ragu.
OMFG THAT IS SO TRUE!!
I lived next door to a heroin dealer in college. The people looked like zombies with cerebral palsy when they were walking in, then an hour or two later they were skipping down the road. I swear, even their skin looks different, like they are wrinkled, get a shot and they de-age like 20 years.
So, is OP even here still? Who is this? An ex??