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anyone around philly here wanna fuck me?

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anyone around philly here wanna fuck me?
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>>605138742
Have you tried craigslist?
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>>605138742
How about I philly you up.... with my two penises?
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Have you tried sucking cock in the street corner for crack?
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>>605139445
not yet
probably will if there's no /b/tards that want me..
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>>605138742
>wants to get fucked
>shows clothed pic
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>>605138742
>Implying it's you in the picture.

Proof, plox.
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>>605139686
but anon, crack is not good for you
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>>605138742
no, i dont want to fuck you. hook me up with that girl in the pic, id love to fuck her.
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>>605139713
I still want you, but your still too far away.
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>>605139891
This African American gentleperson understands the situation.
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610, I would if I were single
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>>605139891
now why would I lie anon?
why would anyone lie on /b/?
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Lets see what were getting
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>>605138742
No Cheesesteak/10
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>>605140050
Well, I'm an African prince. Would you give me your bank account numbers and personal information so I can make you incredibly wealthy?
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>>605138742
Vicky?
Funny I never see anyone from Philly on here.
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please don't let this be a meme.
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>>605140239
Yes
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>>605140326
all of life is a meme though
>>605140239
sure, give me your contact info
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tits with timestamp or gtfo
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>>605138742
stop messing around and drop the fucking nudes already
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>>605140050
Lolol.

L. O. Fucking L.

All of the out-loud laughter.
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Yes, if that's you everyone would fuck you. Now show tits.
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>>605140539
but playing around is fun anon ;)
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What part of Philly?

>taking the bait
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>>605140495
don't get all phillysophical. you're not even real.
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>>605140865
Then why don't you take my advice from the last thread, and go on cam.
It would be fun for everyone.
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>>605140980
the sexy part ;)
>>605140984
what is the Real?
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>>605138742
timestamp, you whore
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>>605141301
fuckable
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>>605141301
Jesus fucking christ at least try. Every single filename comes from a different facebook profile.
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>>605140980
god i miss living in south philly.
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>>605141301
Here's the Real Deal. Timestamp or Gtfo
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>>605141930
South Philly has aids infection rates equivilent to African countries.
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http://defloration18.berubnet.com

>free young girls L I V E,,
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>>605142116
that is only cuz off the niggers.

the great fucking food balances that and a relatively high cost of living.
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alright i don't feel like like fucking around anymore

you guys wanna know who this chick actually is though? Not that interesting tbh.
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The bait is to real.
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>>605135786
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facebook link:
romy.degalan
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>>605140980
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Personal Army Request pending...

pending....

pending.....

...DENIED
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>>605142363
there you have it
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>>605138742
>>605139713
>>605140050
>>605140495
>>605140865
>>605141301

>Claims to be a girl who just wants sex
>/b is full of 12yr old newfags
>MFW that file name.
Fucking plebian scrublords
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timestamp and proof you're in philly.
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>>605141301
Cute and coy, you can't be from the city. Most of the people here are ignorant.
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This is now a Philly thread.
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Tots and time stamp you whore
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>>605142484
>asking to get fucked
>personal army
kek
>>605142510
That makes it fun
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>>605140984
>phillysophical
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>>605142482
Did you take this from a helicopter or just found online?
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Ah Philly. City of used up women.
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>>605142856
Without the trees in fairmount and the crap around the Amtrak bldg everything looks so weird!
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>>605142271

Great food in south philly? Where?

inb4 Ginos and the pretzel place on Washington that only opens at midnight and the guido market.

Really though, what restaurants are decent in south philly? There's a ton of decent places in old city and in northern liberties/fishtown.
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>>605142923
Found on /r/philadelphia. They get some good shots from a guy with a cessna over in jersey and some shots from people flying into PHL.
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>>605142288

I honestly DGAF about her, I just saw a philly thread.

Fishtown reprezootin.
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>>605141930
I'm in SW right now. Looking for an apartment in a better part of south tho. How was life there?

Love all the Italian girls over there but they seem like sluts.
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>>605142482

I can see my old place from there! I used to live right behind the old penitentiary. Fairmount is a decent place to live or was.
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>>605143175
Walk down passyunk south of Washington. Great restaurants everywhere. There's a really good falafel place a block away from genos.
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>>605138742
ME
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>>605143184
>googled \r\philadelphia
>Reddit

I'm scared because I love the pic.
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any temple fags?
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>>605143264
>Love all the Italian girls over there but they seem like sluts

That's because they are. Though there's the occasional one who is faithful as hell and doesn't fuck every garlic-odored male who walks by.
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>>605143727

Yup. Its the shit.
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>>605142965

Oh, hey, how do you get down there??? Dumping some pics I took with an old digital camera, from back when you called them digital cameras and 1 megapixel was something.
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>>605143718
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>>605143511

Cool, I might just go do that after I get done work this week.
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>>605143727

When I hear temple, I forget it's a school and not the temple hospital in kensington. Omfg that place is a hell hole.
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Anyone been to any Hookah bars/lounge around here? I've been to Fez on south street (belly dancers on fri and sat) and was looking for another good spot.
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>>605144714

Funny story, I had to take my wife there after she had a minor surgery because she fainted after. She's fine, we over reacted, but anyway shes fine.

So I go there and there's security guards, with guns, protecting the ER.

The cops had some guy there, which made things a huge pain in the ass.

There were a dozen junkies and crackheads in the waiting room in various stages of fucked uppedness. One of them is in a wheelchair and is clearly on the nod but is there for something. Another is shouting to the world about how they aren't helping him (he's clearly all fucked up on heroin already) and how he's in dire pain, etc.

There's a 2 foot wide puddle of blood on the floor in the waiting room.

The bathroom in the ER has had someone in it that had a pukeshitsplosion. Literally the walls, floor and the fucking ceiling are covered in puke and shit and TP.

We wanted to leave and the doctors flipped out on us and threatened to fuck us over on the billing if we did leave, even though my wife had waited four hours without ever seeing a doctor.

The cops had multiple people handcuffed to beds that they had clearly fucked up an hour or two before.
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>>605145395

So anyway, if I ever grow balls of steel, I'm going to take my decent camera to the ER there and get some pics of the human condition that is Kensington ER on a friday night.
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>>605144451
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Liberty
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>>605145982
Been in the pyramid club once. It nice but so uppity
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I loved this town, but then I lived here too long and the towns not as fun as it was 10-20 years ago (for me).
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>>605146579
It's gets to you after a while. Def lost its charm.
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Yeah Philly is fucking awesome, anyone gonna be at Howl at the Moon tonight?
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>>605146532

Is that the polace across the street from "the bank" nightclub?

I think I was there once, after hours place? I bullshitted my way in and then somehow got free beers.

Tip- take a professional camera with you and suddenly people are giving you free drinks. Happened at the 700 club once too. I've no clue why, but might guess they think I'm from the city paper or something and want free press??
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>>605138742
live in the 610
>no timestamp
>suspicions of b8
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>>605146744

Great place to visit, but not to live...

Well, unless you have a lot of friends here. I moved here and all my buds fled to the fucking burbs. Also my wife is a sweetheart but doesn't like "fancy" food so that's murdered like half the fun. That and not drinking anymore which is the other half of the fun.

Then the Ritz got sold and I don't know if it's that lanndmark owns it now, or if indie movies have just sucked dick for the last decade, but that was a huge part of the draw of philly for me. I dunno, it seemed like before the Ritz was owned privately that you couldn't toss a rock without hitting an amazing film there. Now I'm lucky to find one good one a month.
Pic - used to live there.
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this BS thred lasted a hour+
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>>605139713
Im in center city if you serious bout fuckin
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>>605138742
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>>605139713
if you where in las vegas i'd fuck you
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>>605138742
Timestamp and I'll bust a nut in you while my wife watches and fingers herself.
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used to skateboard in south philadelphia. some of the best times of my life
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Obvious bait is obvious
Posting pictures straight off of facebook hoping that we'll trace her and fuck with her
Just because this girl rejected you doesn't mean you need to be a butthurt roody poo about it
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>>605147463
Nigger confirmed
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>>605147407
How does she not like fancy food? One of the biggest draws of the city are the restaurants. Other then that anything worthwhile to do is few and far in between.
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>>605146800

Where/what is that?

I'm heading to the burbs...
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>>605148291
nigs cant afford to live in cc man
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>>605145395
I used to live a few blocks from there. The junkies always reminded me of zombies by the way they walked. I'm over in Jersey now, in the suburbs. SO much better where it's whiter.
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>>605148206
kek, no need to be so salty

yes I know her but I hold no grudge against her if that's what you think, just wanted to fuck around with horny 12 year olds.
no reason in particular I chose her photos either
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>>605148596
>not sure if bait
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>>605148645
I understand, just gotta call out the b8 when I see the b8 you know how it is
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>>605148316
You need to look at visitphilly.com more often. Tons of free shit to do all year 'round.
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>>605149145
ofcourse

guess that's just the old-fashioned /b/-rudeness
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>>605138742
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>>605148316


Eh, she's got issues.

Her idea of food is meat and potatoes and veg for every meal. She loves fast food and shit tier foods.

Hates Asian spices so thateres like half the worlds food off the menu right there. She hates Indian food too, but likes curry, I dunno either. Anything spicy is the devil as she's got an allergy to pepper or something and honestly it makes her belch, and sometimes barf, so yeah, nothing spicy.

I took her to my favorite mexican restaurant in the burbs one time and she started loudly stating how her enchiladas tasted like vomit. She'd never had mole sauce. I was furious as I sort of knew the owner as I was there 2-3 times a week.

She's a decent woman, I love her, but she's got this crazy white trash thing going on with restaurants. She loves McDonalds, taco bell, etc. If it's shit, she loves it.

Oh, and she isn't allowed in the kitchen. Last thing she cooked literally, LITERALLY looked and smelled like shit.

Again, love her dearly but god dammit the woman can't be taken out and god forbid you let her cook more than spaghetti with ragu.
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>>605149646
loving every laugh
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>>605149791
i had a gf like that before. turned her around though
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Fuck This b8
Romy de Galan
Underage
Doesn't even live in the US
Has bf
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>>605148641

OMFG THAT IS SO TRUE!!

I lived next door to a heroin dealer in college. The people looked like zombies with cerebral palsy when they were walking in, then an hour or two later they were skipping down the road. I swear, even their skin looks different, like they are wrinkled, get a shot and they de-age like 20 years.
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>>605143256

"Represent" somewhere else faggot. We don't want you suburban transplant ass in the city
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>>605150617
anyone else here close to city hall?
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>>605138742
So, is OP even here still? Who is this? An ex??
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>>605148200

The edge is real
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>>605150860
Northeast philly
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>>605150265
you're very smart, anon

I actually think you deserve a prize for your wonderful contributions
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>>605150860
I'm in suburbs right outside of the city
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>>605151049
northeast philly here too.
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>>605151155
Where
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>>605150917
yes I am still here, although I have no idea why
also see >>605148645
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>>605151209
around grant and bustleton.
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>>605151684
Haha no shit I'm like 5 mins from there
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>>605143175
Ristorante Pesto is pretty fantastic. They have this pumpkin gnocchi in fall that I'd do awful things for
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