Hey /b/, time for an adventure! Pretty simple, work from the

>>604872615
here sucks his own cock

town

>>604872615
he tears his own balls off and eats them, then buys a fedora

use bacon

>>604872615
he smokes the joint and goes into town to watch steven universe while high

>>604872615

Put that weed in the water bottle and shake it up.

OP here, remember if our hero needs to obtain something, he must first move to a location where he can do so. Dubs dont count if I roll them.

>>604872615
shit on ground, eat shit

put the key in his ass

kill self

Into the woods

>>604873588
shit

he rips some of the paper which form the fabric of reality for him and eats it

>>604872615

GO TOWN

>>604873588
winrar winrar chicken dinrar rar

We're coming up with all these incredible ideas and OP, please continue the story.

>>604873588
goddamnit why did this have to end so fast

>>604873588

God damn it anon

Use the key as a buttplug for his sudden diarrhea.

Smoke weed everyday

Innawoods

OP won't deliver

Eat the key

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>>604874051
op never delivers

Become nigger

OP here, since enough anons seem to want this to go somewhere, and since >>604873588 wasn't detailed enough(didn't describe how to kill self ir what with) I'll wait for the next dubs.

>>604874351
kill self with penis

Smoke the weed

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>>604874443
kek almost quads
anon u usin a bot or whet

Come in like a wrecking ball

>>604874443
reroll

>>604872615
Turns 360 degrees and moonwalks to Moot's house

Become trangender

run into the town and furiously masturbate in the town square

>>604874853
Reroll
>>604874443
Or this^

Overdose on CP. top kek the lolz and let the fedoras fly.

shit, then eat the shit

Rips out eye with key

Spontaneously explode
Just a bit tho, nothing too fatal

molest the nearest child

choke a hooker

>>604874443
roll

stop story

go to woods with Jontron

>>604875277
FUCK

>>604875282
reroll

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>>604875277
Welp, as OP I must deliver.

Nice job, /b/, not sure what I expected.

Rip off penis, beat self over the head with it until you reach a high that only bloodloss and concussion brings.
Head to the pub.
but explode along the way for no reason

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>>604875277
>>604875764

Make a sequel

>>604875924
This

>>604875924
Rollin

>>604875924
Last try

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Attempt 2! Dubs decides.

>>604876208
Puts legs behind head and sucks own penis.

Become furry

>>604876208

Go to woods to smoke some weed

don viking helmet and don dildo sword

>>604876208
go into town and diddle some kids

>>604876208
head to the woods nigga

Sings Wham and jiggs into the woods

>>604876622
winrar
not sure how he would get it

>>604876622

Winrar

become nigger

Pulls both signs out of the ground...swaps them...swaps then five more times....reverse...reverse...forward....to the woods.

set self on fire

go to woods with Jontron

kill OP

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>>604876622
In order to obtain said helmet and sword, our hero had to sell his water and weed to the matket on the outskirts of town. Next dubs after this decides!>>604876622

sigterm

>>604876208
Smoke weed and shove key up ass!

>>604878192
rape a dog at petstore

>>604878192
use dildo sword in pet store

Slap market guy in pace with dildo

>>604878192
OP is based god! Thank you!

>>604878192
go to bar get drunk and put key in asshole

>>604878574
reroll

>>604878574
reroll to the next level

>>604878574
rerolling like michael jordan

>>604878422
winrar
>>604878499
wasted dubs

>>604878422
>>604878499
Winrars!

go into pool and rape child with dildo sword

>>604878950
>russian

Also use dildo sword in pet store

>>604878950
reroll

Seeing what happened he decides to become a cuckold from now on watching shepard fuck his blue alien wife.

>>604879122
Winrar!
>use dildo sword in pet store

>>604879122
no im polish
good guess

put dildo sword in ass

>>604879414
distinct lack of siema pl, you lie

>>604879735
kurwa

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>>604878422
Since the dildo must be used, but it was not specified on who or what, our hero shoves it into his own bum(-5% HP) after entering the pet store. He is given a strange look by staff, but not kicked out yet. Dubs decides!

Unzip meme basket, finds portrait of monalisa with :^) face

fuck dog

360 and walk away

>>604879915
buys staff member as pet

>>604879915
Smack employees to death with dildo sword, then shove up dog butt

>>604879915
attempt to trade hat for burd and shove poopy sword into shop owners mouth

set store on fire by masturbating furiously

>>604879915
shove clerk up ass

kill all pets

>>604880277
ayyy
>>604880333
next time tripsfag :^))))))

>>604879915
Steal the sickass goldfish

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>>604880333
>>604880277
such a waste

>>604880277
winrar
I want to see this

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>>604880277
You attempt to shove the Pet Store clerk up your own ass(-5% HP), it does not go well and you are immediately kicked out(-5% HP). In the process you end up sropping and losing the dildo sword. Dubs decides!

>>604881741
furiously masturbate

>>604881741
Run back in, strangle the clerk, and shove him up your ass again

>>604881741
break in through wnidow and try to shove clerk up ass again, and succeed this time, also put a few of the pets up there

>>604882157
reroll :^)

>>604881741
Pools closed

Eat key

>>604881741
head into bar and fill helmet with rum.
Ask someone at the bar for a lighter, light helmet, throw at the dude you just asked for a lighter.

>>604881741

Shove Viking helmet up ass

>>604882142
roll for this

>>604882548

roll

>>604882266
7z

>>604881741
Use a summon sign for help

>>604882266
winrar

self suck

+ 15hp

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>>604882266
Does this count? Do rerolls count....op never specified

>>604881741
Call mom for help

>>604882858
of course, i'm not going to copy paste you dumb penus

>>604883100
And win again

take the sign as a weapon and go circus

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>>604882266
OP here, rerolls are allowed. Our hero successfully shoves the clerk, dog, cat, and burd up his poopshoot(-20% HP), it hurts quite a bit. Dubs decide!

>>604883896
eat fish alive

>>604883896
light store on fire and leave, wearing goldfish on dick

shove Viking helmet up ass, horns first

>>604883896
apply for job as pet store clerk

>>604884182
re

>>604884182
rere

>>604883896
Jump into meat grinder

>>604884182
rerere

>>604883896
Run around town with animals and clerk still up ass and scream over and over "YOU CANT FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM!"

put fish in pool, where it grows 10x in size

shove them further into your rectum and walk out into the street

suddenly...diarrhea

Detonate a nuke at your location

>>604883896
Clench ass cheeks to the point where all animals and the clerk inside suffocate. Slowly consume their whole bodies like an anaconda

>>604883896

Remove things from ass and find an old man

>>604884498
Bump

do a epic kick flip on the goldfish out on the road

>>604884381
reroll

>>604882741

>>604884498
Reroll

>>604884381
reroll again

>>604883896
Climb on top of the building. Jump off and land on ass /w clerk and animals

>>604884381
reroll agaaiinnnn

>>604884498
Rolling for this

>>604884764

take off helmet, put fish bowl over head and get stuck

>>604884381
One day...
Reroll

>>604884232
reroll

Fart them out and head into town

>>604885077
weener

>>604883896
Go on a date with clerk, keep the animals up your butt

>>604885077

Finally, a post that doesn't involve asses

>>604885077
Winrar

>>604883896
absorb animals and clerk in your ass and get renewed powers

>>604884232
rolling for this but also explore to see what rooms are in the pet shop

>>604885188
insecure humourless faggot

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>>604883896
>>604881741
>>604879915
I like how /b/ is getting closer to death each time and has yet tried to get better.....sounds familiar.....

>>604886155
New OP

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>>604885077
OP here. The bowl gets stuck just above your nose and mouth, allowing for breathing. The fish, water, and sand falling to the floor below. The clerk amd creatures remain in your pooper. Dubs decide!

>>604886487begin tugging weener

>>604886487
detonate thermonuclear explosion by stepping on goldfish, town is consumed by fire

>>604886768

>>604886487
Break bowl with head, pull clerk out ass, and make sweet love with him while all the animals are still up your ass.

>>604886487
get on the floor
everybody walks the dinosaur

>>604886768
OP here, be sure to specify if our hero lives or dies from situationslike this. If dubs no count.

>>604886937

>>604886768
re

break smash ball, use final smash

detonate thermonuclear explosion by stepping on goldfish, town is consumed by fire

hero lives but is a bit crispy

>>604886937
reroll

>>604887201

>>604886487
Leave store, summon moot and wave your hands in the air like you just don't care.

>>604886487
Walk outside and tell passersbys to "ask me about my wiener"

>>604886487
Go to circus and impress people with your large anus

>>604886155
Nice dubs and nice drawing

>>604887355
WINNRAR

rip off your dick and fuse it with dildo sword for more effective weapon

>>604887953
ayy lmao

>>604887988
Waste reroll if rubs

>>604887988
winning

>>604887953
ayy lmao

Op killed self r.i.p

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>>604887355
OP here, upon stepping on the goldfish, a thermoneuclear blast is emmitted(-25% HP), the bowl, clerk, amd petscare destroyed in said blast. Mass destruction surrounds our hero as the town is engulfed in flames. Dubs decides!

>>604888799
Roast dick in fire and then eat

>>604888799
Go to narnia and ask the king for a quest

>>604889047
Roll

>>604887988
reerolling!

>>604889047
This

>>604887988
got the next dubs after thermonuclear fish, winrar

shove key up ass

>>604889177
Winrar

>>604888799
Use key on butt, get health potion that restores you 100%, and use remaining potion on clerk.

>Empty bottle added to inventory!

>>604888799
realize you are now a nigger, go to jail

>>604889233
yeee

Its smells like sage

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>>604889177
Suddenly, a portal appears, taking our hero to the land of Narnia. The king known as Aslan has a quest for our hero. Dubs decides what that quest is and what (if any) are given to our hero to complete said task.

>>604890392
use key on lion's ass and get health potion to restore health to 100%

>Empty bottle added to inventory!

>>604890392
Hero has to take the flux capacitor to morder

aslan gives her flux capacitor and dildo sword

>>604890392
aslan now grants the ability to shot mountain dew from nipples and ask him to go buy some cheetos

>>604890392

Create a new way of life for niggers without being shot, killed, or raped

>>604890392
make cast of aslan's lion penis and forge gilded dildo.

>>604890693
REROLL

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>>604890800
WINNRAR

>>604890739
i laughed a little

>>604890800
Make reward for task the fallowing: full health restored, all items you've had in your inventory so far are regained, the ability to use the word nigger in public and around other nigger without harm.

>>604891045
I just wanted to see him draw aslan riding a penis mold

>>604891324
The last one, please

>>604891324
Reroll

>>604891324
Refilling this as reward

>>604890392
retrieve the holy grail. Aslan grants you a magical rope that can extend infinitely and an ounce of OG kush.

>>604891324
This reroll

>>604891444
Trips over ride last dubs!
>>604890800

>>604891324
REROLL
>>604891960
One is the task and trips is reward..... the ability to say nigger around niggers isn't a task

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>>604890800
Our hero begins his quest, as assigned by the king, but was given no more inventory. He arrives at 3 possible trails at which to start his quest of "creating a new way of life for niggers". Dubs decide where our hero goes next!

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>>604891324
Bump with a reroll

>>604892418
kfc--that's the local nigga forum

>>604892418
Hero goes to the prison to break into the warden's office with his key

>>604892418
KFC

>>604892418
The hood....on arrival, yell "listen up niggers! My name is officer Zimmerman, and y'all better start picking this cotton before you get a linchin! "

>>604886155
hahah this is great

>>604892955
winrar

>>604892955
hahaha yeess

>>604892955
Finally. ...posted like 20 times and got no dubs till now

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bump

>>604893174
Good job!

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>>604892955
Well, you yelled the aforementioned sentence, and was able to get a few of their attentions. Things are not looking good... Trips decide how our hero will proceed!

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bump

>>604894390
Run behind the sign

Thugs say he's so gangster They party up with him. His health max increase is 110% and his strength is now +1. his ranged is +1. He recieves 1 "Pistol" with 36 ammo upon creating party. his party members items are his also. He recieves +1 weed and +1 bottled water they both found in a random explosion in another town

>>604894390
run to the kfc. the big big thugs follow you but are too tempted but the lusty fried fowl to follow you any further. they are consumed by the crispy cheekun. intrigued, you follow them in, only to find the true source behind the thugdom of da hood: the covetous Jew.

>>604894390
sing the 200% nigga song while making suggestive gestures to the audience

>>604895198
nig nog thugs*

also, reroll

>>604895355
Oh boy kek

>>604894390
Use key as sword to fight niggers....prove dominance and tell them to get their act right or else they'll get zim zam'd....quest complete?

>>604895536
Reroll

>>604894390
Stick the key into your asshole and start making monkey noises

>>604895198
roll

>>604895196
rollin

>>604895196
rolling. also the thugs are named "nig" and "niggest"

>>604895196
rawl

>>604895196
>>604895198
reroll for these two

Pretend to be working. Niggers get scared and run away. Proceed further into the hood.

>>604895196

>>604895196
this

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>>604896954
kek

>>604895536
Rolling

>>604895196
Roll

>>604895536
Rolling for this

>>604895536
Rerollllllll

>>604895196

Do it

>>604895536
Roll for this kek

OP here, opening up the qualifications to include Trips or 69.

>>604895198
69 get

>>604895196

hope i get 69

>>604895196
Give me 69

>>604898358
oh thank god it was terrible with trips not counting as dubs before

also the hero swallows the key breaking him free of his two dimensional prison allowing him to threaten OP personally with the same fate as the pet store clerk unless he draws the completion of the quest

>>604894390
>start spitting sum mad freestyle
>niggas think its fire
>yo rap name now KeyChainz
>go around da hood sellin your mixtape

>>604898807
re-roll

>>604898807
>>604895196

combine them

hero is really a white girl. gets raped by niggers

>>604898807
re rollin

>>604895196

yup

>>604899242
yes indeed

>>604899328
>I am samefagging hard

>>604899429
I will continue

>>604895536
Reroll with 69

>>604899429
counting until i make it

1

>>604899547
2

>>604899600
3

>>604899669
ayy

>>604899669
finally FUCK

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bump

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use key as sword
>>604895536

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>>604899669
Our hero has impressed the thugs and now has a party of 3, Hero, Lil' Nig, and Blacky! Additional health, a joint, a handgun with 36 ammo, and a bottle of water ate received. Our hero has compleyed his quest! However, all is not done! A BOSS FIGHT APPROACHES. Dubs decides who/what the boss is!

>>604900611
this. the covetous jew.

>>604901266
dubs are check
boss is aslan

>>604901266
The Ferguson police department is raid boss.

>>604901433
dubs for dubs good god that was a quick fight

>>604901266
He has to fight jesus and Cthulu

throw them a basketball

Cthulu with a uzi

>>604901266
hero's nemesis oreh (he's black, and he's got \d\ on his shirt)
oh, and because he's black he's got a really really big unit

>>604901947
This

>>604901433
Bump

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>>604901433
ASIANZILLA APPEARS!
Boss has 3 health points.
22 or 88 lands hit 1
33 or 99 lands hit 2
69 lands hit 3
These can be obtained in any order.
Be sure to include how the hit inflicts damage in the post.
FIGHT!

>>604901266
kikes

>>604902869
99 get

Kill him with cum

>>604902869
lil nig hits with bat

>>604902869
Does your 69 count? If not then mine sure will.

Dead baby

>>604902869
OP got 69..

>>604902869
Key to eyeball

>>604902869
takes shots

Racial slurs

>>604902869
Throws lil nig at asianzilla

smoke joint with asianzilla

>>604902869
hero shoves key up anus and turns it to the right, igniting the fury of all things he has ever shoved up his rectum. he jets forward an iron fist right into that the flat asian eye. "INPOSSIBRU!"

Yell "Pi is exactly three"
It damages his superiority complex
He is stunned for 2 turns

Divides by zero, does not compute

>>604903344
Noice one

throws the gun at asianzilla

Use lil nig with the key to stab his eye

>>604903515
this

>>604902869
Blacky starts humping Asianzilla's leg

Sacrifice your arm to the devil and tame this boss as your own

>>604902869
Hero uses time warp to bend the asians sharp mathematical mind backwards.

The two thugs use Mug n Rape.
Pretty self explanatory.

>>604903522
>>604902869
this guy got it

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>>604903522
HIT 1 LANDED!

>>604903799
and this guy

>>604903799
this was the final blow for 2. does hero now own asianzilla?

>>604903799
I say left

>>604903964
Hump Asianzilla's leg

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>>604903799
HIT 2 LANDED!

(OPs 69 does not count)

OP note: Asianzilla cannot be tamed, however the dubs obtained registered as a hit.